Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 351: :Don’t forget to say hi to your family before you leave! At least keep a piece of paper…
Breakfast PK, winner! Jiang Cheng! !
After breakfast, Shenwei dragged Afutu to catch up with Jiang Cheng, and followed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng's room like a stalker.
Later, after seeing Jiang Cheng sitting down and skillfully turning on the computer and taking out the gamepad, Shenwei also sat down with a smile and picked up another gamepad.
"Let me remind you in advance that you won't have any chance of winning if you compete with me on this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng reminded very casually, "Even if you can lose anything else, but in the game, I There are also reasons and self-esteem that you must never lose.”
"Well, it turns out that it was because of my humble self-esteem that I didn't dare to see the result of my defeat." Kamui said with a smile.
After listening to this, Jiang Cheng's expression changed, and blue veins suddenly burst out on his face, "Come on! Stinky kid!!"
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FPS game PK, winner! Jiang Cheng! !
"Look, it's been said that you're still far behind on this kind of thing." Jiang Cheng put down the gamepad in his hand and sneered disdainfully.
"What I'm saying is, in this kind of nit-like life, I really can't compare to you, stupid uncle." Kamui said with a smile, but the gamepad in his hand made a cracking sound.
"You bastard! Don't break my handle! Asshole!!"
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During lunch time, Shenwei, as expected, once again competed with Jiang Cheng, but the result was exactly the same as the result of the breakfast PK.
The difference in appetite between the two is visible to the naked eye. If Shenwei is six, then Jiang Chengcheng is nine or even ten.
After lunch time, Shenwei once again followed Jiang Cheng to Jiang Cheng's room and started a new round of game competition.
Afutu just sat helplessly on the floor behind the two of them. Although he was impatient, he didn't dare to say anything. You can only keep quiet and watch the two continue to compete.
However, it was a little different from the morning in that before the two of them could decide the winner, Jiang Cheng's door was pulled open at the same time along with the shouting of a girl with a ball head.
"Uncle idiot! It's time for this month's pocket money!" Kagura re-entered the room and shouted at the same time, but when Kagura clearly saw the figure sitting beside Jiang Cheng, he was stunned. in place.
"Ah, it's Kagura," Jiang Chengtou replied, "I'm sorry, but now my uncle is fighting a battle that can't be lost. Go and get it from the shoes at the door. By the way, only If you can get this month's share, you can't get more."
"Why are you here!!!" Kagura suddenly charged towards Jiang Cheng with white eyes, aiming at the back of the two of them, each one kicked, not only Shenwei but also Jiang Cheng was kicked by Kagura at the same time into the computer screen.
Only then did Afutu stand up with a constipated expression on his face. Although Kagura could be stopped just now, after hearing Jiang Cheng's words, Afutu wisely chose not to move.
"Yah ah ah~ Isn't this the stupid little sister I haven't seen for a long time, to see it in such a place, it really makes my brother feel unhappy." Kamui said with a smile as he got up.
"Kagura!!" Jiang Cheng stared at the broken computer screen in front of him for a while before exclaiming with white eyes, "Enough is enough for me! Why do you want to join me! Did you say it all? Is it?! We are now in a victory or defeat that cannot be lost! Absolutely cannot be lost!"
"Why is this idiot here?!" Kagura pointed at Kamui and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Uncle idiot decided to form a duo duo with idiot brother to debut on Earth, Aru?!"
try{mad1('gad2');}catch(ex){} "Not bad," Kamui said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, Kagura," Jiang Cheng waved his hands impatiently, "Debuting with such a stinky brat will definitely not be popular, and maybe it will never become a mainstream group for a lifetime. Not sure."
"Shenwei, the ratio between us should be settled." Kagura endured the anger in his heart, watching Shenwei grit his teeth and said word by word, "I have waited long enough for this day. Aru!"
"Are you still concerned about that?" Kamui smiled, "I forgot all about it. After all, although she's an idiot sister, she's still a sister anyway, and as a brother, she won't hold grudges that much."
"Bastard!! If it wasn't for the fact that you took all the money left by that bald man to repair your broken spaceship and become that broken pirate, I wouldn't have been so miserable!" Kagura He scolded with white eyes, "Do you know how I lived in those years, Aru?! That bald guy only sent me a little bit of living expenses every month, and in the end I couldn't take it anymore and came to the earth! "
"The spaceship?" Jiang Cheng looked at Shenwei suspiciously, "Is that spaceship still there?"
"It's been scrapped," Shenwei replied with a smile, "but I was really happy during that time. I was driving a spaceship to sail in the universe alone."
