Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 323: :Screwdrivers:7
"What did you say? If you have any opinions, say it! Say it! Please say it~~~!!!"
But the little ape just finished speaking, when suddenly there was a small sound of footsteps in the thick fog not far away, everyone turned their heads and saw two figures slowly walking towards everyone Come.
"I can't go wrong this time! It's definitely M!" Gui affirmed, "I can't hear any footsteps of fear at all, just like walking on a country road as calm as footsteps! You can't go wrong!"
"But there are two people on the other side! Which one is M?!" Shinbaha wondered.
"Perhaps the legendary M might be a combination." Gui supported his chin and slowly analyzed, "Perhaps the full name of M is [M Shining Duo]!"
"What kind of possibility is that?!" Shin Baha frantically complained.
"A figure appeared!" Gui reminded.
Everyone hurriedly looked over and saw that the figure in the thick fog became more and more solid, until it was fully revealed...
Seeing Jiang Cheng and Kagura walking out of the thick fog, everyone was silent for a long time...
"Why the two of you?!" Gintoki was the first to complain, "Why are you appearing like that at such a critical juncture?! Stupid you two?! Stupid you two?!! "
"What are you doing so hot," Jiang Cheng complained, "I and Kagura are very worried about your safety, so I cleared all the bosses in this piece. It was very hard, okay?"
"Yes." Kagura nodded.
"No need! No need at all!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "I'm just here to find someone, why do you want to clear the monsters? It's not necessary at all!!"
"Oh, I almost forgot Aru," Kagura suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly took out the loot that was dragged behind him and threw it in front of everyone, "I brought one for you too, it seems to be a super rare one. As for the monkey, my uncle and I only encountered this one."
Ginshi and the others fell into a strange silence when they watched the whole body equipment on the ground in front of them being stripped, not even the underwear, but the blond fruit man with mosaic on the part.
"Well, this is not a monkey in any way, right?" Xin Baha adjusted his glasses, lowered his head and muttered, "Anyway, he looks like a hunter, no matter what he looks at, he's a human?"
"No, it's the monkey." Kagura affirmed, "When I was attacking the white-haired monkey with my uncle, this monkey suddenly jumped out, definitely wanting to attack us with the white-haired monkey, Aru. It's the first time I've seen a group of monkeys."
"That, that's not called an attack, it's obviously just this person who wants to help!" Shin Bahau corrected, "It's obviously just wanting to help you defeat the boss together!"
"That..." The blond man on the ground opened his eyes at this time, looked at the eyes of everyone around him, suddenly became embarrassed, and covered his lower body, "Can you stop looking at people like this, I'm a little shy..."
Everyone:...
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"That's right, I'm M!" The blond boy hugged his hands and snorted, "I'm the legendary man you're looking for, M!"
"Before saying this, can you please put on your clothes?" Xin Baha said with a speechless expression, "It's not handsome at all, even if the face looks a little handsome, but now it looks like Just a pervert."
"What kind of legendary hunter," Gintoki dismissed, "it was so easy for two idiots to get it done. It seems that the legend or something is a complete lie. Go away, or go find it. Look for other clues."
"Indeed, if it is a legendary hunter, if it is a hunter who knows everything about the world and hunts the whole world, it is absolutely impossible to fail so easily. It seems that there are indeed some discrepancies in the legend (boring)" Gui clasped his hands and analyzed, "Perhaps I bought the Internet Navy. I wanted to take a picture with M. It seems that there is really no need for this now."
"Hey! Can you see clearly before you speak?!" M retorted, "They are not ordinary people at all, okay?! What's up with that mosaic weapon?! Why is that kind of obscene attack power? So high?! Is it open?! Definitely open!"
"It's such a big fuss about the situation. It seems that the rumors are indeed false." Jiang Cheng nodded and analyzed, "Hey, let's go, you guys, let's look for other clues. M Don't we have something by our side? This M sow. Just replace her a little bit, it's fine."
"Who do you say is a sow?!" Xiao Yuan was instantly unhappy, "Sow is Yin Sang's special nickname for me!"
"Shut up, the sow just keeps her mouth shut, humming and panting." Jiang Cheng glanced at the little ape beside him, and then passed the rope around the little ape's neck When I gave Yinshi, "I'll give it to you."
