Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 326: :Pride that can’t be thrown away!

"That's why! What kind of tricks can a bunch of idiots get together!" Yin Shi said disdainfully.

Listening to Yin Shi's sarcasm, Shi Shi was the first to express his dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about, boy?!"

"Hijikata-kun, please go and look in the mirror now, you will see an idiot! An idiot almost exactly like you is looking at you in the mirror!"

"Better than an idiot who's turned into a screwdriver!" Shi Shi spat in disdain.

"You're the idiot, right. It's much better than having your whole body, including the little OO, transformed into a screwdriver!" Gintoki retorted, not to be outdone.

But apart from Zongwu and Yueyong, no one noticed that Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, lowered his head and his face was completely black.

"Boss, you're welcome, please use it." Saying that, Zongwu took out a bazooka and handed it to Jiang Cheng.

"Haha..." After taking the bazooka, Jiang Cheng raised his head expressionlessly, squinted and smiled at the people on the table, and then pressed the trigger at Shi Shi and Yin Shi without hesitation.

Boom! ! !

Silver and Fourteen all turned into explosive heads.

"What are you doing?! Asshole!" Yin Shi scolded, "I was just talking for you!"

"You can't do it! Just take care of your box screwdriver!" Jiang Cheng shouted, and Jiang Cheng looked at Fourteen, "and you! One small OO, think Die?! Asshole!"

Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, Xin Ba Hao quickly persuaded: "Wait a minute, then everyone should calm down first. In short, the online gathering is held to study future action strategies, everyone is calm and peaceful. Let's discuss."

After listening, Jiang Chengyin Shi and Shi Shi Shi San snorted coldly at the same time and sat down again.

Xin Ba Haw looked at Shi Shi who was beside him and Yue Yong who was sitting next to Jiang Cheng and then asked aloud: "Our team has not collected any information about the player star, Tufang-sang and Yueyong. How are you, miss?"

"Wait! Before I say that..." Gintoki pointed to Shishi and Sogou, "By the way, why do you use such a shape that causes others to misunderstand? Because of your fault, it was wasted in vain. It's been four days!"

Fourteen breathed out a puff of smoke and explained to himself: "No one is not interested in players who have the same shape as themselves in the game, it is all to attract their attention to the deliberately released bait, but no I thought I'd be able to catch you irrelevant people."

"Well, in fact, I have already sent Baihua to search with the photos of the two cosmosmen, but I haven't gotten any useful information." Yueyong suddenly said at this time, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, " And even if we can't find those two game stars, we still have..."

Yue Yong had not finished speaking when she was suddenly interrupted by Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue! You don't need to tell them about that!" Jiang Cheng snorted coldly, holding his hands.

But just then...

"Ah, I'm really sorry to be late." Katsura Phillips screwdriver stood at the door and felt a little embarrassed and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Fruit Platter Samurai G."

"It doesn't look like I didn't catch anything. The bait set for catching small fish accidentally caught a big fish." Zongwu looked at Gui who was standing at the door and said.

When Jiang Chengyin:......

……

After handcuffing Gui who was sitting in the seat, Shi Shi said, "This is your last meal before you go to prison. What do you plan to eat?"

"Then let's have a tripe," Gui replied.

"I'm sorry, please give this guy an extra piece of raw meat for paralysis." Zongwu raised his hand and shouted.

……

After being forcibly fed a mouthful of paralyzed raw meat by Zongwu, Gui, who made his skin turn green, finally reacted: "It's a trick! I didn't expect Wangju to turn out to be a trap!"

"Are you an idiot? Why do people with patriotism join the party?" Yin Shi said with a speechless expression.

"Even people with lofty ideals against foreigners have times when they want to turn off," Gui explained, "and times when they want to forget everything!"

"Your head is always in the OFF state, the plug is disconnected from the contact point."

"What a bunch of idiots," Gui dismissed the crowd's attitude. "Even if you catch me, things won't get any better. You can't change the reality that you're a screwdriver."

"Actually..." Yueyong just opened her mouth to say something, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng again.

"No, they won't do it that way." Jiang Cheng shook his head and said softly, "Anyway, let's listen to what the wig has to say first, although his head is indeed empty, he may have grasped it. There may be no key message."

“!!”

Jiang Cheng's words attracted everyone's attention to Gui.

"Katsura! Did you really get any useful information?!" Kondo said in disbelief.

"Hmph, who knows," Gui chuckled lightly, then raised his handcuffed hands, "Is there a proper etiquette when asking others?"

