Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 366: : Trying too hard can backfire!

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"It doesn't matter anymore! Vitamins, proteins, calcium, this birthday party doesn't need such things at all!!" Xin Baji, who sat back in his seat, looked at Jiang opposite with his blue veins bursting. Cheng et al., "All you need is etiquette! It's useless to add anything before you learn etiquette!"

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Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces away and spat in disdain.

"What is that?! The attitude of the two of you!" Shinbaha shouted, "If you do something that will embarrass Kubingei, you will really be thrown out! Idiots! !!”

"That, Xinjiang..." A Miao secretly pulled the corner of Xin Baji's clothes and reminded in a low voice, "Hurry up and be quiet, Xinjiang..."

"What's wrong?" Shin Baha wondered.

A Miao pointed quietly behind her, and Xin Ba Haw looked in the direction A Miao pointed with some doubts, only to see that all the guests were showing their faces because of their own shouting just now. He stared at his table with contempt.

"I was so excited that I forgot it for a while..." Xin Bazhu turned his head, covered his face, and said with some annoyance, then moved his hand away, looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, and complained in a low voice, "It's all you guys. The fault of the two! In short, from now on, don't do anything strange again, do you hear?"

Just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, a waiter walked to the front desk of the venue, picked up the microphone and said in a low voice, "Every guest at the party, I have kept you waiting for a long time. The protagonist will appear soon."

Afterwards, the voice of Kubei came from outside the side door beside the venue.

"What are you doing? Dongcheng, what the **** is going on?"

"Don't ask the young master, just go in quickly."

"Don't push me, you idiot." Kubei said as he opened the side door of the venue, "What the **** is going on..."

Before he finished speaking, Kubei noticed the situation in the venue.

……

"Happy birthday to you, Kubingwei-san."

All the guests stood up at the same time, looked in the direction of Kubing Guard, and applauded from the bottom of their hearts. Several people sounded paper fireworks at the same time.

It was only then that Kubei came to his senses, with a bit of embarrassment on his face.

"Xiao Jiu was taken aback." A Miao said with a smile while applauding.

"Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang," Xin Ba Ha, who was looking through the birthday party schedule, raised his head to look at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, and reminded in a low voice, "It's almost time for a chorus."

"Chorus?" Yin Shi wondered.

"What is that?" Jiang Cheng wondered at the same time, "Is there such a thing?"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, a group of staff with various musical instruments on the bandstand at the front desk began to play. Along with the tune of the happy birthday song, the guests also quieted down.

"That's it," Xin Baha reminded in a low voice, "I can't make trouble for the people around, let's sing hard together!"

Then...

"Happy Birthday!!"

"Happy Birthday!! Kubei!!!"

"Happy Birthday!!!"

……

The guests on the side, together with Jiang Cheng and others, all covered their ears, quietly enjoying the heart-warming, eardrum-shattering, one-man show of Happy Birthday Song...

After Xin Ba Haw sang the last sentence, everyone present felt a sense of happiness for the rest of their lives, as if the world would be destroyed if he continued to do so.

"What was that just now?"

"It's just noise, really! What have you been doing since a while ago?"

……

Listening to the whispers of the guests, feeling the disgusted and disgusting glances from the guests, Xin Ba Hao, who didn't know it yet, wondered: "Ah? Why is this happening? Why is it counterproductive? I'm trying my best to sing..."

"Go and re-read the seventeenth chapter of "Gintama", and then go and re-read the seventeenth chapter." Yin Shi reminded with a blank expression, narrowing his eyes.

"Xin Bajie, some things can be done without so much effort." Jiang Cheng patted Xin Bajiu on the shoulder, "Too much effort may eventually backfire."

After a pause, Jiang Cheng thought of something again and added: "For the sake of social stability, we should not sing in public in the future."

"This sentence also applies to you!" Shin Baha retorted dissatisfiedly.

"Don't be silly, if I make my debut, I'll be in the first echelon in minutes." Jiang Cheng replied with a chuckle in disdain.

"Before you say this, you have to re-watch the Friendship Chapter for me!" Shin Baha said in a low voice with white eyes.

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha suddenly found Dong Cheng standing not far away, his expressionless face was a rare pair of bloodshot eyes that were open. At this moment, Dongcheng was staring at Xin Baji and his party.

"Oops, the eyes of Dongcheng-sang, who had been squinting all the time, opened!" Xin Ba Haw became a little flustered, "Just staring at this without blinking!"

