Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 37: :Perverted thieves and righteous thieves are two completely different things!

"What is it?!" Jiang Cheng was sitting in a restaurant while stuffing food into his mouth while shouting, "What the **** is that?!"

The matter will start this morning. Originally, Jiang Chengjin was very happy to get out of bed and ready to play his newly bought game, but when he woke up, he found that there was a lace hollow pant in front of his bed. Cheng picked it up curiously, but Yueyong and Qingtai, who were pushed in by the door, saw this scene...

Thinking of Yueyong and Qingta's scum-like eyes, no matter how Jiang Cheng explained that both of them had those eyes, even walking on Yoshihara Street, Jiang Cheng felt that passersby were looking at them with the same eyes. myself...

"How could I be that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng stood up and shouted, startling the entire restaurant, then Jiang Cheng continued to sit down, venting his anger at the mountain-like food in front of him. Jiang Cheng also didn't notice the trio of Master House and A Miao on the table next to them...

"Um, what's the matter with that?" Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng on the table next to him and asked Xiang Yinshi with a black line on his face.

"Who knows?" Yin Shi was still eating his own parfait.

"There's a lot of food, I kind of understand why Yin Sang said that Jiang Cheng Sang's stomach is another dimension..." Xin Ba Hao sighed, but then he reacted again, "Hey! It doesn't seem like it came out today. Talk about this! It's about underwear thieves!"

But A Miao pressed Xin Baji's head on the table, "I'm in the way! I don't know if Jiang Chengsang likes fried eggs..."

"It's probably not a matter of liking it or not..." Xin Baha whispered, "If it's your omelette, I wouldn't be able to swallow it anyway."

"Xinjiang, what did you say?" A Miao looked at Xin Bazhu with a smile.

"Nothing, nothing," Xinbaha quickly replied, "Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang seems to like Chinese food, and he doesn't like fishy food. Hey! We seem to be discussing underwear thieves. It's your business!"

"Don't underestimate fried eggs! Isn't fried eggs Chinese food?! Even Chinese people can't stop eating fried eggs!"

"Well, if there's nothing else, we'll go first..." Gintoki raised his hand and said, at this time, the food in front of Gintoki and Kagura had already been settled by the two of them.

"Wait a minute, I want to leave after wiping my mouth, what's the difference with those men who don't recognize people when they put on pants." A Miao said with a smile, but she shuddered when she saw Yin Shi.

"Haha, what are you talking about, then, what is it?" Yin Shi said with a haha.

"Actually, it's an underwear thief. During the time I lived in the Master's House, my sister's underwear was poisoned twice. Is there any good countermeasure?" Xin Baha said helplessly.

"Hmm, underwear thief," Yin Shi said with his chin up, "I heard that people in the past never wore **** under kimonos, whether it was a little girl, a girl, or a little princess. ."

"Is there any difference in what you said?" Xin Baha said helplessly again, "Even if you list it, say something like [grandma] [aunt] [girl]."

"Idiot! Only girls are allowed to talk about topics like [sport shorts] [no shorts]." Gintoki said righteously.

"Well, the only one who can talk about [Sports Shorts] is Uncle Aru." Kagura added.

"Liar?!" Shin Baha was a little surprised.

"I can't talk about the pants either," Gintoki added again.

"Where are people talking about these days." Xin Baha spit out.

"The worst thing is that [T-back], that thing takes away the shyness of girls and the fun of boys." Ginto said with his arms in his arms.

"I have Aru with lace-up panties," Kagura interjected.

Upon hearing this, Gintoki and Shinbaha were a little unbelievable.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Lie!" Gintoki said to Kagura.

"It's not a lie, I have worn a pair of **** for so many years that only the straps are left." Kagura replied solemnly.

"What kind of trousers are those?" The corners of Xin Ba Ha's eyes twitched.

"In a sense, it's also cintage (antique) **** Aru." Kagura replied.

"The worthless antiques, hurry up and throw them away." Yin Shi waved his hand and said, "After all, the ancients don't need them, no one wears them. I really envy the ancients, hehe" Said, Yin Shi showed a face Yearning, "You are a princess, but under the kimono, there is no elegance. This contrast is good. Her face is virtuous, but she is unrestrained and full of passion..."

But A Miao didn't give Yin Shi a chance to sigh, and slammed a fist into Yin Shi's face, "I'm not interested in listening to your theory of panties! This young lady's favorite fighting shorts is a I stole it, my soul is dull!" After speaking, A Miao once again glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was gobbling down on the table next to her, and found that she hadn't been seen just now, so she could not help but sit down again with a sigh of relief.

"Fighting panties... So, eldest sister, who are you going to duel with?" Gintoki said while covering his nose with a napkin.

