Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 313: :Some rules should be firmly engraved in the soul!

"Hahahaha, what you said makes sense." Jiang Cheng laughed twice, then turned to look at Miss Baihua who was pinching her shoulders behind him, "You can use a little more force, I'm with the hard-working one. ."

"Hi." The two Miss Baihua replied excitedly at the same time.

On the other side, a certain silver curly hair, a certain glasses, a certain captain of the universe, a mysterious creature of a certain captain of the universe, a certain orangutan. At this time, all the staff stood in a row, looking at Jiang Cheng who was enjoying the service.

As for Shizune and Kagura, the two of them had already sat in the kotatsu and enjoyed it.

"Hey, did the target understand?" Yin Shi asked bitterly.

"Well, I understand." Everyone responded at the same time.

Elizabeth, who is cos Luffy, raised the wooden sign at the same time: [Understand! ]

"The goal is to kill that ponytail man. Even if I don't want Owee today, I will kill him, do you understand?!" Ginto shouted again.

"Wait...wait!" Kondo suddenly thought of something and shook his head quickly, "No, no, I already made an agreement with Miss A Miao when I was in the store!"

Speaking, Kondo recalled that in the Smile Bar, A Miao threatened with a smile: "Get an Owee for everyone in the store, and if you can't do it, I will dig out your request. ..."

After seeing this memory, Xin Baji complained with black lines: "That's not a promise, but a threat, right?"

"Yo Xi, then if you can get Owee, kill that ponytail guy! Do you understand?!" Yin Shi said again.

"Understood!" the crowd shouted at the same time. At the same time, Yili Lu Baifei also held up the wooden sign: [Understood! ]

Then, after counting one, two, three, at the silver hour, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time. But at this moment, the door of the shop finally opened.

This time, the direction of Gintoki and the others changed instantly, and they rushed straight towards the store door.

However, on the side, Jiang Cheng jumped out of the tub with quick eyes and quick hands, put on his clothes, picked up the umbrella on the side, and rushed over.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng was the first to come to the door.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yin Shi asked, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hand in the doorway.

"No, there's no special reason," Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, "Just give me an honest queue. Today, if you dare to jump in the queue, let me pass the test first."

"You are the most unqualified to say this!" Yin Shi cursed with white eyes.

Xinba Haw and the others held their hands and nodded in agreement.

"Sorry, I'm not here to line up or buy Owee today," Jiang Cheng glanced at the OTAKUs who were lining up in an orderly line, "I'm just protecting those who really want Owee It's just a dream. You people who come here for all kinds of selfish reasons, I won't let you in today."

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, all the members of Baihua, including Zongwu and Yueyong, all stood beside Jiang Cheng and stood in front of the store.

"Sogo! Why did you defect too?!" Kondo said in a hurry.

"Sorry, Kondo-san." Sogo shrugged. "I thought about it just now, and I think what the boss said is quite reasonable. Sorry, I can't let you pass today."

"This world has always been the law of the weak!" Yin Shi retorted with white eyes, "People who can't compete with others, even if they rank first, they won't get it! That's the rule!"

"Indeed, this world is indeed dominated by the weak," Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, then opened his eyes and pulled a hideous smile, "So, I'm here, if you beat me, you can enter, and if you lose please leave."

"Stop joking! You're not the manager here!" Yin Shi said angrily.

"Yes, yes!" Kondo agreed.

After listening, Jiang Cheng sneered, and then said coldly: "Indeed, I'm not the manager here, but if you really become the kind of ordinary, honest weak, you can do whatever you want. Bullying people, I absolutely disdain to be with you, Yinshi, if your Bushido really becomes like this, then I will cut it off for you personally. And wigs, you too.”

After listening, Yin Shi and Gui fell silent.

"And you, Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baji, "As an OTAKU, you should understand, you queued for days and nights in the cold wind just to buy When it comes to the photos and new albums of your favorite idols, what would you think if a group of people like you now cut in the queue when it was your turn? Think about it for yourself."

After listening, Xin Ba Ha also lowered his head.

Finally, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo beside him.

"As for you, Chief of Police, if you're really conscious of this, you'd better go back to the zoo as soon as possible."

"Wait! Why did you just let me go back to the zoo?!" Kondo shouted, "I'm a human! A human! Not a gorilla!"

【And me. 】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign at the right time. But Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at it.

The latter was so frightened that he shivered and knelt down and raised the wooden sign: [Please don't eat me! ]

"Indeed, this world is chaotic, the weak eat the strong, but, in front of the weak, show respect to the weak, don't become arrogant in front of the strong, and stick to your own heart without being humble or arrogant. This is a capital letter!" Said, Jiang Cheng glanced at the OTAKUs who were still lining up beside him, "If even the steelyard in his heart is confused, this kind of person is just scum. No matter how strong he is, he is only on the surface. , that kind of guy can never beat me."

Sixteen, who was sitting in the kotatsu smoking a cigarette, couldn't help but burst into laughter: "Hum hum hum ha ha ha ha... Kondo-san, I didn't expect that one day we would be taught a lesson by people who are not samurai, and It’s still the kind that can’t be refuted at all. I’ve taken it, it seems that our Bushido still lacks training, hahahaha…”

"Fourteen, you..."

