Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 39: :If you’re in a bad mood then there must be a part of the weather!

"No, that's not what I meant..." Shinbaha quickly denied.

"The unscrupulous person doesn't need to talk nonsense with him. Even if he finds fault, he will beat him." Shi Shi clasped his hands and sighed, "It's been a long time."

Zong Wu on the side also nodded,

"No, it's better to pierce him." A Miao said.

"Isn't it better to be crushed?" Fourteen answered.

"Take it out and tear it to pieces." A Miao continued with a smile.

"Approach slowly, and smash him like a fly!"

Just after Fourteen finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly separated, "Hey! You two are too scary!"

"What Shinbaha-kun said is, how can you do such a thing?! You can hand it over to me after you catch someone. I promise that he will never appear in this world again, forever." Jiang Cheng came over and said with a smile.

"You're the most dangerous, okay! I can't imagine it at all!" Xinba spit out, but then he reacted, "Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?"

"Yeah, it was really hard to bury the [landmine analogue] just now." Jiang Cheng said, rubbing his waist.

At this time, Xin Baji glanced at the bag on the ground, "Hey! Why is it empty! Are all buried?!"

"Complete the work Aru!" Kagura ran over, also covered in dust, and saluted Jiang Cheng.

"Yo Xi yo Xi, go buy what you like." Jiang Cheng took out a few ten thousand yuan bills and handed them to Kagura.

After taking the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.

"Report, mission accomplished!" Kondo also ran over, covered in dust.

"Go buy your favorite banana." Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed it to Kondo.

"Thank you!" Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but suddenly reacted, "Why do I want to buy bananas! As I said, I'm not an orangutan! I just look alike!"

However, Jiang Cheng ignored it, "Then, let's wait for that **** to come to the door!" After speaking, he laughed, and A Miao and Shi Shi were also smiling.

"Hey, the three of you are enough!"

…

At night, the bright moon is in the sky.

A group of people were ambushed in the grass beside the fence. Not far in front of them was the main house. Under the eaves of the main house was a hanging clothes rack. On the clothes rack was only a pair of trousers that were used as bait.

"Why did you only bite me?" Ginshi asked, slapping the mosquito off his face.

"Because Gin-chan, your blood is the sweetest, Aru." Kagura answered.

"Why hasn't that perverted thief come yet? I can't wait." Jiang Cheng held his umbrella and looked around.

"That's right," Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, "Isn't it because I won't come today? Or will I never come?"

"What are you kidding?!" Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy, "What about the free **** experience tour I prepared for him!"

"Don't worry, it will come." Yin Shi said aloud.

"Why do you say that he will definitely come?" Shin Baha asked.

"There's such a flamboyant pair of trousers Aru hanging here, how could an underwear thief miss it." Kagura replied.

"Just because it's too explicit! It looks like a trap at first glance!" Shin Baha retorted.

"Xinjiang, the more difficult it is for a thief to achieve his goal, the more excited he will be." A Miao said.

"Soga, it's exactly the same as Kidd the phantom thief~" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I know there is a trap, but I still want to go."

"So Da So Da." Except for Xin Ba Ha, everyone nodded while holding their hands.

"Why did you set him up on your own?!" Shin Baha retorted, "What if he's a coward?"

"Don't worry, if he doesn't come, wouldn't it be enough to blow up the entire Edo?" Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji's shoulder and said, while looking at Sou Wu, "Is that so? ? Okita-kun~"

"The boss is right~ Not only is it an underwear thief, but even Hijikata-san can go to heaven~ Then I'm the deputy head of the Zhenxuan team~" Zongwu replied with a refreshing look.

"Enough! You two are natural S!" Shin Baha couldn't help but say, "Blow up Edo, and the Shinsengumi will be gone!"

"It makes sense," Zongwu said while pinching his chin, but suddenly a flash of inspiration, "Then just blast the earthwork sang in places other than the Shinsengumi."

"Relax, I will set up a place for you to live in Yoshihara when the time comes." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and assured.

"I didn't mean that..."

Xin Ba Hao was interrupted by Yin Shi before he finished speaking,

"Don't yell, what if a thief is scared away?" Yin Shi said impatiently, frowning.

"I want to give up on you, you have to wait here on such a hot day." Xin Ba Hao turned to Yin Shi and said.

"What did you say, Soul Dan?! Believe it or not, I made your second cake invisible?!" With that, Yin Shi and Xin Baji started to pinch.

On the other side, Zong Wu and Shi Shi had already started to pinch, and Jiang Cheng was still adding fuel to the side, "It's enough to cut off the bangs, why is it facing the neck every time? Your knife skills are really bad. Well, Okita-kun."

In short, just like this, you pushed me, and the small fight turned into a big fight, and everyone except Kondo participated.

"I said you guys stopped fighting. Don't fight." Kondo, who became an idler, persuaded him, "Because the weather is too hot, everyone is in a bad mood, right? Yossi, then take a break." /

However, everyone still did not stop fighting, but several different voices came from the melee...

Jiang Cheng: "Shut up, gorilla!"

Yin Shi: "Shut up, you are defeated!"

A Miao: "Shut up, ass!"

Kagura: "Shut up, big wooden fish!"

Fourteen: "Shut up, miso bread!"

