Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 319: :A classy hunter never picks a job!
New Ba Haw controls the character to wander through the Novice Village.
Watching the many players of different occupations passing by, and listening to the game music and various game sound effects in the game. Xin Ba Haw couldn't help but sighed.
New Ba Haw: "Wow, there are really a lot of people."
"These are all players of this game, it's amazing..."
At the same time, the new Baja in reality had a solemn expression, and controlled his character to walk to the door of the assembly hall and stopped, then secretly analyzed: "Those guys must be hidden among the players in this game. You must find out quickly and restore your original body.”
"But then, Yin Sang and the others are really slow. They clearly said that they met outside the collection center."
But just after speaking, Xin Ba Ha found that a silver-haired female character with a big sword trotted in front of her character.
Silver-haired female character: "Hello."
"Ah, it seems that someone has come to talk, and it's still a girl!" Shin Baha hurriedly reached out to the keyboard.
Silver-haired female character: "Is it possible, are you new to this game too? Actually, so am I, how about it? If you don't mind, would you like to hunt in the same area?"
"Ah, I was invited, what should I do?" Shinba blushed and muttered incoherently, "What is this? There seems to be a strange atmosphere, as if I was approached, what should I do? Teeth are white. , a little happy..."
But then, Xin Baha shook his head, "No way! Yinsang and the others are still there, there is nothing they can do, they can't go hunting with the girls."
After speaking, Xin Baji starts typing on the keyboard.
New Baja: "I'm sorry, I already have an appointment."
Silver-haired female character: "So, what a pity... ah, I'm sorry, I'm a little troubled now, it's just a prop, can you give me a little bit?"
Xin Ba Haw: "Yes, yes, but I just started playing games, so I don't have any props on me."
Silver-haired female character: "It's okay, it's something that everyone has from the beginning."
Seeing this sentence, Xin Baha was about to ask, but before she could ask the question, the silver-haired female character said again: "Give me [beep-]!"
Immediately afterwards, the silver-haired female character began to attack Xin Bazhu's crotch frantically.
"Silver Sang!!" Xin Bazhu shouted with some collapse, "I'm still struggling with the counting stick!"
Ginshi: "Didn't you tell me?!"
Shinbahaw: "Please stop, Yinsang, we are companions! Wait... This game is about defeating monkeys to obtain rare materials to strengthen equipment! What are you taking?!"
At this point, Gintoki's character finally stopped.
Silver Times: "Shut up, four-eyed monkey!"
Xin Ba Hao: "It's completely in the venting mode, this guy... really makes people angry."
"How long are you going to be depressed? To be an Internet shemale, doesn't that mean that you will also lose the counting stick in your heart?!"
Ginshi clasped his hands and snorted, "Are you an idiot? You didn't make this look because you were depressed. Listen, we're not here to play, we're here to find that **** celestial being, right? For intelligence gathering, this image is more suitable than a stinky man, right?"
[It turned out to be like this, as expected of Yin Sang! 】 Xin Baha thought to himself.
Ginshi went on to say, "Players or whatever, they're all green-ass **** who are hungry for women anyway, and the room is full of toilet paper. Just a little temptation and it's over."
"Now that you've made up your mind, let's start collecting information! Listen, try to find a veteran who has played this game for a long time, and you will be very strong."
Hearing the sound, Shin Ba Haw and Yin Shi looked at the crowd of players gathered on the side at the same time.
Suddenly, Xin Ba Haw discovered something, and pointed at a burly man with orange hair and two penetrating scars on his face: "Ah! Isn't that enough?! It seems that the strong is a mess! It must be fun! It's been over a hundred hours!"
Immediately afterwards, Shin Baha suddenly saw that a brown-haired female ninja character stopped the scar-faced character, and the two seemed to be talking in harmony.
Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao was overjoyed and hurriedly typed: [And it looks like a good talker! Yin Sang, let's go too! ]
Afterwards, Shin Baha came to Scarface and the female ninja and said politely, "Well, I'm sorry to disturb you, I want to ask you about some small things."
"What's the matter, Aru?" Scarface turned his head suspiciously.
Xinba Haw: "So it's you!!"
Kagura: "Ah, is that Gin-chan Aru? I'm lucky, I met three companions in such a short time."
Yin Shi frantically complained: "Why?! Why is the guy who just started playing games swaying around with a battle-hardened face! What's the matter with the injury on that face?! Who did it?!"
Xinba Haw also wondered, "Kagura-chan, where did you get your awesome equipment?"
Kagura replied, "I'm a hunter, and it's the hunter who gets what I want by hunting."
The female ninja character nodded: "I see, I see."
