Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 381: :People are always pursuing something unconsciously!
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[The Kingdom of Mayonnaise...] Fourteen suddenly thought about it again, [Does it really exist? Does that kind of thing really exist? The mayonnaise kingdom where the egg yolk spirit lives... ah, I really want to live in the mayonnaise kingdom...]
Falling into reverie, Fourteen was suddenly jolted and woken up by the host's words.
"The Fourteenth Household? The Fourteenth Household? How many times have I called you? The Fourteenth Household?"
Fourteen opened his eyes, only to realize his situation. He unknowingly got down from the slide before the game started and came to the mayonnaise pool! !
【Oops! Really hit! 】Fourteen was in bad shape, and quickly turned his head to look at the people who were still sitting on the slide.
"Fourteen, how did you do it? I tried my best to stop you just now, but in the end you jumped off by yourself." Kondo pretended to complain.
"Yes, Duo Chuan-kun, are you in a hurry too?" Yin Shi spread his hands and made fun of him.
"You don't have the right to say anything about me!" Shi Shibai shouted loudly, pointing to the other side of the strawberry milk pool, who was about to float, "Aren't you the same?!"
"What an unexpected situation!" The host held up the microphone and explained in surprise, "I didn't expect that just before the start of the game, the general election team and the Simentong personal guard team each lost a member! And what's even worse is that , the general election team lost the captain! The worst thing for a team to not have a captain is!"
【Those two bastards! ! 】Fourteen gritted his teeth and looked at Zongwu and Jiang Cheng, who were also smiling.
[Although it's a pity that I can't kill Hijikata-san myself, but that's fine. If one of the two personalities becomes a Buddha, doesn't it mean that... either one is fine? 】Zongwu calmly hooked the corner of his mouth, thinking to himself: [Thanks to the boss's suggestion, now, please let Tufang-sang ascend to heaven in happiness! ]
[This game is not about winning something that doesn't matter from the beginning! 】Jiang Cheng slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, 【We have only one purpose from the beginning! ]
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu raised their heads at the same time, revealing the same black-bellied smile.
Jiang Cheng Zongwu: That's right! Our purpose is to make the two of you become Buddhas in happiness!
"How's your investigation? All the information about that girl." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at the three little sisters Baihua who were cheering and cheering beside him.
"Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama! You have to trust our Baihua's intelligence capabilities!" A Miss Baihua replied confidently.
"Yes, Jiang Cheng sama! We even investigated the lipstick color that the little girl usually uses and the color of today's underwear!" Another Miss Baihua continued.
"That...is the color of the underpants a bit too much..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly, "It sounds like a crime no matter how it sounds..."
"Are you all ready?!" At this time, the host announced, "The first round of the finals! The quiz showdown begins!"
However, just after the host's voice fell, the scene changed again. I saw that the glasses that were placed on the slide accidentally slipped off! Straight into the strawberry milk pool!
"New Ba Ha!!" Yin Shi, who was also in the pool, quickly picked up the glasses that fell on his side and shouted loudly, "What plane are you doing?!"
"The accident in the second game is really continuous," the host said again, "The Guards eliminated one member again! It's too bad! As a host, I feel bad! As a Guards team from the very beginning Shimura, who supported Atong-chan, should have been the most likely to win this competition! What happened? Did it slip? Shimura showed a look of remorse!"
As soon as the host finished speaking, Xin Baha, who had just come out of the toilet, lifted his head and smashed it directly onto the host platform in front of him, and the entire host platform was shattered.
"Tucao me!!" Xin Baha scolded with white eyes, "Why did you go ahead without any hesitation?! Why did you start a decisive battle without authorization!"
"God? There is also a Shimura clan here!" The host raised his head and looked behind him with a look of surprise.
"Ala, you are tall!" Xinba's voice trembled as he clenched his fists, "I finally finished the marathon and got here! I came here with the determination to die! It's just a little urgency to urinate. It's just a toilet! Why do you start the game on your own when I'm not there! Don't you count the people before the game?!"
"Ah? So you haven't been there yet? Shinhachi-kun?" Kondo wondered.
"I didn't notice it at all," Kagura continued.
"I really don't think anything is wrong." Yin Shi said, looking at the glasses in his hand.
"I didn't expect...Xin Bajiu actually learned to do shadow clones!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, pinching his chin, then stretched out his hand to look at the host, "Well, can I report it? Use shadows in this kind of competition. Is the avatar a foul? We are all alone. People from the film studio should be strictly involved."
