Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 370: :A man hides an OTAKU in his heart!

Genius for a second to remember the address of this site: []https://The fastest update! No ads!

After Atongjiang finished speaking, the screen of the TV switched instantly and began to broadcast the second preview:

"The TV hodgepodge that will be broadcast next time will be the official FANCLUB decision battle of Temple Gate (the pianist in the field)!"

"Intelligence! Physical strength! Vigor! Effort! Economic ability! Endurance! Power! Super power!! Use all the abilities you have-!! Express your love for Atong-chan!!"

The TV screen at this time is frozen on a registration notice:

【Time: May 21st. ]

【Budget Competition Venue: Oedo Sports Plaza】

【Official venue: Oedo TV. ]

【Competition format: four-person team battle】

The host's voice-over continued: "The war between men who have been at odds for a long time is finally coming to an end! The official FANCLUB decisive battle of Tōmonichi Teramon (the pianist on the field) is now recruiting! After each team selects four representatives, email the team name and participant name to the following address..."

The screen switches to Simentong again, and I see Simentong waving at the camera full of energy and raising his fist with a smile on his face.

"Everyone, I'm waiting for you (the world's No. 1 poop) at the venue!"

Voiceover: "The winning team will receive an official FANCLUB membership card as well as bonuses and exquisite gifts."

At the end of the show, it was Atong Jiang who blew a kiss on the screen~

"Please sign up actively~"

……

"Shin-chan...this is...this is!!" Takaya's eyes rekindled his fighting spirit.

Xin Ba Haw didn't answer, but everyone could feel a whirlwind blowing in the space between him and Fourteen. At the same time, an inexplicable arrogance ignited from the two of them.

Afterwards, Xin Baji raised the corners of his mouth, and glanced in the direction of Shi Shi, his eyes were full of war.

Fourteen is the same.

At this moment, the voice-over of Yinshi's cameo sounded again very suitable for the occasion: "At the time of the Warring States period of Simentong FANCLUB, a fierce war was ignited, and the last two tigers standing on the battlefield - Simentongqin The guards and the general election team, who will end up in the official battle? Now, the final battle between the otakus has started! Next time: The Beast of the Wilderness Weeps!"

"Yeah~ Today's broadcast is finally over~" Yin Shi said lazily as he slumped on the sofa.

"Yin Sang, you're annoying," Xin Ba Hao turned his head and complained, "Have you been addicted to doing narration recently? And Jiang Cheng Sang, don't sleep, did you hear the word time again this time? Just fell asleep? Wake up! Today's broadcast has just started!"

"Ha~" After Jiang Cheng yawned, he rubbed his sullen eyes, with an apologetic smile on his face, and said, "Sorry, sorry, but I listened to the class well this time. After Mitsuhide and Zaku together defeated the Demon Puu who provoked the fourth ninja war, the two are ready to fight to the death, these two can really make trouble~ Mitsuhide and Zaku."

"I didn't listen to it at all..." Xinba twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, "By the way, your history studies are really messed up... I don't even know how to complain, no, it should be because I have too many points. I don't even know where to start..."

"It doesn't matter, Xin Ba Ha," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently, "Men who are too nostalgic are not attractive to women~"

"This is not the reason why your history is not good!"

"As long as we can participate in this competition and win, we..." Saying that, Takaya raised his head to look at Shin Baha, with an excited look on his face, "It can still be official! Shin-chan! We still have a chance. New sauce!"

"Puff hiss hiss..." Shi Shi, who was leaning against the living room door, held his hands and smiled mournfully, with a hint of sarcasm in his words, "The word [survival from a dead end] means that Is this right? Relying on Simentong to save a life, all of the Simentong personal guards. Anyway, it's just lingering, no matter what the outcome is, the result will not change. In the end, you can't beat me. , see you at the venue..."

Speaking, Shi Shi stood up straight and left a sentence, "Let me kick your dejected head and send you on your way." After that, "Puff hisss" turned around with a smile...

But just when the fourteenth took a step, Xin Baha suddenly looked at the fourteen, and said with a serious face: "Please wait..."

Asked, Fourteen stopped.

"Fourteen... No, Hijikata-sang," Shinbachi continued, "You're not the 14th man, but Hijikata-san, right?"

"Huh?" Kagura, who was sitting on the sofa beside him, let out a puzzled sound.

“Zai Shi Shi is a timid OTAKU, and he will never do this kind of deliberately provocative behavior to the enemy’s territory,” Xin Ba Haw continued, “He would not deliberately laugh so disgustingly, and, most importantly, An important one...he doesn't smoke!"

