Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 40: :Life is not like an RPG where you level up slowly!

"Hai? Have you finished watching the Gundam and Transformers series a hundred times?" Jiang Cheng said reluctantly, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

"That kind of perverted mission can't be accomplished!" Harita shouted.

"This is the child of today. As soon as summer arrives, they clamor to go to the beach, like when we were young, there was nothing in summer, no air conditioner, and we could only eat in a hot room with a red and white machine. Look at the comics with popsicles." Jiang Cheng was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the handle in his hand and constantly operating, "If you want to swim, you can go to the swimming pool, you have to go to the beach, the water in the sea is dirtier than the swimming pool. Oh."

"It sounds like you didn't lack anything in the summer when you were young! It's just that there is no air conditioner!" After Qingta complained, she continued, "Mom and Sister Yueyong are ready, you are the only one left. ."

"Sorry, no interest at all."

Yueyong walked in at this time, put down Jiang Cheng with one foot, and dragged Jiang Cheng away at the same time, "Let's go, Qingta, the car is ready, remember to bring lubricating oil."

"Hey! What lube do you bring to the beach! What do you want to teach a child to do?! Just bring a telescope!" Jiang Cheng roared, and then said to the three people who were ready to go, "Trust me! The three of you will definitely not have the idea of ​​going to the beach again after watching "" and "Unheard Flower Name"! Absolutely believe me!"

"You're the one! What do you want Qingta to see with the binoculars?!" Yueyong replied, "Hurry up and get ready to go!"

But Jiang Cheng didn't seem to hear, so he secretly got up and wanted to go back to his room, but Yueyong didn't give Jiang Cheng a chance...

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On a luxury stretch black sedan.

"Yeah, this is the first time I went to the beach after I entered Yoshihara." Hirin said with a smile, and then made a look of feeling, "The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshihara. It's not that Qingta is too old."

"I've become an old woman now, and the powder on my face can't cover my wrinkles..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish mumbling, he was hit again, and a kunai was pinned on Jiang Cheng's head with precision , "Hey! Can you please stop using kunai to stab me all the time! Do you know how many kunai you will waste in a month! You can buy a lot of games with the money to make new kunai!"

"You **** otaku! You only know how to play games in your room every day! Are you qualified to say such a thing!" Yueyong countered, "Also, half of Fengxian's treasure trove was given away by you. Go out! Take your own initiative and send it out!"

"Is it my fault? Is it all my fault? Did that guy blame me for taking it away from me?" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Besides, I saw someone who didn't get along well at the class reunion. Old classmates, isn't it normal to want to help out unconsciously?"

Hearing this, Yueyong couldn't help but hummed and continued: "Takasugi Jinsuke, the most dangerous and radical anti-foreign fighter, who can be called an old classmate who didn't get along well?!"

"Haha," Jiang Cheng snorted and scratched the back of his head and continued, "Actually, I didn't know that Gao Zai had done such a dangerous thing, I thought it was just because he didn't get along well in a certain company. ."

"And Katsura Kotaro, who is known as the frantic noble son, I'm really curious about what happened when you got together before." Yueyong muttered disdainfully.

"The author didn't write..." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

"So..."

"Speaking of which, Yin Sang is also Jiang Cheng's former friend," Harita said aloud when she saw that the atmosphere was a little stiff.

"That's right," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but when he was about to say something, he found that the car had stopped, "What happened? Why did it stop? Did it arrive?" Jiang Cheng shouted towards the cab .

"I'm really sorry, my lord," the driver replied. "There seems to be a car accident ahead, so you need to wait a bit."

After listening, Jiang Cheng rolled down the car window and looked not far ahead, where he saw a few familiar people...

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"This car is really bad," Yin Shi muttered disdainfully as he looked at the scrapped car in front of him, "At least stop a car like that next time." Yin Shi said and pointed to the rear. A stretched-out limousine.

"That is to say, you can't put a cassette, really soulless Aru." Kagura replied, pointing to the limousine behind him and saying, "If that kind of car can put a cassette, Aru will definitely be able to put it on. Yo."

"Kagura-chan, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn't have the function of a cassette player." Shin Baha couldn't help reminding.

"That's impossible. Even if the three of you were killed, it might just be the driver who got down and threw a few coins and raised it." A Miao said with a smile.

"Hey! Is your brother's life worth a few coins?! Am I your real brother?!" Xin Ba Haw was not happy when he heard it, and immediately retorted.

"Soda, at least give Zhang Qianyuan banknotes!" Hasegawa said at the same time.

