Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 360: : No, it was the barber who created the bun!


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"Why do you talk about life as if you are going for a hike?! Do you think this kind of meme will allow you to open up a new era?!" Shinba shouted.

"But but... it's just that the hair has become shorter, right? It's just that the ends of the hair have become neater? It can still be combed! There will always be a way to tie it into a bun!" .

Speaking, Yin Shi trembled and walked towards Mao Mao, while rubbing his hands together and smiling, "No... I'm sorry, please let me comb it for you again~"

Speaking, Yin Shi gathered up the hair that was scattered around and gathered it into a ball, gritted his teeth, and pulled his blue veins vigorously, desperately trying to re-assemble his hair into a bun.

"This length is totally unacceptable! Yinsang! It's absolutely impossible!" Looking at Mao Mao, whose head had been pulled up by Yin Shi, Xin Baha quickly reminded him aloud.

"No problem! It's just not enough!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and said, at the same time, because he didn't want to use any force, he stretched out one foot on the back of Mao Mao's head, and pushed Mao with both hands at the same time. Mao's hair was pulled back, "A little longer... a little longer!!"

"Wait! It's going to be pulled out! It's going to be pulled out! It's going to be pulled out!"

"Don't give up!" Yin Shibai shouted, "If you give up, you won't be able to comb this bun!"

Looking at Mao Mao, whose face had begun to deform and tears were oozing from the corners of his eyes, but he insisted without saying a word, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly reminded: "Yin Sang! The general's tears are almost squeezed out! It's about to break the limit! It's impossible to continue!"

"Ah, ah !!!" Silver shouted a long-awaited hair.

"Please stop quickly!!" Looking at Mao Mao, whose eyes were full of tears, Xin Ba Ha was about to collapse.

"Hey! It looks like it's about to be combed out!" Yin Shi squeezed the hair that could barely be tied into a bun to prevent it from falling out again, and reminded in a low voice, "Hurry up and tie it up! Tie me up when I'm on it!"

……

Yin Shi restored Mao Mao's chair to its original position, supported the backrest behind Mao Mao, smiled at the mirror and said, "Yo Xi, it's already combed."

Xin Ba Hao complained without thinking: "No! It's completely deformed, okay? The whole face collapsed! It's like wearing stockings on the head!"

"Hey, he seems to like it a lot, isn't he smiling? It's like a resident of the Land of Smiles~" Yin Shi bit his head and pretended to be disapproving.

"Like a head! It's just that the face is pulled up!"

"Hey? Is that angry? Or is that laughing? I don't understand it at all." Yin Shi wondered, "I can't understand this expression at all."

"At least I can be sure that I'm not laughing!" Xinba shouted, and then quickly put down Mao Mao's chair and pinched his voice, "I'm so sorry! Grooming!"

"This is really not good! Yin Sang!" Xin Ba Hao turned his head to look at Yin Shi, and reminded in a low voice, "If he just goes back like this, we will definitely be beheaded for public display!"

But just after I finished speaking here, Mao Mao's hair broke away from the clip and scattered on both sides again. At the same time, Mao Mao's expression returned to its original state.

However, it was too late, Xin Ba Haw did not hesitate to gather up his hair, and tied it back after a vigorous operation.

……

“Anyway, find a way to fool Yinsang,” Shinbaha turned his head and reminded, “The important thing is that as long as you are satisfied when you leave, no matter what happens after that, just be patient for now! Fix the shape or something. repair, and then fool around..."

Speaking, Xin Bazhu suddenly thought of something, "A bun! By the way, it is the bun just now! If you get that up, you will definitely be fooled! Silver Sang!"

Hearing these words, Kagura rushed to the door, but just after arriving at the door, Kagura saw a golden retriever with a bun that had just been thrown out of silver, running wildly into the distance. .

"Xinbaha! The big thing is bad, Aru!" Kagura hurriedly replied, "The golden retriever took the bun away from Aru!"

"Hey?!!"

"Anyway, I'll go grab it back, and I'll leave it to you, Aru!" Kagura said, chasing after the dog in the direction that the dog fled.

New Ba Haw couldn't stop him, so he could only watch Kagura disappear at the door.

"Damn! Why is everything going wrong all the time! What should I do?!" Xin Ba Haw muttered to himself frantically.

At this moment, Yinshi's voice came: "Hey, Xinbaha, how is this?"

Looking at the indescribable shape of the swelled hair in Yin Shi's hand that can barely be called a bun, Xin Ba Ha was pleasantly surprised: "Yin Sang! Then... that, what exactly is going on? Arrived? That bun! Where on earth did you find it?"

