Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 403: :Be the one who can eat tonkatsu anytime!
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One day, the House of Masters.
"Gin-sang! Kagura-chan! Listen to me!" Shinhachi said angrily and pushed open the door of the Master's House: "When I was walking on the road just now, the high school girl looked at me and smiled. Oh! Is my face funny? Is it weird? Is there anything stuck on it? Don't you think it's rude to laugh at people?!"
Speaking, Xin Ba Ha has also pushed open the door separating the entrance from the living room and came to the living room of the Master House. However, at this time, Xin Baha found out that Gintoki and Kagura were all absent. In the entire living room, only Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and the one on the floor were **** with ropes, with a towel in his mouth, dressed in Strange like the cat-like robot in other works of cos.
"Jiang...Jiang Chengsang?" Xinbaha said in surprise, "Why...why are you here? Where are Gin-sang and Kagura-chan? Also, who is that guy on the ground?"
"I don't know," Jiang Cheng shook his head and said casually, "I was only five minutes earlier than you. As for this uncle playing on the ground, he is a thief."
"The thief?!"
"Ah, yes," Jiang Cheng nodded and then explained, "I heard a strange noise in the drawer when I first arrived, and I found it out. Maybe I heard my footsteps so I hid it. in the drawer."
"I didn't expect that one day, there would be thieves visiting the Master's House. You must know that this room is completely empty." Xin Ba Hao sighed slightly, "But then again, did Jiang Chengsang call the police?"
"Not yet, I'm still interrogating what this guy stole," Jiang Cheng shook his head, then glanced at the uncle who was struggling desperately because of the arrival of Xin Baji, "But as you can see , doesn't say anything, doesn't even admit that he is a thief. Really, I have never seen such a cheeky thief."
"Who... Who is the thief?!" The uncle with a blue nose and a swollen face finally spat out the towel in his mouth, and cursed with his blue veins and white eyes, "Can't you just look at the atmosphere?! Will the thief get out of the drawer? !”
"You bastard, how dare you to be so arrogant when you steal something!" Jiang Cheng was so angry that he stood up instantly and came to the uncle. He raised his foot and started kicking, while kicking and scolding: "Stop giving I'm pretending to be confused! Perverted thief! Definitely here to steal Kagura-chan's panties?! Believe it or not, I'll send you to hell! Asshole!"
"Don't...don't fight...please...please!" The uncle quickly begged for mercy.
"Are you going to admit it? You perverted tights and underwear thief." Jiang Cheng stopped and said with a look of contempt.
"It's not that kind of thing at all! Why do you think I'm an underwear thief! I've said so many times that I'm a robot from the future!" The uncle retorted loudly.
"Xin Baha, call the police. Don't be stubborn now, this kind of guy will definitely tell everything when he arrives at the detention center." Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baha and said with a serious face.
"Little brother! You should understand, right? The one who came out of the drawer was dressed as a big... robot like me," the uncle hurriedly cast a helper look at Xin Baji, "That's right! I'm here to help you little brother. I just came from the future! Trust me!"
"You obviously wanted to talk about Uncle just now, didn't you? You definitely wanted to talk about Uncle, right?" Xin Ba Haw complained expressionlessly.
"It's a robot!"
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In short, although he was still suspicious, in the face of the uncle's hard pleading, Xin Ba Hao softened his heart and released him.
"Really, listen to me next time." The uncle complained angrily while rubbing his swollen cheeks.
"Don't be proud of me, bastard," Jiang Cheng curled his lips with a disdainful expression on Erlang's legs. "Next time, I will definitely send you to hell, you perverted underwear thief!"
"It's not an underwear thief!"
"You admit it?! You admit that you are not an underwear thief but an ordinary thief?! You perverted thief!" Jiang Cheng shouted.
"Well, calm down, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Ba Hao, who was beside him, quickly persuaded: "Anyway, the thief or anything else, I just checked, and the Master House didn't lose anything. , I'll spare him this time."
"Xin Ba Ha, you can't be too kind to this disgusting perverted thief." Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said bitterly, "Otherwise this kind of guy will be more aggressive next time."
"Really?!"
"Well, absolutely." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, "Many people feel that a small mistake is no big deal just because they were easily forgiven when they made a mistake for the first time. , and ended up becoming a great villain. This kind of development is almost everywhere on TV, New Bachi-kun."
"Indeed..." Shin Baha folded his hands and nodded in agreement.
"You two are so rude!" The uncle shouted in dissatisfaction, then pointed to Xin Baji and continued: "It's said that it's a robot that came to help this little brother from the future!"
