Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 385: :No matter how many times I watch Castle in the Sky, I still think it’s wonderful!
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As soon as the host finished speaking, Shi Shi realized that the scene he was in had changed. Now, he was in a high-end bar at night. Soothing music was playing in the spacious lobby of the bar, and there were not many guests here. .
Without waiting for Shishi to observe the surrounding environment for a few seconds, the narration of Zongwu's cameo sounded at the right time...
Narrator: "This is the bar on the top floor of a luxury hotel where you can see the beautiful night view."
Speaking of this, someone suddenly threw a suit jacket on the ground beside Shi Shi. Shi Shi didn't have time to think, so he took off his jacket and hurriedly put the suit on.
"Women serve rich people. Among the lively crowd, there was also a man with a bitter face drinking wine at the counter tonight."
When I heard Fourteen here, I quickly put away my clothes and sat at the counter next to me.
[Is it a bar...] Sitting down, Shi Shi turned around and glanced behind him, thinking to himself: [It's not bad at the level of total enlightenment, there's no way to do it, let's take one step at a time. ]
While thinking about it, Fourteen turned around and picked up the wine glass on the table.
"On Friday nights, this is the special seat for this man, who always pops up by himself and sits there silently talking to glasses until the store closes."
"Friday before, Friday before, Friday before, and Friday before, even more, Friday..."
[This narration is a bit too long...] Fourteen lit a cigarette, took a sip and thought impatiently.
"But only the Friday before that was different, because Castle in the Sky had a special screening on that Friday night."
【Is it okay? In short, don't worry about those things, just let the plot go on. 】 Fourteen thought in his heart.
"Although I came to the bar after setting the hard disk automatic recording, I thought that the hard disk capacity was full, and when I went home to deal with it, I accidentally deleted the "Terminator 3" that I didn't watch. When I was overwhelmed, "City in the Sky" began."
Listening to Zongwu's chattering narration, Shi Shi became more and more impatient. Somewhat irritably, he tapped his fingers on the table with his cigarette in his hand, "Enough! Don't worry about those details! Get me into the plot now! ]
"When 'Castle in the Sky' started on TV, the man's mood jumped up as if he was going on summer vacation."
Fourteen finally couldn't help but knocked on the table with the wine glass, and a blue vein burst out on his face, and he thought with cracked teeth: [Hey! Stop talking about "City in the Sky"! When are you going to set the stage? ! ]
"Although I have watched it many times, at the end of the film, when the city in the sky flew into the sky, the man couldn't help but feel lost. It was also when it was released before, and it was also when it was released before, and then before When it was released..."
Fourteen has become a little crazy: [Hurry up and enter the plot for me! Besides, I'm from the "Red Pig" faction! ]
"...Originally, this man would frequently come to the bar of this towering hotel, but also with a faint expectation of [from here, maybe I can see the city in the sky]..."
【Is this the reason? ! Can't afford any better reason? 】 Fourteen thought bitterly.
"But I didn't see the Sky City tonight, the man's face was still full of sorrow..."
【Sorrow is too much! What the **** kind of character setting is this? ! 】Fourteen thought frantically, 【Enough is enough! Enough of my character description! Hurry up and let Atong come out! ]
At this moment, Kondo's voice sounded in front of Fourteen.
"Guest, are you alone today?" Kondo, dressed as a bartender, stood at the counter while wiping the goblet with a clean towel, while looking at Shi Shi and sighing: "Really, such a handsome guy is also No one cares, what are all the women in the world doing?"
"He's the only one who has a heart with Sky City, store manager."
【Why did the city in the sky become my nickname...] Shi Shi thought to himself.
"A man who treats everyone equally and properly. By the way, his favorite movie is "My Neighbor Totoro""
【Give me enough time! Do you want to put all the Ghibli animations on the characters one by one? ! 】 Fourteen cursed in his heart.
"Although it's not a lo*ic*n, if the Satsuki faction and the Mei faction are on either side, it's definitely the Satsuki faction."
【How is the store manager okay? 】Fourteen looked at the smug look on Kondo's face because of the narration, and secretly complained, "I said what's the matter with your smug face? ]
“However, after seeing the scene where Satsuki cried for the first time when she was restless knowing that her mother could not be discharged from the hospital, the fact that she was slightly moved because she cried too realistically is not known to most people.”
【How could you possibly know! That kind of super innocuous super insignificant thing! 】 Fourteen has already felt a little bit of collapse.