"I didn't find it, I made it," Gintoki replied.

"Huh?!"

"If you don't have something, you have to make one." Gintoki shrugged and replied in disapproval.

"You said you made one?" Shinba murmured, and then praised again, "It's amazing! Yinsang! I look at you differently! It looks like Mr. Waku Waku!"

……

"Apply the adhesive, and then..." Gintoki said while placing the adhesive-applied bun on Mao Mao's head, "Okay, it's done."

"It's perfect! Silver Sang!" Shinbaha praised, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with this, it's enough to fool..."

Speaking, Xin Ba Hao suddenly found that the bun on Mao Mao's head swelled unnaturally.

"Ah? If you look closely...Ah? Why does this bun feel a little bit delicate?" Saying that, Xin Ba Hao mechanically turned his head slowly to look at Yin Shi, who was holding his hand beside him. Squinting Doudou's eyes and twitching the corners of his mouth, he asked, "Well, can you ask me apologetically? What is this bun made of?"

"It was made of the dense jungle next to it." Gintoki pointed to a mosaic of Kondo's lower body, who was still sleeping on the seat beside him.

New Octopus:...

"What kind of dense jungle is that?!" Xin Baha's whole body is not well, "What have you done?! On the head of the most noble person in this country, there is actually a world in this world. The worst thing ever?!"

"But didn't he say that the superior should understand the following?" Yin Shi waved his hand and replied casually, "Ah, it seems that he has said it, and it seems that he has not said it. But it doesn't matter."

"You don't even remember it yourself!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "And even if he said the following, he didn't refer to this kind of thing!"

"Don't worry about it, this fluffy one looks like a slightly permed bun, it looks unexpectedly trendy," Gintoki replied, then looked to the side with a tight face Mao Mao, "Look? The general is also very fond of it, are you laughing?"

"So didn't I tell you before that he wasn't smiling?! And how long are you going to let the general's face tensed like that?!" Shin Baha retorted, "And what you said There's no need for such a trend! It's more convincing to say that you like your natural roll before you say that!"

Ignoring Xin Baji's complaints, Yin Shi raised his chin and looked at Mao Mao and complained in a low voice: "Are you angry or happy? Can't you express it more clearly?"

Just after finishing speaking, Yin Shi suddenly noticed the rapid deterioration of the complexion on Mao Mao's smooth forehead, and at the same time some small pimples burst out quickly.

"Ah? Why do some pimples appear?" Yin Shi wondered.

"Wait for me!!" Xin Baha hurriedly said, "It seems that you are infected with some kind of disease?!"

Afterwards, Xin Ba Ha hurried forward, put down Mao Mao's chair again and slapped off the pathogen on Mao Mao's head.

"I'm sorry! I'll help you clean it up now!" Xin Baha squeezed his throat and said with a smirk, then turned his head again and whispered at Yin Shi, "No way! Yin Sang! Something different! Is there nothing better to replace it?"

"Even if you say so..." Gintoki crossed his chest with one hand and clenched his chin with the other, thinking quietly. Sudden! Yinshi had a flash of inspiration, picked up the scissors, and squatted down in front of Gui, who was still sleeping, "No way, I can only use the hair under the wig."

"So why do you have to use the hair in that part?!" Xin Ba Ha was a little mad, "Isn't it usually enough to use the hair?!"

"This is to stay undiscovered for a while," Gintoki explained.

"Will it not be exposed by using the hair there?!" Xinba shouted, "Anyway, Guisang's hair is very long, and if you cut it a little, you won't be noticed?"

"It makes sense," Yinshi nodded, then got up and walked in front of Gui, holding out the scissors, "I'm sorry, wig, lend me a little bit."

After speaking, Yin Shi directly cut off Gui's bangs.

"Why does it have to be bangs?!" Xin Ba Hao complained wildly~IndoMTL.com~ There are so many hairs in the back, why do you have to cut bangs specially? ! Wouldn't it be irreparable to cut it like this? ! Hairstyles are so limited! What should I do with the front bangs? ! "

"Isn't it weird that there is only a little left in the front?" Gintoki said while helping Kwai trimmed her hair, "I trimmed all the front hair neatly."

Click, click, click...

With a few scissors, Gui's hairstyle is more than 99% similar to that of the protagonist of "Little Lord".

"Where is this little lord?!"

"I know, I know," Yin Shi impatiently moved the scissors again, "If the whole thing is cut short, it won't be conspicuous."

Click, click, click...

After counting the scissors again, Gui's new hairstyle has successfully achieved a similarity of more than 99% with Miss Seaweed.


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