Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 422: :Life is not like an RPG game. There are strategies for reference!
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At this time, Jiang Cheng and the others were slowly walking towards the Demon King City, without concealing their whereabouts at all, so they swaggered towards the Demon King City.
"The crowd passed a bridge over an unknown river along the way to the village of Leibe, and through the secret road in the forest east of Leibe village, they came to Najimita on the island west of Aryan."
"After talking to the old man on the top floor of Najimita, everyone got the thief key. After that, everyone returned to Leibe Village and used the thief key to open the wooden door of the hut in the upper right corner of the village. After talking to the old man in the hut, they got the thief key. Magic ball."
"Going eastward from Leibe Village, everyone came to a small lake. There is a cave called "Yuyu Cave". Entering the cave, everyone found that the way forward was blocked by stone slabs, and there was no way Continue to move forward. At this time, the brave man stood in front of the slate and used the magic ball. The magic ball exploded violently and blew the slate apart, so everyone could move on again."
"Going to the deepest part of the cave, everyone saw a portal. After entering the portal, the hero and his party instantly teleported into the distance. From the other end of the portal, everyone came to the city of Romania. Going further north from the city of Mary, the brave and his party came to the village of Kasab.”
"Going northwest from Kasab Village is Noani Village. The brave man talked to the people of Noani Village and found that all the people in the village were asleep and could not wake them up. From Noani There is a cave going west of the village, and the brave men decided to explore the cave."
"Hint!! The monsters in the cave are very powerful, so be careful everywhere. You can restore all HP and MP at a certain position in the cave."
"In the end, the brave men found the Dream Gem and the will of the Elf Princess in a treasure chest surrounded by stone pillars in the deepest part of the cave. Afterwards, everyone took the Dream Gem to the Elf Village to find the Elf Queen."
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"Yueyue, did you hear a voice?" Jiang Cheng, who was walking on the trail, turned his face to Yueyong and asked in a low voice, "I've been chatting outside the screen explaining the DQ3 strategy. That guy's voice? It's so long-winded, that guy, and that guy is Gintoki, right? Why is the guy who obviously doesn't have a role playing the narration? It's annoying! Is it really okay to look like this? We obviously didn't do anything, But is it really okay to make readers think we've done so much? Don't you feel a little embarrassed?"
"Stupid, keep your voice down!" Yueyong reminded in a low voice, "Don't talk nonsense at this time, it's probably the kind of scam that we obviously didn't do, but want readers to think we did. Now, didn't you use it often before? It's called "a scam that makes readers think that we have done those things"! "
"That's it!" Jiang Cheng slapped his hand, "It turned out to be this kind of plot. Then we should go to see the Elf Queen to replace the awakening powder with the dream gem? Use the awakening powder to wake up the people of Noyani Village. Right? I remember it seems to be this bridge."
[No, Lord Jiang Cheng, it should be to wake up our companions with awakening powder, Lord Gui. 】 Xiaoyu, who was leading the way in front, said.
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at Gui who was tied to the ground by a rope behind everyone's back, and then looked at the rope at the other end of Xiaoyu's hand. After a long silence, he waved his hand and said:
"Don't worry about it, he's fine with the wig, even if you leave it there, it's fine. Why do you have to bring this guy? Can't you just let him lie down there and sleep? This kind of LV guy makes him stay there. Just sleep at Hotel Luida!”
(Hotel Luida: A place where heroes can recruit companions or store unused companions in DQ3.)
【Sir Jiang Cheng, only companions can be stored in the Luida Hotel, and garbage cannot exist. 】 Xiaoyu reminded kindly.
"That's right," Jiang Cheng folded his hands and sighed lightly and nodded, "Trash can't be stored, it's really nerve-racking."
"Jiang Cheng, this can't be done." Gui, who woke up at an unknown time, came to the side of the white blood cell king, picked up his hand and shook his head and said bitterly, "You have been like this since the beginning, when you were playing DQ3. , and store all the companions in the Luida Hotel. I told you a long time ago that one person can never clear the level! Even the useless merchant companion needs to be used in the plot behind it!"
After that, Gui patted the white blood cell king on the shoulder and squeezed his eyes before saying, "So let's go on an adventure this time, Jiang Cheng!"
"The wig, I'm here," Jiang Cheng, who was smiling and squinting, pointed his index finger at himself and mentioned, "Jiang Cheng is here, the one over there is just a fool and a brave man, just being called by his mother in the morning. It's just a stupid hero who wakes up and urges to meet the king."
