Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 383: :Think completely before entering the contest!
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I saw Agao frowning, chewing gum and thinking, "Wait a minute...what's going on..."
Xin Ba Haw looked at Agao's serious expression, suddenly thought of something, and said to himself with an unbelievable look: "That reaction... don't tell me!"
At this point, A-Gao seemed to have finally thought of the answer, raised his head and answered calmly: "Does the toilet here have an automatic flushing function (home run, Kiyohara-kun)?"
【Are you thinking of going big this time? ! 】New Baha was startled and fell to the ground again.
Ding dong ding dong ding dong...
"Correct answer!" the host announced, raising the microphone.
"Hey?!!!"×3(Xin Baji, 14, Jiang Cheng.)
At the same time, the video on the big screen restarted, and the host's voice sounded again: "The question is "What is the first thing Atong-chan bought in this store?" The answer is automatic flushing Toilet! "
"Don't disclose unnecessary privacy of idols!" Shinpachi shouted.
"Cut! I didn't expect to be fooled by this guy again!" Jiang Cheng spat a little unhappily.
"Agao, the strong consecutive answer is correct!" the host announced loudly.
"A-Gao! That's good!" Kagura got up and patted A-Gao, who was squirming and sitting with a painful expression on his face.
"In this case, the slides of the general election team and the Yoshihara team will go up one level again!" the host continued.
"Wait a minute! I still have something to say!" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his hand and shouted, "That! Ah Tong sauce, right? In fact, in my opinion, your figure is not bad! Is that kind? Is that the type of body? Pocket..."
Without waiting for Jiang Cheng to finish speaking, Atong pushed the switch in his hand without thinking. Jiang Cheng didn't pay attention, and was thrown off by the suddenly rising slide and fell into the lubricating pool directly below. inside.
Plop! The water splashed by Jiang Cheng was several meters high.
"Pfft!" Jiang Cheng stood up straight in the pool, looked at the tall slide that was almost perpendicular to the ground behind him, then turned his head and shouted with white eyes, "Wait for me! Why? My slide has gone up so much?! Is this one level up?! The highest is just like that!"
"It seems that Jiang Chengshi's words did not have the effect of avoiding punishment, but had the opposite effect!" The host nodded and said to himself, "This time the Yoshihara team also lost Captain!"
"Can you listen to what people have to say! Does going up one level refer to such a level?!" Jiang Cheng gasped, "It's a 90-degree right angle, right?!"
"Ah, about this issue," the host explained, pointing to Atong sauce beside him, "The angle controller of the slide is in Atong's hands, and the angle changes with Atong's mood. Atong sauce is the rule here!"
"How messy are you!" Jiang Cheng leaned on the edge of the swimming pool and shouted loudly at the smiling Atong, "Are you so unhappy?! It's just that you judge your body like this. Are you unhappy?! Your attitude is destined to be such a mediocre chest and **** for the rest of your life!"
Atong Jiang smiled but said nothing...
"Now all three teams have lost their captains, and the outcome has become difficult to judge!" the host continued.
"Well, actually, I also want to ask, why do I ascend at a different angle than they do," Kondo asked, looking at the slide under him that formed a 120-degree angle with the ground.
However, it was ignored by everyone present at the same time.
"Next to the fourth question..." The host once again faced the contestants.
"Wait a minute, I already asked, why is that?" Kondo interjected.
But just finished speaking, the button for quick answer was pressed again!
【Who? ! Is it Baihua? ! 】Jiang Cheng turned his head sharply.
【Who? ! 】 Xin Ba Ha also quickly looked over.
"Oh, it's Argao!" the host announced, "this time I pressed the button without even hearing a single word of the question!"
"Huh?!!" New Baja's face was covered with black lines.
【Impossible! It is absolutely impossible for a miracle to occur three times in a row! 】Jiang Cheng and Shishi thought to themselves at the same time, 【This time, let me sink into the water! ]
【As long as A-Gao answered incorrectly this time, the remaining people will definitely not be Baihua's opponents! And their balance is absolutely nothing to worry about, even if it is the same 90-degree angle as me just now, there is absolutely no need to worry about falling! 】Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【As long as you stick to this question, the victory or defeat is doomed! Whether it is the general selection group or only Kagura's personal guards, none of them will be their opponents! ]
Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a rather refreshing smile.
"Jiang Cheng sama seems to be in a good mood~" A Miss Baihua came up to Jiang Cheng and held Jiang Cheng's arm coquettishly.
"Yes, yes, what is Jiang Cheng sama thinking? Can you tell others?" Another Miss Baihua came to Jiang Cheng's other side and pulled Jiang Cheng's other arm.
