Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 384: :There are times when winning is equivalent to losing!
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"Positive solution!" the host preached, "The answer is "physically unacceptable"! The general election group completed a big reversal before the cliff of failure! ! ! Three games to win the first game! The winner of the quiz is the general election team! "
Except for Kondo, who was still standing upside down, silently weeping, the faces of everyone present were covered with black lines, and the corners of their mouths twitched into a state of extreme speechlessness...
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Ten minutes after the first game, everyone followed the host and returned to the stage. Even A Gao, who had just been smashed by Yinshi, returned to the stage wearing his changed underwear.
"Out of the three finals! The first quiz is the victory of the general election team!" The host shouted exaggeratedly, and then pointed to Kondo, who had his head down and his face hard to hide his loss, "General election. Tsukasa Kondo, brilliantly saw through the nature of being physically hated by Atong-chan! In the end, he achieved a victory like a reversal!"
"Nice job, Director," Yamazaki praised.
"Where?" Kondo asked blankly.
"You've robbed all the delicious places, you're really active." Zongwu squinted his peas' eyes in a perfunctory manner.
"What? What's delicious?" Kondo asked again.
"On the other hand, the Guards and Yoshihara's team missed victory by one step!" the host continued.
"You bastard! Why do you think I hire you with such expensive French bread? Hey--!" Yin Shi looked at A Gao with a displeased look and complained.
"No matter how active you are, it's meaningless if you don't win!" Kagura lay on A Gao's back, stretched out his hand to squeeze A Gao's face, and complained with the same unhappy expression, "That kind of The first and foremost naive idea doesn't work in this country!"
"Infighting! Argao was blamed by his teammates who didn't perform well at all!" The host continued, "But! Why is his expression so calm?"
"Jiang Cheng sama, I'm so sorry, we accidentally forgot about the game."
The three Miss Baihua stood in front of Jiang Cheng with apologetic expressions on their faces.
"No, no, it doesn't matter," Jiang Cheng smiled lightly. "It's just the first game. You can win all the next two games. There's absolutely no problem!"
"No! In fact, I was the first to rush down! Please punish me! Jiang Cheng sama! I can do anything you want!" A young lady Baihua was in a hurry, clutching her chest and hurriedly continued He said, "It's okay to do things like that! Please! Jiang Cheng sama! Please punish me in such a way!"
"Get out of the way! You ugly bastard! It's obviously my responsibility! I was the first to jump off! If you want to be punished, you should punish me! If you do something like this, you should do it to me!" Another hundred Miss Hua instantly expressed her dissatisfaction.
"Fuck me both of you!" One of the remaining Miss Baihua instantly pushed the two aside, "I should be the one doing this and that with Jiang Cheng sama! Obviously It's all my fault!"
Just like that, Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and silently watched the three Miss Baihua messing around.
"Somewhat different from the Guards side, the girls on the Yoshihara side are scrambling to take over the responsibility, and it can be seen that several of them are not giving in to each other!" The host said again, "This way It seems that in the next match, the Yoshihara team should perform better than the Guards!"
Seeing this scene, Shi Shi couldn't help but feel a little joy in his heart and thought at the same time: [Although I don't know what happened, in short, the first game is done, so I won the second game and won the final victory. Bar! ]
【Damn! If I can play, I can definitely win! The next game must not be lost! It must not end like this! 】Xinbaha gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was looking helpless because of the quarrel of the three Baihua sisters, and then glanced at Shishi, who was full of energy in his eyes, 【Definitely take the first place. Two wins! Once we lose, no matter which of the two teams wins, we will miss the final! ]
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After a short break, the host and Atong-chan got together and faced the camera.
"Let's move on to the second game! The finals are three wins and losses, and the second game is..."
Speaking, the host and Atong made a heart-to-heart at the same time, and squeezed their eyes towards the camera at the same time, and then said: "...Charm duel!!"
"After physical strength and intelligence, what will be tested now is charisma!" The host under the stage continued to look at the three teams on the stage, "The next three teams will talk to Atong one by one in order!"
"Win!" Jiang Cheng's eyes lit up, clenched his fists at the same time, and said to himself: "I will never lose this kind of competition! It may be the most beautiful title of this fake Gintama crew, I am absolutely I won't give it to anyone!"
"Successful approaching Atong-chan, being able to be alone with her and taking her to a quiet and reassuring accommodation is a victory!" the host explained.