"Nani!" Gui suddenly noticed Jiang Cheng beside him, and at the same time showed a shocked look, and once again faced the king of white blood cells, and said solemnly: "I didn't expect O Heaven to start so fast, even you. Has it been copied?! Jiang Cheng!"
Jiang Cheng, who had a blue vein on his forehead, said with a smile, "If you want to die, I can satisfy you."
"Jiang Cheng! Don't worry! I will definitely save you!" Gui wiped the unstoppable tears on his face, and patted the white blood cell king on the shoulder again, "Anyway, I will Will save my former friend!"
"Go to hell." Jiang Chengpi pulled out the toothpick around his waist with a smile.
Boom! ! !
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Narrator: "The Brave and his party used the rainbow water droplets synthesized by the old man with the sun stone and the cloud and rain rod in the west of Rimruda Town to summon a bridge. After crossing the bridge, the Brave and his party finally came to the Great Demon Castle. ."
[There is my main system, which has now been completely invaded by the virus and has become the base camp of "Tapir". They build their nests there as a hub for the "tapir". 】Xiaoyu looked at the dark version of Disneyland not far away and introduced to the crowd.
[The one who keeps making "tapirs" is the great devil of "tapirs", which is the prototype of all "tapirs" in my body, the king of all "tapirs", if we don't get rid of it, we can't stop the invasion of "tapirs" . ]
"Hey, can you not just follow the narration's words?" Jiang Cheng squinted at Doudou and said expressionlessly, "Where is Limruda Town? When have we been to that kind of place? Who is the old man? What is the rainbow water drop made of the sun stone and the cloud and rain rod? When have we done that kind of thing? Can you stop playing with the DQ3 meme?"
Xiaoyu continued: [As long as he is removed, the other "tapirs" will also disappear. Please, King White Blood Cell and Lord Jiang Cheng. ]
"Ha..." The White Blood Cell King yawned and rubbed his eyes as if he had just woken up, "Well, Mr. Xiaoyu, what did you just say? Is it time for lunch?"
"I don't know what's going on, but seeing that guy's expression is inexplicably angry." Jiang Cheng muttered in a low voice with no expression on his face.
"Hahahaha! It's still exactly the same as before! Jiang Cheng!" Gui laughed twice and said, "It was like this during the war before, and I didn't listen to my battle plan at all."
"Hey, there should be a limit to natural stupidity, Jiang Cheng is here." Jiang Cheng pointed at himself with his index finger expressionlessly, "The one over there is just a foolish brave man. He never talked to him. You fought in the war together."
"It's here again," Gui shook his head and chuckled, "You've always been so cold since before, but I know, when we slept at night, you always secretly used me 's super home console to play DQ!"
"Don't make up memories that don't exist without authorization! You bastard! I never remember that I had that kind of behavior in middle school!" Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes, "And how many times have I said it, then It's not Jiang Cheng!"
"Hey, if you get close to me, I will kill you." The King of White Blood Cells glanced at Gui lightly, "Because you are a friend of Lord Xiaoyu, I will be merciful, otherwise that blow will kill you. Go to hell."
"Don't always say these heartless words, Jiang Cheng." Gui folded his hands and laughed twice, "I know, your heart has always been..."
Without waiting for Gui to finish speaking, the King White Blood Cell pulled out the giant sword behind him and slashed towards Gui.
Boom! After a bang, a burst of smoke enveloped everyone.
"Hey, kid, calm down a little." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the smoke.
The smoke slowly dissipated. Only then did Yueyong and Xiaoyu see the scene inside. Jiang Cheng was blocking Gui in front of him, and the toothpick in his hand blocked Gui's killing blow.
"It doesn't seem to be so useless." The King of White Blood Cells hooked the corner of his mouth lightly, and then withdrew his hero's great sword.
"You also need to be a little more careful, or if you are really killed next time, I won't avenge you." Jiang Cheng also took back his toothpick and glanced at Gui behind him.
"Really, this feeling is really the same as before." A relieved smile appeared on Gui's face, and he gently shook his head and sighed softly, "I haven't experienced it for many years. It feels like this, the feeling of being protected by you, but Jiang Cheng, we too..."
Without waiting for Gui to finish speaking, Jiang Cheng interrupted and said: "Okay, no more nonsense, in short, we have reached the enemy's lair, and the only option left is to wipe out the enemy. "
Speaking, Jiang Cheng glanced at the white blood cell king who was yawning and bored, and then looked at the countless "tapirs" in black tights who were rushing towards here because of the noise just now. soldiers.
