Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 382: :Find your own role!

"What is it?" Atong asked with a smile.

"That...actually I..." Jiang Cheng adjusted his expression a little, then showed tenderness on his face, "Actually, I don't know anything about you, but... does it matter? I like it It's only your face, and my eyes are only your face. It's only your face that attracts me to come here to compete! That's right! I'm such a superficial man! So, For the rest, can you slowly let me know everything about you little by little in the days to come?"

"Don't believe him! Atong-chan!" Shinbaha hurriedly reminded, "This man is lying! Don't be blinded by his expression! He only likes Opie! And he I don't have the slightest interest in Atong-chan's **** that look perfect to me! You mustn't be fooled! Atong-chan! And he's not that kind of thing to enter the competition! It's just for the game in the luxurious prize! He's just a real game OTAKU!"

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Although I don't know what happened, there is no doubt that Jiang Chengshi's Yoshihara team escaped! Because Jiang Chengshi's affectionate confession escaped punishment!" the host announced, "By the way, remind Let's take a look at the rest of the players, women like men to praise their good looks! Even Atongjiang is not surprised! This kind of remarks that seem to be scumbags can also impress women!"

[You are too tender...] Jiang Cheng sneered in his heart, [A group of virgin OTAKUs, you are not on the same level as me! You should give up as soon as possible and go home to sleep! ]

【Oops! Almost forgot! 】 Xin Baha thought to himself, 【I almost forgot what the host said just now! In this victory or defeat, Atong sauce is the complete rule! As long as Atong sauce is happy, everything else doesn't matter at all! Answer the question correctly? That kind of thing doesn't matter at all! The important thing is to make Atong sauce happy! ]

Meanwhile, Fourteen thought about it.

【Be aware of this quickly! How many of you! 】Fourteen and Shin Baha looked at the members of their respective teams who were still on the slide at the same time, 【If you don't realize this, you can't win against that man! please! ! Kondo-san Kagura sauce! ]

"Then start the second question!" Just as the host said the words, the button for quick answer was instantly pressed.

【Even though you don't know anything, you press so fast! 】 Xin Ba Hae's eyes widened instantly, 【Who? ! Who is it? ! ]

"Agao of the Guards, please answer!" The host looked at Agao, who was chewing gum.

【For! why you? ! 】 Xin Baha's whole person is not well, 【You are the one who is the most unlikely to know? ! Even if you fool the past with compliments, is your Japanese really fluent? ! By the way, who are you? ! ]

[Win...] Jiang Cheng chuckled, [In this case, even copying my answer would be of no use! I, who have been secretly working part-time at the Cowherd Shop lately, are not on the same level as you at all! ]

"Oh...please wait a moment..." A Gao put one hand on his forehead, his brows furrowed, and after a moment of contemplation, he continued in his not very fluent Japanese, "Excuse me, can I go to the toilet( Milestones in Monsoon's journey to the underworld)?"

(Milestone of Monsongshi's journey to the underworld: a famous waka from Monk Ikyu.)

【Just want to pee? ! 】Shinbaha instantly fell to the ground, 【Did you press the button on purpose to say this? After all, I don't know why the Atong language is more slippery than Japanese? Words that even Japanese don't know come out! ]

[It's really bad, it's a complete wasted opportunity...] Several black lines appeared under the corners of Xin Ba Ha's eyes.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

"Correct answer!" the host preached, "The question is "What was the first thing you said to the audience because of nervousness at Atong-chan's debut concert?" The answer was "I can go there. A toilet?""

"Agao answered the question without even reading it! It's amazing!" the host praised.

【Ans... You are right! ! 】 Xin Baha's whole body fell into a state of shock, 【Why? ! What kind of miracle is this? ! ]

"It's amazing, Aru! You know it very well! Agao!" Kagura on the side patted Agao on the shoulder and praised, then turned his head to look at Xinbaha and shouted confidently: "It's all said that there is no problem, Aru! Just leave it to me and Agao, Aru!"

【That's just a blind cat hitting a dead mouse! ! 】 Xin Baha tried to refute in his heart.

"Then, the general election team and the Yoshihara team's slide will go up one level." The host continued.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand again to stop him, then he showed tenderness again and looked at Atong, "Well, I was completely attracted by your face just now. So I didn't notice the host at all. What are people talking about, should this situation be handled as an accident?"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng showed a gentle smile.

