Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 32: :Be sure to prepare your acceptance speech before entering the competition!
Yoshihara, Qingta, who was watching TV in the room, was stunned when she saw Jiang Chengcheng appearing on the TV, and hurriedly shouted: "Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng is on TV!"
Then, Yue Yong pushed the sun wheel and walked in.
Looking at Jiang Cheng on the TV, Yueyong's head was full of black lines, "Didn't that idiot say he wants to buy the latest game?! Why would he participate in such a boring show!"
"You said that, why do you still need to record?" Sun Wheel said with a smile.
"I just want to record this idiot's stupidity!" Yue Yong said through gritted teeth.
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"Hey, who is the owner and who is the pet?" Jiang Cheng whispered to Xin Baji beside him.
"It's the master who can talk." Shin Baha whispered back.
"Hey? Speak? Language? Don't you think it's strange? You can communicate with sea lions, right? I mean to communicate in [sea lion language], so what's the point of speaking Japanese? You don't Do you think it's strange? Xinbahajun." Jiang Cheng complained in a low voice, "That one is definitely foul, it's the same race as the pet, just like if I took Yinshi to the pet contest, should we put it together? Got the rules wrong? Should have let me take silver to the game, wouldn't it be easier to win? After all, it's easier to communicate with one another, isn't it? Hello?"
"I'm not a sea lion! I don't speak sea lion language! I'm an earthling! An earthling! It's just a headgear!" Song Zaomu at the other end of the screen finally couldn't help but shouted while covering his head. The sea lion's headgear was ripped off, "This is just to show the affection between me and my cutest MISSGARTERBELT! The affection between owner and pet!"
"Souga, it's better to say no sooner, you can easily make people misunderstood, okay? Also, you can't remember such a long name for a pet, okay? Readers will have opinions, okay? Saying it once will take up a lot of words, okay? I'm a lazy writer, what if I copy and paste it several times?" Jiang Cheng said chatteringly, pinching his chin, "Well, what's your pet's name? "
"Sea Lion [MISSGARTERBELT]!" Songzao Mu replied proudly.
"Sea lion [MISS...] what's going on?" Jiang Cheng thought hard with his eyes closed.
"MISSGAIYABT Aru." Kagura reminded aside.
"Hey! How come Gaia has come out! That sea lion has evolved too fast!" Shinba squeaked wildly.
"Soga Soga, missbt, let's just call it BT for short, it's easier to remember." Jiang Cheng, regardless of Mr. Song Zaomu's exasperation, waved his hand and said casually, "Well, you and Wait for your BT! The champion is definitely ours!"
"It's [MISSGARTERBELT]! It's not BT!" Mr. Mu Songzao stood up angrily.
"It's not BT, could it be DT? It's a good name, it's simple and easy to remember." Jiang Cheng praised, "Then wait for us with your DT, see you later~" Jiang Cheng waved after finishing speaking. Waving his hand, the host also turned off the big screen in front of Jiang Cheng and the others. (DT: has the meaning of virginity.)
"Well, the one who is holding on to Mr. Sakata is Dingchun-kun, right?" The host said and handed the microphone to Yinshi.
At this time, Dingchun was lying behind Yinshi...
But before Yin Shi could answer, Jiang Cheng ran over first, got in front of the host, grabbed the microphone and said, "No, it's just an ordinary molar stick!"
"The molar stick? The molar stick looks like this?" the host wondered.
"Ah, there are many kinds of molar sticks on the market now. This is a natural curly human-shaped molar stick with silver hair that is specially customized for Dingchun!" Jiang Cheng replied, and Jiang Cheng also glanced at the person beside him. Yin Shi seems to be saying: If you dare to speak, you will be abolished! Must win!
"Is that really not a real person? It's already bleeding, is that blood?" The host asked, pointing to Yin Shi's **** face bitten by Dingchun.
"Of course not! It's just strawberry milk as bright as blood!" Jiang Chengyi replied rightly.
The host didn't believe it, so he leaned in and smelled it, "Really! It really smells like strawberry milk!"
At this time, Xin Ba Hao looked at the judges who kept looking at him and the others, and his heart finally calmed down. [Looks like he's been fooled] Xin Ba Hao thought so, and heaved a sigh of relief, [As expected of Jiang Chengsang! ]
At the same time, Jiang Cheng secretly made an ok gesture towards Xin Baha.
"Then, we will invite the next team!" As the host's voice fell, the door behind everyone opened again, and then the host's voice sounded again, "The next strange pet is Cosmic creatures, little Elizabeth and its owner, the captain of the universe, Mr. Fake Ahfa!"
Seeing Gui with Elizabeth, wearing a pirate outfit and a skull eye patch, Jiang Cheng and the four were speechless.
"What are you doing, that idiot!" Yin Shi whispered, "The guy who was called and wanted is doing some disguise in order to be on TV."