It was only then that everyone discovered that Fourteen's sleeveless jagged denim jacket had a pack of cigarettes that had been opened and missing a few cigarettes in the chest pocket...

Fourteen turned his back to the crowd, and after a moment of silence, he took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and took a sip.

"Hijikata-san, what exactly are you planning?" Shin Baha said again, "Pretend to be fourteen, get in touch with OTAKUs, gather so many OTAKUs together, and become a huge force, even Atong. I want to get my hands on the position of the official fan club... What is your purpose?! What do you want to do?!"

At this time, Shi Shi Cai replied slowly: "As you know, Shi Shi was born because I came into contact with the demon sword, and he was an earthworker who increased the value of the OTAKU part of the waste wood because of the curse. Shirou. That's right, that guy isn't another personality that lives in me, but the real Shirou Hijikata!"

"However, I always resisted him, separated him as another personality, and sealed it to the deepest part of my consciousness. "That guy will disappear someday" I thought. But... no matter how much you wait, that guy hasn't disappeared, that guy is still waiting for the flaw to appear, waiting for an opportunity to regain this body. It's still waiting in the back of my mind with eyes wide open..."

Speaking, Shi Shi smiled somewhat self-deprecatingly, "How many of you know? I just bought a locker that feels good, and I was thinking about what to put in excitement... I'll get back later. God, it's already filled with my feelings from the beautiful girl DVD without knowing it..."

"Did you know? When I was about to set off for a deadly battle with the wave warriors... I chatted with a friend I had never met for an hour and finally reflected on my feelings..."

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, Xin Baji came to Fourteen's back and put his hand on Fourteen's shoulder. He lowered his head and interrupted, "Enough is enough..."

"I'm tired... the days of fighting..." Shi Shi's voice contained a trace of exhaustion, "Whether I have to fight with the outside world or my heart, when can I rest? Where can I rest? Although he It was born out of the Demon Sword, but he's really part of my personality. I don't mean to refuse to fight, I've been in direct contact with that guy."

""You can't disappear without doing anything, you have to leave proof that you have lived in this world", that's what that guy said, this..." Shi Shi's face showed a trace of unbearable, "... yes Fourteen dreams! It was the flower that I finally had to offer in front of his tomb that gave birth to him! "

Speaking, Shi Shi turned around to look at Xin Ba Ha, and declared with a serious face: "I want to reach the top of OTAKU! Rule over all OTAKU, rule all OTAKU, and become the demon king of OTAKU! Then prove that guy has lived. Stay in this world! It is deeply engraved in people's hearts! I will not stop, in order to make that guy a Buddha, in order to retake this body completely! I will move forward along the domineering!"

"The earthwork mulberry..."

"Hey, Gin-chan, little uncle," Kagura asked, looking at Jiang Cheng and Gin-shi who were on the side, "What is the overlord of OTAKU? How can I become Aru? Where should I get my driver's license? "

"You can pass the test in a training class surrounded by a flower field." Gintoki replied casually without any motivation.

"No, just cut your hair into a V-bang and put on that jagged sleeveless denim jacket. Oh, and don't forget to turn into one of those dead fish eyes. That's the most important thing. A little." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied with his hands in his arms, "It's enough to say that you are the overlord of OTAKU when you go out, and it will take about three days."

"Three days..." Kagura murmured while holding his chin and frowning, "It seems to be quite hard, Aru."

Somewhat unexpectedly, Shi Shi ignored the teasing of several people, and continued: "The top idol Temple Gate, as long as you get that one, you can reach the top of OTAKU, my long battle. That's it."

"Wait a minute," Yinshi waved his hand and reminded, "What are you doing? That's just a fan club, do you two really understand?"

But Fourteen and New Eight were completely unmoved.

"Even so, are you going to stop me?" Fourteen looked at Xin Baha and said with a serious face ~IndoMTL.com~ to stop the battle that bet on my existence. Even now that you know this, are you still going to get in my way? "

"I'm sorry," Xin Ba Haw replied with a serious face, "I won't give Atong-chan to someone who doesn't love her!"

"What do you give it to? It's not yours, right?" Yin Shi said speechlessly, "How many times have I said it, you are just competing for the fan club."

"Hmph, I already knew it would turn out like this," Shi Shi hummed, "It seems that this battle cannot be avoided no matter what!"

"The Guards will protect the princess until the last moment! This is our mission!" There was no shyness in Xin Ba Ha's eyes.

"If you want to stop my domineering, try it out!"

"Let's fight! Hijikata-san!"

Xin Ba Hao and Shi Shi Shi's pupils shrank slightly at the same time, and said at the same time: "The one who can become the official fan club of Simentong...it's me!!"