Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 43: :Men still pay the most attention to a woman’s appearance! (The true selection group is supernatural…

"Thank you so much, Jiang Chengsang~" Xin Baha rubbed his stomach and said.

"Following this poor warrior is also a pain for you two." Jiang Cheng finished the payment, put away his wallet, and said casually, "Minors should eat well, not picky eaters, otherwise they will not grow tall. ."

"Why can't you be picky eaters? You haven't been picky eaters since you were a child, and you secretly put all the spinach in the wig's lunch box!" Yin Shi muttered disdainfully, "Also, why do you only invite me to eat a bowl? Ramen without toppings! Why can they choose whatever they want! Why should they be treated differently! At least treat me to a cup of parfait!"

"I never said I wanted to invite you to eat. I'll pay for my portion of the ramen." Jiang Cheng said and walked out of the shop, and Kagura and Shinbachi followed him out of the ramen shop. .

"Speaking of which, why didn't Jiang Chengsang come out with Qingtai today?" Xin Baha asked curiously, "Last time I heard from Dr. Nielun that Jiang Chengsang is now Qingtai-jun's tutor."

"Well, he had not finished the one hundred Gundam series and Transformers series that he had been given before, so he was banned by Sun Wheel." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"It's just a summer vacation and it can't be done at all!" Shinba spit out, "Besides, how can there be a Gundam that you can watch a hundred times during the summer vacation! How much do you like Gundam!"

"Xinba Hao, ask yourself, don't you want such a cool big robot?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked, "Do you really not want it in your heart? You don't want a Bumblebee like that?" Transformable sports car? Really don't want to sit with Megan Fox in the co-pilot?! Really don't want to do something in the wild with Megan Fox on the hood of the Hornet that can't be written?! ps: I just like it The heroine of the first and second movies." (ps: Megan Fox: The heroine of the first and second Transformers movies.)

"Hey, the subject of the last few sentences is completely changed to Megan Fox!" Xinba spit out.

"Meghan Fox?" Jiang Cheng continued to say to himself, "Ah, I understand! I also liked the scene of lying on the hood to check the engine. If you rate it, it will be a perfect 10 points! . "

"Is that so, Aru?" At the same time Kagura spoke, he stopped a car, kicked the hood, took the same pose as Megan Fox, and pouted Little Ass, "How much?"

Looking at the shivering passers-by and driver, Jiang Cheng and Xinba were full of black lines.

"Ten points, it's just destructive power." Xin Baha replied.

"Ahaha." Jiang Cheng snorted and didn't answer.

"So, is Jiang Cheng-sang's favorite type of Megan Fox's type?" Xin Ba Ha finally brought the topic back.

"No, the type I like is the type of Wang Zuxian who plays Xiao Qian in the Hong Kong movie A Chinese Ghost Story." Jiang Cheng replied seriously.

"It went from one end of the earth to the other in a short distance. I don't know how to complain..." With a sigh, Xin Ba Hao had to follow Jiang Cheng's words, "Wang Zuxian in A Chinese Ghost Story is indeed Pretty outrageous~"

Jiang Cheng was excited when he heard it, "Yeah! Especially that little bit of playfulness and sexiness in the pureness, it's hard to stop! Especially the scene in the wooden barrel, the wet body [ Beep——], it's just impressive..."

"Hey, I seem to have said something terrible. It has nothing to do with the first half of your sentence! I just like it because I'm wet!" Xin Baha didn't know how to complain, "Hey , Forget it, I don't want to complain anymore."

"Speaking of which, there is really little work recently. It seems that this summer is very hot, and no one wants to go out." Xinba said with a sigh.

"Go out more often, in fact, work is everywhere. If you don't believe me, look..." Jiang Cheng pointed to the [Urgent! Recruit Mage! ] said the paper.

"This is..." Xin Bazhu said and walked over, looking at the piece of paper carefully, "This is posted by the Zhenxuan Group! And the commission is very high!"

"Look, isn't this kind of job very suitable for you? It must be a job like removing spirits. You can earn a lot of commissions by changing your clothes and fooling around. No one else can see it anyway." Jiang Cheng He waved his hand casually.

"As long as this can be done, the air conditioner can be replaced this summer!" Xin Baha said excitedly, and at the same time looked at Yin Shi, who was following behind everyone with a face full of love, and shouted, " Silver Sang! Work! High commission effortless work!"

"Really?!" Yin Shi was instantly resurrected and ran over at a 100-meter sprint speed, "Where?! Where! I just bought all the money I had just now. Jump has paid for the ramen!"