"Little uncle, listen to me, Aru," Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of grievance, "This guy clearly agreed to take me on an adventure, but when I woke up, I found out that this guy took me on an adventure. All the money was taken away, and only one note was left. It was more than the points, right? At that time, I often couldn’t get enough to eat.”
Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Shenwei, and said with a serious look: "Nobita, that's wrong!"
"No, I just think it's not good to take my sister on an adventure. If I encounter danger, it will drag me down." Kamui replied.
"You should be the one holding back, right!" Kagura retorted with white eyes.
"Indeed, in men's adventures, women are indeed weaker and more likely to fall into danger." Jiang Cheng nodded again, then looked at Kagura, "On this point, I don't think Nobita did not bring You are correct."
"Stop kidding! Then at least keep the money for me!"
"Didn't I leave it for you?" Kamui asked back with a smile.
"Only enough to eat two bowls of white rice a day! You bastard!!"
Seeing the increasingly angry Kagura and the always smiling Kamuy, Jiang Cheng finally couldn't help but stretched out his hand and separated the two.
"It's so noisy! You want to make a noise for me, you two!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Exactly! Just for this idiot to have a good taste of being punched in the face by his sister's fist, Aru!" Kagura raised his umbrella and pointed straight at Kamui.
"I don't care about that kind of fist that doesn't hurt or itch. It doesn't seem to have made any progress anyway." Kamui always had a casual smile on his face.
"Stop it!!!" Jiang Cheng roared, "Call me out to fight! You can do whatever you want out of Yoshihara! Everything you break is money! It's all those wandering girls outside. The money we earn from hard work! People who can't understand the hard work of others and only know how to vent their anger are not worthy of being called people! Remember this for me! Bastards!!"
The two were quiet.
"I'm sorry..." Kagura said in a low voice.
try{mad1('gad2');}catch(ex){} "Not bad! It's good if you admit your mistake! Kagura is doing well!" Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Shenwei, "Nobita is here too! Hurry up! The younger sister admits her mistakes in front of you, and as a brother, you can't fall behind!"
Kamui smiled and said nothing.
"Sure enough, the elder brother is not as good as the younger sister. After all, he has not made any progress at all." Jiang Cheng sighed, then looked at Kagura, "Kagura, given your performance, this month Double your pocket money!”
"Yo Xi!" Kagura cheered instantly, and then looked at Kamui with a teasing face, "Look at it~ If you don't grow, you don't even have pocket money, and you don't think you can grow, you must. It only counts when you listen to what others say."
"I see, being treated as a child can make you so happy." Kamui replied with a smile.
"Asshole!!"
Seeing the angered Kagura again, Jiang Cheng reluctantly glanced at the somewhat at a loss Afutu, "Hey, that deputy head over there, these two little devils are handed over to you. Now, be optimistic about them and don't let them make trouble, otherwise you will take the responsibility for me. More than 10,000 yuan will be compensated according to the price."
Before waiting for Afutu to refuse, Jiang Cheng directly picked up the umbrella at the door of the room, stepped out of the room without any explanation, and finally only left one sentence: "I'm going to buy a new monitor and a new game. I gave it to you before I came back."
Looking at Jiang Cheng's disappearing back, and the two brothers and sisters who are about to break out into a war, Afutu suddenly regretted that he had followed his leader to this remote planet~IndoMTL.com~ If he didn't come If I came here, I wouldn't be asked to do such a troublesome thing.
But then Afutu was a little fortunate. He felt that if he hadn't been here, he might not have had the chance to see the appearance of his team leader. The appearance of my sister...
But before Afutu could feel the emotion, Shenwei and Kagura started at the same time and rushed towards each other.
"Hey! Can you two be considerate of me?!" Afutu hurried forward...
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In the evening, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara with a new monitor and a game CD that had just been released.
However, when Jiang Cheng opened the door of his room, he was suddenly stunned. He saw that the whole room had been destroyed and it was not too much to call it ruins. Kagura and Kamui were sitting in two corners of the room with bruised faces, and they were still provoking each other.
As for Afu Rabbit, he was even worse than the two of them. At this time, he was sitting in the room, holding a bandage on his naked upper body and was constantly dressing his wound.
The moment he saw Jiang Cheng, Afutu suddenly felt a heavy burden.
"That...can you explain a little bit?" Jiang Cheng looked at Afutu expressionlessly.
"I've tried my best... I'm sorry." Afutu sighed helplessly, "Our team leader and his sister are not something ordinary people can stop. I have tried my best to stop it." /
"Hey, Kagura, this month's pocket money is halved. Also, Nobita, you don't need to eat dinner today." After speaking, Jiang Cheng closed the door directly and turned away without looking back... …