"Ah, although I really want to fight with you, but for now." Shi Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, chuckled twice, then stood up from the kotatsu, walked towards Jiang Cheng, and stood there Sogo's side, "I'm sorry, Kondo-san, my Bushido doesn't allow me to do that."

"There are some things that you must never forget, even if you are threatened by a beloved woman. I am a samurai, and I am a human being." Kondo stood beside XIV with arms in his arms.

"Silver sauce, I'm sorry, Papa told Mummy about Aru, you can't bully the weak." After saying that, Kagura also came over and stood beside Jiang Cheng.

"Hahahaha..." Yin Shi's shoulders began to shake, and then he raised his head, with a slightly soft expression on his face, "Jiang Cheng, it's been a long time, the last time I was scolded by you and drenched in blood, I almost forgot."

After speaking, Yin Shi stretched out his fist and smashed Jiang Cheng's chest hard, and said softly, "Welcome back."

Jiang Cheng also just chuckled lightly without saying a word.

"Indeed, in this world, there are more weak people than strong people, but, as you said, only by respecting the weak can this world continue to be better." After speaking, Gui raised the corner of his mouth, humming. With a laugh, "It's too late, you idiot."

"Yo Xi, it's time to start." Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at the staff next to him, "Sorry for the delay, but in this case, there will be no accidental release."

"Hi!" The staff member wiped the tears that could not be stopped, and then picked up the big paper tube and pointed at the OTAKUs who were still in line, "Although the 12 o'clock release time has passed, but , I don't think it's too late, Bentendo Owee sales begin! Follow the order in which you line up, don't rush, don't push, follow the staff's instructions, limit one purchase per person."

After speaking, the line began to enter in an orderly manner, no one was crowded, and no one was annoyed that they were not in line.

In less than half an hour, the top 100 lucky winners with Owee's new game console in their hands slowly walked out.

However, these lucky people did not leave, but went to Jiang Cheng and others together.

"Okay, let's go back, the weather is so cold, be careful of catching a cold, [little brother]." Jiang Cheng looked at the number one spectacled brother in front of him and said with a smile.

"No, those who can't get Owee are half-assed, don't you think? Senior half-assed?" The glasses guy changed his previous style and even joked with Jiang Cheng.

"Stop showing off, go back quickly." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and chuckled.

Then, the glasses guy and Jiang Cheng laughed in unison.

"Enough is enough, this is yours." With that, the glasses guy shoved Owee into Jiang Cheng's arms.

Before Jiang Cheng could refuse, the glasses guy turned around and ran out, waving at Jiang Cheng as he ran: "Goodbye, seniors who need the help of juniors. Also, thank you! Owee will also be on sale, But some things are hard to hear in this lifetime."

"Hey..." Jiang Cheng wanted to say something, but the latter had already run away.

At the same time, the situation was basically the same as the people around Jiang Cheng, and the Owees of Taiwan were shoved into the hands of everyone. The crowd didn't even have time to refuse.

……

When the crowd has all dispersed.

Jiang Cheng looked at the dozens of Owees placed on the ground in front of him and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Yeah, I almost couldn't help laughing..."

"I'm already laughing, okay?" Yin Shi hugged Wutai Owee, curled his lips and said, "Fortunately, I responded quickly and said, "Welcome back." , I finally got all the five entrusted units, and I didn't spend a penny, so I made a net profit."

"The two bosses, I was the first to cooperate, don't forget my credit." Zongwu said while holding two Owees.

"So, I declare that today's war is a complete victory!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

However, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi and Zongwu didn't notice that, aside, the faces of the others were completely black.

"Wait a minute," Xin Baji raised his glasses with a dark face, twitching the corners of his eyes and complaining, "Is all those words just acting?"

"Or else?" Yin Shi replied casually, "How can we complete our commission without acting, Wutai Owee, no matter how you think it is impossible?"

"Hey! I remember those words just now as adult life mottos!"

"Kondo-san, can you accept these Owees with your conscience?" Fourteen asked aloud with his head down and a dark face.

"No, I was scolded just now, and now I want to beat it back no matter what, you said that you scolded me just now, fourteen?"

"No no no, that was just brought in by those bastards, it doesn't count." Fourteen replied.

"Hello." Kagura put down Owee in his arms, came to Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, raised his head and looked at them with a smile.

"What's wrong? Kagura sauce?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"The commission money this time can buy you a lot of vinegar kelp." Yinshi said.

But just after finishing speaking, Kagura clenched both hands into fists at the same time, and smashed Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's stomachs at the same time.

The two of them spit out a mouthful of sour water at the same time and flew out.

"The scum is talking about the two of you!!" Kagura rushed over~IndoMTL.com~ catching the two of them would be a slap in the face.

At the same time, Zongwu also rushed over and shouted: "Boss, I'll help you."

"That boss?" ×2

"That doesn't matter." Sou Wu joined the battlefield.

Afterwards, Xin Baji, who was a little out of breath, also joined the battlefield, and Shi Shi and Kondo also participated.

"Hey, let's go." After that, Yueyong turned her head and left. The other Miss Baihua, squinting Doudou's eyes, followed them expressionlessly.

As for Gui, he stood there and looked at the Owee in his hand. After a few seconds, he threw the Owee in his hand to the ground and cursed: "It's not a super family game console?! Bah! "

After spitting, Gui turned around and left angrily.

(Owee, end.)