Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 349: :Idiots are generally harmless!
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Immediately, Yueyong couldn't hold back, and secretly threw out two kunai that hit Jiang Cheng's forehead.
"I heard the sound of 呲 as if it was spewing blood again." Kamui continued, "Boss, you should also pay attention to your body. Under such circumstances, spouting something so casually will put a heavy burden on your body. ."
Jiang Cheng expressionlessly pulled out the Kuwu on his head, raised his head to look at Yueyong, and said with a grim face: [Fuck! ]
【Will anyone fall asleep at such a critical moment? ! Are you an idiot? Absolute idiot! 】Yue Yong stared at Jiang Cheng with white eyes.
【No way! After playing the game for two days in a row, I am also very sleepy! ]
"What's wrong? Can't hold the pen?" Kamui continued.
"Long time no see, have you finally understood the taste other than rice? As expected of that ZZZ..."
"So what exactly does ZZZ mean?" Kamui asked again with a smile.
【Why did you fall asleep again! asshole! ! 】Looking at Jiang Cheng who started to snort again, Yueyong felt bad.
"ZZZ is ZZZZ..."
"I see, I see, I know." Kamui smiled and nodded.
【Fuck it! ! 】Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, 【Although I don't know why I can understand it, I finally managed to fool it. ]
"Actually, there is another very important purpose for coming here today, and that is..."
Before Shenwei's words fell, the man had disappeared from the spot, and the next moment, he appeared in front of the screen in an instant, and even Yueyong didn't respond.
"Wait..." Yue Yong just wanted to stop, but it was too late.
Seeing Shenwei, he ripped off the screen without looking at the person behind the screen, and punched Jiang Cheng at the same time.
"What are you doing here? Uncle stupid."
"Hmph, it seems to have been exposed." Jiang Cheng grabbed Shenwei's outstretched legs and fists with both hands, then raised his head and looked at Shenwei with a smile, "It doesn't seem like there is no progress. Well, this time at least I know I'm going to have a leg, Nobita."
"In my opinion, you've made no progress in remembering someone else's name." Kamui said with a smile.
"Is that so? But I don't remember saying that you should learn common etiquette before reporting your name, right?" Jiang Cheng let go of his divine power and gestured to the two Baihua beside him. Miss Sister left, then stood up from the ground, "It's not polite to do this in front of elders, Nobita."
"However, on a certain planet, they do show respect for their elders like this." Shenwei turned slightly again, and threw a whip with his right leg. At the same time, his right hand poked Jiang Cheng's Eye.
"So didn't you say it? It's common etiquette, and that kind of etiquette on a wild planet is not really etiquette."
While speaking, Jiang Cheng finally moved...
Boom! ! !
Shenwei was directly blasted out, the whole person smashed against the wall, and the whole wall shattered.
Shenwei, who sat up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, then stood up, looking at Jiang Cheng with only excitement in his eyes.
"Perhaps this is a bit too much, but if the elders want to teach the rude juniors, it is reasonable." Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, "And he was also asked by Sister Jiang Hua, who asked me to educate me a little bit. What about my somewhat rebellious son when I entered adolescence."
"Really? That's really hard to ask for!" Kamui rushed over again.
……
"Eat more, it must be very hard at ordinary times, right?" Jiang Cheng kept serving Shenwei with vegetables, "It's really not easy to live alone without my parents at such a young age."
"Yes." Shenwei held the big wooden basin and kept pulling the rice into his mouth, but his appearance had changed drastically from just now. I saw that there was no good place for Shenwei's entire face. The nose is blue and the face is full of bandages and OK Bang.
The entire head was also wrapped in thick bandages, and the clothes on his body were covered with dust.
As for Jiang Cheng, other than a few teeth marks on his head, nothing has changed.
Looking at the hall that could only be called a ruin that was destroyed by the two, Yue Yong still couldn't react. The battle between the two is more like a one-sided crush than a battle.
For the first time, Yueyong understood why Jiang Cheng was able to take down Chunyu's division alone. He was powerful, but he couldn't simply call it powerful. Yueyong didn't know how to describe that feeling.
【If you get serious, this country will collapse in an instant...】Yue Yong secretly came to such a conclusion.
"Yueyue, it's okay, this child who doesn't seem to be very smart is the child of Sister Jiang Hua. Although the brain is not inherited at all, but this kind of idiot is generally harmless." Jiang Cheng looked towards Yueyong spoke up.
"But in my opinion, you're also an idiot," Kamui said with a smile.
"Are you talking about elders like that?" Jiang Cheng frowned and criticized, then gently rubbed the teeth marks on his head, "But speaking of it, you really haven't grown at all, Nobita, you still I'm using this move."