"What is a quiet and reassuring accommodation facility?!" Shin Baha shouted with his blue veins and white eyes.
"Stop joking! What are you going to do to idols?!"
"Yes!"
The audience instantly boiled and shouted. At the same time, he threw all kinds of garbage on the stage.
"Everyone, be quiet! What I'm talking about here is just virtual!" The host dodged the garbage thrown by the excited audience after a few dodges, and then explained: "It won't really be brought in. Yes! Everything that happens next is virtual! The scenes, lines, and performances that deeply moved Atong-chan are all considered and set by each team! Please chat with Atong-chan in that impromptu virtual space! In other words, it's a showdown of acting skills!"
"The roles are assigned to one person as the accoster, and the other two as the supporting characters to assist him! Then there is another person who is responsible for the narration of the story flow! Now you only have three minutes to prepare!"
"Three minutes!" Shin Baha was surprised, "Is it only three minutes?!"
"This is a game that tests your improvisation! If you don't, you won't be able to show your original charm! The first attack is the general selection team that won just now! For the sake of fairness, the second attacking Guards and Yoshihara's team will not be able to show their original charm after this. No discussion!" the moderator then reminded,
"Please decide the minimum setting and script now!" After speaking, the host gave an order, "Then! Start preparing!"
Just now, the host suddenly noticed Kagura again, looked suspiciously at the three Baihua members who were stubbornly stopped by Jiang Cheng, and asked, "Well, just now I seem to have seen the girl from Yoshihara's team. The children pulled something sharp and cold from their arms..."
"No! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and retorted without hesitation, "Nothing happened just now! They didn't do anything! Maybe it's just that the host was caught in the eyes of the sun!"
"That's it..." The host nodded, and then continued, "Then, don't waste time, the three-minute countdown begins!"
"Calm down!" Jiang Cheng helplessly looked at the three puffed-up Miss Baihua in front of him, sighed and continued, "I said just now that this is just a performance! Can you not? So excited? All I want is the game in the luxury package! What do you guys want to do with Kuwu? Kill that flat-chested girl?!”
"Not even in acting!" The three Miss Baihua said in unison, "Even in acting, that little girl should pick up Jiang Cheng's sama!"
"Can you guys be a little quieter?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head helplessly, "This kind of thing doesn't matter! The important thing is today's luxury package! Everything today must be ranked after the luxury package, understand? ?!"
"But..." Miss Baihua hesitated.
"No but! No matter what the second match is, we can't lose again! As long as we lose, we will be eliminated directly! Do you understand?!"
"Understood..." The three Miss Baihua replied while feeling a little disappointed.
At the same time, several members of the general election group were also actively discussing...probably.
"Hey, what to do? Fourteen." Kondo held his hands and looked at Fourteen in front of him, "Anyway, I'll give you the corner of the conversation."
"Wait! Why me?!" Fourteen quickly turned around to look at Kondo and argued.
"The most popular man in the Shinsengumi group, you should know the mind of a woman best, right?" Kondo replied as a matter of course.
"I know how big I am! Hey, spare me," Shi Shi refused quickly, "I'm so embarrassed to talk to a woman in front of so many people, just let Yamazaki go."
Yamazaki, who was pointed at by fourteen fingers, touched his moxie head, and said aloud: "How do you tell me to talk to women with this hairstyle? I can only go to the Big Dipper Fist. A supporting role, right? Besides, we came here for the deputy chief, so why don't you do it yourself?"
Without waiting for Fourteen to say something, Zongwu on the side raised his hand and said, "I don't want to lose face~IndoMTL.com~ I'll do a proper narration later."
"Hey, wait a minute, don't make your own decisions." Shi Shi hurriedly said.
However, Zongwu completely ignored it and said casually: "I will talk about it appropriately, please cooperate with me."
"OK!" Kondo and Yamazaki both gave thumbs up.
Afterwards, the three of them turned around and walked towards the backstage, leaving only Fourteen who had no time to react.
"Hey, wait, wait, you..." Fourteen quickly stopped, but it was too late...
Clang! The bell of the three-minute preparation time rang, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng and his party on the stage all started to leave, leaving the stage to fourteen people.
"Timeup! Time is up!" The host shouted with the microphone raised, ignoring the fourteen who was constantly requesting [wait a moment], and continued, "Next, the general election group love theater, start the show! "