Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 324: :Games and reality are always inversely proportional!
"Oops, what's this called, the legendary hunter turned out to be Hasegawa-san..." Shin Baha groaned a little speechlessly.
Ginshi didn't show much surprise at this incident, but slowly analyzed with some disapproval: "I see, when I used games to escape the reality of being idle and doing nothing, I became the strongest hunter. The balance of online games and reality is inversely proportional. In the game, they are called heroes, and in the real world, there are idle people who have nothing to do. This situation also happens from time to time. Since there are legendary hunters, there will be legends The **** in the midst.”
After listening, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and nodded silently.
"From this point of view, our team is similar," Shin Baha said silently, "All of them are cripples, is it really okay to say this?"
As soon as the new eight-chirp voice fell, there was a sudden sound of footsteps from a distance.
"!! Someone's here!" Xin Ba Haw reminded, and then everyone quickly found a pillar to hide and observe silently.
The footsteps are getting closer and closer, and the two figures who are walking slowly are gradually solidified. When everyone can see the full picture of the two people who are walking, they all stay in place!
Because, the images of the two players are exactly the same as the game stars in the memory of Xin Ba Ha! One is tall and the other is short, one has trivial beards, the other has thick lips, and there are two short tentacles on their heads. Except for their normal skin color, the two of them are all yellow! It's like wearing a yellow hooded tights!
"Appeared!!" Shin Bachi said, "That's right! There is almost no change in the shape of the real world!"
"It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet those idiots here." With that, Gintoki put his hand on the hilt behind his back, and was about to rush up.
"Scumbags! Return my little OO!" Jiang Cheng also pulled out his mosaic long knife.
Fruit Little OO Samurai G: "I???"
But at this moment, Gui stopped the two of them: "Wait, you two, this is just playing a game, and catching them in this state can't restore the body to its original state (anxious)."
"That's right, as the platter samurai G said, it's pointless not to find out the real body of the game and catch it." Little OO samurai G nodded in agreement.
"What should I do with that kind of thing?" Shinbaha said in distress.
"On the Internet." Hasegawa said suddenly.
"Net Gathering?"
"That's right, a web gathering is a sorority meeting where people you know from online message boards or chats meet in real life to enhance your relationship." Hasegawa explained, and then looked at the two who were looking for something in front of the cave. A famous game star, "Help them hunt and become their netizens, and then invite them to gather online to get them out of the online world."
"How could there be such a spare time to do that kind of thing!" Gintoki retorted with some dissatisfaction, "It's been the fifth day! It's been five days for this kind of boring thing!"
"Yeah, yeah! How long do you think I've been wearing this body? One day? No! It's been five days! Readers will get tired too?!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"No, just because it's the fifth day, I need more calmness." Gui said comfortingly, "It's part B, so I need more calm thinking."
"That makes sense!" The little OO warrior G nodded, and then seriously suggested: "Then in order to draw up a battle plan, let's hold an online gathering first!"
"Have you calmed down too much!" Xin Baha frantically complained, "Do you think you're in your own home?!"
But at this moment, everyone suddenly discovered that the two players were going to leave.
"What's the matter? Aren't you going to hunt? Why are you going to leave?" Shin Baha wondered.
"Maybe it's because I have already killed the monkeys in this cave." Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed, "Maybe the one who was about to leave because he couldn't find the target."
Everyone:...
"It turns out that it's all your fault! Who is it?!" Yin Shi scolded with his veins bursting, "What should I do now?! The plan to help them hunt and become netizens has not yet been completed. It's bankrupt from the beginning, you bastard!"
Not far away, two game stars are whispering.
"Senior, it seems that you have already been taken first." The thick-lipped game star pointed to the still-dry blood on the ground and looked at the mustache game star, "The last boss seems to have been hunted and killed. "
"Hey, it looks like this is the end of the monkey hunt." The mustache game star returned with his hands clasped.
"Hey! Terrible!" Shinbahaw reminded quickly, "They're already planning to retire from this game! If they give up the monkey hunt, we'll be doing nothing!"
"There's no other way, we can only prepare a new enemy now! Even if there is no enemy, we must create a new enemy!" Hasegawa hurriedly suggested.
"Where is the enemy going?!"
As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he saw that Jiang Cheng and the others had tied Hasegawa.
"New breed of monkey! Madao!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and gave Xin Baha a wink and a thumbs up.
