Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 361: :The barber doesn’t understand the customer’s request. This kind of thing seems to be the default…
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"Isn't this Gui Sang anymore? Has she become Miss Seaweed?!" Xin Ba Hao complained again.
"It's okay, wigs are originally suitable for people with short hair." Yin Shi replied disapprovingly.
"Give up! This person has completely given up!"
"Don't worry about it, don't you already have a bun?" Yin Shi waved his hand and replied impatiently, then held Gui's hair that had just been cut into a bundle, and took out the adhesive painted on.
"If you have this, you can get away with it very well." Gintoki nodded and continued.
"That's right, if you have such soft hair, you can get a bun that's as good as the original one." Shin Baha nodded.
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"Ah, isn't it a little too soft?" Gintoki murmured while looking at the mosaic part of Kondo, who was stained with Katsura's hair.
"Isn't it put there?!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained.
"But if I leave it alone, I feel a little guilty in my heart," Gintoki explained, "and if you want to say, this is a general, right?"
"What kind of general?!" Shinpachi shouted frantically, pointing at Kondo's mosaic part, which was obviously Katsura's hair, which was deliberately arranged by Yinshi in a certain hairstyle. , "It's more Monsieur than a general!"
"Although I can't play the guitar, I'll be ready to move." Gintoki comforted.
"I'm not talking about that! Yinsang, hair bun! Hair bun! Hurry up, hurry up!" Xin Baji pointed at the top of Mao Mao's head and hinted frantically, "Hurry up before revealing the stuffing!"
"I know." Saying that, Gintoki once again filled in a bun somewhere in Kondo's mosaic.
"It's not the bun there!!" Shin Baha shouted frantically, "Where are you sticking the bun?!"
"Isn't it better than the original one?" Yin Shi folded his arms and snorted.
"What are you proud of!" Shin Baha continued, "So forget about the generals over there! This way! If we don't hurry up, we might be beheaded!"
"There's no other way, so I can only borrow a wig for some hair." Yin Shi nodded and walked towards Gui again.
"Hey! If you cut Gui Sang again, there will be no more hair!" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stopped, "Have you run out of hair you just cut?!"
"Ah, at least I want to make him a warm one that looks like a warm bird's nest." Gintoki explained, pointing to Kondo beside him.
"That kind of thing doesn't matter! What should I do now?! You've wasted all the hair of Guisang that you cut off!!"
"There's no other way, then I can only use gorilla hair instead." Saying that, Gintoki came behind Kondo with the head cut.
"Kondo-san's hair is dead! It's too long to make a bun!"
"That's a bit difficult..." Before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng, who was still sleeping soundly on the reception sofa.
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"Yin Sang, this shouldn't work, right?" Xin Baha twitched the corners of his eyes, looking at Yin Shi who was about to cut Jiang Cheng's hair, "Although the length is barely enough, the color is different, right?"
"What's the matter? Just take it as a little dye, okay? Maybe the general will like it too." Yin Shi replied disapprovingly, and at the same time stretched the scissors to Jiang Cheng's short ponytail.
"Wait a minute! Yinsang! That's not good, right?! Absolutely not?!" Xin Baha reminded in a low voice, "No matter how you say it, a ponytail is not good, right? That is your natural roll with Yinsang. It's all CharmPoint! If you lose that, it will definitely be bad, right?!"
"But this is the most convenient, right? And make sure this idiot can't see it," Gintoki replied in a low voice, "Also, CharmPoint? Can this kind of thing be called CharmPoint? It's not at all, Little eight. And a man who is almost thirty years old still has such a short ponytail, he will definitely be ridiculed! I am helping him. I am helping him to remove the unfavorable factors that affect his own image. Let's go!"
"Yin Sang, isn't this excuse too perfunctory?" Xin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly.
"Can you find anything better than this?" Yinshi asked back, "And don't forget, but this person brought the general here! The culprit that has kept us terrified for so long is the He!"
"No, it has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang, right?" Xin Bazhu retorted, "Is it the general who wants to comb his hair?"
"Don't worry about it!" After saying that, Yin Shi directly stretched out the scissors towards Jiang Cheng's ponytail.
But at this moment, Kagura's voice came from the direction of the door.
"Silver sauce! Shinpachi!" Kagura shouted out of breath while carrying a white plastic bag.
"Kagura-chan!" Shinhachi turned his head to look in the direction of the door.
"I finally got it back." Kagura took the plastic bag, slowed down slightly, and then walked towards Mao Mao.
"Really?!" Shin Baha said in surprise, and then walked towards Mao Mao.
