Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 42: :I really can’t think of a title so that’s it!

"Qingta, Qingta, don't worry!"

Shin Baha has brought Harita to shore, but Harita's condition is not very good.

"No...it's okay..." Harita stood up and replied dizzily.

"Then, let's do it again," Jiang Cheng said, and lifted Qingta up again, "I estimate that after another 100 times, you can learn to swim. Come on, Qingta!"

"Hey! Enough! At least add a swimming ring to Qing Tai-kun!"

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"Sure enough, it's a kid." Jiang Cheng sighed and muttered disdainfully as he looked at Qingta and Yinshi who were swimming with a swimming ring in the sea, "How could that kind of thing be possible for people to learn to swim? No way. In the future, I will become a man with natural curly silver hair."

"Jiang Chengsang, that alien monster is no longer in this sea, right?" Xin Baha yawned aside.

"Exactly, I hate eating seafood the most..." Jiang Cheng replied while lying under his umbrella.

"No, it won't," Hasegawa walked over at this time, "that guy must be in this sea, I can feel it! ... Alien monsters are waiting to confront us, waiting for the decisive battle between men !... The excitement when there is no way out! And the feelings of men!... The alien monsters must be waiting for the arrival of the tense battle, hiding their entities and not showing their faces! Can you understand this feeling?"

After speaking, Hasegawa finally raised his head, but when he looked at it, he saw Shinbaha jumped into the sea at some point. Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, had already fallen asleep. Next to him are Kagura and A Miao who are holding umbrellas.

"Miss, can you understand my mood?"

"Well, I can." A Miao replied, and took out a lunch box again and opened it and handed it to Hasegawa, "If you don't mind, would you like one? It was made this morning, egg roast." /

Looking at the indescribable object exuding a dark atmosphere in the lunch box, Hasegawa swallowed, "Uh...that..."

"If you are hungry, you can't fight." A Miao replied.

Hasegawa looked at Amyeon's clear eyes, and could only pick up a piece and put it in his mouth, but after chewing a few mouthfuls, Hasegawa's face, no, it should be said that the complexion turned green, green and green. The grey kind...

"Would you like another one if you don't dislike it?" A Miao handed over her lunch box again.

"Uh, no, I'm already full..." Hasegawa hurriedly refused, pretending to be full, and looking at Kagura, "Little girl, can you understand... My mood..."

"It's great, everyone can swim." Kagura said, looking at Harita and Shinhachi who were playing in the sea, and Gintoki lying on the swimming ring.

"That's right, little girl, you're afraid of the sun, so you can't take a bath in the sea," Hasegawa finally understood and looked into the sea, "But, it's actually safer not to go into the water, maybe there are alien monsters It will pop out in a while, it doesn't matter if that group of people..."

"It doesn't matter, these people who don't listen to people will die..."

Hasegawa had just finished speaking when he saw Kagura beside him walking over with a spherical stone more than an adult's height in diameter.

"It's great, everyone can swim..." Kagura raised the stone and looked at the sea.

"Little girl? What are you planning to do?" Hasegawa said quickly, "And where did you find such a big thing?"

"Looking at other people's happiness, it's better to destroy them all." Kagura said solemnly.

"Everyone, run, there's a crazy girl here! This kid is absolutely crazy!" Hasegawa just finished shouting when he saw a shark fin-like thing appearing behind the uncle who was being used as bait, and it was getting more and more close.

"Hey, everyone, run! We're attacking from both sides!" Hasegawa hurriedly shouted.

However, the distance was a bit far, and the people playing in the sea could not hear at all, "Little girl, you wait!" Hasegawa shouted to Kagura beside him.

"Oh." Kagura said and put the big stone down, but what he didn't notice was that it hit Jiang Cheng next to him.

"Hey! Little brother! Little brother, are you alright!" Hasegawa looked at Jiang Cheng, who had already vomited blood, and asked quickly.

"Well...it's not a big problem," Jiang Cheng said while holding up a big rock and stood up, "Kagura-chan, beach volleyball is not like this."

Jiang Cheng held the stone in one hand and wiped the blood from his mouth with the other.