After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and left, and everyone turned around. But before everyone could walk away, M suddenly shouted: "Wait! Don't you want to know the information about the game stars?!"
Then everyone stopped and turned to look at M.
"Why...why do you know?!" Xin Ba Haw was startled, and hurriedly typed.
"Of course, as people who know everything, even why you come to play this game, why are you looking for me, you already know everything." M closed his eyes and hugged his hands and said slowly, "I I have been waiting to face any difficulties and hunt for the tomorrow called hope, the arrival of the real hunter!"
Everyone was shocked by this B-type, but before everyone could relax, M continued to say: "Well, I'm sorry, can you give me back my clothes first? I'm also a little shy..."
Everyone: I'm down!
……
Jiang Cheng and the others followed behind M who had put on his clothes again (wearing his equipment), and walked on the trail in the mountains.
“There have been a lot of strange hunters in the monkey hunting world recently,” M said as he walked, “They don’t enjoy hunting, they just keep looking for people, and what those guys will definitely say is [ Do you know the player Xingren].”
"!!" Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, "Difficult... Could it be!"
"Yes, it's not just you who have been abused. Like you guys, who are trying to find their original body, are now coming to this world one after another." M replied.
"Don't you know?" Xiao Yuan suddenly interjected, "This matter has become a major event that the shogunate has dispatched. In fact, I secretly sneaked into this game according to the order of a certain shogunate. .Yes! In order to tie the rope to the game star!"
Looking at the little ape with a rope around his neck, Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly: "No, you were tied to the rope, right? You didn't do anything at all except M games."
"Miss Ginko, please hold the other end of the rope!" Little Monkey prayed, "I can't take it anymore! Why do I throw the rope away? If I don't hold it properly, I'll go crazy!! !”
"Shut up, pervert!" Ginto scolded.
Ignoring the quarrel of several people, M continued: "...Those players almost all disarmed and surrendered due to frustration in the process. They want to find a specific person who doesn't even know their name in this vast online world. It's almost impossible. You were the first to come to me."
"No, it's Aru who was caught by me." Kagura raised his hand to correct.
"..." M didn't answer, but stopped, looking up at the huge cave in front of the temple on the hillside, "You should be able to find what you're looking for here, in this temple Inside is the strongest mythical beast standing on the top of all monkeys: the Great Sage of the Sky! They are also planning to hunt this guy, so they will definitely come here.”
"You are the real hunters recognized by me. Can you fight with me? You can't let them step into our hunter's paradise in silence any longer. Let's go together! Take back our paradise!"
"Hey, you've been acting handsome since just now, what's the matter?" Jiang Cheng kicked M impatiently, "Have you forgotten? Have you forgotten what it's like to be defeated? Is this the attitude that seniors speak? Is that right?!"
"Yes, yes!" Kagura stepped forward and scolded while kicking, "The defeated general is still so arrogant, be careful I will strip you off Aru again!"
"Hey, stop making trouble, you two!" Xin Baha hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the two of them, "Let's listen to M first! After all, he provided the clues."
"Hey," Jiang Cheng spat impatiently, "You can join the team if you want, but hand over [beep-] to me! If you hand it over, I will agree."
"Yes, yes." Kagura nodded in agreement.
"Can you go any further, the two of you?!" Shinpachi shouted, then hurriedly stepped forward to help M up, "Are you okay? ."
"Ah, it doesn't matter," M smiled shyly, "I would be so excited to change anyone's body without consent~IndoMTL.com~ In fact, I am too, and now I have a heart in my heart. The fire of anger is burning, but now we must endure, at least until the two game stars appear!"
"No... as expected of M! Even the mind is so broad!" Xin Ba Hao was moved, but then suddenly reacted, "Wait! Could it be that you are also M-san..."
"Forget it, although not like you," M closed his eyes, as if recalling something, "suddenly shrouded in light from above, it was too late when I realized... …”
M (Hasegawa): "The whole body has been transformed into an unemployed person."
Xin Ba Haw in front of the screen was stunned for a few seconds before finally recovering, staring at his eyes and complaining loudly: "What kind of transformation is that! Why do you think it's the universe's fault that you don't have a job! It's not called transformation at all!"
At this time, M continued: "I was transformed into a dark glasses uncle called Hasegawa who has no domineering power and nothing."
"That's you! Don't rely on this to write off all of your own to achieve the purpose of rebirth!!"