Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 373: :Of course this kind of game is fun if you participate in it yourself…
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"What?" Yin Shi retorted with a look of contempt, "It's you **** who should get fucked! If you like someone, you have to like that person's dirty place! What won't pull [beep] ——] Huh? Just pretending you didn't see the dirty place and you're out of the game! Get out of here, you virgins."
Speaking, Yin Shi pointed to the new Baji beside him, and then said: "Our general said that he could eat some eight bowls. Even if you spend your whole life, you will not be our temple guards. opponent!"
Asked, Xin Baji turned his head to look at Yin Shi, several black lines appeared under the corner of his eyes, and reminded in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense about that trouble."
"Simentong Guards?!"
"They are the strongest...impossible! I heard that the Guards have been completely wiped out by the emerging forces!"
"No way! Are those guys still alive?!"
"Don't be kidding! I'm here because they're not here and I think I have a chance to win!"
"It's impossible for humans to eat all eight bowls! I think I can barely eat one bowl, but my strength is too far!"
"I...I abstain!"
"Me too...!"
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Because of Gintoki's [beep——] speech, hundreds of OTAKUs fled the venue without looking back after receiving the so-called Yoshiwara Yizhan shop coupons at the entrance of the venue.
"Lord Jiang Cheng, this is a new script." A Miss Baihua instantly appeared on the stage and handed the new script to Jiang Cheng.
"It's time to work." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, then pointed to the four people in Simentong's personal guard costumes beside him, "Go down, and take them down along the way, I'm sick of it."
"Hi!"
After the Miss Baihua responded, several Miss Baihua instantly appeared beside her, shoving Yinshi and others off the stage.
"Don't give Jiang Cheng sama any more trouble!" A young lady Baihua reprimanded the Yinshi people, "This is the first time Jiang Cheng sama has appeared in front of a national audience! You can't just because of the few of you. Destroying Jiang Cheng sama's image!"
"That's right!" Several other Miss Baihua echoed.
"Next time, as the sole sponsor of the organizer, we Baihua have the right to deprive you of your qualifications." Miss Baihua continued, "Not even Jiang Cheng's friend and niece!"
"Speaking of which, what purpose do you have for letting that idiot be the host?" Yin Shi complained speechlessly.
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"Well, please be patient and let me and Atong Jiang face the script a little bit." After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned off the microphone, took the script he just got, and approached Atong, The two began to discuss something in a low voice.
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"Yin Sang, thank you very much. Counting Jiang Cheng Sang, this will reduce the number of opponents by one-fifth." Xin Ba Hao looked at Yin Shi who was beside him, and said in a low voice.
"You know," Yin Shi replied casually, "A membership card or something is fine, and the bonus is mine!"
"What are you talking about Aru?" Kagura retorted with a wrinkled face, "The prize money is all my Aru! For today's competition, I have listened to Atong-chan's songs countless times, and now They can already sing Aru!"
Speaking, Kagura cleared his throat, "Your brother is squatting at home..."
Before she finished singing, Yin Shi stretched out her index finger and poked Kagura's cheek directly, squinting her eyes and said contemptuously, "Are you an idiot? Do you want to die? This is not a super girl."
"Hey, Shin-chan, can these guys really do it?" Takaya whispered in the ear of the speechless Shin Baha.
Just then, something unexpected happened on stage.
A bruised man with only crotch trousers, his whole body **** with ropes, struggled to climb out from the backstage.
"Everyone! This person can't be trusted! He's not the host!" the man shouted loudly.
"Sorry, Jiang Cheng sama! We didn't take good care of him!" The two Baihua young ladies instantly appeared and knelt down in front of Jiang Cheng.
"Ah, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng shrugged, "I'm tired of playing anyway, next..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng tore off the ill-fitting green suit and smiled, "Next, it's real game time!"
"That guy..." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the scene on stage, "Did you really do that?!"
"I'll give it to you," Jiang Cheng loosened the bun on the stage, put the suit on the man's shoulder, and handed the microphone to the man, while giving a thumbs up He squeezed his eyes, "The heat field in front has been done for you! Next is you!"
After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked off the stage with two Miss Baihua.
"Team Yoshihara, remember a major demerit," the host put on his clothes and tidied up his appearance, raised the microphone and said, "If there is another next time, you will be disqualified from the competition!"
