Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 393: :Include character traits when making plans!
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Although he said so, and the expression on his face was exaggerated and angry enough, a smile flashed in Jiang Cheng's eyes, and a cold smile flashed away.
【Are you satisfied? 】 Jiang Cheng looked at the wicked smirk on the faces of the paper and the fourteenth son, and thought to himself: [Follow you and say that you were deliberately angered and led by you by the nose, are you satisfied? Two idiots, completely fell into my trap! Next, it's my share... Let you see...]
"Ah, don't~" Quanzi said with a twist, "Don't leave so early~ They still want to follow producer Jiang Cheng for the rest of their lives~"
"People are too~" Fourteen sons studied the papers in a dignified manner.
"But I really don't want to see you two anymore..." Jiang Cheng held his forehead, his face depressed, "Go back, don't appear in my office again from now on..."
"Don't~ Producer Jiang Cheng hasn't instructed others yet~" Juan Zi put his index finger on his lips and said slyly.
"People also want to be instructed by Jiang Zhen's producers~" Shishizi echoed.
"No, I'm not interested now, completely." Jiang Cheng squatted in the corner, hugged his legs and lowered his head, sinking into the shadows.
Seeing Jiang Cheng's appearance, Juan Zi and Shi Shi Zi looked at each other and raised the corners of their mouths at the same time.
Fourteen: Success! In short, the plot can't go on here!
Gintoki: If that's the case... this guy is doomed!
Fourteen: But I always think it's too simple. This guy shouldn't give up so easily, right?
Silver: Don't worry! In short, the two of us can stay in this room! This guy can't do anything! Just hold on to it!
Fourteen: Yo West! I know!
"That, the guidance I just said..." The paper looked at Jiang Cheng again and said, "I also want to learn from Jiang Cheng's producer~ Pillow business or something, acting or something~ all ...I want to learn it all again~"
"So are others~" Shi Shizi nodded in agreement.
"Hey? Really? Do you really want to learn that much?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice without raising his head.
"Yeah, yes!" Juan Zi and Shi Shi Zi nodded at the same time.
"Come on then," Jiang Cheng raised his head slowly, with a half-smile but not a smile, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and the cold light in his eyes flickered, "Are you ready?"
【That look...! That expression...! ! 】Fourteen sensed something was wrong, 【I haven't given up yet! This man hasn't given up yet! ]
【No...don't panic! 】 Yin Shi glanced at Shi Shi, 【We just need to hold it here, other things don't have to worry about it! Just keep going according to your personality! ]
"That," Jiang Cheng stood up, raised his fists, cleared his throat slightly, and made a serious expression, "First of all, start with your personality, hobbies, etc., let the audience interact with Fans know about you, this is a very, very important thing for idols, it can effectively shorten the distance between you and fans, that is, do you understand them intimately? Also, you should..."
Listening to Jiang Cheng's chatter, Yin Shi glanced at Shi Shi, who was beside him with some doubts: [Hey! Why do you feel so sane all of a sudden? Completely turned into an ordinary producer teaching idols in ordinary, right? ]
【Did you give up? 】Fourteen glanced back, 【Because you can't see the hope of success, you can only give up, it should be like this? ]
"...So, do you understand?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at the two with a serious face, "You must show the kind of drive that will do whatever it takes to become famous, and you must have someone who can throw your life away. Enlightenment, do you understand?"
"Yeah, I understand." The paper and the fourteen-child chicken nodded as if they were pecking at rice.
"That's great, I thought it would take a lot of time to explain it to you guys..." Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then raised an index finger and said with a smile, "Then let's come for a little while. Practice next week's trick show, after all you two have already agreed."
"Tricky show?" Juan Zi and Shi Shi Zi asked in confusion at the same time.
"That's right, it's a variety show that can shorten the distance between you and your fans very well..." Having said that, Jiang Cheng has come to the back of the paper, holding a beer bottle that I don't know where to find it," Ready?"
"Then...that, I want to ask, who is the one in your hand?" The paper asked tentatively in a low voice with sweat on his face.
"Don't worry, it's just a prop," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "It's just a prop in the most common trick show. Next, I'll knock it gently on your head. Come on, be sure to make surprised gestures and expressions! Do you understand?"
"No...that..."
Yin Shi just wanted to refuse, but Jiang Cheng had no hesitation and waved the beer bottle at the back of Yin Shi's head...
"Wow!" Yin Shi screamed, spitting out a mouthful of blood and flying towards the office window like a cannonball...
Clang! The glass was smashed by the roll, and the roll fell directly from the window... A few seconds later, there was the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground and the alarm of the smashed car...