"There is still delusional disorder, this kind of guy is completely helpless, Xin Baji-jun." Jiang Cheng leaned into Xin Baji's ear with a serious face and whispered, "The best way to deal with it now is Just send him to the police station or the hospital."
"Jiang Chengsang, can you not be so pretentious..."
"Anyway, let's make a cup of tea first, little brother," the uncle glanced sideways at Xin Bazhu, and instructed impatiently.
"Huh?" Xin Ba Hao was stunned.
"I said make a cup of tea, don't you have anything to entertain guests? This house."
"I've never made tea for a thief..." Xin Baha spit out speechlessly.
"Hey—!! How many times have I said that?! I'm not a thief!"
"This is what thieves usually say," Jiang Cheng nodded, folded his hands and closed his eyes and analyzed seriously: "But when I get to the police station, I will be honest."
"The props in the future don't have your share!" The uncle hugged his hands and turned his face away and snorted, "Even if I am an acquaintance of this spectacled brother, I will not use the useful ones when you need help. The props came out! This is punishment!"
"Moses Moses, police station?" Jiang Cheng took out his cell phone expressionlessly and put it to his ear.
"Wait! Please wait!" COSA Mengsang hurriedly stopped: "Please! Don't call the police! I'll still give you the props! Please!"
(The uncle of COA Doraemon, here is abbreviated as COSA Mengsang)
"Forget it, Jiang Chengsang, don't target him," Xinba sighed, then looked at COSA Mengsang and said, "Anyway, I'll make the tea, and hurry up after drinking it. Oh, then stop being a thief."
"Little brother! Don't you want props too?!" COSA Mengsang roared with white eyes.
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Xin Ba Haw was sitting beside Jiang Cheng, and the two of them also silently looked at the cosa Mengsang who was drinking tea from a cup on the sofa opposite.
"Speaking of which, what did you say when you first entered the door?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his face to the side of Xin Ba Ha, "A high school girl or something."
"Ah, they just made fun of them." Shin Baha explained.
"So it is, so it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, then patted Xin Baji's shoulder with a serious face, and continued with a solemn face: "Xin Baji, pay attention to rest recently, it is not difficult to do before going to bed. Don't think about superfluous things. There should be help, don't worry."
"Hey, what you say is really hurtful, don't I even have the qualifications to be teased?" Xin Baha squinted Doudou's eyes and complained unhappily.
"I will tell your sister and Yin Shi, and I will let you rest in the near future." Jiang Cheng continued, "We will not give up on you."
"Hey—!!" Shinbaha shouted loudly, bursting with blue veins, "and maybe it's just a good laugh! The feeling of "eye contact, ah~ so handsome~" may be! "
"It's hopeless." Jiang Cheng sighed with a look of sigh.
"Indeed, there is no help." COSA Mengsang shook his head and sighed in agreement.
"You two did it on purpose, right? It's definitely on purpose!" Xinba shouted loudly, and then pointed to COSA Mengsang who was sitting across from him, "Not only Jiang Chengsang, but also you. Is the thief coming to hit me too?!"
"Are you an idiot?" COSA Mengsang curled the corners of his lips in disdain, "How could such a thing happen, you have to keep your eyes open and look in front of yourself, little brother. In which world will you see it? A high school girl with a kind smile like this, little brother? This is delusional! Disgusting! Annoying! Glasses!"
"Why do you even deny glasses..." Xin Baha narrowed his eyes slightly and complained speechlessly.
"Xin Ba Ha, didn't your teacher teach you?" Jiang Cheng nodded and casually agreed, "It's the best to be someone who can eat pork chops at any time."
(From Delicious しんぼ: Delicious Challenge Volume 11, the original meaning is to let students be moderate people, neither too noble nor too poor~IndoMTL.com~ Become a person who can just "affordable" "Fried Tonkatsu", that is, "the whole people run for a well-off life". The meaning here is to hope that the new Ba Haw can recognize the reality and be down-to-earth.)
"I don't know what you're talking about, Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baha pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly, "Although it does sound like a famous saying, I don't understand it at all."
"Indeed, at least to that level," COSA Mengsang nodded with his hands in his arms, "that level can better see the reality. But for me, it's not very accurate, for tonkatsu In other words, I prefer something else."
"Indeed, fried pork chops are a little unhealthy for someone like me who is about to turn 30." Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement, "It's still more suitable for the new Bachi."
"Why did the topic go there? Say, what have you two been talking about since just now? About food preferences?" Towards COSA Mengsang, who was sitting with Erlang's legs crossed, "By the way, who are you? If you are a thief, you should leave after drinking tea, right? Why is that attitude? Why do you feel like this is your home? "
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