"However, very few people know that he is not the store manager but an employee with the nickname [Master]."
【Who would want to know? Such useless information! This narration is too long-winded! ! 】 Fourteen has almost reached the peak of impatience.
At this point, Kondo had already started bartending, shaking the glass in his hand constantly up and down. At the same time, Kondo's lower body began to shake with the bartending movement. It is worth mentioning that Kondo always has a faint and refreshing smile on his face.
“Seeing the way he shakes the wine, should he be called [the manager (mastur)] or [the prostitute ()], this caused a wave of debate among the shop assistants at the time, but this was all It was a long time ago."
(Note: mastur and mastsr are the same in Japanese pronunciation, and mastur is together with and, meaning hand [beep-], since [beep-]. In addition, mastur and have no independent meaning, the translation is obscene The length is just to match the store manager.)
"Is that really referring to that MASTUR?!" Fourteen finally couldn't help but spit out, "How did this get a nickname? Is it just bullying?"
[No, if you leave it to those guys, the plot will not continue to develop,] Shi Shi calmed down and thought, [If you don't want to do something...]
Suddenly, Shishi had a flash of inspiration, raised his head and looked at Kondo and said, "MASTUR, I'm a little bored drinking alone, can you introduce me to any good women?"
"How could there be," Kondo smiled as he wiped the goblet again, "If there were, I would have taken it long ago."
"Oh, this is really rude," Shi Shi shrugged and sighed softly, "Do you think a lovely woman will fall from the sky and come to us?"
【It's all said and done, so should you appear? 】 Fourteen closed his eyes and thought to himself.
At this moment, a woman suddenly came from Fourteen's side? Voice.
"What a strange person, are you also a Ghibli?"
【Here! 】 Fourteen was overjoyed, and at the same time turned his face away and looked at the woman who was two seats away from him.
"The woman who fell from the sky... Is it Sida from the Sky City? Or Kiki from the Witch's Delivery Service? Or..." Saying this, Yamazaki with red hair, Mohican hairstyle, heavy makeup, and a red cheongsam Turning his head to look at Fourteen, "Degenerate young woman, what about me?"
【It's not you! ! 】14 The whole person is not well.
"Can I drink with you?" Yamazaki asked aloud, then without waiting for Fourteen to answer, he got up and swayed to Fourteen's side and sat down.
【Who wants to drink with you! ! By the way, who are you? ! 】Fourteen's heart full of black lines complained, 【Atong should appear here, right? Why is there another dispensable moxie idiot? Show me the atmosphere! Besides, how could there be a woman with such a hairstyle! What's with this sense of existence? ]
At this moment, Atongjiang came from behind everyone with a hint of apology, "I've kept you waiting for a long time, I'm sorry, I'm late for work."
"Ah, this way." Yamazaki hurriedly turned his head and waved at Atong.
【Come... come! 】 Fourteen only then reacted. At the same time, he thought of something, and his heart was overjoyed: [Really? Play the role of Atong's friend to be the middleman between me and Atong, and help me approach her battle smoothly? It's a good idea, it's not like playing a female role without thinking about anything...]
However, after Atongjiang sat down, the fourteenth couldn't laugh...
Because, Yamazaki happened to be sitting between them and separated them.
【Why are you sitting in the middle? ! ]
"Well, is the man over there your friend, Moxie-chan?" Atong looked at Yamazaki beside him and asked.
"Ah, um," Yamazaki replied casually, "I was approached by him just now and wanted to play with him a little."
【Do you want to die? ! Moxie is an idiot! 】Fourteen gritted his teeth and cursed in his heart~IndoMTL.com~ I have no time to play with you! What do you do as a supporting role in such a good position? ! There should be the position of the protagonist, right? ! ]
"Well, do you want to order...a drink..."
Fourteen kept trying to find a breakthrough, but to no avail. Yamazaki kept whispering to Atong as if deliberately, completely blocking Fourteen.
【Show me the atmosphere! 】Fourteen clenched his fists and cursed in his heart with white eyes, 【Get out of there! Mohawk! It is very inconvenient for me to speak here! ]
"Well, I'm sorry, please bring me a cup of oolong tea." Atong looked at Fourteen and replied with a smile.
"Just now, I was having a heated discussion with this person, who is the best woman in Ghibli's protagonist." Yamazaki waved his hand, looked at Atong and said.
【Hot head! Are you still talking about Ghibli at this time? ! 】Fourteen is crazy in his heart.