Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 448: :At least try it before saying if you like it or not!

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Fang Yi looked at Jiang Cheng who was in front of him with a large piece of Duoying, and couldn't calm down for a long time.

【What kind of monster cat is this? ! 】Fang spit in his heart.

"Why don't you eat?" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Fang Yi with a puzzled expression, "Is it not to your taste? Would you like me to give you something else?"

"Ah, no need." Fang Yi hurriedly replied.

"Then eat quickly, you can open your belly and eat a lot today, don't be polite to me." Jiang Cheng politely said, "I'll take you to the pet store to get your hair trimmed."

"No, no, I'm not used to eating in this kind of place. Goodbye." With that, Fang turned to leave.

"Wait a minute," Jiang Cheng's tone turned sideways, and said coldly, "Is this the attitude of others when they kindly invite you to dinner? Leave it for me to eat obediently, otherwise... I'll kill you..."

Fang Yi, who was scared to stop by Jiang Cheng's aura, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with sweat on his face, [This... Where is this kid from? ! what happened? Such momentum! ]

"Hey, stop dawdling, sit down and eat quickly." Jiang Cheng reminded again, "I swore an oath, do you want me to break my oath after I swore it?"

After listening, although reluctantly, Fangyi could only sit down and eat one bite at a time.

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"Welcome next time!" The waitress opened the door, bent down, and kindly shouted at Jiang Cheng and Fang, who walked out of the door one after another on the cat's footsteps.

"I'm full, I'm full," Jiang Cheng let out a soothing voice, "Let's go, I'll take you to the next place."

"That..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng stopped and glanced at Fang Yi behind him, "Don't you want to?"

"No...no no, I just feel a little embarrassed to make you spend so much money." Fang answered quickly.

"It's okay, it's not my own money anyway," Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly, "and it just so happened that I wanted to take a bath too, I haven't had a good bath with my body like this. Let's go. "

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In a pet store in Edo.

Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi are enjoying the scrub service of a cute girl.

"Yeah~ I can't believe that after turning into a cat, I don't have to wash myself~" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed, but then he suddenly felt something, covered his **** and stepped aside, staring blankly at the man in front of him. The little girl howled: "Meow!! (Where are you touching?! I can wash it myself there!)"

"Manager, this cat doesn't seem to like being touched in private parts." The little girl said to another young girl who was cleaning Fang Yi.

"After all, it's such a rare cat that can bring money to the pet store. It's normal to have some cleanliness." The girl called the store manager replied without looking up.

"Ah, that's it," the little girl turned her head back and looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile, "I'm sorry, kitty-chan, I'll be careful not to run into it, give me another chance ."

"Meow...(It's almost the same, give me a good attention, not all cats like to be touched in that kind of place.)" Jiang Cheng then stepped forward again, enjoying the little girl again of kneading service.

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"Welcome to next time~" The two girls stood outside the door and bent their bodies to say goodbye to Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi, who had showered and their hair was glistening in the sun.

"How is it? Not bad, right?" Jiang Cheng sniffed at himself, "It's becoming more fragrant."

"That...I..." Fang stopped and smiled awkwardly.

"I understand, if you want to go, just go." Jiang Cheng stopped and shook his head gently, without turning his head, "But next time if you have any difficulties, you can come to Yoshihara to find me, there It's my turf."

"Yoshihara also has stray cats?!" Fang Yi was surprised.

"Of course," Jiang Cheng said as a matter of course, then raised his paw and waved, "Goodbye, it's time to go back and do something happy after eating and washing."

【A happy thing? ! 】Fang Yi's whole cat is bad, 【What happy things can you do in Yoshihara? ! Could it be... Could it be that Yoshihara still has a shop that specializes in cats? ! ]

"Do you want to go together?" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his head and asked, "It seems that you haven't done such a happy thing for a long time, right?"

"Wait...Wait! You're referring to the kind of happy thing!!" Fang Yi shouted in horror.

Jiang Cheng smiled, "Yes, very happy "battle"~"

"You are really amazing..."

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It was late at night, Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room.

Two cats jumped in from the window one after the other.

"This is..." Fang, who followed Jiang Cheng, glanced at the layout of the room, and looked at Jiang Cheng who was standing on two legs and walked step by step towards the refrigerator in the corner with some doubts.

"My... an acquaintance's room." Jiang Cheng, who skillfully opened the door of the refrigerator in front of the refrigerator, answered without replying, "What would you like to drink? Is cola okay?"