"Not at all!"
"No, after all, he is the strongest hunter, so he should have some combat power, and don't underestimate him, he has everything that monkeys have." Yinshi didn't look back. He explained, "Besides, who said that the bigger the monkey, the stronger it is? The other person must be very surprised by this kind of monkey, right?"
"Surprised! You guys' heads surprised me even more!" Xin Baha frantically complained, "What the **** are you guys thinking about?! This kind of thing will definitely be exposed! "
"Indeed, I also feel that something is not right. It feels like something decisive is missing." Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand and nodded with the other hand supporting his chin.
Suddenly, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration and came to the back of the little OO warrior G in an instant, and tore off his clothes and equipment, hummed and said, "How about this? Isn't it different from the monkey at all? No?"
"Indeed, anyone who sees this looks like a monkey." Gintoki nodded.
"No way! That's an orangutan!" Shinba shouted, "No matter how you look at it, it's an orangutan!"
"Calm down, little eight," Yin Shi waved his hands in disbelief and replied, "It's okay, there's no difference between orangutans and monkeys."
Speaking, Gintoki took out two bananas from his arms and handed them to the little OO Samurai G, then carefully looked at the little OO Samurai G in front of him and nodded: "Yo Xi, so It's perfect."
Xin Ba Haw: "You are perfect!"
At this point, M, who was tied up, finally broke free from the rope, stood up from the spot, and fled into the distance without thinking.
"!!!" Jiang Cheng was the first to react, "MADAO ran away! Rare monkey ran away! Hey, you guys, get ready to hunt!"
"Hi!" ×n
"Hey! That's not a monkey at all! Can you stop messing around!" Shinpachi shouted.
"The task of finding new enemies is on me, keep those guys in the game until I come back!" Hasegawa waved his hand and a dialog box popped up.
"Hey, there's no other way, so I can only let the little OO warrior G go on," said Jiang Cheng, who looked at the little OO warrior G aside, "our body and the future are all handed over to you, okay? Do you do it?”
At the same time, except for Shin Baha, everyone else looked at the little OO Samurai G.
"You..." Feeling the anticipation of everyone's eyes, little OO Samurai G's nose twitched, "Ah, leave it to me! Leave your body and future to me!"
After speaking, in the eyes of everyone's encouragement, the whole fruit was covered with mosaics and the little OO warriors, each holding a banana in each hand, resolutely walked over to the two game stars...
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"I still haven't found that one..." The mustache game star said with a bit of contentment,
"Ah? Are you talking about rare materials?" the thick-lipped game star wondered.
"No, it's that one..."
Before the mustache game star had finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by footsteps. Hearing the sound, the two game stars looked over, only to see one wearing a helmet and his whole body partially covered with mosaics and holding two bananas. The man came to the two of them.
Before the two of them could say anything, Jiang Cheng and the others who were preparing jumped out directly.
"Finally found you!" Jiang Cheng pointed to the little OO warrior G and pretended to exaggerate, "Edin Lucis Cheram! The ultimate hidden boss in this game that is stronger than the Great Sage of Qingtian. !”
(Edin (Ting) Lucis Cheram: The Ultimate BOSS in FF (Final Fantasy) 15)
"Is it finally there?! Edin!" Yin Shi echoed, "Although our strength may not be your opponent at all~IndoMTL.com~ But since we have encountered it, we must try it no matter what! "
"Hahahaha! Just a few of you? You also want to hunt me, Edin, Little OO, Cheram?!" Little OO Samurai G had already entered the role, laughing loudly, then raised his hand and pointed to the side The two game stars of the game, "Unless you and the strength of those two people can defeat my ultimate boss in this monkey hunting game 100%!"
"Hey, there's no way," Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, then looked at the two game stars who had not yet figured out the situation, "the two little brothers over there can help us form a team with a little help. I can give you all the materials and so on.”
"What should I do? Seniors, do you want to help them?" the thick-lipped game star asked,
"It doesn't matter...it doesn't matter," the mustache game star turned his face away, "let's be together..."
Seeing this reaction, everyone was stunned by Lei, and at the same time they thought to themselves: [Yes...it's arrogant! ! ]
"Really?! They actually joined forces!" Edin Little OO Samurai G couldn't help but take two steps back, "If we join forces, I will definitely be defeated!"