"Boy, listen carefully, in certain times and occasions, you can rely on one book to win! Don't underestimate it." A Miao replied with a snort.

"Then what the **** do you want me to do? Go get back the magic weapon to win the duel? Can you calm down if you get it back?" Yin Shi asked cautiously.

"It's enough to take back the trousers and kill the thief for a blood sacrifice." A second said with a smile.

"Hey, don't say such harsh words with such a refreshing expression! Big sister!" Xin Baha reminded.

"Underwear thieves are women's public enemy Aru! Big sister, let me give you a helping hand!" Kagura interjected.

"Kagura sauce..." A Miao said and stood up, "That's really good, come with me, let the two sisters join forces to make him!" After that, A Miao and Kagura walked out .

A Miaoshun also greeted Jiang Cheng at the table next to her. However, Jiang Cheng hadn't noticed it at all, he just felt as if someone had greeted him, and hummed without raising his head. Kagura, on the other hand, took a bunch of food from Jiang Cheng's table.

"Wait a minute, you're going to cause death!" Xin Baji stopped, but it was too late, the two had already walked out of the store, "This is what happened, the most murderous combination has been formed, What should I do now? Yinsang."

"It doesn't matter, isn't the prisoner's words here?" Gintoki said while pointing his finger under the table.

Shin Baha looked along and saw Kondo curled up under the table.

"Masaka?!" Shin Baha was about to speak when Kondo interrupted,

"Soul Dan! Don't you suspect me?!" Kondo shouted, "I'm a samurai! How could I do such a despicable act of stealing underwear!"

"There are no samurai in the world who are stalkers," Yin Shi said as he walked to Jiang Cheng's table and sat down.

"Even if I were a stalker, I would never steal underwear!" Kondo crawled out of the table and retorted, "Be careful, I'll sue you!"

"Now we're going to sue you, you bastard," Shinbaha said.

"The Shinsengumi will be disbanding next time, ah, I'm really happy." Yin Shi said, picking up the sweets on Jiang Cheng's table and starting to eat.

"Wait, look at this first," Kondo hurriedly took out a newspaper and handed it to Shinhachi.

"Ah, what's this?" Shin Baha opened the newspaper, "Having again!! The loincloth mask of the phantom thief."

"The **** thief who has recently made a lot of trouble on the street, dressed in a very weird way, covering his face with a bright red loincloth, wearing only a pair of shorts and running around at night, stealing beautiful girls' trousers. Pants, and then distribute them to men who are not loved...a very weird guy..." Kondo just finished speaking, and Jiang Cheng here couldn't sit still.

"Hey, is what you orangutan just said true?" Jiang Cheng grabbed Kondo's collar with a kind smile.

"...Hey, could it be that Jiang Chengsang is also..." Before Xin Ba Hao finished speaking, he was startled by Jiang Cheng's eyes.

"That guy, I will definitely kill him!" Jiang Cheng grinned gloomily, "Not only did I ruin my innocence, but I also insulted me! I will definitely kill him! Even if Edo is razed to the ground, Ben The uncle will also kill him, hahahahaha."

"Hey~IndoMTL.com~ Yin Sang, it seems that things are getting worse and worse. You should say something quickly." Xin Ba Ha was about to turn his head when he saw Yin Shi pulling out of his arms. Take out a pair of panties.

"I see, these trousers have this meaning." Yin Shi said to himself, "I thought it was a gift from Santa Claus."

"So you got it too!" Xin Baha was full of black lines, "Besides, how can there be Santa Claus at this time!"

"You two, have you both received it? Hahaha, that's a medal to prove that no one loves a man!" Kondo laughed, but was instantly frightened by Jiang Cheng, who burst into a special arrogance. to stop.

"What did you say? You gorilla? Do you want to go to hell? Do you want to be reincarnated? Huh?" Jiang Cheng's eyes gleamed fiercely, like a beast.

"Nothing, I actually received it." Kondo said, taking out a pair of trousers from his chest and kneeling down to Jiang Cheng's face, "Please don't eat me! Orangutan meat is not delicious!"

"Hey, you two, since everyone has the same experience, then... let's kill him together!" Jiang Cheng helped Kondo up and said, but his face was still smiling.

"Get rid of... get rid of some..." Before Kondo finished speaking, he was once again frightened by Jiang Cheng's eyes, "Hi!"

"How about you? Silver time?"

"Hmph, it's just a pervert, pretending to be a righteous thief," said Yin Shi and tore up the **** in his hand, "Why do you think this uncle is unloved, that bastard!"

"Then, let's go kill him together." Jiang Cheng dragged Kondo and Gintoki towards the door as he said that. When he got to the counter, Jiang Cheng didn't forget to check out.

"Wait, I actually have a plan to say..." Yin Shi said...