Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 317: :Screwdrivers, 1!

Yoshihara, early morning.

Still feeling the strange feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes expressionlessly, and said with blue veins, "Hey, I'm not that kind of perverted foot-control bastard!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized something was wrong...

……

Breakfast time.

"Ahahaha! What kind of costume are you wearing?" Jiang Cheng covered his stomach and couldn't stop laughing, "Why is it a cross screwdriver? What the **** are you playing? Yoshihara's new activities ?"

Listening to Jiang Cheng's ridicule, Yueyong's face burst into two blue veins and began to beat continuously. Then, Yueyong silently put down the bowl and chopsticks, calmly took out two Kuwu and threw them fiercely. He went out and stuck it on Jiang Cheng's forehead.

The latter rolled his eyes and fell, lying in a pool of blood, still twitching.

"Speaking of which, Yueyue, why did you become like this?" Sun Lun smiled, then looked at Yueyong and asked aloud, "Is it the doll you bought?"

"No, it's not," Yueyong murmured while resting her chin with one hand, "I thought it was this idiot or Baihua's prank, but after I asked, I found out that it was not like that. Besides, this is not like a doll suit. Simple things can't be taken off at all."

"That's really troublesome," Sun Wheel frowned slightly, "when did it become like this?"

"It's like this when I wake up in the morning." Yueyong replied.

"Then that means it became like this when he was sleeping, right?" Hiron analyzed, "Looks like Yoshihara needs to step up patrols."

"Well, I have arranged for Baihua to do it."

"But the most troublesome thing right now is to find the culprit who made you like this as soon as possible, and to get back to your original state as soon as possible. This is also very inconvenient, isn't it?"

"Yoshihara's safety comes first, and this body is not so inconvenient anymore," Yue Yong replied, "The strength of the body has increased a lot."

"Soga," Jiang Cheng sat up and pulled out the kunai on his head, "Since Yueyue, you don't mind, then I'll be at ease."

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng lightly.

"Actually, when I was playing games late last night, I suddenly saw a bright light outside the window." Jiang Cheng stretched out a forefinger and said with a squinting smile, "Curiously, he stuck his head out and glanced at it. When a flying saucer is parked at your window, Yueyue, this kind of thing is nothing special, thinking that Yueyue will definitely handle it, so I sit back and play the game again."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yueyong stood up, kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed, "You should have said this earlier, bastard!"

"I thought it was a dream..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly, "And didn't you say you don't care?"

"What a bastard!"

"That is to say, it is the phenomenon of "God Hidden"," Sun Wheel explained. "Before we didn't know that there were gods and humans, human beings were taken away by flying saucers, and their bodies were transformed without authorization. Things. It seems that this time is really involved in something bad."

"Hey, do you remember what a flying saucer looks like?" Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng.

"I don't remember," Jiang Cheng sat up and shook his head, "Is it you who was transformed? Don't you remember at all?"

"I have no impression at all." Yue Yong frowned and thought for a while, then raised her head and replied.

"It seems that the memory has been cleared." Sun Wheel analyzed.

"Actually, it's not a big deal," Jiang Cheng curled his lips. "If you're really dissatisfied, I can introduce you to a plastic surgeon, and I promise to change you back to the way you were. And you can tell me my name. 30% off."

"Do you know such a reliable friend?" Yue Yong's face was full of disbelief.

"Of course." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and said, then took out a business card from his arms, "She used to boast that she was the number one cosmetic surgeon in the universe. Although I haven't seen it for a long time."

"No way, in this case, I can only ask Jiang Chengsang's friend." Sun Lun raised his head to look at Xiang Yueyong.

"Well, although I'm an acquaintance, I would like to remind you not to talk too much about me." Jiang Cheng put the business card on the table, "Just say that I introduced him."

"Why?" Sun Wheel asked with a smile.

"The reason, anyway, is very complicated, and I can't explain it for a while." Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, but he couldn't think of any good adjectives for a while, "It's... uh, that's it, just listen to me anyway. That's right."

"Isn't it the woman you used to be?" As soon as Sun Lun said these words, he instantly became cold.

After realizing Yueyong's eyes that looked like scumbags, Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand and hit haha: "No! Maybe I have probably had so many bad relationships, but this is really not the case. !”

"For example, the chief of Ou Paixing?" Sun Rin squinted and said with a smile.

"That's not at all!" Jiang Chengyi corrected his words righteously, "That's just being misunderstood! That can only be blamed on the tradition of Oupaixing! Saying that as long as you praise a woman's Oupai is equivalent to Confessions on Earth are too ridiculous, right? And after I learned about it, I seriously rejected it!"

"Is that so? Didn't something else happen? Like a good night or something?" Sun Wheel teased, covering her mouth.

