Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 380: :Party A is always very troublesome. As Party B, we have to get used to it as soon as possible…
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Atong Jiang thought for a moment, or maybe she didn't, then she raised the microphone and spoke without thinking.
"Is this a show of love for me?" Atong Jiang put one hand on her chest, and continued with a serious face, "I don't hesitate to come to see me in the marathon by car. Love can be anything but explained!"
As soon as Atongjiang finished speaking, the audience at the scene all boiled, shouting and expressing their inner dissatisfaction.
"The incredible fact just emerged that it is also possible to ride a car during a marathon!" the host said to the audience.
"Hey! What's going on?!"
"Have our efforts so far been in vain?!"
"Speak at the beginning! What are you doing?!"
Seeing the excited audience in the audience, the host quickly explained: "Although I know everyone has opinions, this is the decisive battle of the official fan club of Atong sauce (the pianist on the field)! Atong sauce Your opinion is absolute! So now you count the Yoshihara team, the Sanmentong personal guard team and the general selection group who have just been re-qualified by Atong-chan, these three teams will qualify for the finals! These three teams will bet Fight for the throne of Atong's official fan club!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, he suddenly heard a more intense quarrel beside him, and even turned his head to look over...
"What do you say?! How could Jiang Cheng sama love a woman like you?!"
"I'll kill you again with nonsense!"
"Burn your ass! Ugly!"
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It turns out that Baihua's women are even more dissatisfied than the dissatisfaction of the audience.
A group of Miss Baihua scolded one after another, but Atongjiang did not show any dissatisfaction, she still smiled.
"Well, can you make them quiet for a while?" The host looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and said, "The next game is about to start, so can you make them stop for a while?"
"Calm down!" The helpless Jiang Cheng could only reprimand, "And it's not wrong for this flat-chested girl to call it love. I really came here because of my love for the game."
"But this woman..." A Miss Baihua wanted to explain.
"No, it's alright, the most exciting part of today's game has not yet arrived, and the most delicious part is coming soon~" Jiang Cheng slightly raised his lips, "I can't wait anymore~ hum hum Hum..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng smiled sadly...
"Silver sauce, is it really okay for my uncle, Aru?" Kagura on the side tugged at the corner of Yinshi's clothes, pointed at Jiang Cheng and asked in a low voice, "I always feel that he is thinking of something strange. "
"Don't worry, don't worry," Yin Shi waved his hand casually, then pointed to A Gao, "We have an opponent here that he doesn't know at all, in this case, That idiot can't do anything."
At the same time, Shi Shi on the other side had a solemn expression on his face, and even cold sweat broke out on his face. Shi Shi glanced at Jiang Chengyi and others on the side and Yin Shi and others on the other side, thinking to himself. :
【It's bad... it's really bad! I didn't expect it to turn into such a direct confrontation... I originally thought that as long as I can eliminate the personal guards, the rest will be my world, and I can do it at will, so I found some casual players here...]
While thinking about it, Fourteen turned around and glanced at the three teammates beside him who obviously didn't take the game seriously.
【What to do...what to do...】
Kondo, who saw that Fourteen's face was wrong, said comfortably: "It looks a little bad, doesn't it matter? Fourteen? Don't worry, there are very few companions here who know that you are possessed by the demon sword. The real companions I organized to liberate you from the Demon Sword! They will never lose to those guys who use money and luxurious gift packs!"
Speaking, Kondo turned his head to look at Sogo, who was grinning with a black belly at the moment, "Right? Sogo?"
"Yes, Kondo-san," Sogo said with a smile, "Is it to make Shishi a Buddha anyway? Don't worry, I came here with this kind of awareness, and let Shishi be happy. To become a Buddha is my goal today."
"Look, it's very reliable, right?" Kondo turned his head and gave Fourteen a thumbs up and winked.
【Reliable! 】Fourteen cursed in his heart, 【No matter how you listen to what you said just now, it's all aimed at me! You just want me to become a Buddha, right? ! That guy clearly didn't think about the matter of the fourteenth house! I'm relieved! Why did you bring this shaking S over here? ! ]
"Also, Yamazaki, do you think so too?" Kondo turned to look at Yamazaki, who had been in a state of depression with his head down.
"I'm sorry... how much does a hair transplant cost?" Yamazaki muttered with his head down.
