Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 365: :Don’t underestimate the imagination and creativity of children!
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"Shinbaha-kun, things are not as simple as eating," Gui held up his hands, frowning slightly with a serious face, "If this kind of time spoils my mother's mood, Kubei will have a birthday party afterward. Mom will no longer help her buy FC cards in danger!"
"...So our dream of playing FC at Kubei's house after class was shattered."
Speaking of which, Gui's face showed a bit of uneasy relief.
"What do you want that kind of dream for?!" Xin Baha banged on the table hard, bursting with blue veins and complaining loudly, "Besides, you guys have been like this since just now, how much do you guys want to play? Child FC?! Even a childish innocence would be a bit too much! There is no such thing as a mother here!"
Speaking, Xin Ba Hao turned his head to look at the guests who were looking at Yinshi and the others with strange looks, then turned his head again and continued: "It's not mother's eyes that shine! It's the guests. Eyes! This is different from the birthday party we attended when we were young! Show me the atmosphere!"
At the same time, the whispers of a group of guests also spread...
"Who are those people?"
"Isn't they also someone that Lord Kubingwei knows? No, how is that possible."
Listening to the whispers of the guests and the countless glances of contempt he felt, Shin Baha's face instantly showed a bit of embarrassment, then he hurriedly bent down, took a deep breath and looked at Yinshi three people.
"Oguri Shunnosuke is staring here," Shinbaha reminded in a low voice, "staring straight at here with very clear eyes. We are representatives of Kubei's friends, if we do If something strange happens, it will definitely embarrass Kubingei!"
"Don't worry!"
As he spoke, Gintoki stood up from his seat holding his hands, and at the same time, Katsura and Hasegawa also stood up. The expressions of the three were equally serious.
"We have participated in various forms of birthday parties since we were young, and we have eaten countless meals," Yinshi said with a serious look on his face, "that is, the so-called experts in birthday parties!"
"Birthday Fighter! (Birthday Fighter!)" Gintoki, Katsura and Hasegawa said at the same time.
"It's just rubbing food everywhere, right!" Xin Baha frantically complained, "What Birthday Fighter?! It should be more reasonable to say that it is a rubbing fighter!"
Hasegawa ignored Shin Baha's complaints, and explained to himself: "As a Birthday Fighter, first and foremost, I will never embarrass the protagonist of the birthday party. Bullying, is a guy who doesn't stand firm..."
Speaking, Hasegawa looked at Shinhachi, and a serious smile appeared on his face, "Be sure to stand up straight in front of mother! This is the iron rule!"
"In this case, comments like 'it's fun to call that guy' will come out," Gui nodded and took over, "I'll be invited again for birthday parties in the future. so! Be calm when dealing with your mother! Even if you find out that you can smell the odor of the toilet as soon as you enter the door and stand at the entrance, you must not disclose it! This is a credit issue! "
"Anyway, it'll be fine if you leave it to us, don't worry." Gintoki looked at Shin Baha and said with relief, "This time, students from other schools that I don't know are here..."
Speaking, Gintoki clenched his fist with his right hand, turned his face to look at Katsura and Hasegawa, "B2 battle, urgent data collection, please!"
"Understood!" Katsura and Hasegawa stood up at the same time, clasped their right hand tightly in front of their chest in response, and turned their face away to look at Yin Shi, as if taking an oath.
Looking at the three [reliable adult males] in front of me (I think), a big red # symbol appeared on the back of Xin Baji's head at this time, and he spit out without the slightest hesitation: "Idiots, how many of you? One?! Your existence is to disgrace Kubei! You are the toilet stink!!"
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After a small farce, Jiang Cheng and other talents took their seats one after another, and Xin Ba Hao had calmed down at this time.
"Even if you don't do superfluous things, you will eat and drink to your heart's content," Xin Baha insisted, "This party is a self-help form."
Speaking, Xin Baji turned his head and glanced at the long food table not far behind him, then turned his head again, and then explained: "After the party starts, how much of the dishes are there, how much do you want to eat? It's fine, so you just have to be honest..."
Suddenly, Xin Ba Haw noticed something, rubbed his eyes and glanced behind him again.
Looking at the small yellow tent erected in front of the food counter, Xin Baha wondered, "Ah? What is that?"
At the same time, all the guests found the small tent in front of the food table and began to whisper...
"Wait, what's that tent?"
"Isn't it going to get in the way when I go to get food like that? What exactly is that? Is there a mountaineer here?"
As soon as the guest's voice fell, the small tent in front of the food table suddenly twisted a few times, and then the zipper on the tent was unzipped. A certain person wearing a red sleeping bag seemed to have just woken up and was still a little bit. The confused girl with a bag head stuck her head out.