"Jiang Cheng sama~" The last Miss Baihua took the opportunity to pounce on Jiang Cheng's chest and rubbed her face a few times.
"That was because I had already won the ticket..." Jiang Cheng said with a smile, but he suddenly reacted before he finished speaking, and broke away the three Miss Baihua, "Wait for me! Why? Are you down there?! What about the game?!"
"Hey~ I just want to play with Jiang Cheng sama in this slippery lubricant pool," a Miss Baihua replied, "After seeing Jiang Cheng sama come down, they can't wait to come down too. It's over~"
"Yes, yes, both of us." The other two Miss Baihua nodded and said.
"Mygod!" Jiang Cheng covered his face instantly, his face full of hopelessness, "I knew this should have been brought to Yueyue! At least she wouldn't lose her chain in such a place! How can it be repaired! "
"Wait!" The host looked at Jiang Cheng and the others and said, "Before Agao answered the question, there was an unexpected situation in the Yoshihara team! Now we can see that the other three female team members rushed to jump. Down! Did you give up?! Are you frightened by your opponent's aura of rushing to answer the question without even reading it?!"
【This is just self-inflicted! Jiang Chengsang! What a surprise! 】 Xin Baha snorted and thought to himself, 【And this time I can be sure! Agao is no ordinary person at all! ]
Thinking of this, Xin Bajie's expression changed slightly, he turned his head and looked at A Gao with a dignified look, and then thought of [That's right! That person must be the strongest reinforcement that Yinsang brought to save us! If it were that person, everything could be done for us! The words of that person will definitely bring us a miracle again! ]
"So! Agao! Please answer!" shouted the host.
"Come on! Ah Gao!!" Xin Ba Ha was even more excited than the host.
"Excuse me, can I change my underwear (Kato Cha)?" A-Gao replied.
【Huh? ! ! 】Xinba Haw's mouth was half open, with black lines all over his forehead, looking at A Gao, who was already suffocating and trembling all over, he thought to himself: [Sure enough, you just want to go to the toilet? ! Pulled out! If I let him out just now, I should be in time! Atong language is only spoken casually! what! I can't stand it anymore! Let him go! Let him release it in one breath! He has done a good job, let him change his underwear as much as he wants! ]
【Humph! 】Fourteen hummed in his heart, 【It seems that the goddess of luck will not take care of you again this time! Next, there will be only three of us on the field, and one of the Guards! Victory is now clear! ]
Ding dong ding dong ding dong...
"Correct solution!!" the host shouted.
"Huh?!!!" Xin Ba Hao and Shi Shi opened their mouths wide at the same time and stayed in place in shock!
"The question is "How did Atong-chan get caught by a friend when she was picking her booger?" The host explained, "The correct answer is "Kato Cha"! "
"Is the answer in Atong language?!" Xinba clenched his fists angrily and looked at the host next to him. ! ]
"Agao, a miraculous three-series quick answer!" the host praised, "and also showed the stunt of "reversing the head and tail of Atong as the answer"! "
【No, it's not like this! That person is just incontinent! Just a foreigner who wants to change his underwear! 】 Xin Ba Haw looked at the corners of his eyes that had begun to curl up into a ball, and crystal tears had begun to overflow, as if A Gao was holding on to a certain door with all his strength, and prayed in his heart, "Let him go!" If you don't hurry up, your **** will get inflamed! Let him go! ]
"Hey! Gao! Hey!" Kagura was still patting Gao on the shoulder and cheering.
【Hey, forget it! Hey, that's it for now! Let him wash it now! 】 Xin Ba Haw's sympathy for A Gao has risen to a new height at this time, but then he thought, "But at this point, the victory is already ours! Gao didn't hesitate to dirty his **** to usher in the goddess of victory for us... Let's welcome the goddess of victory with our own strength! ]
"That..." Kondo ~IndoMTL.com~, who was holding the slide that was already parallel to the water, looked at Atong in front of him, and asked tentatively, "Atong-chan... that, do you say ...do you hate...me?"
A Miao tilted her head with a smile on her face, and then instantly raised the controller in her hand except Kondo to the highest!
In an instant, all the runners who were still on the slide except Kondo fell down!
Of course, there are also accidents, that is A-Gao, the moment he saw A-Gao falling towards his most precious strawberry milk pool, Yin Shi responded, roaring with white eyes and kicking out A Gao, who was in mid-air and had not yet fallen into the pool, stopped and slammed his legs to send A Gao directly into the toilet in the corner of the venue.
Boom! ! boom! !
The sound of everyone falling into the swimming pool and the sound of A Gao falling into the toilet sounded at the same time in no particular order...