Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 449: :Men get together to talk about topics that women never know!
"Finally woke up, Jiang." After Fang Yi said this, he turned around and walked away, "Let's go, another very interesting guy has come. Come and meet me a little bit."
"Hey, wait a minute, why are you so familiar with yourself?" Jiang Cheng groaned speechlessly as he walked out from under the floor, "I never said I wanted to be your companion! Even if the work becomes "Maybe This Cat's Soul", I won't become your partner!"
"Stop being so talkative, come with me quickly." Fang Yi responded impatiently without turning his head back.
Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat with disdain. Although he was a little reluctant, he finally followed up, "Actually, I am also the protagonist. Although I have become what I am now, I can't change it. In fact, you want to I know exactly what I want to do, I want to be a supporting role, right? Be an important supporting role, right? If so, give me a little more respect, maybe I can give you the status of the second male. Although there is no salary..."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, stopped and looked at a group of wild cats in the grass that were secretly looking at him and Fang Yi. At the same time, Jiang Cheng also noticed that those wild cats were looking at Fang Yi. In Yi's eyes, there is both fear and... resentment.
"Why are those wild cats so afraid of you?" Jiang Cheng started again and asked casually.
"Have you never heard of me? Wild Elvis in Kabukicho. That's me," Fang said as he walked.
"Is the cat's world also divided into upper and lower levels?!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "I thought it was only divided into males and females! It's amazing! Then, is there a Hualiu Street in the cat's world? Is there a tavern? There are games Hall?!"
"There is no such thing!" Fang Yi couldn't help complaining, "What's going on with your head? Why do you care about that kind of thing?!"
"After all, I might use this body to live from now on, so it's better to ask this kind of thing in advance." Jiang Cheng replied, "Of course it doesn't matter if you don't have it! If you don't have it, create it. That's good! Everything in the world has gone through the process of starting from nothing! Don't give up! Fangichi! Ears will also grow from nothing!"
"Why did the topic go to my ear?!" Fang Yi frantically complained, "And how do you say how to grow back! It's impossible!"
"Don't worry, your gold will grow back! Give yourself some confidence! Fangichi!"
"My gold is still hanging from my crotch!"
"Let's just say, it will definitely grow back. I didn't expect it to be so fast." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.
"I've never lost it!" Fang Yi exclaimed with white eyes.
"Then, your stick will grow back, don't worry."
"I haven't lost that either!"
After listening, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and showed sympathy on his face, "I see, since neither Jin's mother nor the stick has been lost, then you must have lost that one! But don't give up! I can definitely [stand] up again!”
"Are you only thinking about that?!" Fang Yi roared with white eyes, "I haven't lost anything at all! Whether it's a **** gold, a stick, or that kind of ability. , are not lost!"
"Then...is it early..."
Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was kicked flying by the furious Fang Yi.
"Shut up!!!!"
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Meanwhile, in the Dengshi Tavern, Shin Baha and Kagura are sitting at the front desk, regretting the failed commission in the morning.
"Speaking of which, where did Yin Sang go?" Xin Ba Haw said with some distress.
"There must be a place where he made his silver **** gold **** Aru." Kagura replied casually.
"Are you still chasing that cat?" Dengshi asked Xiang Xinba after puffing with a cigarette.
"You can't even catch a cat, what a waste of wood that even a plastic bottle is." Catherine, who was also standing at the counter holding an unfinished bottle of oolong tea, spread her hands and laughed.
"What did you say?!"
Hearing this, Kagura's veins burst instantly. After scolding, he stepped on the counter and snatched the plastic bottle from Catherine's hand, grabbed Catherine's head with one hand, and held a beverage bottle with the other. Knocked **** Catherine's head.
"Do you want me to tell you what a plastic bottle is for?! Thief cat!" Kagura scolded with white eyes as he tapped.
"The usage is wrong!" Katherine, who was hit by Kagura's nosebleed and couldn't stop, shouted hurriedly.
"By the way, there are too many vicious cats on this street." Xin Ba Haw, who ignored the noise of the two, said with some emotion, "The number has also increased recently, pets have been scratched, parrots have been eaten, The fish was stolen, and the most outrageous thing was that someone was robbed by a cat yesterday, and then the people on this street said they couldn't let those wild cats go..."
"A ligation?" Deng Po asked tentatively.
"Yes," Shinhachi nodded and replied, "they wanted to catch the wild cat in Kabukicho for sterilization. But only about that Hoichi, the people on this street were helpless."
"Really," Granny Denshi exhaled a second-hand smoke, and continued with some disdain, "it is because the owner casually abandons the cat that the cat becomes a wild cat. It is better to take away the gold from human beings, and the world may change. So it might be better."
