Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 412: :Pretending to be happy without knowing something is just…
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One morning, Dengshi Tavern.
"Come on."
After shouting at random, Jiang Cheng pushed open the door of Dengshi Tavern and stepped in. Behind Jiang Cheng was Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick with a cold expression.
"What a hassle..."
Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, then drooped his eyelids and looked at Granny Denshi at the counter and the trio of Masters House sitting in front of the counter.
"What's the trouble? Hurry up, I'll go back to sleep after pretending to hear it."
"From the very beginning, I thought it was troublesome, boy," Granny Dengshi complained with contempt, and then showed a face of teasing, sighing: "What a ruthless man~ Xiaoyu look. Men's eyes are really bad~"
"Goodbye." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the door.
"Listen to me! You heartless man!" Granny Denshi shouted, "Why do you just leave like nothing happened? At least ask your questions first. !”
Jiang Cheng stopped and sighed before turning his head again, and said impatiently, "Baba, it's almost enough, I always say that if you don't have any nutrition, you will get osteoporosis. , I'm referring to your head (implied brain-damaged)."
"That's it," Kagura held up his hands and slightly dignified his face, and analyzed with a serious expression: "The reason why it is easy to get osteoporosis at an old age is that Aru, but if it is really like this If..."
Speaking, Kagura looked at Gintoki with a worried expression, "When Gin-chan gets older, your head will turn into a naturally curly head with no energy!"
"Kagura-chan," Shinhachi pushed his glasses and reminded with a blank face, "Gin-sang's head is already a natural volume with no energy, because he said too many words that were not nutritious. It has become a natural roll."
"Hey, do you want to die?" Yin Shi narrowed his eyes, measured his face and looked at Xin Ba Ha, and then retorted: "My natural roll has nothing to do with the natural roll that became due to osteoporosis. No, I take calcium well every day!"
Speaking, Yinshi took out a box of strawberry milk from his arms and put it in front of Mrs. Denshi, and continued: "Use it as rent, if you take a good calcium supplement, you won't get bone so early. By loose, I mean your head."
After listening, several blue veins burst on the face of Dengshi Granny's face, and she scolded with white eyes: "You are the only ones in the world who have osteoporosis in the head! And it's just an empty box after drinking! Asshole!!"
"Look, there's nothing at all," Jiang Cheng turned to Yueyong, spread his hands and said lazily, "Let's go back."
"It's a very tricky thing," Granny Dengshi glanced at Jiang Cheng who was standing at the door, lit a cigarette and took a sip, then said lightly, "It's about the little..."
Without waiting for Deng Shi to finish speaking, Jiang Cheng jumped over Yue Yong and rushed out of the door in an instant.
"Wait." Yue Yong quickly reached out and grabbed Jiang Cheng's back collar.
"Hey! Stop joking!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and whispered a little frantically, "You should have heard it too, right? It must be a troublesome thing if you say it is very difficult! Go back obediently at this time. Just pretend you don’t know! If you pretend you don’t know, you will be happy! Just like a wife who finds out her husband is cheating, as long as you pretend you don’t know, the couple will still be in love as usual!”
"No, I just wanted to say, it's better to pull out the kunai on your head as soon as possible." Yueyong pointed at the back of Jiang Cheng's head and reminded, "But if you feel happier pretending not to know, you can also Choose to pretend not to know."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head expressionlessly, and after he touched a metal object, he pulled it out and looked at it in his hand.
"When did this stick to it..." After a long silence, Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly, and then with the sound of [哧——] snorting blood, Jiang Cheng's eyes Turned over and fell directly on his back.
However, the angle of the fall is a bit coincidental, Jiang Cheng's head buried directly into Yueyong's chest.
The surrounding air froze instantly...
Yue Yong felt a strange feeling in her chest, her face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.
"You...what are you doing?!" While shouting, Yueyong directly picked up Jiang Chengcheng who was still in a coma.
Boom! ! !
Xin Ba Haw, whose face was full of black lines, looked at Jiang Cheng, whose head was still twitching from time to time by the body on the wooden floor.