"Why do you know?" Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, but then he reacted and quickly explained: "No! The good night I'm talking about is different from the good night you imagined. Yes! It's not like a good night on Earth! This and that never happened! I've never been such a casual man!"

After the explanation, Jiang Cheng could clearly feel Yueyong's scum-like eyes behind him, even if he didn't see it with his own eyes. Immediately stood up, scratched his head and said embarrassingly: "Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, you eat first..."

After speaking, Jiang Chengyu also left here.

"It seems that our Lord Night King was also a wanderer in the past." Sun Lun covered his face and chuckled.

"Just scum." Yue Yong snorted coldly.

But just after he finished speaking, I saw Jiang Cheng appearing at the door again, but unlike before, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and expressionless. If you look closely, you will find that Jiang Cheng has blue veins all over his face.

"What's the matter?" Sun Wheel asked, "Are you angry with Yueyue's words?"

"It doesn't matter what kind of thing," Jiang Cheng raised his head, although his face was full of blue veins, he kept a refreshing smile, "I just wanted to ask Yueyue if you want to follow me. Will we destroy the world together?"

Hearing this sentence, Sun Lun thought of something, and stared at Jiang Cheng's stock...

"I woke up too late, it's better to destroy this world as soon as possible." Jiang Cheng still smiled, "Maybe I only realize Gao Zai's mood now."

"It seems that you need this business card more than I do." Yue Yong picked up the business card on the table and sneered.

"How is that possible!" Jiang Cheng shouted, staring at his big red eyes, "This kind of thing can't be compared to the original one no matter how much you remodel it!"

……

On the other side, the Master House trio who just walked into the internet tea room and sat down. Before he could speak, Kagura's cell phone rang.

"It's my uncle Aru." Kagura took out his phone, pressed the answer button, and put it to his ear, "This is a novice flat-blade screwdriver, Kagura-chan Aru."

"Oh," Kagura said, handing the phone to Yinshi, "Silver, my uncle told you to answer the phone."

"I'm so annoying!" Yin Shi put the phone directly on the table and pressed the hands-free button, "Now you're going to hunt heaven and man! Do you also want to touch my bad head and be hunted by me?!"

Jiang Cheng's voice came from the phone: "No, how could it be, I just want to ask if you are interested, come with me... to destroy the world~ I'm going to contact Gao Zai and the wig for a while. ~”

"No interest!" After saying that, Yin Shi hung up the phone irritably.

"Hey! It sounds like the situation over there is very bad! Can you listen to Jiang Chengsang to finish his words!" Xin Baha frantically complained.

"Who cares! The world will be destroyed! But before that, Yinsang, my world has been destroyed first, bastard!" Yinshi shouted.

"Well, wait a minute, at least listen to it first, what happened to Jiang Chengsang..." Saying that, Shin Baha took Kagura's hand...

……

In the online tea room, all five people present were expressionless.

After a long time, Xin Ba Ha was the first to break the embarrassment. Looking at Yue Yong who was sitting beside him, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "It seems that Jiang Cheng Sang has also encountered the same situation as us..."

Speaking, Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng who was sitting next to Kagura, "But Jiang Cheng-sang doesn't seem to be wrong..."

But just after the words came out, Xin Baha suddenly thought of something~IndoMTL.com~ and continued incoherently: "Difficult...Is it possible, Jiang Chengsang is like Yinsang, both...are they all hit by a counting stick? ?!!"

"Hey, Four Eyes," Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile, "Do you want to destroy the world together?"

"Don't say such terrible things with such a refreshing expression!" Xin Ba Hao complained loudly, and then, Xin Ba Hao found that Yin Shi was secretly taking out a notebook beside him, and put the written on the notebook. Jiang Cheng's name was crossed out, and he immediately asked with a blank expression, "Wait, Yinsang, what is that?"

"Of course it's a list of possible crimes. In other words, it's an existence that must be wiped out." Gintoki raised his head and explained with a serious face.

"Enough is enough for you! By the way, most of the people above are acquaintances! Why do you think they did it?! And didn't I say it all? It was done by the cosmos!"

"No, if you think about it carefully, these people all have motives!" Yin Shi explained with a grim expression, "Even if not, but Yin Sang, my world is shattered, so there is nothing wrong with these people going to hell. Right? Right?!"

"That's right!"

"As expected of the silver time," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, "but isn't it not enough to have only these people? Since we want to torture and kill, how about killing the normal people in the whole world? Well, wouldn't it be better to destroy them all?"

"That's right, Jiang Cheng, you can occasionally put forward some good opinions." Yin Shi praised.

"Stop talking! You two, stop talking! Hurry up and stop that kind of dangerous speech!" Xinbaha hurriedly stopped, "And Jiang Chengsang was on Yinsang's list just now. And you!"

"It doesn't matter, because Yin Shi's name has always been on my kill list." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.