"See clearly! This is how real beach volleyball is supposed to be played!" Jiang Cheng threw the big boulder out, the direction was exactly where Yin Shi was, and Jiang Cheng was still shouting after he threw it out, " Silver Time ~ Pick up the volleyball~"

Yin Shi finally woke up and looked at the stone that was getting closer and closer to him and didn't know what to say. At the same time, Yin Shi also heard the scream of the fried noodle boss behind him. At this moment, Yin Shi felt When I turned around, I finally found a huge alien monster that looked like a shark, but it was much bigger...

"It's really a double attack!" Gintoki murmured. At the same time, the stones fell into the sea, and after the huge splash, the sea calmed down again.

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"It's all your fault! Little brother!" Hasegawa, who was on the side, saw the current situation and his whole person was not well.

"Yeah, I can't think of alien monsters." Jiang Cheng was surprised, but he still waved his hand, "Don't worry, I will hold a funeral for them at the same time."

"Is this the time to say this?!" Yue Yong rushed over, dragged Jiang Chengcheng and threw Jiang Cheng into the sea.

Seeing this scene, A Miao thought for a while and threw Hasegawa into the sea at the same time.

"Hey! Why!..." shouted Hasegawa in the sky, "Why even me..."

"Only you two men are left! Men have to take responsibility at this time!" Yueyong shouted from the shore.

"That's right." A Miao echoed.

"Pfft..." Jiang Cheng raised his head from the sea and spit out a mouthful of seawater, "The smell of salty and fishy...it's really annoying..." Jiang Cheng retched a few times as he spoke.

At the same time, Hasegawa also raised his head on the side of the sea, "It seems that this is not the time to say this! Look behind us! Behind us!" Hasegawa shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai slowly turned his head and saw the alien monster grinning at him...

"You... hello." Jiang Cheng smiled reluctantly, then turned around and swam frantically toward the shore.

"Hey! Little brother! Wait for me!" Hasegawa shouted from behind, "Aren't you here to save people?!"

"I will cry for ten more minutes at the funeral, let them rest assured!" Jiang Cheng shouted without turning his head, "And I really hate the smell of the sea!"

"Go back for me, Soul Dan!" Yue Yong shouted and jumped down, hitting Jiang Cheng's head with his kick.

"What are you doing!" Jiang Cheng roared, covering the wound on his head.

The two then pinched again in the sea, but just as they were on top of each other, a huge shadow appeared on Jiang Cheng's head.

Jiang Cheng and Yueyong turned their heads at the same time, and saw eyes bigger than a human head staring at them...

"You... hello..." Jiang Cheng said and turned to swim to the shore again.

"Hey! Leave the woman and run away! Are you still a man?!" Yue Yong chased after him~IndoMTL.com~ and shouted.

"Hey, you two don't have to run..." Hasegawa's voice sounded from behind.

"Hey, there seems to be a voice." Yue Yong said,

"Don't look back! Going back will definitely be eaten! Do you know the story of the ghost? It must be like this now!" Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

"You two, it's really okay!" Hasegawa's voice sounded again.

"Would you like to take a look back?" Yue Yong suggested.

"Don't look at it! It's just the sound of death! It's on the same level as the mermaid's singing!" Jiang Cheng replied, and at the same time shouted without looking back, "madao! Don't worry, I will give it to me. You have a grand funeral!"

"Can you listen to people! How big is your brain?" Yin Shi's voice sounded.

"Even Yinshi..." Jiang Cheng wiped the corners of his eyes a little unbearably, and at the same time shouted without turning his head, "Yinshi! Your funeral item is one year's strawberry milk, don't worry! "

But that's the end of it. The next moment, Xin Ba Ha was thrown over by Yin Shi, just right on Jiang Cheng's head.

At this time, Yueyong turned around and found that everyone was lying on the back of the alien monster without incident...

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Jiang Cheng sat on the beach and looked at the people who were enjoying themselves playing with alien monsters in the distance. He pouted and lay down again.

"Although he looks like that, but that guy is not bad." Hasegawa said aside, "That guy must just want to play with us... I understand, because the guys who live in the sea are not bad. Because The sea can wash away all evil..."

But Jiang Cheng has already fallen asleep...