Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 446: :To realize the death flag chapter, it’s over.

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"Well, forget it." After Jiang Cheng shrugged, he glanced at Zongwu and said, "The only thing I can remind you is—clean your **** by yourself, and then... remember to wash your hands when you're done. Well, the next thing is left to you, whether you want to close the upper mouth or gag the lower mouth, it's up to you. I won't help..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng ignored the surfers who had collapsed on the ground with all their trousers stripped off, turned around and walked in the direction of Kagura.

"Leave it to me, this little girl." Yue Yong, who came to Kagura's side at some point, put the cigarette stick in her hand back to her waist, and then reached out to pick up the fog river on Kagura's back. come over.

"Boss..." Zongwu spread out his hands and said helplessly, "You guys who are so scared that you can't stand up with both feet paralyzed and incontinent, what do you want me to do? It seems that It's disgusting, I feel like they won't be able to wash it clean if they don't soak in the hot spring for a year."

"Don't worry, this kind of guy is obviously much cleaner than your butt." Jiang Cheng smiled disapprovingly, "In a sense."

"It is indeed Aru, the incontinent guy." Kagura nodded in agreement.

"It's said that there is no incontinence..." Zongwu squinted Doudou's eyes and replied expressionlessly, "That's a strategy, a combat strategy."

Speaking, Zongwu clenched the knife in his hand, turned around and walked slowly in the direction of the rogues, "But...even so...you need to keep your mouth shut forever, after all that time I have also made a lot of perjury about the incident, if it is known to the earth, it is impossible not to be fired..."

"When did you become so fond of your job?" Jiang Cheng asked with interest.

"Surrender! We surrender!" Cangda, who tried several times to get up but couldn't get up, hurriedly turned to Zongwu, who was walking towards him step by step with cold eyes, "We will follow Go back to the really selected group! Please!"

"Samurai, you have already prepared your minds when you go to the battlefield," Sogo continued casually as he walked. "The mindfulness of taking someone's life...and the mindfulness of being killed."

"No...no...don't!!"

Looking at Cang Da, who was already incontinent, Zongwu waved the knife in his hand coldly, but... in the end, it didn't fall.

"That, boss," Zongwu turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng behind him, "Is there any other way? It's really disgusting."

"Of course," Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, then pointed to Zong Wu's side, "You can ask the V-shaped bangs beside you or the orangutan on the other side."

"Huh?" Zongwu instantly became expressionless.

"You bastard..." Fourteen, dressed in casual clothes, scolded with blue veins and gritted teeth, "You dare to perjury, and now you will cut my belly!"

"Calm down, Fourteen." Kondo, whose only important parts of his body were covered by leaves, comforted him while eating a banana, then looked at Sogogo and said, "This time, it's not something that can be solved by writing a letter of repentance. Oh, always realize."

Looking at the group of Zhenxuan team members in casual clothes, Zongwu turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with some helplessness: "Boss!"

Jiang Cheng shrugged, squinted his eyes and smiled and said, "I never said I wanted to wipe your **** for you, but they... but everyone has prepared high-quality toilet paper and hemorrhoid medicine for you. And then... Bye~”

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and glanced lightly at Yueyong, who was holding Wujiang, and Kagura, who was standing.

"Gone..."

……

Looking at Yue Yong, who was walking unhurriedly with Wujiang in his arms, and at Jiang Cheng, who was leisurely wearing a kimono, Kagura suddenly stopped and slumped on the ground.

"What's wrong?" Jiang Cheng asked back.

"I'm so hungry," Kagura said aggrievedly, rubbing his stomach, "I didn't eat Aru for lunch or dinner, I didn't have any strength, and I ran with Wujiang for so long..."

"Then you can rest for a while and then follow up, goodbye." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied, then turned around again and walked towards the front.

"Hey! Stupid little uncle! Asshole!" Kagura shouted with white eyes, "Why did Aru just talk to himself?! Was it intentional?! Was it absolutely intentional?!"

After listening, Jiang Cheng's footsteps gradually slowed down, and at the same time he smiled helplessly, then raised his hand and hooked his index finger without looking back.

"Follow up, or I'll leave you behind."

Seeing this, Kagura's face brightened with joy, and then she stood up instantly. After cheering, she ran towards Jiang Cheng and landed on Jiang Cheng's back with a small jump.