Looking at the intact beer bottle in Jiang Cheng's hand and the refreshing smile on Jiang Cheng's face, Shi Shi's entire face was completely black, his mouth was half-open, and he was unable to respond for a long time...
"It looks like it's far from enough," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed softly, "The paper is still far from good...I need to exercise more in the future, even this simple steel beer bottle is not enough. How can it not be broken?"
【How can a human head smash that kind of thing! ] Shi Shi frantically complained in his heart, [When you collide with that kind of thing, it should be the human head that will be broken! After all, what kind of trick show is it? ! It's too messy! ]
[It's a trick show to send you to hell, scumbags. 】Jiang Cheng raised his head, glanced at Shi Shi without any expression, and then smiled again and said, "Next time it's Shi Shi's turn~ Are you ready?"
"Wait...Wait!" Shi Shi hurriedly raised his hand to stop him.
"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then threw the beer bottle in his hand aside, "You are different from the paper, the paper is a beer bottle trick, you got up to play tricks."
"What is waking up and playing tricks?" Shi Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, at the same time thinking to himself: [Who believes! How could it be just to get up and play tricks! ]
"Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then began to explain to himself, "It's the kind of bridge where the photographer breaks in with a camera while you're sleeping and gets startled. segment."
"Is it...?" Fourteen's face began to sweat continuously.
"Yes, it's just a simple trick," Jiang Cheng's face always had a faint smile on his face, "but the reaction must be exaggerated, even if you are not frightened, you must pretend to be exaggerated. ?"
"I know...I know..."
"Then, please." Jiang Cheng looked at the bed beside him and made a gesture of asking.
【Can't refuse! Because of the problem of human design, I can't refuse! 】 Fourteen walked towards the bed, and thought to himself: [Oops! There is absolutely no way to simply get up and play tricks! This super shakes S…]
Suddenly, Shi Shi inadvertently arrived at Jiang Cheng and picked up a stack of explosives (detonators), and the whole person was not well!
"Then... that, can I ask you a little bit?" Shi Shi stopped, turned his head and asked in a low voice with sweat on his face, "Can you use that kind of thing in your hand?"
"Of course," Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, "but don't worry, it's just a common dynamite in trick shows, it won't kill anyone."
【No no no! No matter how you look at it, it's a real dynamite! 】Fourteen shook his head frantically in his heart, 【It will definitely die! I have to figure something out now! ]
"Don't believe it?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then sighed, picked up an explosive and ignited the lead...
Clap! With a bang, the explosives exploded fireworks all over the place.
"Look, there's no problem at all, it's just props," Jiang Cheng explained.
"Oh... oh." Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief, then came to the bed and lay down.
"Close your eyes." Jiang Cheng reminded.
"Oh... oh" After replying, Shi Shi slowly closed his eyes.
After a full minute, Shishi opened his eyes in a trivial voice, but only at this time did Shi Shi realize that he had been **** by ropes, and the person standing beside the bed was smiling with a black belly Jiang Cheng and Zongwu.
"Well, I'm sorry, because it's a little troublesome for one person, so I invited your agent." Jiang Cheng explained.
"The artists under my command are really troublesome for the producers." Zongwu spread his hands and replied.
"There is no trouble at all." Jiang Cheng slowly shook his head, "This was originally my responsibility, after all, there are many things that newcomers don't understand."
"Woooooo!" Shi Shi wanted to say something, but only then did Shi Shi realize that his mouth had been blocked by explosives!
"Then it's time to start, get up and play tricks..." Jiang Cheng handed the explosive in his hand to Zongwu with a smile, "You must be full of explosives, not even in the chrysanthemum. Leave me alone, the effect of the trick is very important."
"As expected of the company's No. 1 producer," Zongwu praised, "I'm really serious... Then let's start, Fourteen..."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
Boom! ! !
Looking at the black and dying fourteenth~IndoMTL.com~ who was lying on the bed, Zongwu frowned and looked at Jiang Cheng: "Well, I still feel that the reaction is still a little surprising, and the producer should have discovered this problem too. right?"
"Yes, it's really not enough. This kind of reaction is not a qualified artist..." Jiang Cheng hugged his chest with one hand and nodded his chin with the other hand.
"Then, how about a hundred of them together? How about a hundred of them and then a hundred times of exercise?" Zongwu raised an index finger and suggested, "If you train a hundred times, maybe fourteen will find the feeling. That's it."
"It's a really good method~" Jiang Cheng praised, then looked down at Shi Shi, who had just woken up, "Then... let's continue..."
"Woooooooooo!!!"
Boom! boom! boom! ...
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