"Miss Yueyong, although I say this is a bit redundant, it is obvious that Jiang Chengsang didn't mean it just now. He will die. He has already spit out so much blood, and now Jiang Chengsang will definitely die. Oh."
"It seems that the wife who finds out that her husband is cheating doesn't intend to do anything and doesn't know." Granny Denshi let out a small breath of cigarette, chuckled and said.
"Please stop," Shin Baha said with a blank expression, "please stop saying this kind of words that will make readers misunderstand."
"Hey, are you alright Aru?" Kagura came to Jiang Cheng's side, squatted down and stretched out his hand and poked Jiang Cheng, then turned to look at Yin Shi and continued, "No problem at all. , still alive."
"That's not the problem!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained.
"That's right," Kagura suddenly thought of something, and then reached into Jiang Cheng's arms and began to grope. After about three seconds, Kagura's expression brightened, "I found Aru!"
After saying that, Kagura took out Jiang Cheng's wallet, and without any hesitation, took out the few tens of thousands of yuan left in it, without even letting go of the change.
But before Kagura could put the money into his pocket, Yin Shi, who was beside him, came over and grabbed the money from Kagura's hand. After counting, he found two thousand yuan and handed it to him. Kagura.
"Two thousand yen is enough!" After putting the remaining money into his wallet, Gintoki said with a serious face, "In Edo, minors are not allowed to carry more than two thousand yen! Let me take care of the rest!"
"Stop joking! I've never heard of such a rule Aru!" With that, Kagura pounced on Gintoki.
Ignoring Kagura and Ginshi who were making trouble, Yueyong silently dragged Jiang Cheng, who was still in a coma, out of the floor, and then dragged Jiang Cheng's legs to the counter step by step.
"What's the matter?" Yueyong stopped, looked sideways at Granny Dengshi, who was still smoking, and asked indifferently.
"It's really a generous [wife]~" Granny Dengshi chuckled, and then showed a serious face, "Then... let me tell you."
"Don't be silly, I just want to finish it quickly and go back." Yue Yong said lightly.
"Whatever you want, the truth is..."
……
When Jiang Cheng woke up from the coma, he realized that there were only himself, Yueyong and mother-in-law in the entire Dengshi Tavern.
"What about Kagura-chan and Gintoki?" Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and sat on the seat in front of the counter, looking at Yue Yong who was beside him, and asked suspiciously.
"Let's go to the barbecue." Yueyong replied lightly.
"Barbecue, right?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong suspiciously, then waved his hand with disapproval on his face and said, "Impossible, yesterday Kagura complained to me that he had received a commission for several months. ."
"It's your money..."
After listening, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face instantly solidified, and then he hurriedly rummaged through his body to find his wallet.
When he saw that there was only a small ten yuan coin left in his wallet, Jiang Cheng knelt directly on the floor, beating the floor and shouting in pain, "That...that is what I'm going to buy a new one. Game money! That bastard!!"
"That kind of thing doesn't matter, let's talk about the serious things first." Deng Shi folded his hands and slightly dignified his face, "The specific situation has been told to Miss Yueyong."
"Looks like this, it looks like a really tricky situation..." Jiang Cheng stood up and crossed his chest with one hand, and squeezed his chin lightly with the other hand, his expression became slightly dignified.
"Did you skip something? I haven't told you anything yet..." Deng Shi complained a little speechlessly.
"No, I can see it from the expressions of the two of you." Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then sighed and started walking towards the door slowly.
But at the door, Jiang Cheng didn't forget to stop and turn his head to give Yueyong a thumbs up and wink his eyes to leave a sentence: "Come on!"
"Come on, you are big! Do you still want to slip in the end?!" Granny Denshi roared with white eyes, pulling her neck.
At the same time, with the sound of shuffling, several kunai shot straight towards Jiang Cheng's forehead.
……
"So what exactly is it?" Jiang Cheng, who sat down again, said impatiently while pulling the kunai from his forehead.
"It's Xiaoyu, she..." Granny Denshi took a puff of cigarette, and then continued, "She looks a little weird recently."
