Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 447: :The allure of money for human beings is not just talk! (Fang…

"The so-called superpower is the ability to do things that ordinary people can't do."

"My name is Qi...Jiang Cheng, I am a superhuman. Although I have never said it, it is the truth, even if it is a new setting. It does not matter!"

"You can bend the spoon without touching it with your hands. If you want to win the lottery, you can win the lottery. It's a dreamy life..."

"All in all, because I can do things that ordinary people can't do, it's normal to suddenly become a cat."

"Meow! (Normal!)"

In the grove in front of an ordinary shrine, an orange-red cat stood on both feet while covering its small head with its two paws, and shouted frantically in cat language, "Meow, meow, meow! ( It's too late to add new settings at this time! What the **** is going on?! Why is it a cat?! Why does it become a cat?!)"

"Well, I've already explained the new settings for you to the readers, I should go back." The boy wearing a green high school uniform, with pink hair and green lenses glasses on his face, looked at him for some reason. Jiang Cheng, who turned into a very cute cat with a rare soft orange-red fur, raised his hand and said... No, he said it through telepathy.

"Meow! (Wait! Brother!)" Jiang Cheng quickly raised his right paw, "Meow meow! (You must have a way! Help me! Aren't you brothers like sextuplets? ?!)"

"It's too much trouble, I'm very busy. Now that the anime and manga are over, I'm not a popular protagonist like you who is active in various fandoms. Goodbye! "

After speaking, the pink-haired boy instantly disappeared in place.

"Meow-!! (Hey-!! Is that last sentence a sarcasm?! It's sarcasm! Are you underestimating me?! You bastard!)" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes , "Meow!! (Hey-!!)"

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[It's over, it's really over...] Jiang Cheng, who turned into a cat, wandered the streets of Kabukicho, and at the same time thought anxiously: [I just came out to buy a game, why did I turn into a cat? Is it retribution? Cat's revenge? Is it the cat fairy who met a wild cat begging for food on the way to revenge me and ignored it? ]

【I know I was wrong! Really wrong! 】Jiang Cheng stopped, stood on both feet and scratched the wall of the house next to him, 【Lord Cat Immortal! I really know I'm wrong! If you meet a wild cat begging for food on the street in the future, you will definitely not ignore it! please! Change me back! Such claws can't hold the gamepad at all! ! ]

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's whole body stood up subconsciously, his eyes widened involuntarily, his face covered in cold sweat, and he slowly turned his head back mechanically.

I saw a number of men wearing uniform yellow coats with pocket nets and white cloth belts with the words "Kabukicho Town Hall" slung across their bodies, staring at them with kindness.

"...Hand over Jin's mother!!" Several cat men said in unison.

Although the synchronization rate with this body has not reached 100%, Jiang Cheng still tried his best... He fled, turned his head and ran without any hesitation.

【What's the situation? ! 】While running, Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Why does the protagonist encounter such a supernatural event? ! Stop kidding! What to do with this body! The synchronization rate has just reached one percent! Give me at least 2%! It's really hard to walk on four legs! Just give me a few more days to get used to it! ! ]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng had already fled into an alley, but at this time Jiang Cheng realized that the alley in front of him had been stopped by two cat men!

【Are you attacking from both sides? 】Jiang Cheng stopped, glanced at the few cat-catchers who were chasing him and walked in, and sighed in his heart.

"Obey, hand over Jin's mother!!" After several cat menders surrounded Jiang Cheng, they waved the net in their hands involuntarily.

"Meow! (There is no other way, I can only do it like this, although the four feet are not proficient...)" Said, Jiang Cheng stood up with both feet, and at the same time the sharp nails in the two front paws It leaked out, "Meow! (But I'm so proficient with both feet! Bastards!)"

While shouting, Jiang Cheng got up and jumped up and rushed towards the lower body of the two cat mending men in front of him: "Meow?! (My **** damn? What a joke!) Meow! (It's you scumbags who should be castrated!)"

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that the cat named Fangyi, who had always had black and white hair from the eaves above his head, but had no ears, was actually watching him all the time. She has been watching herself since she was walking down the street.

Furthermore, at the moment when he was stuck in the alley and seemed helpless, Fangyi was ready to jump down to rescue. However, Fang Yi stopped when he saw Jiang Cheng stand up on both feet to fight back.

