Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 359: :God created the bun? !

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"Well, guest, what are you going to do today?" Saying that, Yinshi quickly grabbed the towel and put it on Mao Mao's face again and rubbed it. Of course, it was the place where he rubbed the most. It's still where Naruto scrolls are.

"Then, can you help me re-tie my hair in a bun?" Mao Mao asked politely with his eyes closed,

"Hey, I see. Let's clean up your face when you get a haircut? Don't people often say that the face is the window to the soul?" Gintoki said with an apologetic smile as he wiped his face for Momo.

"Yin Sang, the eyes should be the window to the soul." Xin Ba Hao reminded in a low voice.

"It's long-winded! It doesn't make any difference at all! Aren't the eyes on the face?!" Ginto shouted in a low voice with his blue veins bursting, while gently pinching the Naruto scroll at Momo's eyes with a towel , and immediately took the towel back, and at the same time, Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief again.

"The meaning is completely different..." Xin Ba Hao replied in a low voice, but then, Xin Ba Hao noticed that the expression on Yin Shi's face was not quite right. At this time, Yin Shi was holding a towel, his face was black, and he was half-hearted. With his mouth open, he looked at the mirror in front of Mao Mao with cold sweat on his face.

"What's wrong? Yinsang? NARUTO is already..." Before Xin Baha could finish speaking, he suddenly saw Mao Mao's appearance through the mirror, and he was stunned for a moment, 【Why? ! ]

I saw that NARUTO was only covered on Mao Mao's left eye as if he had cast a shadow clone, not only the left eye, but also the right eye was covered with the same NARUTO.

After being stunned for a few seconds, Yin Shi was the first to respond. He stepped on the switch on the back of the chair to level the chair. At the same time, he pulled up Xin Baji and stepped back, not forgetting to apologize to Mao Mao. : "Then...then please lie down first and close your eyes like this!"

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"Damn it!" Yin Shi, who had black lines in the corners of his eyes, shouted in a frenzy at Shin Baha and Kagura in front of him, "NARUTO can't take it down at all! It can't take it down at all! Ah! Don't say I can't get it down, I have even used the technique of shadow avatar, this NARUTO here!"

"Calm down, Yinsang!" Xin Baha whispered comfortingly, and explained, "That's not a shadow clone, that should have been two overlapping pieces originally."

"What should I do with that?! Hey!" Yin Shi pointed at Mao Mao, who was lying flat on the chair, and shouted frantically with a black line on his face, "Now it looks like something like a writing wheel. Ah! I'm too scared to approach, the nirvana is about to be stolen! Hey!"

"How could there be such a poor Shaker!" Shin Baha whispered, "Besides, you don't have any nirvana at all! That's why battle games are not popular! Bandai Namco Palace It's annoying too!"

"Hey, who's going to fix it?" Yin Shi pushed Xin Baji and whispered, "Pretend to wash your face and get rid of it!"

"Why me?!" Shinbaha retorted without hesitation.

However, when the two were arguing with each other, Kagura couldn't stand it any longer, and crept behind Momo, leaned down, and tried to pinch the Naruto scroll covering Momo's eyes with his fingers.

But despite trying many times, the final result was still a failure, because the Naruto scroll was so slippery that every time I squeezed it, it slipped off my fingers and reapplied to Momo's face. .

"I can't figure it out," Kagura said softly, turning his head to look at the two who were still pushing each other behind him, "Slippery can't catch Aru at all, it's always slipping everywhere."

"Kagura-chan, how much pork bone soup did you eat to make it so oily?" Xin Ba Hao spit out a little speechless,

"I had no choice but to use a razor to shave it off Aru." Kagura nodded, then took out the razor from his pocket.

Seeing Kagura pointing at Mao Mao's head and gesturing the bright razor, Shin Baha's whole heart was in his throat, and he didn't care too much, so he quickly grabbed Kagura.

"Wait a minute! Kagura-chan! It's very dangerous!" Shinhachi let go of Kagura and reminded in a low voice, "It's gentle, gentle! The kind of action you just did. Too rude! If you are not careful, you will scratch the general!"

"I know Aru." Kagura exhaled, his eyes became serious, and he carefully extended the razor to the Naruto scroll on Mao Mao's face.

At the same time, Gintoki, who was standing beside Kagura, stared at Kagura's razor, which was slowly reaching towards Momao's face, with the same nervousness as Shinpachi. He didn't even dare to swallow the saliva and didn't dare to breathe out, for fear of affecting Kagura's movements.

Seeing that the razor was about to reach the area where Naruto scrolls were located, Gintoki and Shinhachi both sweated for Kagura at the same time.