Xin Ba Haw is a little unclear, so: "What is hunting and not hunting... The game has just started, where did it come from... Wait, is the ninja character on the side Miss Yueyong?!"
Yueyong: "Yeah."
But at this moment, two pig-headed characters came to the crowd.
Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao didn't even bother to ask Kagura, and hurriedly typed: "Ah, sorry, we have already formed a team, and we can't add any more companions."
A pig-headed man explained: "No, we are the managers of this game. We received a report that a hunter was attacked in that lane and his equipment was stolen. Do you know any clues?"
But just now, Yueyong took the lead and threw a few kunai at the two pigs. Immediately afterwards, the characters of Gintoki and Kagura also rushed towards the two pigs, and one person punched the two pig-headed people...
Seeing Gintoki and Kagura skillfully stripping the equipment of the pig-headed man who can't afford to fall to the ground, Xinba Haw's whole person is not well: "Hey! Don't strip it! By the way, you guys were too skilled just now. Come on!"
But just finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura on the side have already stripped the pig-headed man, washed it, and tied it to the barbecue.
"Don't burn it!" Xin Ba Haw collapsed and reminded, "This game is a game of hunting monkeys! It's not a game of hunting hunters! What the **** are you guys doing with planes!!"
Kagura raised his head and explained calmly: "A first-class hunter never picks up his work."
"Fuck hunters! You are just plain bandits!"
But as soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly heard hurried and messy footsteps. Everyone looked over, and saw a group of pig-headed men with weapons rushing in their direction.
"Ah, it's not good! I broke the rules, and the managers are angry! They want to get rid of us! If you get caught, stop trying to play this game! Run away!" reminded.
But when everyone just got up, before they had time to start, they suddenly found that a group of pig-headed people turned! The pig-headed man's goal is not himself!
Xin Ba Haw wondered: "What's the matter? Didn't he come to us? Well, forget it, since he didn't come to us, then don't worry about it. Let's hurry up and get down to business. One less person? Where is Jiang Chengsang?"
As soon as Xin Bajiu finished speaking, he suddenly heard a few passerby male characters whispering something...
"It's too much, that stinky woman..."
"I mean, how can you allow that kind of person into the game? The managers are too lax."
"Are you also looted? [Beep——]..."
"Yes, are you too? [Beep——]..."
"It's the first time I've seen a [beep] hunter who specializes in hunting other people. It's really scary... By the way, all the male hunters here are basically recruited, right?"
"Indeed..."
……
Listening to the whispers of a passerby, Shinpachi looked at the three of Gintoki blankly: "By the way, I seem to know who it is... The managers should also go for him..."
However, Yin Shi didn't care, but thought secretly: "[Beep-] Can that kind of thing really be plundered?"
"Isn't this the time to talk about such a thing?!" Xin Baha was a little distraught, "The most important thing now is to find Jiang Cheng-sang! What the **** is that idiot thinking! Come here! Are you venting your anger?!”
……
On the other side, a female character with long orange hair and a scantily clad Ness sits on a pile of corpses piled up by a tall administrator~IndoMTL.com~ smiling and counting today's harvest...
“One [beep——], two [beep——], three [beep——]…”
Before Jiang Cheng finished counting, the newly arrived Xinbaha kicked Jiang Cheng and scolded, "Jiang Chengsang, what the **** is going on in your head!"
Jiang Cheng controlled the character to stand up from the ground, pulled out the long knife-shaped weapon full of mosaics behind him, and hummed: "I have used the [beep-] from hunting to strengthen the weapon to the highest level. This is my [beep-] long knife!"
"Does your head really matter?!" Xin Baha frantically complained, "Why do you have to use [beep-] to strengthen it?! Can't you use ordinary materials?! How do I use the weapon?!"
"No, I just wanted to try and see if it could be transplanted into my body, but I failed," Jiang Cheng explained with a serious look on his face, "but, in the end, I tried to strengthen the weapon, but I didn't expect it to be It's a success! Besides, Mosaic doesn't matter anymore! It's just like playing the red and white machine!"
Speaking, Jiang Cheng waved the long knife in his hand, only to see that all the trees in the forest on the side were uprooted and flew into the distance because of this knife! The whole forest has become an ordinary wasteland!
"Not bad, right? Such power." Jiang Cheng said smugly.
"Awesome, Aru! Uncle!" Kagura praised.
"The weapon boosted by [beep-] has such great power, it's incredible..." Gintoki muttered, then nodded and said sternly, "Yo Xi! The upgrade direction of our weapons. It's all confirmed! While looking for clues, hunt for more [beep--]!"
"Hey! This is a game of hunting monkeys, not a game of hunting [beep—]!" Shinbaha shouted in a panic.