"Look, it's here!" Shin Baha tore off the notice posted on the telephone pole and handed it to Gintoki.

"Mmmm, Soga Soga, this kind of work is just tailor-made for the current Master's House." After finishing speaking, Yin Shi has already completed the costume, and I don't know that he has never gotten a hat and put it on his head. , while wrapping his entire head with bandages, leaving only two eyes.

Kagura got a hat and put it on his head out of nowhere, and at the same time snatched a fortune teller's sunglasses from a side pass.

It's even easier for Xin Ba Haw to wrap his entire head in a white cloth and change to a pair of toy glasses.

"Hey, over there..." Jiang Cheng pointed to Yamazaki, who was putting up signs not far away, and reminded softly, "Look here! Look here!"

"You also change my clothes!" Yin Shi whispered, at the same time Xin Ba Haw and Kagura understood that Jiang Chenggong was a transformation.

"Hey! Why do you want me to participate in your work! I have to go home and play games!" Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the face of the crowded and powerful trio, Jiang Cheng did not resist in the slightest force.

After changing Jiang Cheng into the clothes of an old fortune-teller, Yin Shi looked at Yamazaki who was running over and cleared his throat, "Cough, little brother over there, I see something between your eyebrows. There is a hint of haze, but it is not very accurate, you come closer."

"Hey, really?! Can you really see it?!" Yamazaki rushed over excitedly.

However, after Yin Shi took a careful look, he sighed and shook his head. At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, said in a low voice, "This situation seems to be very difficult."

Jiang Chengcheng didn't react yet, he didn't say a word for a long time.

"Master! Is it really serious?! Is it so serious that you can't even utter a word?!" Yamazaki was obviously frightened, and then bowed, "Masters please save us. !”

"This..." Yin Shi paused, as if he was a little embarrassed, "It seems that you are provoking something very serious. Even if we take action, although it can be eliminated 100%, our Taoism is at least It will also cost half of it..."

"There's no problem with the remuneration!" Yamazaki said and handed over his wallet, "This is just a deposit! There will definitely be a generous remuneration later in the bureau!"

"It's not a question of remuneration, it's just... hey, it doesn't matter, it's fate to meet, and we will go with you to subdue demons and exorcise demons." Yin Shi calmly took out all the 10,000-dollar bills in Yamazaki's wallet Putting it in his arms, he said at the same time.

"Really?! Thank you so much! I will use my life to thank you all!" Yamazaki said tearfully...

Looking at Gintoki and Yamazaki walking in front of him, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of a good idea, secretly laughed wickedly, and said softly to Kagura and Shinhachi, "Hey, you two, do you want to? Know the weakness of silver time?"

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At the same time, the true selection group.

"It's really appalling, hey, how many is this?" Fourteen looked at the members of the True Selection Team who were constantly being carried in, and his face was also a little ugly.

"Well, it's already the eighteenth person." Sogo replied, "More than half of the members have already been brought down. At this point, even I'm a little hairy."

"What a joke, the world-famous Shinsengumi was brought down by ghosts~IndoMTL.com~ This kind of shameful thing must not be leaked out, it's too shameless." After Shi Shi finished speaking, he slowly exhaled a cigarette.

"Fourteen, don't confuse me, I was brought down by mayonnaise!" Kondo said.

"You are really superfluous." Fourteen replied without looking back.

The incident started last night. Last night, the members of the Shinsengumi gathered together with flashlights to tell supernatural stories. A member of the Shinsengumi, named Inayama, told a strange story about a woman in a red kimono. When it came time to talk, Shi Shi appeared behind the crowd with fried noodles and shouted, "Not enough mayonnaise!"

It was true that it scared a group of people, especially Kondo, who rolled his eyes in fright and fainted with foam. Then the time came to this morning. When it was time to go out to the gym, I found that half of the people didn't go out. The fourteenth was about to get angry, but suddenly received a report from his subordinates, saying that those who didn't come out to go out to the gym were all in a drowsiness and still It seems a little painful to say this nonsense from time to time...

"Among everyone's nonsense, there is a woman in a red kimono." Sogou sat at the table and analyzed, "Is it the weird story that Inayama said?"

"Stupid! I don't believe in ghosts and the like!" Fourteen retorted without hesitation.

"If you despise spirits too much, you will be punished, Fourteen." Kondo sat at the door and said, "This mansion is cursed, and it must be entangled by a terrible spirit."

"What the hell, it's stupid." Shi Shi looked disapprovingly, but then remembered that he saw something on the roof at night, "Ah, it's not..."

But at this time, Yamazaki's voice sounded, "Director, I brought people."

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