Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 331: :In the end, this kind of stuff always drags on.
"Maybe this fake Gintama()"!
Looking at Jiang Cheng's eyes that couldn't stop gleaming coldly, and his dangerous smile, Shin Baha and Yamazaki swallowed at the same time.
"If you don't say anything, there's only..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger, "It's all done~"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
"Wait, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi suddenly said.
"Yin Sang..." Xin Ba Hae burst into tears and sobbed, "I knew that even if the whole world doubted me, Yin Sang would be on my side..."
But before Xin Baji was moved, I just heard Yin Shi continued: "Well, after the end of the final chapter, where will we get our performance fees?"
"Is this the only thing you want to ask?!" Shin Baha shouted loudly with his big red eyes.
"Ah, that, ah, it should be directly to the account left on the contract we signed before entering the crew." Jiang Cheng thought for a while, then raised his head and replied.
"Is there such a thing?!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "I never remember it! Also, is this the time to say this?!"
"After all, it's been nearly half a year, and it's been very hard work. If the paycheck is delayed, I'll be very distressed." Gintoki replied nonchalantly, picking his nostrils, "Did you forget? We are next door. On the set, because the contract was not signed before joining the group, the original author, the orangutan, still owes us the salary.”
"No more! That kind of thing!"
"Then, let's continue," Jiang Cheng turned around again, leaned down, and looked at Yamazaki and Shinhachi with a smile, as well as Uncle Musashi, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating and drinking non-stop, "Since there is no one If there is any objection, then, I declare that all are executed!"
"Stop for a moment! We also have a chance to defend yourself!" Xin Ba Hao said quickly, "It's just a suspect! If the suspicion is cleared, won't you be able to prove your innocence?!"
"There is some truth to what you said," Jiang Cheng nodded after thinking for a moment, then looked at Yinshi, Shi Shi and others behind him, "What do you think?"
"No, it's too troublesome. It's better to just cut it off than to listen to them talking so much nonsense." Yin Shi said impatiently, picking his nostrils.
"The boss of the House of Masters is right. Since it's already the final chapter, it means that even the decent will inevitably sacrifice. Here it is assumed that they sacrificed while fighting the final villain. It's enough to unfold the plot." Zongwu raised an index finger and said.
"Indeed, there will be some unremarkable characters in the general hot-blooded youth comics who sacrifice before the finale. This kind of plot killing is very common in this era." Jiang Cheng nodded, slowly The analysis said, "Yo Xi, then the suspect's unreasonable request is rejected! Uphold the original sentence!"
"Hey!! It's too casual!!" Shinhachi and Yamazaki shouted at the same time.
"Well, please wait a moment for the judge." Fourteen suddenly said.
"Cherry Saki (virgin Saki)'s defense attorney, Shizuo Hijikata, is there anything you want to state?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Deputy Chief..." Yamazaki's eyes filled with water mist, and he muttered with a moved face, "I knew you would not give up on me, and would not give up any member of the Shinsengumi so easily. of..."
"Actually, I think it's inappropriate for all three to be executed together," Shi Shi lightly breathed out a cigarette, "I think it still requires careful investigation and evidence collection."
"Deputy Commander..." Yamazaki's silent tears filled his face.
"This is the surveillance report that Yamazaki handed in before, and I hope it can be used as evidence of Yamazaki's crime." Saying that, Shi Shi took out a piece of paper that was filled with [Red Bean Bread] and exuded a strong resentment from his arms.
"Deputy Chief!! Why did you end up identifying me!" Yamazaki frantically complained, "And why use that kind of thing as evidence!!"
"Indeed, this kind of resentment can be clearly captured with the naked eye," Jiang Cheng had difficulty looking directly at the paper in Shi Shi's hands, he couldn't help but took two steps back, then turned his head and pointed at Yamazaki on the ground, sternly Said: "Do you have anything else to say?! Cherry Saki-kun!"
"Of course I do! Why does having a grudge against red bean bread prove that I'm the ultimate villain?! It's too imprecise!" Yamazaki retorted without hesitation.