"Really, I'm still coquettish when I'm so old," Jiang Cheng slowly set off and sighed leisurely at the same time, "If I can, I'm the one who wants to be coquettish."

"Smell," Kagura put his head on Jiang Cheng's shoulder and grinned unconscionably, "The smell on my uncle's body is very similar to Mummy's."

"Does your mother... also smell like an uncle?" Yueyong looked at Kagura and complained earnestly.

"Hey! What do you mean? Are you saying that I smell like an uncle?" Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly at Yueyong, who was beside him, "Stinky woman! Who smells like an uncle!"

"It's not Uncle's stinky words..." Yueyong lowered her head and thought carefully, "Is that the smell of the house?"

"I really killed you!!" Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"Neither," Kagura shook his head, then closed his eyes and whispered, "It's the smell of family."

Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura in surprise, opened his mouth to say something, but finally gave up, smiled lightly, and then gradually accelerated his pace.

……

"Little uncle, why doesn't that person want others to know what Wu Jiang's father did? Aru?" Kagura suddenly asked.

"Who knows." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "You must know that warriors are very stubborn guys."

"Although I don't know what kind of bad things her father did, Aru, and how he died, but..." After speaking, Kagura glanced at Wujiang, who was sleeping soundly in Yueyong's arms, "Just Is this really the most appropriate way for Wujiang to hide the truth from Wujiang and take the blame alone, Aru?"

"My uncle is not a samurai," Jiang Cheng replied casually. "What those stubborn samurai adults are thinking is not something that an OTAKU like me can know. But...well, isn't the result good? It happened to follow the wish of the kid, and the situation developed as the kid wanted. For him, this is the most important thing. So there is no need to ask why. There are many things in the world. If you know about it, it will only add unnecessary troubles.”

"Does my uncle also have Aru? Things I don't want to know, but I know."

"No," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I hate troublesome things and troubles the most."

"So..."

"Also, men still need to maintain a little sense of mystery to be more popular." Jiang Cheng continued, "Like a certain dog who is lazy and slovenly all day, but has no head and stares at the burnt man all day. The silver hair with dead fish eyes is the worst, you have to remember this kind of thing.”

"But my uncle is also lazy and slovenly all day long and doesn't have the energy of Aru." Kagura said ruthlessly.

"Kagura-chan, you didn't understand what I meant," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then continued with a serious face: "The most important thing is the following words, the head is the same as the whole day that has been burned by fire. Natural curls of silver hair with dead fish eyes...and...bad."

"I feel like what you're talking about is Gin-chan..." Kagura muttered silently.

"It turns out that even Kagura-chan thinks silver time is bad." Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, "Ahahaha..."

"Hello!"

"Also pay attention to bald men," Jiang Cheng added. "You should avoid shaking your S and wearing human glasses. If you meet these kinds of men, you will never be happy in your life."

"I included myself mercilessly." Kagura laughed and complained.

"After all, little uncle is a good man," Jiang Cheng smiled, then glanced at Wujiang, who buried his head in Yueyong's arms, "and...that little girl over there, think If you cry, cry out, if you don't dare to cry out loud when you want to cry, that kid will definitely feel that everything he does is meaningless."

"Wujiang..." Kagura looked at Wujiang in disbelief.

"Thank you? Apologize? No, what that kid wants to see is not that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng continued lightly, "What he wants is, next time he appears in front of him in a dignified manner, facing him again. It's fine if he wields his own weapon. It doesn't matter whether it's suffering, or a short sword, it's your own."

Wujiang didn't reply, but the shaking of his shoulders became more intense...

At this moment, Gintoki's lazy voice came from the side.

"Yo, Kagura, we're here to save you." Yin Shi, who was standing not far from the crowd, raised his hand and waved at Kagura.

"Yes, Kagura-chan, is it okay?" Shinhachi, who was standing beside Gintoki, asked with a concerned expression.

But after seeing the bulging belly of the two, Kagura couldn't be moved.

"You two bastards, are you carrying me out to eat delicious food, Aru?!" Kagura jumped off Jiang Cheng's back and charged towards the two with white eyes.

"How is it possible, Yin Sang and I have been looking for you all day." Xin Ba Haw quickly waved his hand and replied dodgingly.

"Yes, but you can't frame others casually." Yin Shi took over the words and pretended to complain: "It's been a hard day with Xin Baha today."