"Hasn't it started yet, Aru? The start time of the party..." Kagura squinted a pair of Peas eyes and muttered to himself.
The next moment, Xinba Haw burst into flames and came to Kagura in an instant. Without any hesitation, he raised his feet and kicked Kagura and the tent away, while roaring with white eyes: "Why are you so rude? I plan to stay up all night and queue up!!"
"It's just a self-service style, how full do you want to stretch your stomach?" Shinbaha accused Kagura, who was lying on the ground wrapped in a sleeping bag like a worm, "Enough is enough, bastard! "
"It's not my stomach, I'm just holding a tent, Aru." Kagura replied, squinting Doudou's eyes.
"Don't say these naive words! It's really maddening!" Xin Ba Hao was a little frantic, "Enough is enough! Hurry up and get me back to my seat, it's too embarrassing!"
Speaking, Shin Baha came to Kagura's side, leaned down and hugged Kagura like a worm, and persuaded again: "Even if you don't have to work so hard, you can still fill your stomach. , there are no such greedy people here!"
"I don't want Aru! There must be such a person!" Kagura struggled desperately, "My spring rolls will definitely be robbed of Aru! Definitely will be robbed of Aru! I want to stay forever Here Aru! If I can eat all-you-can-eat spring rolls, I will eat Aru until spring comes!"
"Whether it's spring or autumn, I'll help you roll it!" Shinbaha pleaded, "Please! Kagura-chan! Hurry up and sit back! If we do this again, we'll be kicked out. We're out! Look, we've all been laughed at by everyone!"
Speaking, Shinhachi looked at Shunnosuke Oguri who was walking slowly towards this side with a dinner plate, "Look, Oguri-kun is staring here..."
Speaking, Shinbaha suddenly noticed the dinner plate in Oguri-kun's hand, and at the same time Oguri Shunnosuke also realized something was wrong, and immediately turned around and took small steps back to his seat and sat down again, but The difference from just now was that there were several drops of cold sweat on Oguri Shunnosuke's face... an embarrassing cold sweat.
"Just now, Xiaoli-kun was going to line up... Just now, Xiaoli-kun, he completely thought it was time to pick up food, so he came to line up..." Xin Baji twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "It's really bad, not only the nine soldiers , even Xiaoli-kun has been embarrassed by us!"
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"That's right, Kagura-chan, you actually thought of bringing a tent to a birthday party." Jiang Cheng reached out and touched Kagura's head, and praised, "You are the only one in the world who does this. How on earth did you come up with this method? You might be a genius."
"It's just an ordinary "dong" and I just remembered it Aru," Kagura smiled a little embarrassedly, "and girls my age have richer imagination and creativity, Aru . "
"Kagura-chan, that's not something to be proud of, and it has nothing to do with your imagination and creativity." Shin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly. Dao, then looked at Jiang Cheng beside him, and said, "And Jiang Cheng-sang, Kagura-chan's behavior just now can't be called praiseworthy behavior. As an adult, you should criticize it."
"Are you criticizing?" Jiang Cheng held his chest with one hand and the other hand on his chin, as if thinking, then raised his head, looked at Kagura seriously, and said, "Kagura-chan! This behavior is wrong!"
"Yes, yes, such criticism is necessary." Shin Baha nodded.
"It's not right to just stare at the spring rolls!" Jiang Cheng continued with concern. "Fruits, fresh vegetables, and meat are also very important! For girls your age, vitamin supplementation is especially important!"
"No way!" Xin Baha frantically spit out, "Do you only care about vitamins?!"
"Xin Ba Ha is right! Jiang Cheng, your eyes are too narrow!" Yin Shi reprimanded with a serious face, "For a little girl her age, the most important thing should be calcium quality. Yes!"
"There is no difference between the two of you! Are all the focus on food?!" Shin Baha cursed with white eyes.
"No, it's vitamins and protein!" Jiang Chengbu retorted.
"No, it's calcium!" Yin Shi refused to give in.
"It's vitamins and protein!"
"It's calcium!"
"Vitamin and protein!!"
"Calcium!!"
"Do you want to fight, you bastard?!" Jiang Cheng stood up ~IndoMTL.com~ looking down at Yin Shi with a displeased expression.
"Come here if you can! You bastard!" Yin Shi also stood up and grinned at Jiang Cheng.
Xin Ba Hao got up unbearably, and walked behind Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were pulling each other's collars as if they were about to fight in the next moment.
Slowly stretched out two hands and stretched out to the shoulders of the two...
"You two give me a little more time!! Assholes!"
While roaring, Shin Baha pressed them to their seats.