"No, this kind of resentment that has already begun to turn into darkness is exactly what will easily fuel the darkness in your heart, and it will be bad if it continues like this!" Jiang Cheng analyzed earnestly, "You will definitely become the ultimate villain! "
"There is no logic at all!!" Yamazaki shouted with some collapse, and then suddenly thought of something, and quickly shouted, "What's the motivation?! What is the motivation for me to become the final villain?!"
"How could we possibly know that kind of question, idiot." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.
"In other words, without a motive, do you directly insist that I am the ultimate villain?! It's too strange!"
"From the deep resentment in your words, even if it is not the final villain, it is similar." Jiang Cheng made a decisive decision, "This case was sentenced. Execute now."
"Hello!!!"
"Someone, drag me down."
After Jiang Cheng said, two Baihua members instantly appeared in the room, one of them grabbed Yamazaki's arm and left quickly.
None of the people present paid attention to Yamazaki, who was arguing frantically even though he was dragged away...
After a while, there was a scream of Yamazaki breaking through the sky from outside the door, but it was only a sound, and it stopped abruptly, and still no one cared.
"Yo Xi, it's the two of you next!" Jiang Cheng glanced at the two remaining suspects.
"That's not right! Didn't Yamazaki-san be sentenced to be the final villain? Why should this trial continue!" Shinba roared.
However, Jiang Cheng didn't care at all. He leaned over and raised his ears and approached Uncle Musashi. For the next five minutes, Uncle Musashi didn't say a word, but Jiang Cheng nodded from time to time. Sometimes There will also be a sound of doubt, and finally...
"I know, I know, it's really touching..." Jiang Cheng wiped away his tears, already crying, "Then, I declare, Uncle Musashi, innocent!!"
The rest of the people present, except for Xin Ba Hao, were covering their eyes and sobbing.
"Woooo... It's really touching." Shi Shi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then gave a thumbs up and cried, "Uncle Musashi, please cheer up, I will support you. Let's go!"
"So do we!" The rest echoed.
The expressionless and silent Shin Baha took a deep breath after being silent for a long time, and roared with white eyes: "Give me enough time, you bastards!! Uncle Musashi obviously didn't say anything, right? Why are you like watching a tearjerker movie?!"
"Shinbaha-kun, isn't life sometimes like a movie?" Jiang Cheng asked back, and then a trace of unbearableness appeared on his face again, "I just didn't expect that Uncle Musashi's life turned out to be like this. Inspirational and tear-jerking...I'm so touched!"
"I didn't hear anything at all bastard!!"
Ignoring Xin Baha's complaints, Jiang Cheng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then raised his head and announced, "Yo Xi! Uncle Musashi is innocent, please leave early."
After listening, Uncle Musashi stood up with the side dishes and wine on the ground, turned around and left slowly.
Jiang Cheng and his party looked at the back of Uncle Musashi slowly leaving, unable to calm down for a long time.
"Okay, now it's up to you, Mr. Xinbaha, say everything you want to say. After all, it's your last." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Xinbaha slowly. said.
"Why are you sure it's the last!" Shinbaha yelled, but then he thought of something, [No! wrong! At this time, I should keep my mouth shut like Uncle Musashi! As long as I don't fall into the trap, I can definitely clear the suspicion! ]
Thinking of this, Xin Ba Hao's eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, and he chose to remain silent.
Jiang Cheng didn't have the slightest dissatisfaction. He bent down and pricked up his ears as he did to Uncle Musashi. For the next five minutes, Jiang Cheng maintained this posture, nodding his head from time to time, and finally...
"It's completely clear!" Jiang Cheng stood up straight, clasped his hands and nodded, "Then, I declare, Xin Ba Ha, the death penalty!"
"Pfft!" Xin Ba Hao couldn't hold back and spit it out, "Why?! Obviously I didn't say a word!!"
However, the rest of the people on the side looked at Xin Ba Haw with a look of disgust.
"Anyway, it's too much? Shinbahaha," Gintoki reprimanded with a frown, "No matter what, you can't want to destroy the world for that kind of boring reason."