"Is it okay to wait for me to use this human inter-stock plan at least once?" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain, then a look of worry appeared on his face, and he continued: "Also, I can't really let it go. No matter what, the wild Elvis Hoichi, who reigns at the top of the Kabukicho cat colony, is rumored to be fierce and cunning, biting large dogs and seriously injuring children."
"Did you see it with your own eyes?" Denshi asked.
"No, I was convinced by seeing that guy's actions today." Shin Baha folded his arms and replied earnestly.
"Is that so..." Deng Shi replied casually, "I don't think that guy is as bad as everyone says."
As soon as Deng Shi's voice fell, the store door was suddenly opened, and Yue Yong's voice came in.
"Excuse me, did Jiang Cheng come here yesterday and today?" Yueyong stepped into the Dengshi store with a cigarette stick.
"No, no." Dengshi shook his head.
"Is Jiang Chengsang also missing?" Xin Baha looked at Yueyong with a puzzled expression.
"Ah, I haven't returned since I went out in the daytime yesterday." Yueyong replied lightly, and then took out a map from her arms, "Yesterday's investigation, the last place that appeared was in front of this shrine, in It hasn't been seen since then."
"Hey?! Is that the shrine too?!" Shinbaha was surprised, "Gin-san also disappeared from that shrine this morning!"
I don't know when Elizabeth stepped into the door and held up her sign: "Yesterday morning, Guisang also disappeared in front of this shrine, and all the clues after that were broken."
"Hey?! Even Guisang is missing?!" Xin Baha was surprised, but then he thought of something, he quickly waved his hand and said with a smile, "It should be alright, maybe it's just three people It's just a drunken friends meeting at a tavern, after all, it's those three people."
"Indeed, if the three of them are together, there is no other possibility except this possibility." Granny Toshi nodded and said.
"And the three of them won't encounter any danger together." Xin Baha smiled and took over, "I feel a little relieved."
"But..." Yueyong suddenly thought of the cat in Jiang Cheng's room last night, frowned and whispered, "Maybe..."
"Huh? What's wrong? Miss Yueyong?" Xin Baha asked suspiciously.
"No, it's nothing, since it's three people together, there's no problem." Yue Yong shook his head, then turned around and raised his hand to say hello, "Goodbye."
Looking at Yue Yong's back, Xin Ba Haw was a little confused.
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On the other side, Jiang Cheng and Fang Yi stood on the edge of the window in the alley where Jiang Cheng's cat people fought yesterday, looking at a white hair with messy and frying hair that was attacked by the same cat men. cat.
"Hand over the **** gold!" a cat catcher shouted and charged at the white-haired cat with a net.
But at this moment, Fang jumped down in an instant, stepping on the cat-men's sword and throwing him to the ground.
"Yes... it's Fangyi!" The remaining cat catchers shouted in panic when they saw Fangyi who suddenly appeared.
"Meow (Hey, didn't you have a long memory yesterday?)" Jiang Cheng's voice sounded from behind the remaining cat catchers, "Meow. (It doesn't matter, as long as you bring enough money) If so)”
"It's the cat from yesterday!" A cat catcher turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "The cat that ransacked us!"
At this time, the white-haired cat has not figured out the situation.
"Meow! (Bingo! That's right! But there is no reward here!)" After shouting, Jiang Cheng rushed directly to several cat catchers.
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"One, two, three..." Jiang Cheng, who was squatting on the ground, counted today's gains, "Is there only a little over fifty thousand today? A bunch of poor ghosts. Cut it!"
Looking at a group of cat catchers who fell on the ground and fell into a coma, when the white cat was silver, the corners of his mouth full of black lines twitched and complained: "It's too skilled, isn't it? What does a cat do for money? I can't use it at all!"
Jiang Cheng snorted and said, "Another stupid cat who doesn't understand anything~IndoMTL.com~ Fang Yi, as a senior, please teach this stupid cat who doesn't understand anything."
"Bastard! What did you say?!" Yin Shi instantly frowned and cursed with white eyes.
"Wait, now is not the time to talk about that kind of thing. You said that you just scolded me too, right?"
Fang Yi glanced at Jiang Cheng with contempt, then looked at Yin Shi again and said, "Boy, come with me..."
"Hey? Don't you want to go to the pet shop for a soft massage today?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, "I like the strength of that young lady."
Fang Yi didn't answer, but turned and walked towards the alley on the other side.
Yinshi turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Fangyi on the other side, and finally chose to trot to keep up with Fangyi...
"So these cats are not cute at all~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed.