Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 372: :Rules are meant to be broken!

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"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and got up from the ground, complaining with white eyes, "What are you doing to the host? Believe it or not, disqualify you? You bastards!"

"You fake host is not qualified to say this!" Yin Shibai shouted, "What's the matter with your outfit? What's going on? Where's the original host? Why are you here? What did you do to the original host?!"

"Hmph," Jiang Cheng sneered disdainfully with his hands in his arms, "there has been no such thing since the beginning. Who do you think is the sponsor of this game? Who do you think is responsible for the broadcast in the background? ?"

"Could it be... Could it be..." Yin Shi then realized, squinting Doudou's eyes and twitching half of his face, turned his head to look at the helicopter hovering in the air, and saw that the helicopter turned out to be a group of people A member of Baihua!

Yin Shi lowered his head and glanced at the staff who were similar to security guards at the venue. All of them were actually members of Baihua!

"What the **** are you doing?!" Yin Shi was in a bad mood, dragging Jiang Cheng's collar with white eyes and frantically complaining, "Why did you become the host out of nowhere? Why did Yoshihara Cheng out of nowhere? The sponsor of this game? Why let that group of women take over the game? What is going on in your head?!”

"Why?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "Of course it's to advertise for Yoshihara, obviously there is such a good opportunity."

"Shut up!"

Yin Shi had just finished speaking when Xin Ba Haw on the side quickly grabbed Yin Shi and whispered to Yin Shi's ear: "Calm down, Yin Sang, since the host is really Jiang Cheng Sang If so, it will be more beneficial to our side."

"I'm just unhappy!" Yinshi shouted.

"For various reasons, don't talk nonsense!" Jiang Cheng shouted again to the audience holding the microphone, "Let's go straight to the final match! Areyouready?!"

“Yes!”×5000+

"I know that every contestant who arrives is feeling anxious at the moment, worried that he is not as good as other teams," Jiang Cheng said with a trace of unbearable expression, "but! Don't worry! I have formulated a very fair The rules of the game! Will never favor any team! Love? That kind of invisible thing can't be measured! Do you think your love for this flat-chested girl can't compare to anyone else?!"

"Wait a moment," Xin Baha said with a cold face, "What do you mean by a flat-chested girl? Replace me with the cutest idol in the world, Atongjiang! You bastard!"

"Yo Xi, insult the host, and the Simentong personal guards will record a punishment." Jiang Cheng took out a small notebook, opened it, took out a ballpoint pen and drew a line on it, then closed it and looked at it with a smile on his face. The audience explained, "By the way, as long as you insult the host three times, you will be directly disqualified from the competition!"

"Yin Sang, this person doesn't mean to favor us at all." Xin Ba Hao complained with a black line on his face, "It's just for fun, right?"

"I haven't read the rules of the previous competition... No, it's not suitable for you at all!" Jiang Cheng once again faced the contestants, "Physical strength? Economic strength? What is that? Judge you with that kind of thing. Do you think it's fair to this flat beside me... No, the love of Atong sauce?! Answer me loudly! Is it fair?!"

"That's right, it's not fair at all to judge our love by that kind of thing!"

"That's right! It's not fair at all! I'm just poor, but the love for Atong sauce is the same!"

"I'm just not physically strong, but my love for Atong sauce is not lost to anyone!"

More and more contestants echoed, and the noise of [unfair] was getting louder and louder.

"Yin Sang, it seems that even a person like Jiang Cheng Sang is very serious in such formal occasions." Xin Ba Hao praised in a low voice.

"Hey!" Yin Shi turned his face and spat softly, and said disdainfully, "Don't be blinded by your appearance, Xin Ba Ha."

"Yo Xi, the staff over there kicked out those who said it was unfair and disqualified." Jiang Cheng glanced at the staff (members of Baihua) on the side, and then faced the contestants again. With a contemptuous face, he continued, "What idol are you chasing without money? What do you use to support your favorite idol? What about idol's new album? Physical strength? You don't even have a good physical strength. Do you want to? Are you cheering for your idol on the hospital bed? Hurry up and go back, Cherry!"

"That, Yinsang, I take back what I just said..." Shin Baha said expressionlessly, "This person is still playing."

Looking at the hundreds of OTAKUs being dragged away by Baihua members, the remaining contestants did not express any dissatisfaction.

"Cough cough," Jiang Cheng said again after clearing his throat, "Is there a lot less competitors all at once, are you happy? But don't rush to be happy, I will announce more surprising news later!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms, flattened it, and began to read word by word: "You gentlemen who participated in the competition, because there is only one winning team in the end, it is inevitable that Other teams will feel lost. So for the sake of social stability and to appease the emotions of the losers, as the organizer, we will give each losing team four 10% discount coupons for Yoshihara’s various stores!”

