Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 369: :Salty cookie control and sweet tooth control!
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"The devil wants it!!" Shinba roared angrily.
"Calm down, Mr. Xinbaji," Jiang Cheng on the side waved his hand and comforted, "It doesn't matter if you can't eat cookies for the rest of your life! It's just an idiot who turns into a natural roll. , it doesn't matter."
"Who are you talking about! You idiot!" Yin Shi was unhappy for a moment, stood up and cursed with white eyes, "After all, you are just a taste idiot! You are the only salty cookie. An idiot would find it delicious!"
"Huh?!" Jiang Cheng was not happy anymore, he stood up instantly, and retorted with white eyes, "You should be the taste idiot, right?! The sweet tooth control idiot who only likes sweetness! Why is your head It will become such a lack of energy, natural curls, why can't you notice it yourself?! Curly sweet tooth control idiot!"
"Asshole! Apologize to all the natural rolls and sweets control, you bastard!!" Yin Shi scolded Jiang Cheng's collar with a burst of blue veins.
"Before that, please apologize to all the salty cookie controllers, you scumbag!!" Jiang Cheng also pulled up Yin Shi's collar and cursed with white eyes.
Seeing that the two were arguing more and more, when they were about to fight, Kagura rushed forward and separated the two, then stood between the two, holding his hands in a serious persuasion: "Calm down, you guys Two! Aru that I can accept whether it is a sweet cookie or a slightly salty cookie! So don't argue about this kind of thing! I will eat all the cookies and cookies that you don't like to eat, Aru Of course..."
Speaking, Kagura looked at the vinegar kelp in his hand softly, "and sour vinegar kelp..."
"Kagura-chan...you..." Jiang Cheng's eyes gradually became wet, and he looked at Kagura in disbelief.
"Kagura, you..." Gintoki also had a look of disbelief.
"You two are too immature, Aru," Kagura clasped his hands and pretended to complain, then put on an adult appearance and said, "Isn't the so-called life made up of various flavors? Aru? So whether it is sweet, slightly salty, or sour, I will always eat all the Aru in my stomach with gratitude!"
"It seems that I have really grown up." Jiang Cheng said with a look of relief, and then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "In this case, I can also explain to Sister Jiang Hua..."
"That's right, we adults have been left far behind." Yin Shi's expression softly echoed, "Growing up... it's really incredible."
Afterwards, Kagura took the salty cookies from Jiang Cheng's hand and the cookies from Yin Shi's hand, and sat at the desk alone and ate. Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi looked at Kagura with relief like a pair of parents who were pleased with the growth of their children...
Besides, Xin Ba Hao and Gao Roofing stared blankly at this touching scene that they didn't know why, and both fell into speechlessness.
"Hey, Shin-chan," Takaya reminded, "These people don't listen to us at all, they don't think we are human at all."
"You listen to me more seriously, please," Xin Baha took a step forward and stood in front of the three with a serious face, "Jiang Chengsang, Yinsang, if they are recognized as official fan clubs, they are A very remarkable achievement! It's an honor!"
Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi then turned their heads and began to listen to Xin Ba Hao's words.
"Up to now, we have supported Atong unilaterally. If it can become official..." Xin Ba Haw continued, "Atong sauce will have "You are cheering for me" "You are really reliable." What?" Such a feeling! "
"Isn't there a big change..." Gintoki replied.
"Indeed, in the end, I still can't even eat salty cookies." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.
"Can you stop talking about salty cookies and biscuits?" Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly, then his expression became serious again, and continued: "If you become an official fan club, some Things will be completely different! Our motivation will be completely changed! In other words, if you become an official, you will feel like a bodyguard promoted by a general! Conversely, those who are not selected are just thieves. !”
"Is there anything more embarrassing than this?!" Xin Ba Ha was a little excited, "I have always supported Atong-chan until now, is there anything more irritating than this? !”
"Then why don't you go there too?" Kagura raised his head abruptly and suggested, "In this way, everyone can become a member of that official FANCLUB, Aru."
"How can you go there! Where those guys are!" Takaya retorted with some excitement, "That's the gathering place of the dirty guys who betrayed us and instigated them to betray us!"
"That's it!" Xin Baha took the words with gritted teeth and an indignant look on his face, "By the way, those guys worship other idols besides Atong, and we absolutely only love Atong sauce. We are more suitable to be official here! We don't need the membership number under those guys!!"