But at this moment, Kondo, who was lying flat on the seat with a towel on his back, slowly woke up, took off the towel from his face involuntarily, and was stunned for a while, then raised his head slightly and looked away. Looking at Yinshi and the others on the side, he opened his mouth and said: "That, private Marseille, I have to wait until..."

Just about to touch the Kagura of Naruto scrolls, the hand shakes slightly, and the razor in his hand almost scratches the skin of Mao Mao. But fortunately, it's a little bit worse.

"Now is the critical moment, give me a quiet sleep, little white-faced orangutan!" Kagura wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, held a bright razor, and looked at Kondo with kindness, "Otherwise, I can I can't help but shave something!"

At the same time, Gintoki and Shinbaha also turned their heads to reveal a look of Heshan.

Feeling the three men's threatening eyes, Kondo responded quickly, then lay down again and put the towel on her face again. And because I was too scared, I just stretched out two hands and pinched myself dizzy...

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Seeing this, Kagura breathed a sigh of relief, then regained his strength, and once again slowly stretched the razor to the position of the Naruto scroll on Mao Mao's forehead.

Gintoki and Shinhachi breathed a sigh of relief at the same time as Kagura carefully moved the razor along the smooth forehead and gently scraped off the Naruto scroll.

"Ah, it's okay," Yinshi whispered, "It's okay to do this! Kagura-chan, come on!"

"Oh, I got Aru!" Kagura exclaimed in a low voice when he hung up a Naruto scroll.

"Wow! Well done, Kagura-chan!" Shinbaha complimented in a low voice.

"There is another shadow clone to take down..." Yin Shi reminded in a low voice.

After listening, Kagura concentrated again, moved towards the position of the other Naruto scroll, and lowered the knife gently...

Finally...

"Great, I got Aru." Kagura threw away the scraped Naruto scroll, while exhaling and wiping the fine sweat from his forehead.

"Good job! Kagura-chan!" Shinbaha whispered again.

"That's great, I finally passed the first level." Yin Shi's dangling heart finally sank back into his stomach, "Then next..."

But before Yin Shi finished speaking, a bun-shaped object slowly fell from Mao Mao's head to the floor behind him, and the hair on both sides of Mao Mao was also scattered...

Three people:...

After a few seconds of silence, Xin Baji, who was full of cold sweat and black lines under the corners of his eyes, took the lead in twitching the corners of his mouth and looked at the bun on the ground, and said, "Then...what is it? Wait... Wait, wait a moment, this... no way... Yin... Yin Sang, this... this..."

Speaking, Xin Baji slowly turned his head to look at Yin Shi with a sweaty face on his face, "This...couldn't it be...general...fafa"

Not waiting for Xin Baji to finish speaking, Yin Shi responded, and saw Yin Shi instantly leaned down and picked up the indescribable object on the ground, then immediately got up and raised his left leg high, He made an extremely standard throwing baseball action, and then threw it out with all his strength in the direction of the door!

Boom! The entire store was smashed to pieces.

"Idiot!!" Yinshi turned his head and cursed with his big red eyes, "Clean me up!! The golden retriever's **** is all on the ground!"

"It's not at all!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "The bun just now was obviously the general's hair! Although you destroyed the evidence with the speed of light just now, that hair bun fell off completely!"

"No! That was just the **** of a golden retriever! Color! Size! Nothing but golden retriever poop! Nothing else!" Ginto retorted loudly.

"So where did you get the Golden Retriever!" Shin Baha retorted, then turned to look at Mao Mao, who was still lying on the chair unaware, "The worst… the worst situation, Yinsang! When I was too focused on taking NARUTO, I accidentally shaved off the bun! Now it's not a question of how to tie it back! What should I do with this?! I can't apologize even if I cut my belly!!"

At this time, Gintoki's legs began to tremble uncontrollably, and Kagura, who was beside him, also began to search in the cabinet next to him~IndoMTL.com~ Cool, calm down, calm down, Shinpachi Haw! " Yinshi comforted with a big tongue, obviously already in a panic.

"If there is no bun, the general is just a bald man with a bald head and a bald forehead, playing with the fallen samurai!" Shinbaha continued, holding his head a little frantically, "Or a bun. It represents the general, and the general only has a bun! Yin Sang! What should I do?!"

"But, the general's head is stained with golden retriever poop, whoever sees it will shave it off, right?" Yin Shi bit his head and explained, "This is the samurai, this is the one who is loyal and righteous. Heart!"

"A samurai who calls the general's bun a **** is not a real samurai!" Shinba retorted with spit.

"It's okay! It's definitely okay!" Yin Shi's tongue is still knotted, but even in this situation, he is still forcibly comforting himself, "Life will not be so painful and severe. !NIVERGIVEUP—"