"Shut up! That's not a clone at all! Xin Baji is here! I am Xin Baji!" Xin Baji roared with white eyes, then glanced at everyone, and continued with a blank expression. Said: "In other words, don't you really have no one to notice that I am not there? Can you not put on such a serious expression? Be careful I will dismember all of you..."
"Well, all in all, as a punishment for being late, you will be disqualified from participating in this quiz." The host turned his head and announced to Xin Ba Hao.
"Wait a minute!" "As long as a member of the team arrives, it doesn't matter if the other members are late" Is that what you said? "Xinba Haw quickly defended, "You are the ones who forgot my existence without authorization, right?" "
"Xinbaha! Don't worry about Aru!" Kagura shouted at the glasses in the pool that Ginto held in his hands, "And me and Agao Aru! I will never lose to them!"
"It's been said that those are not Xinbaha! Those are just Xinbaha's glasses!" Xinbaha loudly complained, "And why are there only two people left? Why Yinsang Was also eliminated?!"
"It's really a sure win now," Jiang Cheng hummed, then glanced at the glasses that Yin Shi was holding below, and said to himself: "This biggest enemy has been eliminated, and there are hundreds of them. According to the information that Hua has investigated, today's victory must be mine!"
"Jiang Chengsang, it's my fault to eavesdrop on your self-talk, but can you look at me and say it? Why are you looking at your glasses?!" Xinba shouted angrily, pointing at himself, "It's said that the new Baja is here!!"
[It seems that the first game of the final has been lost... How can it be repaired! 】Fourteen gritted his teeth and thought to himself, then glanced at the glasses in Yin Shi's hand, 【But the same goes for the guards who have lost their precious combat power! The remaining two will never be the opponents of that shy bastard. As for us, Sogou has already determined that he is the guy's helper... There is no way, we can only strive to win in the next two games! ]
"Well, it's my fault to peep at your thoughts, but..." Xinba pointed at Shishi with gnashing teeth and shouted loudly, "Can you look at me?! Why are glasses considered precious battles? Power?! I'm fine!"
"Then start the game again now!" Ignoring Xin Bazhu's complaints, the host said again, "First question first!"
"What?! Really can't participate?!" Xin Ba Ha was a little mad, "I really can't participate?!"
"What's your favorite movie that Atongjiang watched when she was four years old?" The host asked without thinking without even looking at Xinbaha.
"Ah!! It's super easy! Can this tell them the answer?! Can I tell my teammates?!"
New Ba Haw just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had already gotten the answer from Miss Baihua on the side, pressed the answer button next to him confidently.
Ding Dong…
"Team Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's!" The host looked at Jiang Cheng.
【No way! It stands to reason that Jiang Chengsang would never know the answer to this kind of question! 】 Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.
【Xin Bazhu-kun, don't underestimate Baihua's ability to gather intelligence. 】Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth, then hummed and answered directly: "Roman Death Day!"
【You got it right! 】 Xin Baha thought through gritted teeth, 【This is the last movie Atong-chan and her dad went to see together - "Roman Death Day"! Jiang Chengsang could not have imagined that Baihua's intelligence ability would be skillfully used in such a place! Not good! If this situation continues, the result of the first game of the final is already doomed! Whether it is the general selection group or our team with only two people left, there is absolutely no way to win against him! How can it be repaired! ! ]
Jiang Cheng raised his mouth slightly, looked down at Xin Baji in the distance, and said in his heart: [Sorry, Xin Baji, although I have no interest in that flat-chested girl at all, but today I will not let it go with you! ]
But at this moment ~IndoMTL.com~ an electronic beep sounded, which was a wrong answer!
"Cang Nian! Wrong answer!" the host announced.
In an instant, Xin Ba Haw and Jiang Cheng stared at Ah Tong with wide eyes at the same time.
"Stop joking! Baihua's investigation will not bring any surprises!" a Miss Baihua said indignantly.
"It's a pity, the correct answer is Roma's death (high school rock music)" Aton explained with a smile.
Jiang Cheng:...
"What a pity! Jiang Chengshi inadvertently forgot to add the Atong words at the end!" the host said.
"Wait for me! This kind of rule is too arbitrary!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, and then looked at Atong Jiang who was holding the remote control of the lift platform with a smile on his face, " Don't push the switch in a hurry! I have something to say! Just a moment! Just a few seconds! Please!!"