"What?! There are prizes for failure?!"

"Or Yoshihara's 10% discount coupon?!"

"I'm starting to look forward to it!"

"Me too!"

"It doesn't matter if I lose the game! In other words, I can say goodbye to my virginity!"

"That's right! The organizers of this event really take care of us!"

Listening to the whispers of the contestants on the spot, Xin Ba Hao said expressionlessly: "I don't want to complain anymore, this is undoubtedly a discount scam..."

"No, you're wrong, Xinbaha," Yinshi held his hands and replied with a rare seriousness, "This is not just a simple discount scam, you see! Those contestants have already begun to feel unhappy about winning the game. Interested! The so-called winning and losing heart that they ignited high has been smoothed out by this man!"

"Really...really!" Xin Baha looked at a group of competitors who were discussing going to that store and exclaimed, "No... as expected of Jiang Chengsang who knows how to play with OTAKU's heart! Jane A simple remark will turn out to be..."

Not waiting for Xin Baji to finish speaking, Jiang Cheng said again: "Well, don't get excited yet, cherries, it's not finished yet."

The group of OTAKUs quieted down again and looked at Jiang Cheng, who saw Jiang Cheng holding the microphone and continued: "Because there may be special circumstances, the discount coupons for the Yoshiwara Yizhan store can be exchanged for mayonnaise soup. Three-day free coupon."

【Evil Dao! 】 Xin Ba Hao's eyes widened instantly, looking at Jiang Cheng, thinking to himself: 【It's just a crooked way! It was a trap for Hijikata-san! Hijikata-san, who loves mayonnaise, will definitely be shaken! Nice job! Jiang Chengsang! ]

"Who wants something like that, let's start the game!"

"Yes, let's get started!"

The audience shouted...

"Hey, Fourteen, calm down." An orangutan in the crowd looked at Fourteen who was beside him with his head down and his shoulders trembling, and reminded, "This is a trap! It is a trap that must not be taken!"

"Bastard..." Fourteen said word by word with his head down and his teeth gritted.

……

"Then, next, the victory and defeat officially begins!" Jiang Cheng announced loudly, then looked at Atongjiang, "That, Ping...Atongjiang, please read the rules of the game."

"Hey?" Atong Jiang panicked for a moment, "Didn't Jiang Chengsang just say that new competition rules have been formulated? I don't know anything yet."

"How could there be such a thing?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said indifferently, "How could I think about such troublesome and dying things."

Shinba Takaya Kagura: This person is really popular...

"How about this?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, raised an index finger and suggested, "How about using a lottery method? It's fair, right? In the end, Atong, you will draw the lucky team's number cards, everyone also There will be no complaints, and the chances are the same for all teams.”

"Hey? This, this..." Atong began to twist, "Although it does seem fair, but..."

"Isn't it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "But I also thought of this method. It's fast, effective, and fair."

"Jiang Cheng-sang," Xin Ba Ha, who was beside him, came over with the script that Jiang Cheng had just thrown away and stuffed it into Jiang Cheng's hands, "If you really don't know what to say, just follow the script. ...don't say anything weird."

"It's too much trouble," Jiang Cheng complained. "The lines I've prepared will end here. After that, I'll go back to play games."

"Can you be a little more responsible?" Xin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and spat.

"Let me do it!" Yin Shi took the script in Jiang Cheng's hand with a displeased expression, glanced at it slightly, and threw the script into a ball and threw it behind him.

"Anyway, the rules of the competition are very simple," Yin Shi grabbed the microphone in Jiang Cheng's hand, raised a forefinger and said solemnly, "Because it was too much trouble, we directly entered the finals, and now I want to distribute it to all the members. [Beep——], the team that eats up the fastest is the winning team.”

Kagura held a stack of small dishes and faced Atong at the right time, and said, "Please! Oh!"

"It's a good method~IndoMTL.com~ but it's a little disgusting." Jiang Cheng nodded and commented, "But then again, do you need to go this far to chase an idol now? Do you have to go to the point where you can eat [beep——]? It’s amazing, Xinbaha.”

"Don't listen to Yin Sang's nonsense, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Ba Hao replied in a somewhat speechless whisper.

"Wait a minute! What's going on with this chaotic way of playing?!"

"How much [beep-] do you think Atong Jiang can pull out?!"

"There is also a limit to the use of Atong sauce! Give me enough time!"

"Atong sauce will not pull [beep-] and fart! Get out of here! Scumbags!"

The crowd of OTAKU instantly became excited and expressed their dissatisfaction.