"Stop lying!" Kagura sniffed her little nose, then roared with white eyes and kicked the two to the ground, "The two of you's clothes are stained with the smell of the Xuxuyuan store, Aru! It's full of the smell of roast beef tenderloin and roast beef tongue! You bastards! You left me and the two to go to that high-end restaurant! Wash inside wash inside wash inside!"

"No! This is just the smell that sticks to you when I went to Xuxuyuan to find you!" Yinshi retorted loudly.

"Yeah! Kagura-chan! It's just sticky when one store is looking for you!" Shinbaha agreed.

"You believe in ghosts!!"

……

On the other side, Shi Shi directed a group of Zhenxuan team members to **** these langurs who gave up their resistance to the police car one by one, and then came to Zong Wu, lit a cigarette and took two puffs of nicotine. He asked indifferently, "How is it? Did you find out something after so long? That man."

"Next time, go by yourself, Tufang," Zongwu said helplessly, spreading his hands, "I feel like if the boss wanted to kill me, I would have died eight hundred times. That person... ah, I really don't want to. Admitting that kind of guy is human, that kind of toughness is obviously beyond the common sense of biology. That kind of monster is not something that we people or this country can deal with,”

"Of course it's the most suitable for you to go, aren't you friends?" Fourteen raised the corners of his mouth and said with a smile on his face.

"It's just a relatively harmonious relationship," Zongwu replied, "As a human being, I don't dare to test the other side of the boss, but then again, why is Tufang so obsessed with the boss? Are you lonely? Do you want to join us to play? If so, you can say it, as long as you say it well, you can bring your shy one to the next party.”

"No!" Shi Shi retorted with blank eyes, "It's that uncle! That uncle asked me to do it!"

"Uncle Matsudaira? What does he want to do?"

"I don't know." Shi Shi replied casually, "Probably he wanted to seek cooperation or something. If you pull that kind of guy who has an incredible deterrent power over the upper shogunate into his camp, the general's Things might be better..."

"If that's the case, you can persuade him to give up." Zongwu spread his hands and replied, "The boss can't do such troublesome things."

"Cut..."

……

Two weeks later, Zong Wu, who was dressed in civilian clothes and was punished with 3,000 letters of repentance, fell asleep on the table in the room.

Beside Zongwu is the mountain of God in casual clothes who is writing and writing on his desk.

"Speaking of which, Captain, have you seen the little girl in the Hexagon House again after that?" Kamiyama suddenly thought of it, stopped writing and looked at Sogou.

"No, I haven't seen it before." Zongwu took off his blindfold, yawned and responded.

"Hey?! Could it be that she still misunderstood the captain as her father-killing enemy?! Maybe she will stare at your life again!"

"I heard that she was picked up by relatives in the countryside, so she shouldn't have the chance to meet again. She's really a little **** who will cause trouble." Zongwu replied helplessly.

"If only she could live happily, happy enough to forget about the captain. But speaking of it, captain, your personality is so unforgettable!"

"I don't want you to say that..."

As soon as Zongwu's voice fell, a kunai shot straight at Zongwu from outside the door, but the speed... a little slow, at first glance, it was a novice.

Songwu unhurriedly stretched out **** to hold Kunai, and took off the small note tied on top.

"Enemy attack?! Inside the Zhenxuan group camp?!" Shenshan instantly got up and rushed out the door.

"Ah, yes, enemy attack." After glancing at the contents of the paper~IndoMTL.com~ Sogo folded the note and tucked it into his arms at will, then smiled and said, "It really is Trouble, I'm being targeted by a tough enemy again."

"Where?! Where?!"

At this time, Zongwu, who felt the vibration of the phone in his arms, took out the phone, turned on the screen and glanced at it, it was Jiang Cheng's text message.

"Half of the reward has been credited to your account. Next time, I will introduce a better girl. Then, a final reminder, after doing things that make you happy with that chrysanthemum mountain, remember to clean it up. "

"Shenshan, what did you tell the boss?" Zongwu asked blankly after taking back the phone.

"What? Of course, it's to show him the symbol of the steadfast friendship between the two of us!" Kamiyama stood at attention and saluted, and replied loudly: "The one on the **** that was left by the captain's sharp weapon It can prove that the captain and I are a symbol of the relationship that can safely and boldly hand over the back and chrysanthemum to each other!"

"Washing--!!"

(This article ends.)