"Strange? That kind of weird?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "Is it the time of puberty? But it's useless for you to tell me this kind of thing, right? It's probably Okasan to talk to your puberty daughter. responsibility.”
"It's not that kind of thing!" Granny Denshi cursed with white eyes, "Can you listen to people?! I mean her face has become very strange!"
"Your face has become very strange?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said disapprovingly, "No, I think you may not understand what the word "strange" means, please take a look at yourself in the mirror after getting up every day face, you will see the strangest sight in the world, and it is not an exaggeration to call it the ninth wonder of the world.”
(PS: In fact, only the seven wonders of the world are recognized internationally. The Terracotta Warriors are one of the eight wonders of the world that we think can be called. But in my personal opinion, calling it one of the eight wonders of the world is completely Qualified.)
Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, grandma Dengshi poured a glass of wine on his head.
"Your idiot's head is enough to be called the only miracle in the world." Granny Toshi said with a look of contempt, "In short, Xiaoyu's face has become like a fighting game a long time ago, with edges and corners. …”
"Sorry, I've never liked fighting games." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and replied, "I didn't like it since I was a child."
"No one asked if you liked it!"
"That should be called Polygon..." Yue Yong said indifferently.
"Hey?! Why would you know?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "Have you ever played a fighting game?!"
"Ah, I sometimes play games with Harita recently." Yue Yong nodded lightly.
"That stinky bastard!" Jiang Cheng whispered, gritted his teeth, "Didn't I tell him that I can only play FPS games? When I go back, I will throw away all the games he has hidden! Play that You can't make a great adult with something!"
"You can't be called an outstanding adult at all." Yueyong ruthlessly complained.
"That's right, it's become like a polygonal face with angular faces," Granny Denshi nodded and continued, "The child must be overworked and overworked. , So, can you help me to see if something is wrong with you, you arrogant man?"
"Is it better for a doctor to check if your head is out of order before that?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied in disapproval, then took out his phone from his arms and pressed it without any hesitation. the number of the emergency center.
"Mosimoshi, Kabukicho Toshi Tavern, ah, it's very serious, according to my observation, it has been the most serious type of Alzheimer's disease, hey hey, not only hallucinations but also always talking nonsense to the face It's got scary heavy makeup on it... wow!"
Without waiting for Jiang Cheng to finish speaking, Deng Shi threw a punch at Jiang Cheng with white eyes and bursting blue veins, smashing Jiang Cheng into the air.
"You bastard! Can you listen to me!"
"Sorry, the doctor said that in this situation, it's fine to just wait for death at home," Jiang Cheng struggled to get up, covered his nose with a look of disgust, and continued, "Is there anything I like to eat? Just eat more, the doctor said time is running out..."
"Why do I say I'm going to die!"
"Because the doctor said that when Alzheimer's hallucinations occur, it is not far from ascending to the sky." Jiang Cheng explained, "If you always wear heavy makeup, you will only be able to live for about three days. Now ~IndoMTL.com~ said, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, who was on the side, "Yueyue, go back, just come back three days later with the funeral expenses. "
"I'll kill you! Brat!" Granny Denshi roared with spittle and white eyes.
At this moment, the door of the tavern was suddenly opened, and Xiaoyu's voice sounded at the door.
"I'm back."
"You're back, it's hard to run errands..." Granny Dengshi replied subconsciously, and looked at the door at the same time, but the cigarette in her mouth fell instantly after seeing Xiaoyu.
At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong also half-opened their mouths, their heads full of black lines, their eyes twitched, and they looked at the image that appeared at the door and turned into a pixel image in the game for some reason. The 【Xiaoyu】.
【Ah, Lord Jiang Cheng, good morning. ]
Looking at the black dialog box that appeared in front of Xiaoyu, Jiang Cheng twitched his eyes and complained: "Don't say it's a polygon, it's already a pixel map..."
[Xiaoyu completed the errand task, gained 230 experience points, and lost 300 gold. ]
"Speaking of which, why did it become FC style..." Jiang Cheng complained with black lines all over his head.
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