"It seems that he really likes that pet." Xin Ba Haw said in a low voice.
"Hey, Kagura-chan, I have a mission for you to kill that strange penguin. The champion must be ours!" Jiang Cheng said fiercely, "The Half-Life limited edition can only be mine!"
"Know Aru!" Kagura said and raised his umbrella towards Elizabeth.
However, Xin Baha quickly hugged Kagura, "What are you doing! Jiang Chengsang! Hurry up and stop making trouble!"
"Ah? I seem to have heard your molar talking just now? What's going on?" the host wondered.
"Ah, it's actually similar to the screaming chicken." Jiang Cheng said nonsense.
"Soga," the host said, turning his head to Gui again, "Well, Mr. Fake Ah Fa, Captain of the Universe, what do you mean in a nutshell?"
"In short, he is the captain of the universe." Gui replied.
"Huh?" The host was a little unclear, but he continued to say, "You will play against Xiao Dingchun over there, and the winner will participate in the final. How confident are you?"
"It's just a dog with a bigger physique. Taro from my hometown is also that big." Gui glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.
"What did you say! Soul light wig!" Yin Shi was not happy when he heard it, "A penguin monster like you, you can turn on the tap in my hometown and a lot of it will flow out!"
"Who believes you! Don't tell such unbelievable lies!" Xin Bazhu whispered, "Also, you are a molar now! A molar!"
"Well, I seem to have heard your molar talking just now..." The host frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng.
"Oh, that ah that, it's just a screaming chicken molar stick with a computer chip added." Jiang Cheng said seriously.
"Souga, then, let's start the competition directly!" The host opened his hands as he spoke, "It's time for self-show!"
The audience applauded.
"Then, in the first round, please fully demonstrate your own charm! Although it has been repeated many times, some judges are asked to rate with a unique and biased attitude! Then, first of all, please have a human-shaped tip with a computer chip installed. Call it the Sakata family!"
The host had just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng couldn't wait.
"Sadaharu! The air is turning 720 degrees! Come on~!"
After Jiang Cheng shouted, Dingchun jumped directly into the air, like a somersault, and successfully landed after turning twice in the air. If there was any accident, it was Yin Shi, who was still in Dingchun's mouth. As Dingchun fell to the ground, Yin Shi was also slammed to the ground.
"Rotate 720 degrees to the right, again!"
Following Jiang Cheng's instructions, Dingchun jumped into the air again, turned sideways for two weeks and landed again, and of course Yinshi...
"Seven hundred and twenty degrees to the left! Again!"
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"Twenty back seven hundred and twenty degrees! Again!"
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"I can't bear to watch it anymore..." Looking at Yin Shi, who had already fainted from the fall, Xin Baha covered his face, "Sure enough, Jiang Chengsang is also a natural S..."
"Yoshi, Sadaharu!" Kagura praised and looked at Gui in time, "Have you seen Aru?! This is the result of the special training!"
"Results? Stop joking!" Gui Hen laughed, "Dingchun has been shaking since the very beginning! It's like saying [If you don't follow the instructions, you will definitely die!], which is not correct at all. The best way to get along with your pets! …”
However, Jiang Cheng didn't listen to half a word, but walked off the stage on his own, grabbed a photographic equipment and rushed to the stage again, taking pictures of Kagura, Dingchun, and Xinbaji. .
"Kagura-chan, make your expression more natural! Relax your movements! Are you ready for your acceptance speech?"
"New Baja~IndoMTL.com~ You too! Relax, it's just that the last show won an award!"
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Xin Ba Haw took out a crumpled piece of paper.
Xin Ba Ha was ready to start reciting while facing the camera, but was interrupted by the host before it started.
"What are you doing?! The competition is not over yet!" the host reminded, "Elizabeth has just finished showing her talent here! The judges haven't started scoring yet!"
At this time, Jiang Cheng, Xin Baji, and Kagura turned their heads and saw that Elizabeth was still holding a paintbrush in her hand, and there was a painted portrait in front of her. To be precise, it was an abstract montage portrait. In terms of the inclination of the sun and the humidity of the air, it may be Katsura and Elizabeth.
"Alright in advance, I hate abstraction." Jiang Cheng looked disdainful.
"No one asked if you liked it!!" The host was about to collapse, "Then, now, the judges are asked to rate the two pets. But I have to say, both pets are very good!"
After speaking, the scores of the two teams were displayed on the scoreboard.
500: Elizabeth 500
"Haha, it looks like they are really evenly matched." The host sighed again.
"What a joke! How could that trained beast outperform our Elizabeth! Look!" Gui pointed to the painting, "The lines full of tension! The figures with full expressions! And Elizabeth's expression Emotions! That's no better than that... wow!"
Before Gui could speak, Jiang Cheng slapped him over.
Jiang Cheng turned his head and said with a smile to the host, "Then, let's start a new round of duel!"