Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 437: :”Your Name” (Jiang Chengyue Yong version)

Early morning.

Drip, drip, drip...

"Ah, so annoying..."

After hearing the sound of the alarm clock, "Jiang Cheng", who was lying on the bed, muttered a little irritably. He stretched out his right hand from the bed and raised his right hand to hit the alarm clock on the bedside.

Clap!

"It hurts!"

"Jiang Cheng" suddenly opened his eyes, clenched his right hand tightly, curled up in a ball under the blanket, and even had tears in the corners of his eyes.

"That hateful woman!" "Jiang Cheng" whispered bitterly, "What kind of weapon did you replace my alarm clock with? You bastard!"

"No way, get up."

After saying this, "Jiang Cheng" rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up, yawned, and scratched his butt. Fan stared and walked towards the bedroom door.

[The body feels a little strange,] "Jiang Cheng", who opened the bedroom door and was still yawning and was walking to the bathroom step by step, thought to himself, "It's because I played the game too late yesterday. Yet? I feel a little light on my body, but my chest seems a little heavy... I should have slept a little longer...]

Going into the bathroom, turning on the faucet and washing his face, "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and opened his eyes, but this time, he saw Yueyong standing opposite him.

"Is the water out of your room? Yueyue," "Jiang Cheng" asked, looking at Yueyong, who was also drowsy, "Why do you want to use the bathroom in my room?"

Looking at Yue Yong who only opened her mouth but didn't make a sound, "Jiang Cheng" was stunned for a while, and then suddenly reacted. He hurriedly lowered his head and looked at his body, while reaching out to touch his face.

Looking at Yue Yong in the mirror in front of her who was doing the same thing as herself, "Jiang Cheng" finally understood what was going on.

"No!!" "Jiang Cheng" raised his head and shouted frantically, then rushed out of the bathroom and ran straight towards the door.

On the other side, in the corridor, "Moon Wing", who was also wearing pajamas, was also rushing in a certain direction.

"Jiang Cheng" opened the door, and what he saw was "Yue Yong" who was staring at him with an angry face.

At the same time, familiarity... can't be said to be familiar, it's clearly the sound of the BGM secretly recorded from other works.

"Your name... No! Give me back my body!!" "Jiang Cheng" and "Yue Yong" grabbed each other's collars instantly and said while gnashing their teeth.

"Wait! Stop me!" "Jiang Cheng" pointed to the sun wheel outside the door being pushed by Harita, "Turn off the recorder! That kind of secretly recorded BGM is not needed at all! "

"Ara, don't you two like it?" Sun Wheel turned off his lap and put on the tape recorder, looking at the two with a smile on his face.

"Bastard! What the **** did you do?!" "Yue Yong" scolded through gritted teeth, "What did you do to my body?!"

"I still want to ask you! What did you do to my body?!" "Jiang Cheng" gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Give my body back!"

"Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yueyong." Qingtai shouted at the two of them, "Don't be arguing."

"Could it be that you can tell us who we are now?" Thinking of something, "Jiang Cheng" pointed at himself and looked at Qingta, "Who am I?"

"Brother Jiang Cheng." Qingtai replied.

"Then me?" "Yue Yong" also pointed at herself and looked at Harita.

"Sister Yueyong." Qingta replied again.

"Why do you know?!" "Jiang Cheng" shouted frantically, and then pointed to the smiling sun wheel, "And you! It's so strange! That kind of "" The BGM of "Your Name", don't tell me you knew this unfolding early in the morning?!"

"I know." Hiran narrowed his eyes and smiled, then raised an index finger and said, "It's a special project after all. The production team suddenly sent an emergency contact in the early morning, saying that the sponsor suddenly requested a replacement. The protagonist, but it seems that it is not easy to find someone at this time, after all, this kind of person is not very popular, and they are not willing to come here to be the protagonist."

"And then, considering that if you can't change the protagonist, how about changing the character of the protagonist, that is, the soul? Now it seems that it is really an unexpected success."

"Where did it succeed?!" "Jiang Cheng" shouted frantically, "My most important golden TAMA is gone! And there are so many useless fats on my chest! Although it is true that I I like Oupai, but as a man! If this body goes out and says that, it will definitely be considered a lily! I can't do soft things! Although it's true that I haven't done that kind of thing for a long time recently. , but... no! This kind of expansion doesn't work!"

"That," "Yue Yong" suddenly reacted at this time, pointing to himself and looking at the sun wheel, "In other words, from now on, am I the protagonist?"