"Are you satisfied with a thousand yuan?! How worthless is your life!" Xin Baha roared.

"Hey! Is my life worth a few coins?! Stop joking! I... ah?" Yin Shi retorted at the same time, looking at the car at the same time, it didn't matter, he saw A familiar head sticks out of the car window...

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"Yo, are you hiking with your family? It's not your fault." Jiang Cheng extended his head to greet him skillfully.

"Hey, you bastard, open the door quickly!" Yin Shi pulled the door hard, but the door didn't move, because Jiang Cheng was pulling the door hard inside.

"Hey, when did you guys get in the car!" Yin Shi looked at A Miao, Xin Ba Ha and Kagura who had entered the car at an unknown time, and the whole person was not well.

"I'm sorry, this car only carries ladies and minors, you don't meet the requirements, goodbye, Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng nodded and said, but before he could finish, Yueyong kicked him from the window down.

Jiang Cheng, who landed face first, watched the starting car slowly leave with a dazed expression...

"Hey! Why did you leave me too!" Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

"Ah, didn't you mean that you only carry minors and ladies?" Yueyong replied earnestly, and rolled up the window at the same time, "Master, hurry up."

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"Why!" The hot sun made Jiang Cheng feel bad, "Why should I walk with you!"

"Suddenly my mind is more balanced."

"Balance your uncle! How far does this situation take to get to the beach!"

"Brother, are you going to the beach too?" Hasegawa said.

"Ah, Qingta said she wanted to go to the beach, and then she was tied up." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two and one dog.

"Didn't you read the newspaper?" Hasegawa said, and took out the sweat-soaked newspaper from his arms, "Here, it is said that a huge monster appeared by the sea, so there are no guests. "

Jiang Cheng was instantly stunned, "Then... that means there is no Miss Bikini anymore? Then what's the point of my coming to the beach?! It doesn't make any sense at all!" Jiang Cheng locked Yin Shi's neck and shook it. Say.

"Hey, I'm almost strangled by you!"

"Never mind, I'm going to take a taxi back!" Jiang Cheng stopped a car as he spoke, but at this time Jiang Cheng realized that the wallet in his pocket was missing. Jiang Cheng didn't seem to bring his wallet when he remembered it. ...

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"So, you came to the beach to defeat monsters?" Qing Tai asked excitedly, "It's amazing! It's like an RPGgame!"

"Well, it's not what you think at all, it's just that someone offered a huge bounty for that monster, so in order to supplement the family..." Speaking of this, Xin Ba Ha was a little embarrassed.

"Seaside! Monsters! Braves! Wow~!"

"It seems that Harutai-kun has become a little obsessed with RPGgames since the last time..." Shinbaha smiled awkwardly and said.

"No, that's not the reason." Yueyong reminded.

"Ah? What's the reason?" Shin Baha asked curiously.

"It's all Jiang Cheng's fault. He tells me that RPGgame is not good all day long, forcing me to play FPSgame, and saying that life doesn't have time for you to slowly level up, something like this..." Ching Tai complained.

"Jiang Chengsang's character...is really elusive..." Xin Baha said with a wry smile~IndoMTL.com~ But that's right, real life really doesn't have time for you to level up slowly. This kind of reality is always in succession, and Jiang Chengsang may want you to understand this. "

"Yeah, the beach is here." A Miao looked out the window in surprise.

"Hey, is it so fast?" Xin Baha couldn't believe it, looking at the sea outside the window a little bit hard.

Kagura on the side was looking out of the window with great interest. The degree of excitement was similar to that of Harita.

After everyone got to the beach, they got off the bus one after another. The last one to get off was the sun wheel pushed by Yueyong.

"Well, go pick up that idiot." Yueyong turned to the driver and said.

Hearing this sentence, Sun Wheel couldn't help but smile.

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"Hey, how did you two stop the car?" Jiang Cheng couldn't stand the heat any longer, and his whole body was about to get sick.

Gintoki and Hasegawa were already lying on the ground and didn't want to move any further.

"First...raise your hands and hold your head, then...inhale into your belly...bend forward to highlight your cleavage..." Yin Shi said weakly, lying on the ground.

The more Jiang Cheng listened, the more wrong it became, until he heard the last sentence, "I have so much cleavage!"

"Finally...to the approaching car..." Yin Shi said the last sentence slowly.

"This is the highway! It will kill people!" Jiang Cheng roared.

But just after shouting, Jiang Cheng felt that a car had stopped behind him. Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw the familiar car.

Then he quietly opened the car door and sat up.

As the car started, Yinshi was still lying on his stomach and didn't notice...