Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 444: : Don’t be afraid if you lose your job, because there are unemployment benefits!

"Because I survived by killing people," Zongwu replied indifferently, looking ahead, "Even if I get hated by a few more brats now, it won't change anything, because I am indeed a murderer. ."

"What a good murderer," Kagura replied casually, "Can you carry so much resentment but can't stand the crying of girls, Aru?"

"What do you know, little brat? There are things in this world that you need to protect even if you get your hands dirty. It's because of these smeared eyes that you know that some things can't be smeared." Saying that, Sou Wu suddenly chuckled, "Of course, that's what I said, but it doesn't mean that the girl's cry is what I want to protect. I thought you would understand this kind of thing, after all, there is someone around me who is very similar to me. My uncle."

Kagura looked at Sogou with a puzzled look on his face.

"Murderer? Murderer?" Zongwu smiled, "When I was called that man, I felt like a virgin when I faced that man. Do you know how many people that man has beheaded? Thousands... no, there should be tens of thousands, right?"

"Hello!"

"Well, don't get excited," Sou Wu shrugged, "I just wanted to say, even that man, known as the only beast in the world, has something he wants to protect, idiot niece. It's naive or something. Anyway, I'm about the same as the boss."

"Similar to my uncle?! You..." Kagura stared at Sogou with wide eyes, "...you're not going to confess to me, are you?! Because at this juncture, I thought Confess to me before I die, Aru?! Hey, please spare me, if I fall in love with you, I will have nightmares every day."

Zongwu, who had two blue veins on his face silently, twitched his white eyes and complained, "Hey, what's going on with your head? Why can you understand it like this? Because you're an idiot? Just because you're an idiot. Can you understand it casually?"

"My uncle has been my uncle Aru since I saw him," Kagura said in a low voice, turning his face away, "other than that, it's nothing else, Aru, maybe he used to have A lot of things I don't know, but that's okay. And it must be the same for my uncle."

"She's really an understanding niece~" Zongwu sighed leisurely.

"By the way, if you don't have enough vinegar kun... no, I won't accept your confession Aru with fried chicken and raw egg rice bowl," Kagura continued, "then at least be smaller than the younger one. Uncle is stronger, in this case, when you want pocket money, you can ask for a little more Aru."

"Hey, are you trying to say that vinegar kelp is here? It's very hard to temporarily change it to fried chicken and raw eggs, right?" Zongwu spit out expressionlessly, then sighed and continued, "No way. Knowing whether your conditions are easy or difficult, better than that man? Sorry, there is no guy you are looking for on the earth. Go back, please go back to your hometown, you stinky girl who smuggled in."

"No, my uncle has already completed the legal procedures for me before," Kagura retorted solemnly, "Now that he is an immigrant living in Edo for a long time, he can wait until he reaches adulthood every month. Aru has received unemployment benefits. I really look forward to the day when I can get both pocket money and unemployment benefits every month..."

Seeing the yearning look on Kagura's face, I realized that I was speechless for a while, "You still ask your elders for pocket money every month after you are an adult. How thick are you? You can’t even get the bailout money, right? Although the Master’s House is no different from being unemployed, that’s a job, right?”

"Hmph," Kagura hummed, "You don't understand this, right? You're just a kid. I discussed Aru with Gin-chan, and I'll let him fire him when I'm an adult. Me, and then I can go to receive unemployment benefits generously, Aru!"

"Is this a scam? But you guys are working too hard, right?" Sogo looked at Kagura in disbelief, "Can you do this for so little unemployment benefits?"

"Getting unemployment benefits is the beginning of a mature adult, Aru!" Kagura said with a serious face.

"That's not it! It's the beginning of unemployment!" Zongwu whimpered in a low voice with white eyes, then sighed and said, "Well, forget it, I've long ago had a problem with your head. Got it. Now I don't want to complain about this kind of thing. After all, it may be the last moment."

"Don't worry, I will live strong even after you die, Aru," Kagura shook his head, sighed and said, "Maybe you can even eat two bowls more than usual."

"No, that's not what I'm talking about..." Said, Sogou turned his face, showing a constipated expression, and continued with a cold sweat: "I mean that my **** has reached the last moment, Do you mind if I **** here?"

Suddenly, Kagura became expressionless.

"Tooth white! Really white! Really!" Zongwu began to struggle desperately, "I can't stand it! Really! I can't stand it anymore!"