"That's right, you are the protagonist from now on." Sun Lun tilted his head to one side and looked at "Yue Yong" with a smile, "Please come on."

"No way, that's the only way to do it. From today onwards my name is Yuexiong." Yuexiong nodded, then picked up the cigarette stick he found somewhere and put it in his mouth .

"Hey, wait for me." "Jiang Cheng" squinted at "Yue Yong" with a look of contempt, "Why did you accept it so easily? Could it be that this special project still belongs to you? Is it a credit? Did you use the reason of "Although I stayed by the protagonist's side, there were still not many scenes, so I was very distressed"? "

"No...no..." Yuexiong turned his face away silently, but an unnatural blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Hey, your level of lying is too low," "Jiang Cheng" complained expressionlessly, "Also, hurry up and return my body, or I'm not sure I will do anything to your body. What a strange thing..."

"You bastard, are you trying to use my body to do something like this to threaten me?!" Yuexiong scolded with a blushing face.

"It's too close! It's too close!" "Jiang Cheng" pushed Yuexiong's face away, "My face is so close, it's awkward!"

"Tell you in advance, even if you use that body to do strange things, I don't care." Yuexiong folded his hands and snorted lightly, and replied lightly, "That was Yueyong's body originally, but now I'm already Yuexiong. Even if you do something ashamed to that body, I won't feel it. Also, as I said before, I have already given up my identity as a woman, but I didn't expect that even my original body would be lost now. I gave up. So now, whatever you do with that body doesn't matter to me."

"Hey—? Is that so?" "Jiang Cheng" narrowed his eyes, then stretched out his hand to his chest, "After all, it's my body now, so it doesn't matter what I do, right? Then Just take this opportunity..."

Speaking, "Jiang Cheng"'s hand was already on his chest.

"Ah, the touch is average. Compared to the softness, it feels more muscle." "Jiang Cheng" commented while rubbing, not noticing that Yuexiong's face was completely red.

"You... Where are you **** touching?!" While shouting, Yuexiong directly punched "Jiang Cheng" to the ceiling with an uppercut.

"No...Isn't it that you don't care what I do?" "Jiang Cheng" hanging on the ceiling said weakly, "And this is your body, why do you face your own body? Can I do it? Saying that my original body strength was too great?"

"Indeed," Yuexiong clenched his fist and felt his strength carefully and nodded, "With this kind of strength, Baihua's work will be easier in the future."

"That's my strength!" After pulling his head out of the ceiling, "Jiang Cheng" fell to the ground, pointed at himself and gritted his teeth, "That's my original body! It's what I've used since I was born. It's my body that I've used for twenty-seven years! It's not quite what you noticed?! Or are you really not going to change it back?!"

"I think that's fine too." Yuexiong replied.

"Bastard!" "Jiang Cheng" scolded in a low voice, then turned to look at the sun wheel, "Sun wheel, is there any special guest that needs to be received recently? Let me go! I will make good use of this picture. Physical!"

"What are you **** going to do with my body?!" Yuexiong cursed with white eyes.

"What are you doing? It's just work," "Jiang Cheng" waved his hand and said indifferently, "By the way, weren't you called Death God Taifu before? The name changed today, and now it's called Oupai S Kingdom I. Taifu!"

"You bastard!"

"By the way, I'll take a bath and get ready," said, "Jiang Cheng" turned around and walked towards the door, "Sun Lun, please arrange the guests, I will take good care of the guests, There is no problem with three people walking with a hundred people!"

"Stop for me!" Yuexiong rushed in, grabbed "Jiang Cheng"'s shoulder, and shouted angrily.

"Hey? Are you going to be the first guest?" "Jiang Cheng" turned his head and said indifferently, then waved his hand, "This is not good, no matter how I say it, I can't do the same with myself. The body does that kind of thing. But if there are 300 million, I can think about it, and I will train you well..."

"Shine!" Yuexiong raised his fist directly.

"Come on," "Jiang Cheng" pointed to his face, "hit here, come, it's not my body anyway, hit whatever you want, as long as you think it doesn't matter, I don't care. If it hurts, bear with it. It's over, come on!"

"Bastard!" Yuexiong gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly, then turned around, "Then, let me relax a little, Yoshihara's various shops."

"Bastard! Stop for me!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly reached out his hand to stop Yuexiong, staring at his big red eyes and said word by word, "What are you going to do with my body?!"

"Do soft things."