General Wu: "Shut up, gorilla!"

Jiang Cheng: "I already said it!"

General Wu: "Oh, then shut up, chimpanzee."

Kondo's face became darker and darker, and tears burst out in the end, "It's all the fault of the hot weather, everything is because of the bad weather~ Well, I'll go buy some ice so everyone can calm down a bit. Just a moment."

Jiang Cheng: "Ice Coke!"

Kagura: "Red Bean Shaved Ice!"

Silver Time: "Any Parfait!"

Amy: "Haagen-Dazs!"

General realization: "The more expensive the better!"

Fourteen: "A large bowl of beef rice bowl with mayonnaise, and a 500ml large bottle of drink!"

Xin Baji: "I want tea!"

"Okay, I'll buy it right away, you guys can be nice to me." Kondo said, turning his head and leaving, while muttering constantly, "I really can't do anything about these guys." But just after he finished speaking, he listened to The sound of [Di Di Di Di Di] came from under the feet, and then a huge explosion sounded.

Everyone stopped fighting and looked at Kondo, who was lying on the ground in the bomb crater.

"Ah, Kondo-san exploded." A Miao covered her mouth and made a surprised look.

"It must be because of the hot weather, Aru." Kagura waved his hand and said.

"So it exploded," Fourteen took over.

"How could it be that he stepped on the mine he buried himself?" Yin Shi said, "I don't know where it was buried, but I still walk around, what an idiot."

After speaking, everyone laughed at the same time.

"Ah? Wait a minute," Xin Ba Haw was the first to react, "Is it true that no one remembers where the mines were buried?"

At this time, everyone finally reacted.

"Oops, the grandfather who delivers the newspaper tomorrow will step on it." A Miao said aloud.

"Don't worry! Isn't this the fence?" Jiang Cheng said, patted the fence behind him, jumped up and stood on the fence, and at the same time Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [dididi] under his feet ...

Jiang Cheng hit the street...

"Why, why are there mines on the fence?" Jiang Cheng got up and asked intermittently.

"Didn't you say that you will not let go of every place Aru?" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"Is it all your fault?!" Xinbaha roared, "Wait a minute, except for this area..." Xinbaha said and looked at the whole yard, "It's all buried. Landmines?!"

But at this moment, a man's laughter came from the roof, "Hahahahahaha..."

"That guy, that guy is..." Shinbaha said in disbelief.

At this moment, a man with a bright red loincloth covering his face and wearing only a pair of shorts jumped to the main house. But before he could speak, he heard the sound of [DiDi Di], followed by a loud explosion.

"That... is there also a mine on the roof?" Shin Baha asked with a black line on his face.

"Well, because [every place cannot be spared] Aru." Kagura nodded and said.

"Hey! This way, our house will be bombed first!" Xinba roared.

"A little sacrifice is unavoidable, and don't worry, if the compensation is made, the orangutan will bear it." Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and said.

"Even if you say that..." Xinbaha squeaked, "Ah, now is not the time to say this! How's the underwear thief?! Is anyone going to take a look? There seems to be no sound."

"It's all bombs, how could someone be so stupid to look at it?" Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

"Who's to blame! Who's to blame for all this!" Shinba spit out angrily.

"Don't worry, I just called the police. It is said that the director and deputy director of the Shinsengumi who are patrolling outside will come over to clear the mines." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Hey, the two people you mentioned are here now!" Shin Baha roared again.

"Huh? Really." Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Hey! Is it really good to pretend to be surprised?!"

"Hahaha, this is far from difficult..." The voice of the perverted underwear thief just sounded, but he just took a step forward, and the voice of [DiDiDi] sounded again...

"Hey, I didn't even see it! This is the first time! It's too bad! The whole body is hurt!" Xin Ba Hao said, covering her eyes.

"I won't give up... These alone won't beat me!" Finally, the man stood up again~IndoMTL.com~ The man who was one step at a time was finally only a few steps away Come to the eaves.

"Stop it! If you continue like this, you will...die!" Gintoki shouted.

"The perverts, scoundrels, perverts, paranoia... still waiting for me to go back... their... voices... are... giving me strength..." Said, the underwear thief once again He took a shaky step forward.

【DiDiDi】……

Boom...

"Well, it seems that it's really over..." Shin Baha couldn't help saying.

"Ah, it's really over."

"Sure enough, it's over."

The crowd said with a lot of tongues.

"Then, what should we do?" Shin Baha asked again.

"Yes, what should I do?"

"What are you talking about?"

"It's really nerve-racking, what should I do?"

The crowd said again in a fuss.

"Don't worry, isn't this a gorilla demining machine?" Jiang Cheng pointed to Kondo who was still lying in the pit.

"Really! I didn't expect there would be an orangutan demining machine here. Jiang Chengsang's eyes are so good." A Miao praised.

"Then, please, gorilla!"

…

That night, the entire Edo heard the screams of an orangutan and the constant explosions...

…

Yoshihara.

"That, Yueyue, your **** seem to have been put in the wrong place by me and put them in Jiang Chengsang's room..." As if thinking of something, Ri Lun suddenly said, "I wanted to find Jiang Chengsang. I washed Cheng Sang's dirty clothes together, but I forgot your panties..."

Yueyong: "..."

Harita: "..."