Thanks to this, Fang Yi enjoys an absolutely appalling human-cat battle...

At the entrance of this unremarkable alley far away from the crowd, the screams of cat men and cats and the sound of banging houses being smashed one after another are constantly heard.

The sound doesn't last long, about half a minute.

【Really, do you really think this uncle can be dealt with by turning into a cat? 】Jiang Cheng sat on the ground, looked at the group of cat men who had passed out, and thought to himself while licking his paws, 【A group of idiots. ]

But all of a sudden, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted and stopped quickly, his paws in front of his face covered in sweat, "Meow!! (What's going on?! Why can't I help licking my paws? Is it because after such a period of time, the synchronization rate with this body has increased?! How can it be repaired!!)”

"Meow! (Yato! Get out of here! It's you?! It's you! It's a collaboration with your crew, right?! Absolutely?!)"

(Nora: Japanese means wild cat.)

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng's stomach suddenly growled.

[Ah, I'm hungry...] Jiang Cheng thought helplessly, [There is no other way, I can only find a way to fill my stomach first. If I go back to Yoshihara now, I will definitely not be recognized. Even if I am recognized, I will definitely be laughed at by that stinky woman. Forget it, let's see if these people have food or money on them...]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng got up and slowly walked towards the few cat tinkerers who were lying on the ground and fell into a coma.

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"Meow...(One, two, three...) Meow! (It's really lucky! It's almost 100,000 yuan in total!)" Jiang Cheng searched everyone's wallets and gave all the money in it I took it out and put it on the ground, "Meow! (Eating today shouldn't be a problem now)"

"Hey, kid." A strong male cat voice sounded from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Chengxun stood up and looked over, only to see a big cat without ears standing behind him.

"What's the matter? Are you hungry too?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, then stretched out his paws and pushed the few coins in front of him towards Fang Yi, "Take it, I swore to Immortal Cat today. , If you meet a wild cat begging for food, you will never ignore it again. You are in a good time. Take these and buy some good cat food to eat and go to the pet store to take care of yourself. Look at your hair, you are all It's almost time to tie the knot."

"This kind of thing is useless for wild cats." Fang Yi hummed and reminded, "Are you new here?"

"Useless?" Jiang Cheng sneered, then opened his mouth to take the money from the ground, and waved his small paws, "Come with me, it's your lucky day to meet me today, Today, I will show you how tempting money is to human beings, as long as it is for money, human beings will do anything.”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked step by step towards the alley.

"Wait..." Fang Yi wanted to stop, but Jiang Cheng had already stepped out of the alley.

Seeing this, Fang Yi can only follow quickly.

……

In a restaurant.

Jiang Cheng and Fang were squatting face to face on an empty seat, and all the guests beside them were watching the two in amazement... not two cats.

Jiang Cheng turned over the menu in front of him and asked without raising his head, "What would you like to eat? Is there anything you should not eat?"

"That...that..."

"Guest, have you ordered yet?" The waiter on the side asked with a kind smile as she bent over and asked very kindly.

"Have you chosen yet? You?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and closed the menu, looking at Fang Yi opposite him strangely, "It's not your first time to eat at this kind of place, right? You're nervous. ?"

"No...I just..."

"I see, I know," Jiang Cheng shook his head and chuckled, "He's really a shy boy, I can't help it, let me order for you this time."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng patted the menu with his paw and looked at the waiter, "Meow! (Come all!)"

Then ~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng pointed to the money on the table next to him with his paw, and dipped his paw on the water in the cup beside him, writing on the table: "One serving of all, less salt. ."

"I see!" After the young lady shouted excitedly, she turned and rushed towards the kitchen.

"It's amazing! It's the first time I've seen such a smart cat!" a female guest said in surprise, covering her mouth.

"Me too!" A male guest echoed, "This is the first time I've seen a cat who came to the restaurant to order dinner with money!"

"Can I keep this cat? Mom?" A little boy pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at his mother.

"No, this kind of cat is not something we can afford." The young mother lowered her head and reprimanded in a low voice.

"So cute!" An excited girl reached out and touched Jiang Cheng's hairy head.

"Meow! (What are you doing?! Smelly woman!)" Jiang Cheng ducked aside for a moment and called out with white eyes.