"Ahahaha! They are all reliable guys!" Kondo laughed a few times, and then asked aloud: "Well, then again, fourteen, I'm going to play golf with uncle at three o'clock, What time does it end here?"
Fourteen can only smile bitterly in my heart...
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Accompanied by the sound of music, the host cleared his throat and raised the microphone again and said: "In the upcoming three finals, the team with the most wins will be awarded the title of the official fan club! In the budget contest, the contestant What we show is physical strength! What we will show us next is..."
Speaking, the host pointed to his bald forehead and continued.
"...Physical strength! You should know everything about your favorite Atong sauce! Next, we will post questions about Atong sauce, and the seats for everyone to answer the questions are the slides on the pool here! If you answer correctly, your opponent's slide will be tilted! If all opponents slide, the winner is the one left!"
"By the way, by the way, because of the sponsorship of the competition, we divided the pool into three parts, corresponding to three teams."
Speaking, the host pointed to the swimming pool next to him, and saw that the swimming pool was divided into three areas by glass partitions. The leftmost area was all sticky and disgusting mayonnaise. The area is full of strawberry milk! And the middlemost area is actually all lubricating fluid!
On the shore of each area, there are four green slides controlled by the lift platform. The slides are inclined at an angle of about 40 degrees. The players can only hold the two sides of the upper slides to prevent themselves from falling.
"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng immediately raised his hand and shouted, "What's the matter with the lubricating fluid in the middle? I can't help but just pour mayonnaise and strawberry milk on both sides?! Can you listen to the sponsor's request?"
"Ah, this is a sponsor request," the host replied.
"Stop joking! I don't even remember that I made such a request!!" Jiang Cheng was a little mad.
"Jiang Cheng sama, this seems to be the leader's request," a lady Baihua next to Jiang Cheng's ear explained in a low voice, "Recently, Yoshihara has accumulated a batch of lubricating fluid that is about to expire, so in order to Dispose of without waste..."
"What on earth is she doing?" Jiang Cheng held his forehead with a look of unrequited love, "Can you memorize my request well... Why do I have to add something that is not necessary at all... …”
"Okay, the three teams please sit above their respective areas," the host continued, "By the way, if you answer the question incorrectly, your own slide will also be tilted as a penalty, please be careful. "
"Don't worry!" Yin Shi, who was already sitting on the slide, snorted disdainfully, "This strawberry milk will not be wasted at all! I will drink it all in my stomach!"
"No, that's not what I'm talking about..." The host was speechless, "Are the players of the Simentong Guards thinking about falling into the pool before the match started?"
[Now, I fully understand! 】 Fourteen, who was already seated, tried his best to seal his facial features, trying his best not to think about the fact that there was a mayonnaise pool below him.
【The real purpose of those two guys! 】Fourteen thought of Jiang Cheng and Zongwu's black-bellied expressions, and thought through gritted teeth: "It's definitely not a simple game! They don't think about anything at all! Just want me to become a Buddha! In this game, the purpose of the two of them is just to make me become a Buddha instead of staying home! ]
【Really careless! Not only do you have to fight against other teams today, but also intrigue with your own team members! 】While thinking about it, Shi Shi opened his eyes and glanced at Sou Wu on the left and Jiang Cheng on the right while trying his best to ignore the mayonnaise below.
Fourteen finds ~IndoMTL.com~ At this time, the two of them stared at themselves with extremely refreshing (black belly) smiles.
【Sure enough! 】Fourteen quickly closed his eyes again, 【These two guys really thought like that! That expression is definitely the expression that wants me to become a Buddha! It's bad, it's really bad! Although I have forced myself not to think about the mayonnaise pool, but now I really can't wait to jump in! How can it be repaired! ]
【Be patient! fourteen! Patience! fourteen! This level of temptation does not attract you at all! Believe in yourself! 】Fourteen kept reminding himself in his heart, 【But... it's just the second game, it's okay to relax a little and take a bath in the mayonnaise pool, right? After all, the first marathon race was so hard, wouldn't it be better to take a break to adjust your state and win the third and fourth races more easily? Indeed... In this case, I feel that this game is somewhat irrelevant...]
Thinking of this, Shi Shi hurriedly shook his head: [No no no! fourteen! This kind of thinking will hit the two of them! The two of them definitely think so! The mayonnaise pool appeared in the second game, so the third game must be even more tempting than this! Maybe they will move the mayonnaise kingdom over in the fourth game! ]