"Maybe the artist suddenly remembered to paint his eyes today, maybe." Jiang Cheng comforted, "Maybe it's too sleepy, so maybe he fell asleep."

"How is that possible!" Shin Baha retorted in a low voice, "How could someone sleep with such an expression!"

"Yes." Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi pointed to Gui at the same time.

New Octopus:...

……

A group of guests lined up around Kubei, offering flowers and sincere wishes one by one.

"Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, this time I'm offering flowers. It says that there is a bunch of flowers under each table." Xin Ba Hao reminded the itinerary in a low voice, "Send a representative to Jiu Jiu. Miss Bee is presenting flowers."

Just after Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, Gui who was on the side had already found the bouquet under the table first, stood up, and said, "Representative... Then there is no other way, in this case, I can only go. .Because the captain has no one else but me."

"Wait for me!" Kagura said with her hands on her hips and her mouth puffed out, "Don't you always call me captain Aru? The captain of the captain is the real captain!"

"Wait a minute, both of you calm down," Hasegawa stood up to mediate, "Isn't this the time to quarrel? The representative here will be handed over to the elder..."

"No, didn't I say it's up to me?" Gui retorted, "From the past, when representatives from other schools came to our school, it was me who came to lay flowers."

"No, I should go!" Kagura grabbed Gui.

"Calm down, you two, if I go, it will be done smoothly. When I was still on duty in the shogunate, every time I received a big foreign person, I was the one who presented the bouquet! This kind of thing I'm more experienced!"

Hasegawa also joined the fray...

Looking at the three people who refused to give in to each other and the increasingly disrespectful bouquet torn apart by the three of them, Jiang Cheng and the others could only keep silent...

Fortunately, in the end, the battle came to an end. With strong physical ability, Kagura defeated Katsura and Hasegawa one by one, and won the final victory and... only a bouquet of flowers remained... …

……

Kagura put his hands behind his back and came to Kubei who was holding countless bouquets. He squeezed and said, "Nine...Kuchan, I wish you a happy birthday."

Speaking, Kagura took out a flower hidden behind him and handed it to Kubei.

"To..."

"Ah, thank you."

Kubingei didn't care about the wilted flowers, and extended his hand after thanking him.

But before Kubei touched the flower, the petals of the flower withered and fell down at the same time, leaving only a wilted stem that no longer had any vitality...

……

"Hey, what is that? Are you trying to find fault?"

"That's right, what are those people doing?"

……

Xin Ba Hao listened to the disdainful comments of the guests on the side, and just when he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed the expression on the face of Dong Cheng, who was standing not far away. There are two red rays in my eyes...

"It's terrible! Lasers are shooting out of Dongcheng-sang's eyes!" Xinbaha hurriedly reminded, "It's really bad! If the discomfort stops, it will be very bad!"

……

"Uh... so many people have gathered," Jiubingwei stood on the stage and said slowly through the microphone held by the waiter: "It was so sudden that I felt very unexpected. Thank you so much for coming to celebrate for me today.”

Speaking, Kubei bowed slightly. At the same time, the guests applauded.

"Hey, let's go to the gift-giving session before the dinner." The host smiled and continued, "If you have gifts for the young master, please come forward."

"Sister! We can only save our reputation now!" Xin Ba Hao stood up and looked at A Miao seriously, "Take it! Take that cake as a gift!"

"But..." A Miao turned her head and looked at the guests who were presenting one after another luxurious gifts to Jiubingwei, and then looked at the little cakes in front of her, "Everyone's gifts are so luxurious, And ours are so ordinary... It's always embarrassing to take such an inconspicuous cake on it."

"What are you talking about? This is a cake made for Kubei, right?" Shinhachi gasped ~IndoMTL.com~ and she'd be delighted. "

"Yes, gifts are not based on price," Gintoki said as he took out a brand new workbook from his arms, "What matters is the emotion you pour out!"

(The homework book that Yin Shi took out is the most common homework book for Japanese students, equivalent to one and fifty cents of RMB.)

"Where is your gift poured with emotion?" Shinba groaned.

"About thirty-two pages," Ginshi replied.

"The devil knows!"

"Hey, Yin Shi, you are too perfunctory, this kind of thing can't express your feelings at all," Jiang Cheng said with a serious face, holding his hands, and then took out a picture from his arms that looked like a primary school student 's hand-painted greeting card, "Just do it yourself like I do!"

"You are no different from him!!"