"Yes, yes." The rest nodded in agreement.
"It's a head!" Xin Baji frantically complained, "What's the reason for that kind of boring?! I didn't say anything at all, bastard!!"
Ignoring Xin Baji's shouting, Jiang Cheng clapped his hands again, "Come..."
Before the herringbone could be said, Xinbaha hurriedly stopped him and said, "Stop for a moment! If this is all right, then everyone present has the potential to be the ultimate villain! And it's the kind with good reasons. !”
"There are some things that you can't say nonsense, Xin Ba Ha." Yin Shi reminded aloud.
"Shut up! Dead natural scroll!" Xin Ba Hao retorted without hesitation, then turned to look at Jiang Cheng, and then said, "If you don't believe it, let's try it?! Presiding judge, can you listen to me? Are you finished?"
Jiang Cheng thought quietly for a moment, then nodded: "Okay, I'll give you three minutes."
"First of all, Yin Sang, it's you!" Shin Baha looked at Yin Shi and shouted angrily, "If one day in this world, strawberry milk is banned from being sold and turned into a contraband, what will you do?! "
"It's better to destroy such a world." Yin Shi blurted out without thinking, but then quickly covered his mouth, "Judge, this is sophistry!"
"No, that's what you really think in your heart!" Shinbaha retorted, then looked at Kagura, "Kagura-chan, if one day the vinegar kelp in this world becomes a contraband and the sale is prohibited, What will you do?!"
"There is no meaning in such a world, Aru." Kagura replied without hesitation.
"Look, look! All of you are the same!" A trace of madness gradually appeared on Shin Baha's face, "And Hijikata-san, if one day the world becomes mayonnaise and cigarettes. What about contraband?!”
"I will destroy the world myself..."
"Jiang Cheng-sang, if all FPS games in this world become contraband and prohibited from selling..."
"It is better to destroy this world as soon as possible."
"Orangutan! If one day bananas become contraband in this world..."
"Destruction of course... hey, wait! Why bananas??"
"Look! You all have the potential to become the ultimate villains!" Shin Baha showed a face that was already covered with a broken expression, "So, if you want to kill the youth, it is better to kill the whole team. All right!"
The crowd fell silent.
"But..." Xin Ba Hao's expression changed slightly, and he said softly, "Maybe we will all be deprived of what we like, and there will be an urge to destroy this world in our hearts, but this also It doesn't mean that we are all villains, right? This should be human nature, right? Instead of speculating here, it's better that we work together, find our ending together in this final chapter together, isn't it better?"
"Then, what do you think we should do?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt.
"I don't know, but if it's everyone together, I think we'll find the answer." Shin Baha sighed softly, and then showed a big smile.
"Everyone... together?" Jiang Cheng whispered softly, and then smiled, "Okay, then let's go search together! Now I declare that everyone is innocent!"
"Yo Xi!" Xinba cheered, and then suddenly thought of something, turned to look at Jiang Cheng and asked, "Well, Jiang Cheng-sang, it is said to be the final chapter, but when is the final return? Until then, let's work together."
"Let's see," Jiang Cheng took out a thick script from his arms, flipped through it for a few minutes, then raised his head and replied, "About half a year later."
Everyone: "..."
"And then, there's the second part of the final episode, the theatrical version, the final episode, the real final episode, and the rumors?" Jiang Cheng flipped through the script and continued, ignoring the faces of the people on the side. Completely black.
"Anyway, that's about it. I don't know exactly when it will be scheduled." Jiang Chenghe raised his head and said with a smile after getting on the stage.
"What a joke! You say it's the final chapter, you can't see the ending at all, bastard!!" Yin Shibai cursed with blushing eyes, "What kind of final chapter is this?! It's too long! It can be played for several rounds if it is replaced by a new animation!!”
"No~IndoMTL.com~ This has nothing to do with me either..." Jiang Cheng replied weakly.
"Xinai! Today is your final return!!" A group of people, including Xinba, rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
Afterwards, the screams of Jiang Cheng, who was killing a pig, could be heard from the house...
(This article ends.)
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