"I really killed you!" Saying that, "Jiang Cheng" raised his fist and slammed his face hard, "I didn't expect it?! This method! Because it wasn't his own in the first place. So the body can also get rid of it!"

"Then I'll come too!" Saying that, Yuexiong also punched him hard in the face.

Outside the door, looking at the two who were punching him punch after punch, Hirona and Harita were speechless.

"The two of them...are they masochistic?" Qingtai squinted Doudou's eyes and said expressionlessly.

……

In the bathroom.

Blindfolded "Jiang Cheng" with a bruised nose and a swollen face is holding a bath towel to block an important position, and is enjoying the back-wiping service of Yuexiong on his back.

"I said...why did it become like this?" "Jiang Cheng" said expressionlessly, "It's too strange? Why can't I even take a shower by myself?"

"Shut up! If you dare to take off the blindfold, I will have **** reassignment surgery!" Yuexiong threatened.

"Don't you still see it all in the end?! Use my eyes! Are you alright? Are my eyes alright? Will I go blind? Remember to wash your eyes afterward! Please!"

"Whose body do you think will make people blind?!" Yuexiong scolded.

"Of course it's yours," "Jiang Cheng" replied without hesitation, "and can you talk less? It's weird to hear your own voice. No, no! It's because of the body swap. The voice actors have been swapped."

Speaking, "Jiang Cheng" waved in front of him, "Goodbye, Hiroshi. Hello, Yuko! Please take care, Yuko! Goodbye, Jiang Cheng's fans. Yueyong fans, please be more Take care, I will try my best to give everyone welfare, and every day I will give you some slaughter or something that will kill you."

"Hey, shut up, or now I'll make an appointment for **** reassignment surgery for this body." Yuexiong said coldly.

"Bastard!" "Jiang Cheng" instantly got up and tore off his blindfold and turned to look at Yuexiong angrily.

But before he could speak, Jiang Cheng stepped on the soap, slipped his body and fell down involuntarily, smashing his forehead on Yuexiong's forehead.

Boom——

After this blow, the two fell to the ground at the same time...

"It hurts," Jiang Cheng stood up, rubbed his forehead, and complained, "Are you a man now? Shouldn't you be a gentleman at this time?"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, but when he saw it, Jiang Cheng was suddenly stunned. Of course, Yue Yong, who opened his eyes, was also stunned.

"Recovered...recovered..." The two of them looked at their bodies in the same way.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and ran to the bathroom door, shouting at the same time, "I didn't see anything!!"

Yue Yong, who also reacted, paused for two seconds, her face flushed completely, and her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning.

"You...you...you..." Yueyong clutched her chest and said incoherently, and then due to excessive shame and anger, she rolled her eyes and fell down.

Hearing the sound behind Jiang Cheng, who was about to open the bathroom door, he asked without looking back, "What's wrong? Are you okay? Hello?"

A full half a minute passed, but Jiang Cheng didn't hear Yueyong's voice. Then, he was stunned. He tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his eyes, turned around, and took a step towards the fainted Yueyong. Step by step...

……

When Yueyong woke up, it was already night.

"I declare in advance, I really didn't see anything." Jiang Cheng's voice came from the side.

"You bastard! Wash yourselves!" Yue Yong blushed at the thought of something and stood up instantly and stomped the head of Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged, into the floor.

"Blindfolded! I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng's voice came from the floor, "And 10,000 steps back, I don't want to see it at all! I have no interest at all!"

"Go to hell!"

Yue Yong used all the weapons she could use, Kunai, table, chair...

"I'll show you the big deal! That's fair!"

"Give me the memory of your head!!"

"I forgot all about it!"

"Did you see it?! You frivolous, disgusting man!"

"No-!! Ah-!!"

——Separation line——

"Huhu..." Jiang Cheng sat up from the bed with a cold sweat on his head and panting heavily~IndoMTL.com~ After seeing his surroundings, he patted his chest and said with lingering fears, "That's great. Well, luckily it's just a dream~"

"You..." Yue Yong, who had just pushed open the door and walked in, stood there blankly, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, "Is it okay with your head? Are you sick?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound, but then he suddenly thought of something, stood up instantly and shouted with blue veins and white eyes, "Why do you think my head is sick just by getting up? ah?!"

"Isn't it?"

"It's so frustrating! You damned woman! I'm really going to be pissed!"

As soon as he finished speaking, several kunai were greeted on Jiang Cheng's forehead. With the sound of 呲—— spurting blood, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell on his back...