"Hey! Is it true?! Wait a minute!" Kagura quickly replied, "Didn't you say that some things can't be polluted?! This is the place that can't be polluted! "

"No!! It's going to die!!" Zongwu gritted his teeth, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted with cold sweat: "Come out soon! Lend me those two dumplings on your head! I'll just use that one and lend it to me!"

"What are you trying to do, Aru?! How can you possibly fit it with this kind of thing?!" Kagura looked in the direction of the two guards and shouted, "Help! I'm sorry! The two guards Bit! This guy wants to poop, so let him go to the toilet a little bit?! Please!"

"Are you trying to escape? Just bear with me." A ronin in charge of the guard turned his head to look at the two and replied.

Seeing Sogo, who was about to die, Kagura quickly defended: "Stop joking! If you pull it out in a place like this, what do you think it will be like?! Don't underestimate S's shit! I've seen **** that Gin-chan forgot to flush! It's super big! It's super long! It can be arranged in an S-shape!"

At the same time, due to the noise of Kagura, a group of rogues came over.

"Sister...Sister, please wait a moment, please...Please take me with you..." Zongwu's face suddenly showed an expression that seemed to be about to be played badly, his eyes stared blankly in a certain direction, From time to time, he laughed, "Huh? What kind of river is that? Is it a self-flushing toilet? Hehe..."

"I'm already hallucinating!" Kagura shouted loudly with white eyes, "This guy is about to cross the self-flushing toilet in the underworld! Hey! Cheer up! Come with me, breathe, breathe, breathe. —inhale, inhale, exhale—!”

"Inhale, inhale, exhale—" Sogo learned Kagura.

"Shut up! That's a spell to make **** come out faster!" Cangda stopped loudly, then turned to look at the younger brother behind him, "Hey! I don't want to see dirty things! There's no bedpan or anything. ?!"

"A bedpan? I'll look for it right now." A loner responded and hurriedly turned his head and ran out.

But at this moment, Zongwu suddenly became quiet, his face expressionless, his eyes blankly said: "Ah, it's alright."

Everyone:...

"Huh?" Cang Da blinked, sweat pouring out from his face, and tentatively asked in a low voice, "What did you say is alright, eh? Could it be... you... pulled it out?"

Kagura on the side opened his mouth half-open, cold sweat broke out on his face, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he looked at Sogou with a black line on his head.

"No, I didn't pull it out." Zongwu looked blankly at a forty-five-degree angle.

"No, give...wait for me..." Cang Da said in a low voice, twitching the corners of his eyes, "Hey? Wait...hey? What's the matter with your expression like you've seen it? It's completely gone. Ah, the eyes are still staring straight ahead!"

"I said that I didn't pull it out, really, just let me go."

"Even the sitting position has changed!" Seeing Zongwu bending his legs back into a girl's sitting position, Cang Da covered his nose and shouted, "The only one who tried not to touch his buttocks was the It's only a girl's sitting position! Oops! It's so dirty! Clean it up! Clean it up for me now!"

But at this moment, Kagura suddenly retched.

Cang Da looked at Kagura in horror.

"I always feel a little sick... I want to vomit..." Kagura said with a painful expression, bowing his head.

"Hey! This time it's the kid who was made to vomit because of his bowel movements!" a loner reminded.

"Wait! Hurry up and do something for that brat, hurry up and go to that vomit bag!" Cang Da ordered quickly.

A loner responded and hurriedly turned around and ran out~IndoMTL.com~ But at this moment, Kagura couldn't hold back, she retched again and threw it out. Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

However, the amount of vomiting was really large, and a large number of mosaics instantly drowned all the surfers, and formed a mosaic waterfall from the gap in the floor.

"How much food did this kid eat! How can he vomit like a waterfall!" exclaimed a washed-up ronin.

"Ah!" Cang Da screamed while pinching his nose and closing his eyes, "What are you doing?! Hurry up! Hurry up and do something! In this case..."

Speaking, Cangda couldn't help but lowered his head and vomited, Σ_(???"∠)vomited...

"Lord Cangda! The vomit bag is here!"

The Langshi who was looking for the vomit bag just now finally came back, but before he could get to him, he slipped on Kagura's vomit and fell to the ground instantly. Because of inertia, it was thrown out, and it was just inserted on the side of Zongwu's head...