"Thanks to someone, we have been discovered, and dawdling here has no effect, it will only attract more enemies. Yueyue, Xiaoyu will be handed over to you, wig, we up!"
Xiaoyu reminded aloud at this time: [Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Gui and Lord Yueyong, the toothpicks around your waist were specially made by Lord Yuanwai, taking advantage of the "tapir"'s ability to devour information, in turn, A large amount of information is transmitted within the body of the "tapir" at high speed. ]
[The toothpick contains a lot of rotten information caused by food poisoning. If these toxins are injected directly into the stomachs that have devoured the poison, they will collapse before their stomachs can digest the information. ]
"It seems that the old man is not useless..." Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, and then pulled out the toothpick knife from his waist again and took a look at it, "But to be honest, this shape I really don't like it very much, I'm really not used to using swords or something."
"What's the matter with this feeling of nostalgia?" Gui looked at the countless "tapirs" around him who were surrounded by him, and even showed a look of nostalgia, "Can you miss the past at this time of crisis? , I may be the only one in the whole world."
"Wig, I remember what I said, right? Men who are too obsessed with the past don't please women."
"I just don't want to be told that by you," Gui smiled softly, then took a good posture, his legs were slightly bent, and he held the end of the toothpick around his waist tightly, "Follow the pace of the times and recognize the situation in the world. , listen to the voices of all the people and express their inner aspirations in action. Only those who are true fighters against foreigners! My footsteps have never stopped! My eyes have always been fixed on what I see. Ahead! I have never looked away! Even if you are no longer by my side!"
"It doesn't seem like there is no growth at all, at least the beautiful words are also decent." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, "Then, let's go..."
Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng instantly rushed out in the direction of the most enemies on the side.
"Wait, at this moment, we should formulate tactics first, right? There are thousands of people on the other side!" Yueyong quickly reminded, "It's better to retreat now and make plans again!"
【Yes, Lord Jiang Cheng, it is better to retreat now. 】 Xiaoyu echoed the road.
"Your Highness Yueyong, Your Highness Xiaoyu, there is no need for a battle plan in a war with him, all you have to do is trust him." Gui Qing smiled and replied, and then shouted: " On!"
After saying that, Gui charged towards the other side.
"It doesn't look like a guy who is useless like a clown," the white blood cell king snorted, and then pulled out the big sword behind him, "The woman with a big European style over there, Mr. Xiaoyu will hand it over to him. you."
Having said that, the White Blood Cell Dynasty rushed in the other direction, the one facing Jiang Cheng's back.
Yueyong:...
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In Yueyong's eyes, this battle that lasted for 30 minutes without any pause should perhaps be called a massacre.
In the previous work of Baihua, Yueyong also dealt with countless men who called themselves samurai adults who caused trouble in Yoshiwara, but the swords in their hands were similar to their half-baked swordsmanship, and the swords in Jiang Cheng's hands The action is completely different!
Watching Jiang Cheng continuously defeat a large number of "tapirs", at a certain moment, Yueyong suddenly felt that the toothpick in Jiang Cheng's hand looked like a sword but not like a sword.
Like something he should have held in his hand, but it seemed a little awkward.
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was slashing to the extreme, and his expression that seemed to be mourning from the moment he rushed into the crowd, Yueyong murmured: "Where are that man's eyes looking? …”
Speaking, Yueyong glanced at the white blood cell king on the other side, no matter the movement or expression, it was exactly the same as Jiang Cheng!
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"Your Highness Yueyong, how are you?" Gui walked over and said, "Did you see that? That...no~IndoMTL.com~ those two people."
Yue Yong did not answer.
"Even under this circumstance, his eyes are still not looking at the enemy. In fact, I once asked him where his eyes are now looking..." After saying that, Gui looked at the solution. After finishing all the enemies, Jiang Cheng sat on the ground scratching his head with a casual expression on his face.
"However, in the end, nothing was asked. He is different from me, Gintoki and Takasugi. The direction he sees is completely invisible to us. Although we have been together since childhood, but now In a sense, he has distanced himself from us, striding forward with firm steps in a direction we can't see, even if no one knows what he really thinks in his heart, he never stops, he is the one kind of man."
Speaking, Gui glanced at the white blood cell king on the other side, who was also sitting on the ground with his ears out, "That person should be the same, if he is a clone generated based on Jiang Cheng's data." /
After a moment of silence, Yueyong spoke slowly.
"I'll...watch him, beside him."
"Really..." Gui folded his hand and said softly, "Then thank you..."
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