Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 38: :Boys wake up every morning after puberty is [standing]…

The Shimura family...

"The thirty-fifth time, the loincloth masked **** arrest battle~" After Ginshi finished speaking, the audience applauded and cheered.

At this time, a group of people are standing in front of Yinshi, including Shimura sister and brother, Kagura, Jiang Cheng, and the whole group of Shinsengumi.

"What's the thirty-fifth time..." Shin Baha pouted as he stood in the noisy crowd.

"Don't worry, Mr. Xinbaha, this is the last time for that bastard's life." Jiang Cheng patted Xinbaha on the shoulder and said, but he was interrupted by Xinbaha before he spoke. ,

"I'm not complaining about this at all!"

"Don't worry, I will be very measured, I just want to invite that **** to cross the bridge, drink a bowl of soup and sleep comfortably." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and assured, "Maybe we can start again. The second life is like a divorced old woman having a second spring. When I think of saving the lost lamb, I can't help but be moved." After speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but fakely wiped his tears .

Xin Ba Hao is no longer able to complain.

"Yeah, I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to think the same way." A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.

"Then next, there is Kondo, who is the chairman of the trainee committee, to speak..." After Gintoki finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Kondo, who had just taken the stage.

"Our Shinsengumi group exists to protect the peace of the city. The so-called peace is that people can live and work in peace and contentment. Only the happiness of each individual can make up the peace of the entire city!" Kondo said, and his eyes glanced unconsciously. Arriving at A Miao, who was chatting and laughing with Jiang Cheng, she blushed and said, "So, Xin Baji-kun, protecting my sister's **** is also the mission of our True Selection Team!"

"Yeah, our director is really the best in the world for such superficial excuses." Zongwu said.

"Hey~!" Kondo became anxious when he heard this, and immediately wanted to refute.

"I said, why did the true selection team come?" Xin Ba Ha Sheng asked reluctantly, and at the same time looked at Jiang Cheng and Ah, who were blazing with unusual arrogance, although they were talking and laughing. Miao, "These two people have already begun to make the whole incident develop in a fraction of a second, plus the true selection group..."

"It's revenge, right, Tufang?" After Zongwu finished speaking, Xin Bazhu turned back to find Tufang who was sitting on the floor behind everyone.

However, it was only then that I discovered that Tu Fang, who was sitting on the ground, joined Jiang Cheng and A Miao in the discussion at some point. The same smile was all over his face, but his body was also burning with inexplicable arrogance.

"Yeah, this plan is really good. The thought of sending a **** who made a big mistake to start a new second life, I can't help but get excited." Shi Shiyi said refreshingly.

"I can't imagine that one day I will have the same idea as the vice-president of the Shinsengumi. It's really surprising." Jiang Cheng replied with the same refreshing expression.

"Hey, the incredible three people have formed an incredible united front." Shin Baha said with a dark face, but he immediately reacted, "Hitokata-sang? Could it be that even Hitokata-sang received it..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Zongwu, "Really, there is really a fool who gave us a pair of trousers as a gift to our local sang." After speaking, he took out a white trousers.

Tu Fang, who was talking to Jiang Cheng and A Miao, instantly fired a knife. After the sound of the blade cutting through the air rang a few times, the **** in Zong Wu's hand had already shattered into pieces.

"Beautiful swordsmanship!" Jiang Cheng took the lead in applauding.

"Then, can that bastard's lower body be in control of me?" Shi Shi turned his head again and said with a smile.

"Hey, didn't you agree to chop it up and throw it into the sea to feed sharks? You are too cunning, Hijikata-kun." Jiang Cheng complained.

"Hey, does it really matter? This situation?!" Shin Baha said with a black line on his face.

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"Heartbeat! Women's piles of loincloth masks arrest the big battle~" Gintoki once again stood in front of the stage and said, everyone applauded and cheered again.

"What is the pile of women?" Xin Ba Hao once again complained while standing in the noisy crowd.

"Then, let's re-set our stance," Gintoki finished, and everyone fell silent, then Gintoki continued, "This time, with the full support of Miss Shimura, we will choose the decoy battle method. "

"The bait?" Just as Xin Ba Haw expressed his doubts, he saw A Miao standing on the stage beside him, and reached out and took out a pair of **** panties.

"I provide a fighting PanCi, which is MickeyRourke's cat punch."

As soon as A Miao finished speaking, Kondo from the audience wailed, "Cat Pussy?!" Then the nosebleeds flew all over, and she fell to the ground. (PS: Rourke: Translated as Mickey Locke. American actor, once came to Japan for boxing. He is called catspunch [cat fist] for his ugly boxing skills that scratch people when he gets close; PS2: The pronunciation of boxing is similar to the pronunciation of trousers )

"Wait for me, this is too scary, ordinary men can't stand it! They'll be scared away..." Gintoki said aside.

