Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 436: :There is nothing we can do about the baldness caused by stress…

"So today's children really can't stand a little blow," Jiang Cheng shook his head with his hands spread out, closed his eyes and sighed, "When we and Zong Wu were the same age, we would never be able to do this because of These things are worrying, and the only worrying thing is how to fill the stomach next time."

"Boss, you really don't have the trouble of starting to lose your hair at the age of 18...hehe...hehe..."

"No way, my eyes have begun to lose their minds," Jiang Cheng squatted down, stretched out his hand and squeezed Zongwu's face, "The whole person has begun to completely escape from reality, Zongwu-jun, Zongwu-jun? Wake up, don't be defeated by that kind of thing, Zongwu-kun!"

Just now, there was a sudden thud on the floor behind Jiang Cheng as something fell to the ground.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the floor behind him, and saw a bunch of orange-red very familiar, like something on the back of his head, lying quietly on the floor.

He touched the back of his head and felt that the most important thing was gone. After being silent for a while, Jiang Cheng hugged his head and shouted madly:

"My charmpoint!!!!"

……

When Yueyong pushed open Jiang Cheng's door, what he saw was the following scene - Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu were sitting on the ground with their legs crossed against the wall, their heads lowered expressionlessly, and they were also in the same daze. in a shadow called depression. Only a few hairs were left on their heads.

And it seems to be infected by the two of them, and a strong dark atmosphere permeates the whole room.

"Zongwu-kun, do you see the river in front of you?" Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, "The opposite bank seems to be very happy. It's full of flowers. I really want to go there..."

"I see, boss. I also saw my hair follicles beckoning to me." Zongwu replied in a low voice, "Let's go over together, let's go by boat..."

"It's true, it's not as happy as the past side to become like this," Jiang Cheng continued, twitching the corners of his mouth, his eyes dull, "After all, I can't be the protagonist like this, it's better to follow the past side with him. Let's play together...hehe, hehe..."

"Hey, you two cheer up." Yueyong came over with the cigarette stick lightly, standing behind the two of them, reminding them aloud.

"Ah, it's Yueyue," Jiang Cheng slowly turned his head, glanced at Yueyong with a dull look, then turned his head again, muttering something in a low voice, "We're fine, it's just that It's just condolences, it's just condolences for what we have lost... Hehehe... Also, don't worry, I will go to the evening entertainment. After all, I have become the head of the class. The head of the class should just do his job. What is the long job? Just go to the entertainment, right? Or should I just accept the fate of the bald man I will become, hehehe..."

"Yes, after all, there are not many class leaders at this age..." Zongwu continued in a low voice, "A class leader at this age will be praised by others for being young and promising, ahahaha..."

"What a useless man, I can't stand this blow, don't they both still have S?" Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and said with a look of contempt.

"The S of S is the S of (glass)," Zongwu replied in a low voice, "S's heart is actually the same as glass..."

"It's true..."

Looking at the two completely depressed, Yueyong shook her head helplessly while holding her forehead, then turned around and walked to the table in the living room, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV. At the same time, he took out a small medicine bottle with the word "hair growth" written on the label from his cuff.

After doing all this, Yueyong turned around and walked towards the door while smoking a cigarette.

……

The voice of THEEDO's male host comes from the TV.

"Next is the report from the scene. The host Yuno at the scene? The host Yuno..."

"Hey, I'm Yuno at the scene," came the voice of Yuno's anchor, "the weird phenomenon of hair falling that suddenly spread in Kabukicho is disappearing..."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Sogou instantly turned around and stared at the anchor Yuno wearing a gas mask on the TV.

"… After investigation, the cause of the infection has been confirmed. It is precisely because of the pathogenic bacteria carried by the celestial beings of the celestial belly star. The shogunate, which successfully identified the pathogenic bacteria, is now distributing special medicines to the citizens."

"Boss!" Zongwu shouted.

"Yo Xi! Go to the hospital now!" Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and shouted.

"But as you can see, there is a long queue in front of the hospital for the medicine. The special medicine prepared by the shogunate will be distributed soon. It is expected that it will take at least three months to distribute it to all patients."

"Three months..." Jiang Cheng's eyes widened, watching TV with disbelief, "This situation will last for three months... Will the protagonist maintain this state for three months?"

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly came to the bottle of medicine on the table, and at the same time, Zongwu also noticed. In an instant, the aura of the two of them changed, and at the same time they rushed towards the bottle of medicine on the table.

"Just wait another three months, little devil!" Jiang Cheng held Zongwu's head and held Zongwu in place, "Let me, the protagonist, recover and talk about it!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng grabbed the bottle of medicine directly.

"No, the boss just said that baldness is also a necessary stage in human life in a sense!" Zongwu stretched out his foot and tripped Jiang Cheng directly to the ground, and said, "Speaking of the boss's age, he can already It's not uncommon to be a class leader at this age with a little effort!"

After saying that, Zongwu crossed Jiang Cheng and stretched out his hand towards the bottle of medicine on the table, while thinking to himself: [Success! ]

"No!" Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed Zong Wu's leg, Zong Wu fell to the ground with an unsteady center of gravity, and Jiang Cheng instantly got up and rushed towards the bottle of medicine.

"I'm a lazy person! Even at the age of losing all of my teeth, I'm just a clerk! I know Sogo-kun's dream! I want to be the deputy head of the Shinsengumi at this age. That's it! It's almost the same as the class principal!"

"No, that can only be regarded as the deputy head at most!" Zong Wu stood up and hugged Jiang Cheng's medicine, gritted his teeth and shouted, "It has nothing to do with the head of the class at all! "

"You bastard, after all, you brought the virus from outside!" Jiang Chengbai said, gnashing his teeth, "Just wait for three months for the pathogenic bacteria!"

"No, I was infected by the boss!" Zongwu just didn't let go.

"You two, calm down," Yue Yong's voice came from the door, "Just take one piece of that special medicine."

"Hey? Really?" Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong who was leaning against the door suspiciously.

"Yeah." Yue Yong nodded lightly.

"In that case, both of them can be saved." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Zongwu behind him, "So, Lord Zongwu, let go of me quickly, and I will give it to you."

After thinking about it for a while, Zongwu shook his head and replied, "No, let me do it, I'll give it to the boss."

"No, I'll do it! It'll be a fair split!"

"No, I'd be better off! Even the bottle will be cut in half fairly!"

"No, let me do it! I'll even split the tabs in half!"

"Boss! Everyone told me to come!"

"No~IndoMTL.com~ let me do it!"

……

Looking at the two who were arguing again, Yueyong helplessly lowered her head and shook her head, sighed and turned away again.

……

The melee didn't come to an end until the evening...

Jiang Cheng and Sogou, with their hair growing back, lay panting on the floor of a messy room.

Suddenly, Zongwu couldn't help laughing and said, "Ah, it's so funny."

"No, I can't tell at all." Jiang Cheng replied with a look of contempt.

"I mean you, boss, it's really interesting."

"Indeed, women used to say that when I went to Hualiu Street." Jiang Cheng sat up and nodded and answered honestly.

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