Xin Baji, who was under the stage, twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng, "What the **** is going on?"
"Of course I eliminated some opponents before the match." Jiang Cheng waved his hand, his face full of indifference.
"The opponent... what's going on?" Xin Baha caught the point and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Could it be...!!"
"That's right, Mr. Xin Baji," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes, raised an index finger, and said with a smile, "We also participated~"
"Why?!"
"Of course it's for the collector's edition game in the luxurious prize." Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course, "This is the opponent, Xin Bazhu-kun, Ye Luxi is bitter!"
"That's not right!" Xin Baha shouted a little frantically, holding his head, "You can sacrifice your life for the life of the younger generation." Didn't you say that? ! "
"Actually, there is one more sentence," Jiang Cheng stopped the smile on his face, raised an index finger, and continued with a serious look: "What you want should be obtained by your own ability."
"Hey-!!"
"I'm sorry, Lord Xinbaji, I won't be merciful this time." Jiang Cheng glanced at the ladies and sisters of Baihua aside, "Are you all ready?!"
“Hi!”×n
A group of Miss Baihua took out their kunai and looked at the enthusiastic OTAKUs in front of the stage with a fierce look.
"Xin Bazhu-kun, haven't you heard a word?" Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched slightly, revealing a dark smile on his face, "A game like this, of course, is fun only if you participate in person. The boring fight between you and Liu Haijun will be smashed by me! Ahahaha..."
"Yin-sang, it's too bad, Jiang Cheng-sang is really having fun," Xin Ba Hao shuddered and turned his head to look at Yin Shi anxiously, "I've completely entered into a black belly. I'm in a state! What should I do? Originally, it was already difficult enough for the enemy to have a Tufang-sang, but adding another Jiang Cheng-sang makes it even worse!"
"Uncle, can I join your team, Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng and asked, "I only need the bonus."
"It doesn't matter to me." Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, then glanced at the three Yinshi three whose faces had changed, "As long as the three of them agree."
"Yo Xi! It's decided! I want to join..." Before Kagura could finish speaking, Gintoki and Shinpachi were dragged back.
"Shut up! Without one person, our team will be disqualified!" Xin Baha reminded.
"You idiot!" Yin Shi cursed with white eyes.
"But, it looks like it's easier for my uncle to win, Aru," Kagura broke free from the two of them and retorted confidently, "It's impossible to win with you! It's obvious that every time he only knows how to drag me hind legs."
"I don't want to give the official fan club name to that kind of person!" Shin Baha said through gritted teeth.
"It's alright, Mr. Xinbaha," Jiang Cheng came to Xinbaha and shrugged his shoulders, "I just want the game in the luxury prize, I don't care about the rest. What is the name of the guards, if you want, I can give it to you too."
"Yo Xi! The Yoshihara Temple Gate Guards are ready to complete!" Yinshi betrayed in an instant, then looked at Kagura on the side, "Well, the bonus is half of mine, understand?!"
"You betrayed too fast!" Xin Ba Haw shouted with white eyes in a bad mood.
"This idiot said nothing, but I can give you the official name of the Shiri Guard." Gintoki replied, "It's all right, it'll make it easier."
At this time, on the stage, the real host had already sorted out his condition, cleared his throat, raised the microphone and said, "Cough, although various situations have occurred, a considerable number of staff have withdrawn. , but the game is still going on, and those who withdraw here now will be eliminated in the preliminaries first. Is that okay? Everyone, now the real preliminaries are explained, please listen carefully.”
"Four people are a team. Among the 1,000 teams here, only four teams can stand out from the preliminaries and participate in the finals..."
"Wait! Host!" One contestant asked, "What happened to the host just now?! What happened to Yoshihara's coupon?!"
"Yeah, yeah! Yoshihara's coupons are still being issued?!" The contestants were excited~IndoMTL.com~ But this time, it was not for Atong-chan, but for the coupons.
"This..." The host was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say. After being silent for a long time, he opened his mouth and said, "What exactly are you here for? Didn't you come for Atong sauce?"
"Distribute these coupons," Jiang Cheng, who was in the audience, took out a stack of thick coupons from his arms and handed it to Miss Baihua, "all promised Yueyue that she would bring a group of guests. Yes, that's why she lent you to me, if it doesn't work..."
Jiang Chengcheng felt a chill on his back when he thought of the cold light of Kuai in Yueyong's hand...
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