"Stop babbling, after all, you are nothing but raccoon dogs," Yin Shi waved his hand and said impatiently, "Just be good friends, the membership number is 1 or 100. Are they all the same? Anyway, for idols, the members of FANCLUB are nothing but smegma. Smegma A to Z are all the same. Because they are all smegma. If you understand, hurry up Go and make peace with them, let's drink a liter of soy sauce together, and die together, idiots."
"Yin Sang!" Xin Ba Hao was about to say something when Jiang Cheng interrupted him.
"Well, although I don't know much about what happened, I'm different from Yin Shi," Jiang Cheng said with a dignified expression on his face, "Anyway, there is some kind of new baffling that affects the future. The big battle of your life, right?"
"That's right!" Shin Baha nodded, "It will be the most important battle of my life!"
"I see, I understand," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "I'll help you too, don't worry, Lord Xinbaji. For the sake of the life of the younger generation, I will give my life to help you!"
"Thank you so much! Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Baha said with joy, "I knew what Jiang Chengsang's words would definitely help!"
"Before that, I have a question." Jiang Cheng continued.
"Ah, you said..."
"Atong sauce... Who is it?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.
"Is that so before?!" Xin Ba Hao's whole body is not well.
At this moment, Fourteen's laughter came from the entrance along with the sound of unhurried footsteps.
"Hee hee hee... If you want to join my camp," Fourteen, dressed as the fourteenth man in the house, walked to the door of the living room, leaned against the door, and looked at everyone in the room with a playful expression, "I don't mind. . But I still recommend that you don't panic and take a good look at the current situation. Although I won the competition for power, it seems that who is the official is not as simple as deciding on the number."
"Bastard... How dare you appear here so shamelessly!" Xin Ba Hao said angrily.
"Well, can you not just run into other people's homes?" Yin Shi reminded aloud.
"That, Xin Baji, who is this exhibitionist?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, leaning into Xin Baji's ear.
"Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng-sang may not know because he didn't participate in the turmoil of the Shinsengumi. This is another OTAKU personality of Shirou Hijikata, the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi." Shinbaha explained in a low voice, " The personality awakened after being possessed by the demon knife, commonly known as the fourteenth house!"
"Really? That Liu Haijun actually has such a side," Jiang Cheng looked at Shi Shi who was leaning against the door in surprise, and then showed a look of rejoicing, "But it's great, if it is If you meet the real Liu Haijun, it will be bad~"
"What's wrong?" Shin Baha wondered.
"Don't you know? A movie starring Liu Hai-kun and Sogo-kun that was popular in Edo some time ago."
"Oh, that's what you're talking about..." Xin Baha then recalled, "It was really popular at that time, and we went to the cinema to watch it."
Speaking, Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng, and then said: "Difficult... Could it be that movie..."
"That's right!" Jiang Guo admitted decisively, "I personally went to contact the theater! Thanks to me for the release! But I didn't expect it to be so popular, dragging Liu Haijun's blessing. I made a lot of money with Zongwujun!"
"Aren't you afraid of being hacked to death by Tufang-sang?" Xin Bazhu complained with black lines all over his head.
"Isn't it okay? This is not the real Liu Haijun." Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval.
"Humph..." Shi Shi hummed and then said, "Shimura-shi, I advise you to turn on the TV."
"This guy's head is a little abnormal, Mr. Xinba," Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "not only ran into other people's homes, but also persuaded others to turn on the TV."
Xin Ba Haw didn't answer, but just picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.
After watching the press conference held by Atong-chan, which was being broadcast live on TV~IndoMTL.com~Shinba Haw and Takaya finally understood the purpose of the fourteenth...
On the TV screen:
"That's right." Facing the crowd of reporters and photographers, Atong looked a little complicated or couldn't let go, "I like everyone who listens to my songs, and I can't replace everyone. Important people. This...that..."
Atong bowed his head slightly, "I always feel very uncomfortable about grading such important people, and I don't like doing it. So until now, we haven't made a formal decision. But I heard that it is precisely because of this that the fans are fighting each other...I don't know what to do."
"At that time, after listening to the producers of the program, I thought it was time to make a decision." Atong heaved a sigh of relief, raised his head and waved his arms, then said, "It was decided to build a temple gate. Pass the official FANCLUB (Strong King Kong)!"
Xin Ba Hao and Takaya in front of the TV stood in place with their mouths wide open because they were too surprised at the same time...