Looking at the tangled face of his own director, Shishi reminded him: "Kondo-san, you can't eat his set. This guy must be talking nonsense in order to find an opportunity to escape."

"If you doubt me, take a look at this first," said Gui, raising his hand and pulling out a folded piece of paper behind his head, "and then I'm sure I won't say that again."

Immediately afterwards, Gui stretched out the paper and saw that the so-called clue was just a job advertisement for a driver.

(The driver and screwdriver are pronounced the same.)

Seeing the shocked expression of everyone, Gui raised the corners of his mouth, and then put the paper away again, "That's all for you to see, I want to know the contact information. If it is the location of the interview, give me a tripe first."

As soon as Gui finished speaking, Kagura got up and jumped up and kicked Gui's stomach, "One tripe!!"

"Why are you so obsessed with surviving as a screwdriver?!" Shin Baha couldn't help but complain, "Besides, it's a mistake! Where is the information about the players? Idiots!"

"How could there be such a thing," Kagura and Sogou's bruised face sat up Gui, "Have you still refused to face the reality at this time? You should be able to more or less be able to. I feel that now there is no information or means, and it is impossible to catch the player star."

"Don't be silly, just give up because of this?" Shi Shi said disdainfully.

"Yes! We want to take back our original body! The battle will only begin now!" Kondo said with a serious face, but just after he finished speaking, a photo slowly fell from behind Kondo's head.

Looking at the Phillips-shaped woman in the photo, Shinhachi wondered, "Kondo-san, this is..."

Kondo scratched his cheeks in annoyance, and explained in a bit of anguish: "The third princess of the screw star, Princess Cross. In fact, we are currently discussing matters related to blind dates."

"Kondo-san, could it be you..." Shi Shi suddenly thought of something, and stared at his director with wide eyes, "Have you forgotten the princess of the gorilla star?! Have you already empathized and let go?!"

"Hey! Don't tell me nonsense!" Kondo became anxious, "By the way, did you really plan to send me to the Orangutan Star that time?! How many times have I explained it! It's not at all. That's it! I don't like that gorilla at all!"

"It's here again," Sogo patted Kondo on the shoulder, "Needless to say Kondo-san, we can all understand that you gave up your happiness for the sake of the Shinsengumi. We understand. ."

"Can't you just listen to me?! You bastards! By the way, who said I liked the orangutan?!"

Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently and whistled, looking like he had nothing to do with me.

"Don't act like it has nothing to do with you! Is it you?!"

“Don’t keep arguing over this trivial matter,” Gui stopped abruptly, “What we should do now is not to continue playing monkey hunts or waste time discussing countermeasures at the rotisserie. What we need Yes, the consciousness of living as a screwdriver is right!"

After listening, everyone fell silent at the same time.

"No, in fact, even if we can't find the player star, we can still restore our original appearance." Suddenly, Yueyong said lightly.

"Huh?!" Everyone looked over at the same time.

"Yueyue, didn't I say it? They will never accept that method," Jiang Cheng complained, "Don't underestimate our self-esteem!"

"Wait, Jiang Cheng, what do you mean?" Yin Shi stared at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Is there really such a way to restore the original body?!" Xin Ba Haw was pleasantly surprised.

"Boss, don't give a shit, tell me if you have anything." Zongwu also looked at Jiang Cheng.

Seeing everyone's eyes, Jiang Cheng sighed heavily, then took out a few business cards from his arms and threw them on the table: "That's plastic surgery."

"Shape?"

"Ah, it's just plastic surgery, it's just to restore our body to the original." Yueyong explained, "I have contacted before, and the other party has given a positive answer."

“If you want to use it, use it. Anyway, I will never restore my original body in this way,” Jiang Cheng said casually, resting on his cheek with one hand, “The body that relies on that kind of thing to recover ~IndoMTL.com~ I'll be frustrated all my life, right?"

After speaking, Jiang Chengcai discovered that the people who were still sitting in the seats had disappeared, and the business cards on the table disappeared with them.

Jiang Cheng, who squinted Doudou's eyes and was speechless for a long time, finally complained: "What about self-esteem?"

Yueyong:...

……

After walking out of the barbecue shop, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong didn't speak to each other and walked quietly on the way back to Yoshihara.

"You..."

"Don't say anything, I will never recover my body in that way!" Jiang Cheng replied with a resolute expression.

Yue Yong fell silent.

Suddenly Jiang Cheng thought of something and stopped in place, "Ah, I forgot! I forgot to tell them that that person is actually a very strange person. It doesn't matter to them, right?"