"Do you still want to repeat the old tricks?! You bastard!" Xin Ba Hao immediately scolded the stars, and then looked at Atong, who was beside him, and persuaded, "No way! You mustn't believe what this man says! Atong-chan! Now his words and his expression are all lies!"

"Shut up! Xinbaha!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "What do you know about me?! My words are true!"

“This person really doesn’t blush when he tells a lie,” Xin Baha said disgustedly, “Then, before you say such things, you should swear to me in advance! Swear to prove you No lie!"

"I swear!" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, raised his right hand and raised three fingers without hesitation, "If I lied, Lord Xinba will be a virgin all his life!"

"Swear to me in your own name! You bastard!" Xin Bazhu's glasses were splitting, bloodshot in his eyes, and he shouted loudly, "Why do you use me to make such a vicious oath?! Why are you lying? I'm a virgin for life!"

"Atong-chan!" Kagura raised his hand to look at Atong, "This oath does not hold Aru!"

"Thank you Kagura-chan, you are willing to speak for me..." Shin Baha wiped the moved tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Because Shin Baha is destined to be a virgin for the rest of his life, this kind of oath doesn't hold at all, Aru!" Kagura continued.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!!" Xin Baha shouted loudly with white eyes, "Who knows what will happen in the future! Why am I destined to be a virgin for life!"

"Calm down, Yasang," Yin Shi, who had already drank a third of the strawberry milk, rubbed his belly and floated in the pool, looking at the glasses in his hand and reassuringly said, "You should almost accept this kind of role. Right? Men, sometimes you have to accept this cruel reality in order to keep your head up high!"

"Look here and tell me!! And I don't want to hear that kind of consolation at all!" Shin Baha frantically complained, "And when will my role position be an immortal virgin?! Completely Never heard of it!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I almost forgot," Yinshi quickly changed his tune, "It should be the glasses of the eternal virginity, this is the role of Shin Baha. I'm so sorry, I forgot the glasses. Ahahaha …”

"Just drown me in strawberry milk!" The furious Xin Bazhu rushed over and stepped on Yinshi's head and stepped Yinshi's head into the strawberry milk...

"That, Atong sauce, how is it? Can Jiang Chengshi's words just now be used to avoid punishment?" The host looked at Atong and asked.

I saw Atong Jiang lowered her head and pinched her chin after thinking for a while, then raised her head and nodded with a smile, and said, "Although the compliment just now is the same as the previous one, this time However, he made such a poisonous oath, so this time he was barely qualified."

"Great!" Jiang Cheng cheered.

"It's so strange! It's me who was used to swear! I'm the one who suffers the most!" Xin Baha retorted in dissatisfaction, "So I should give my team extra points! "

"Well, I understand a little bit," Kondo said with a nod. "Now, as long as you praise Atsu-chan, can you avoid punishment? Well, so can I! Atsu-chan, you are me. The most perfect woman in my heart except Miss A Miao!"

Just now, the slides of the three members of the general election team all started to rise. Sogo and Yamazaki only rose one level, but the slide where Kondo was on rose a few squares, and the entire slide formed a right angle with the ground!

"Why?! I'm telling the truth!" Kondo hugged the slide desperately to keep himself from falling, "Also, Atong-chan... Maybe it's my delusion, I feel like it's just me The angle is very big... What is going on here?"

Atong Jiang squinted and smiled without saying a word.

"Next is the third question~IndoMTL.com~ Ignoring Kondo's dissatisfied shouts, the host continued, "First watch this video..."

As soon as I finished speaking, a picture gradually appeared on the big screen in front of the contestants, which was the building of an electrical store.

Just when the building just appeared, the bell for the answer suddenly rang again, and at the same time, the screen that was just about to be played was paused at the same time.

【What are you doing? ! Obviously nothing has started yet! 】 Xin Baha's pupils shrank suddenly, his eyes widened and he fell into shock.

"It's Agao from the Guards again!" the host shouted.

【So why are you? ! 】Xin Bajia's whole body was stunned by Lei's tenderness on the outside, 【Don't you want to go to the toilet? ! Besides, you didn't look at anything, what are you going to answer? ! ]

【You have already lost! 】Jiang Cheng chuckled and thought in disdain: 【Miracles won't happen twice in a row! ]