Shenwei smiled and said nothing.
"Right," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and looked at Shenwei excitedly, "I heard you're not going to be a pirate? Where's your partner? Let me see! Are there any three swords? A sleek swordsman and a rubber man whose body can stretch at will? Is there any?"
……
After seeing Afutu and Yunye, Jiang Cheng showed a look of disappointment, as if disillusioned.
"Captain..." Looking at Shenwei's appearance at this time, Afutu twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking for a long time and didn't know what to say.
In the end, Afutu chose to look away and smiled secretly.
"Afutu, do you want to be killed by me?" Kamui said with a smile.
"What are you talking about, head? I definitely didn't mean to laugh at you because you dropped one or two! Absolutely not!" Afutu replied solemnly.
"Nobita, if the target is One Piece, it's absolutely impossible to find a partner like this, at least one like Luffy!" Jiang Cheng suggested with a serious face, "This kind of looks like a bounty. There is no public face that will not work, absolutely not!"
"Head, this is..."
……
After a brief introduction, Jiang Cheng invited the two of them to dinner very spontaneously.
Seeing the miserable appearance of his team leader being beaten, Afutu was very smart and didn't ask any more questions. After all, if even Shenwei was no match, then it would be the same for him.
"Are you the deputy head?" Jiang Cheng looked at Afutu in disbelief.
"Hi, yes." Afutu twitched the corners of his mouth and revealed a somewhat reluctant smile.
“It looks so dirty. How long has it been since that person took a bath? The beard and hair haven’t been trimmed for a long time, right? It’s so dirty, it looks like there are bugs,” Jiang said. Cheng Min whispered in Shenwei's ear, "You don't want to learn from him not to take a bath, right? That's not good, you must take a bath every day."
The expression on Afutu's face instantly froze.
"And that Yun Ye or something, the hairstyle is very strange. Obviously, no matter who sees this situation, everyone will think that he is bald, but he still pretends to leave a braid, he must be the kind of person who is unwilling to accept reality. This kind of person is very bad." Jiang Cheng continued, "Nobita can't learn from that kind of person. Although he inherited that bald person, 99% will lose his hair in the future, but when that happens, he will accept it honestly. Be realistic."
Yun Ye's expression... ah, it doesn't make any difference whether this person is frozen or not, it is originally a facial paralysis.
"Well, although it's a bit redundant to say this now, I still want to know where is Lord Feng Xian..." Afutu asked with a slightly embarrassed smile.
"Afutu, you don't need to ask such a boring thing." Shenwei smiled and looked at Afutu, "It doesn't matter what the old man is. Also, starting today, please take a bath once a day. , clean beard and hair regularly.”
"Captain, I usually pay attention to personal hygiene!" Afutu retorted, "It's just style! It's just style!"
"Yunye, you must learn to accept reality." Shenwei looked at Yunye and said with a smile, "If you can do this, maybe you can surpass that bald man. I heard that the bald man is not yet. Accept the fact that she is bald."
As soon as Yunye heard it, it was worth it. As long as he accepted the reality that he was bald, he would hope to catch up with the master of Xinghaifang! Immediately reaching out and pulling his braids, he was about to pull them off.
"Wait! Yunye! Don't force it! The kind of thing that can't be done! Even if you rip off your braids, you can't become like the master of Xinghaifang!" Afutu hurriedly stopped.
"It's bald." Jiang Cheng and Shenwei both squinted and smiled.
"Isn't the synchronization rate a little too high?" Afutu complained~IndoMTL.com~ Then, what are you doing here in Yoshihara where Mr. Fengxian is gone? Jiang Cheng glanced at Afutu lightly, "If you guessed correctly, Chun Yu should have known it long ago. Chun Yu, who has been inactive for a long time, suddenly dispatched the strongest seventh division because she wanted to. Revenge for what happened in the first place? "
"No, no," Afutu quickly waved his hand and said with a wry smile, "It's just to confirm the status of Mr. Feng Xian. Since he's gone, we won't have anything to do."
Dangerous! Danger! This man feels too dangerous! Even more terrifying than Feng Xian!
Just a casual glance, Afutu's heart was stunned, and the hairs on his body stood up.
"That's it..." Jiang Cheng scratched the back of his head, then looked at Yueyong next to him, "Look, it's no big deal, Yueyue, you are too nervous."
Yueyong:...
"Speaking of which, Nobita, there's something I want to tell you, but I'm too sleepy today, so I'll talk about it tomorrow." After speaking, Jiang Cheng yawned and got up, turned around and left without thinking.
But at this moment, Shenwei violently rushed towards Jiang Cheng...
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