"Good job!" Yin Shi started at the same time and came behind Mao Mao. It is also for this reason that Jiang Cheng's CharmPoint was saved!
"You can actually get it back, I thought it would definitely be impossible." Yin Shi looked at Kagura and praised.
"Although it was very hard, I still managed to get Aru back." Kagura replied, "As long as there is this, there will be no problem."
"Sa! Put the bun back on the General's head!" Shinbaha urged.
After answering, Kagura picked up the clip and put it into the bag, then picked up an indescribable piece of mosaic that still smelled faintly and placed it on Mao Mao's head...
"Ah... what is this?" Looking at the indescribable object with the mosaic on it, Xin Baha pushed the eyes on his face and asked with a blank expression, "Why is the mosaic on? ? Why does it have a stinky smell?"
"It's really fortunate to say," Kagura sighed slightly, "I haven't been able to find a suitable size, so I've been looking for it on the street for a long time. Aru. The golden retriever is big..."
Without waiting for Kagura to finish speaking, Gintoki grabbed Kagura and rushed out of the store in an instant. At the same time, Shinbaha also spread his feet and fled as if he was dying by Gintoki's side...
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At this time, Jiang Chengcai woke up leisurely, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and got up from the sofa, "Isn't it okay? It's been an hour..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned, only to see two lines of clear tears streaming down his face with a big smile on his face, and he was still walking slowly towards the door at the same time. At the same time, Jiang Cheng also discovered that there was a long mosaic object on Mao Mao's head...
"I never knew..." Mao Mao said as he walked, "I didn't even know that the common people living below were combing their hair in such a bad environment... I don't know... I actually I don't know anything. I finally understand what Jiang Chengsang said. If you want to get something, you have to pay the price. People who want to comb an ordinary bun must pay the same price as me today... …Innovation, we must innovate! Barbershops must innovate! Otherwise...there will be no tomorrow in Edo!”
"That, young general, isn't Yoshihara going?" Jiang Cheng then reacted and shouted at Mao Mao's back.
"I'm sorry, Jiang Chengsang, there are more important things to do now." Mao Mao said without looking back.
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"What was that just now?" Kondo asked suspiciously, looking in the direction of the door.
"Are you crying or laughing? You can't tell." Gui also looked in the direction of the door.
"Maybe I'm crying with joy." Jiang Cheng looked at the direction of the door with his hands in his arms, and nodded and analyzed.
"By the way, when will you cut my hair for me?" Kondo turned to look at Jiang Cheng in confusion, "I've been waiting for a long time."
"Actually me too, I've waited long enough." Katsura also turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "When will you be able to cut my hair? As the number one hair stylist in Edo... ahh Lie? Jiang Cheng?"
"Who are you? Why do you know my name?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"Who? What are you talking about..." After seeing what he looked like in the mirror, Gui let out a cry that broke through the sky: "Ahhhhhh!!!"
At the same time, Kondo, who felt the coldness of his lower body, also noticed the change in a certain part of himself, and at the same time, he shouted in horror: "Ahhhhh!!!"
"Che, don't talk to people you don't know casually." Jiang Cheng pouted, turned and walked towards the door.
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Shortly after this incident, the barber shop was renovated for some reason at the expense of the shogunate, and beauticians from all over the country stood in a stately and gorgeous manner.
In the blink of an eye, this shop also became the largest barber shop in Edo. But... the existence of three incognito barbers who risked their lives to save a barber shop is unknown to the world...
But it doesn't matter! At least for a man with orange red hair and ponytail, this kind of thing doesn't matter! Because, now there are even more topical topics throughout Edo!
That's "The Chainsaw: The Shinsengumi Special Broadcast!" " is in full swing.
As soon as the film was released, it was wildly sought after by all Edo fighters~IndoMTL.com~ In just a few days, it quickly seized the entire Edo film market.
All the people with lofty ideals to fight against foreigners, each of them has watched this film at least three times from beginning to end. The lines of the two protagonists must be memorized word for word, otherwise they will not be considered qualified. of foreigners.
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Yoshihara.
"Boss, I seem to have gone too far this time." Zongwu put down the gamepad and looked at Jiang Cheng, "It's not a solution to hide here for so many days. 's name has also been added to the most wanted list for anyone who sees a dead body."
"But thanks to this, we've made a lot of money, Mr. Zongwu," Jiang Cheng replied, then raised an index finger and smiled, "If you want to get something, you have to give the same amount of money. The price of it. Basically everything in the world is like this~”
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