"Coke... Coke?!" Fang Yi hurriedly stopped, "No! Coke is not good! Coke is not good for cats!"

Jiang Cheng pulled a can of cola and a can of oolong tea with his claws, "If you don't want to drink it, drink oolong tea, there are only these two kinds, although I really want to invite you to drink some wine, but the wine I have secretly hidden before is all found."

"Aren't you a cat?! Can cats drink alcohol?!"

"Are you so surprised?" Jiang Cheng opened the Coke can with his own paws, then lowered his head and licked, "What's wrong with the cat? Can't the cat drink? Don't try it. Just say something is not good! Remember it for me!"

"That... When it comes to being a cat, I should be your senior, right?" Fang Yi muttered a little speechlessly.

"Then your senior is a failure," Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then walked towards the computer in the living room, "I'm going to do something very happy next, if you don't want to do it, Just watch TV or whatever."

"Is it right here?!"

"Ah, here it is," Jiang Cheng nodded, jumped onto the table, turned on the computer with his cat's paws, and sat down in front of the gamepad, "My happiest thing is about to begin. "

"Is the happy thing you're referring to actually a game?!" Fang Yi shouted with some collapse.

"Yes." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then whispered to himself: "But I just don't know if such claws will be used as usual, but there should be no problem, just treat it as using two claws. One finger is good to play."

"Cut, thank you I was looking forward to it." Fang Yi turned his face away and spat softly.

"What did you say?" Jiang Cheng looked at Fang Yi suspiciously, "Did you say anything just now? Do you want to play? There is also a two-player mode."

"No, no, I'm going back." After speaking, Fang turned around and jumped onto the window sill, then thought to himself: [I thought this monster cat could be used, but... it really doesn't work. ]

"That's it... Then, bye bye." Jiang Cheng replied without looking back.

"By the way, your name?"

"Jiang s... No, Jiang is fine." Jiang Cheng replied, "How about you? My first cat acquaintance."

"Fang Yi." After saying that, Fang Yi turned his head and jumped straight down.

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Yue Yong should never forget the scene she saw when she opened the door of Jiang Cheng's room. The orange-red cat was squatting in front of the computer, with her two front paws constantly controlling the gamepad.

"Meow (oh, it was Yueyue)" Jiang Cheng glanced back at the person who came, then responded casually, then turned his head again and stared at the monitor tightly.

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng came to his senses, stopped what he was doing in a hurry, turned around and rushed towards the window.

【Oops! Playing so hard that I forgot the fact that I am a cat now! 】Jiang Cheng thought to himself as he ran, 【It's okay not to be recognized, but if you are recognized, you will be laughed at by this stinky woman for the rest of your life! ! ]

Jiang Cheng jumped up, jumped on the window sill, then jumped down and quickly disappeared into the crowd.

Only Yue Yong, who was stunned in place and unresponsive, was left in the room.

After a long time, Yueyong gradually came back to her senses and murmured in disbelief: "The cat now...is really amazing..."

"No, no," Yueyong, who suddenly thought of something, shook her head quickly, "This is not the time to talk about this, where did that idiot OTAKU go? He doesn't come back now..."

"Assemble!" Yueyong closed the door again and shouted in the corridor.

As soon as the words fell, dozens of Miss Baihua appeared in front of Yueyong.

"Is there any news?" Yueyong asked.

"Chief, according to our investigation, Jiang Cheng sama finally disappeared here," a Miss Baihua took out a map and pointed to the circled location, "in front of this temple in Kabukicho. "

"Okay~IndoMTL.com~ I know." Yue Yong took the map, "The third division and the fourth division will stay in charge of Yoshihara's patrol, and the rest will follow me."

“Hi!”×n

But this search is doomed to be fruitless...

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The next day, Jiang Cheng yawned heavily after he woke up from under the shrine floor.

[Ah, it really doesn't work.] Jiang Cheng licked his paws while washing his face with his paws, and said somewhat helplessly: [Don't say recovery, the synchronization rate has risen to an unbelievable level. I thought I could find some clues here, but it's really useless, so Haoshi must be very happy, right? After all, I like cats so much. It should be said that only he is very happy, hey...]

【What's going to happen next to this work? Is it a work of another theme entirely? ]

Just as Jiang Cheng was thinking about it, out of the corner of his eyes, he suddenly discovered something, that was... Fang Yi who was squatting in front of the shrine!