"Well..." A Miao thought for a moment, then took out a pair of pink **** with a cat pattern printed on it, "What about this one? Name it: Shu's head-on." (Shu: Akutaro, the former sumo Yokooka, who became a boxer after repeated defeats, often fell face down like a dead man in the competition. Those who are interested in Japanese sumo can read "Hanomaru Sumo", and also It's okay, it's very bloody, although the ending is a bit rushed.)

At this time, Kondo, who had just got up, took another blow and fell head-on, bleeding from his nose...

"No no, this is crazy..." Gintoki said again.

And Xin Ba Hao in the audience finally couldn't help it, frowned slightly and said, "Sister, you took out so many pairs of trousers and dangled them around, thinking about my younger brother, you are ashamed. Much more embarrassing than being seen by family members."

"Just like this, Aru, a young man, can climb the stairs of an adult." Kagura said while holding his hands and nodding.

"You don't make easy summaries there!"

"Well, calm down, Mr. Xinbaji." Jiang Cheng persuaded him aloud, and at the same time he quietly stuffed a few experience coupons with pictures of villains into Xinbaji's arms and attached them to Xin Baji whispered in his ear, "I didn't give any of these pictures~ This is the real ladder to adulthood. Use it whenever you need it!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up again and looked straight ahead, but his hand secretly gave Xin Baha a thumbs up.

"That's too early! He can't stand such excitement at his age! Let me keep it for you!" Yin Shi stepped down from the stage and said to himself, and took the coupon in Xin Baji's arms. He took it out and put it in his arms.

"What are you doing! Yinshi, what do you mean by taking away the ladder from a teenager to an adult!" Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

"Hey, I didn't speak from the beginning to the end, okay!" Xin Bazhu said with black lines all over his head.

"It's too early! Before you learn to walk, you must learn to stand up!" Gintoki said righteously.

"You know shit! After boys enter puberty, they wake up [standing] every morning!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

The two started to pinch again...

"Enough is enough!" Xin Ba Ha finally couldn't take it anymore.

But at this time, A Miao slashed horizontally with the long knife, and everyone fell to the ground to dodge.

"Miss Ben is betting on her trousers and her life! You idiots have time to gossip, why don't you arrest me quickly!"

"Hi!" ×n

"Eldest sister is so handsome, Aru!"

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"Listen! That guy pays more attention to the quality of girls than the number of panties! His nature is a pervert! So he will definitely sneak in here again, we are waiting for an opportunity to attack." Yin Shi was still standing in front of everyone, The only difference from just now is that now everyone is standing outside, and Ginshi's head is hanging on the hanger.

"This kind of evil deed, which is based on the innocence of a girl and the pride of a man, is absolutely unforgivable! Cheer up! One hit! One strike will kill him! Blood stained his white shorts!" After Yin Shi finished, everyone responded and raised their hands guy in hand.

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"This is?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, looking at the large package that Zong Wu was carrying.

"I was wondering if I would encounter something similar, so I brought these from the warehouse in the city." As Zongwu said, he put down the big package, and Jiang Cheng squatted down curiously to see Sougo unwrapped the package~IndoMTL.com~ What are these? "Xin Ba Hao also leaned over and squatted down and asked.

"How do you say it...similar to landmines..." Sogo explained.

But just after I finished speaking here, Jiang Cheng had already walked away with a large pile, digging holes, laying mines, and burying the soil in one go.

"What is similar! This is a landmine!" Shinba shouted.

"It's not easy to take it out secretly. The control over there is very strict." Zongwu continued to talk to himself as if he didn't hear it.

"Snakes have their way, and rats have their way." Shi Shi said aside.

"That's an understatement!" Shinpachi shouted.

"As long as the yard is covered with mines, this kind of simple house can become a completely invincible and sturdy fortress." Sogou stretched out a finger and said.

"Just keep it simple!" Xinba spit out, "Also, you're breaking the law at all, okay! It's the law enforcer breaking the law..."

"External is external, internal is internal." Zongwu stood up and explained.

"Forget about your weird theory," Shin Baha pointed to the package on the ground, "That's a weapon! Do you think it's a war?!"

"No!" Fourteen said while holding his hands, "The real name is [Mine Analogue]."

"Bullshit!"

As soon as Xin Ba Hao opened his mouth, he was interrupted by A Miao's voice.

"Xinjiang, as you said, this is already a battlefield! If you think it's a joke, just go home for me!" A Miao came over and said righteously.

"Sister," Xinba pointed to the ground, "this is my home."

"The battlefield is home? Good boy!" Fourteen praised.