Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 45: : [Perseverance] and [Momentum] don’t work everywhere!

"Hey?! Why?! Why does it have to be called Yamazaki! And why does it have to be virginity! Why are there such specific conditions! And why can you see virginity?!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Shut up, Yamazaki, it's just a virginity. Readers who take up so many words will be angry. It's just a virginity." Zongwu said.

"Hey?! Why do you say it twice! ... Wow!"

As soon as Yamazaki's words came out, he was punched in the stomach by Gintoki, and instantly fell to the ground and rolled his eyes.

"Now the spirit has been attached!" Yin Shi explained loudly, "Then just need to eliminate Yamazaki and spirit together... smash the flat."

"The bridge... the bridge bean sack," Shi Shi, who was sitting with his head down, spoke at this moment, "that... is there a way not to destroy the chick spirit..."

Looking at Shi Shi who raised his head seriously, Jiang Cheng couldn't help being a little deceived for a while, but he still said nonsense: "It's not that there is no... But, just now, we have exhausted our spiritual power." After speaking, Jiang Cheng moved towards The three of Gintoki winked.

The three of them understood, fell to the ground and started twitching, spitting out a red unknown liquid. Even Jiang Cheng is the same.

"What's wrong! Master!" Kondo hurriedly said.

"Just now... I said that the spirit is too powerful..." Jiang Cheng got up and rubbed his chest, raised his head and pretended to be weak, but secretly smirked and thought to himself. [Sure enough, the Fanta I just bought came in handy! ]

"How... to do this for us!" Kondo's snot and tears welled up together.

"Then...then let me do it!" Fourteen stood up and said at the same time.

"You...you're just an ordinary human being!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"It's all... it's all my fault, so... this sin should be borne by me!" Shi Shi's face was a little gloomy.

"Hmph, not bad," Jiang Cheng said with a snort, "then..."

…

Dusk.

"Finally completed, please go to heaven." Fourteen said to the countless small graves erected by himself in the yard.

Every small grave is buried with an empty bottle of mayonnaise, and there are small tombstones erected one by one, densely written with the words: [Jiichiro], [Ji Erlang], [Ji Sanlang] ], 【Ji Shiro】, 【Ji Goro】...and three incense sticks are lit in front of each small grave...

"Hey, aren't we going too far?" Xin Baha asked in a low voice, "Will Tufang-sang be afraid to eat mayonnaise in the future!"

"What are you talking about, Ba Ha. We are helping others," Yin Shi replied casually. "It's good for his body to quit mayonnaise, so we can be considered to be doing good deeds. You say Isn't it, Kagura?"

Ginshi turned his head and saw that Kagura had run to those graves at some point, constantly muttering [Sorry! 】【Never eat egg rice bowl again】and so on.

"Hey! We also have a fool here who believes it!" Xin Bazhu was dumbfounded.

At this moment, Shi Shi came over and asked Jiang Cheng, "Is that... is this enough?"

"Ah?" Jiang Cheng was discussing some unknown things with Zongwu just now, and he didn't notice that Fourteen came over, so he couldn't help but feel a little confused for a while, "Ah! It's ok! It's important to you Mood! The feeling of thinking about those little chicks! The feeling of wanting them to go to heaven! Don't worry! If your mood is serious, then whether it's spiritual or something else, you can definitely feel it!"

"Are you in the mood?" Fourteen exhaled a puff of smoke and slowly turned his head to look at the sunset in the distance. His eyes were as complicated as they were.

Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha, who were watching from the side, all laughed in secret.

"That... what should I do with the spirit of the woman in red?" Kondo said at this time.

"The most troublesome thing has already been solved. You guys of that level can just use [Perseverance] [Momentum] to deal with it." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"Hey! [Perseverance] [Momentum] can't do it! No matter what you think about it! It's absolutely impossible to deal with that kind of thing!" Kondo shouted.

"Huh? Could it be that you are afraid?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo and said, "As the world-renowned director of the Shinsengumi, he is afraid of the spirit of a woman in red? Are you still a samurai?!"

"That's right, we are samurai," Fourteen turned back and said, "Samurai shouldn't be afraid of that ethereal thing, Master, I got it."

"The children can be taught," Jiang Cheng's face rose slightly, revealing a relieved expression.

"That..." Kondo whispered beside Shi Shi's ear, " Shi Shi, can you accompany me to the toilet... It's been almost a day..."

However, Jiang Cheng and several others also heard...

Shi Shi was just about to reprimand, when Kagura came over and said with a smirk, "It's really pitiful, do you want me to accompany you to the toilet?"

"How dare you fool the samurai!" Kondo panicked when he heard this, but his attitude took a 180-degree turn, "Then please accompany me to the toilet door!"

"You actually really asked her!" Fourteen was very angry.

"No way, it's really been too long..." Kondo turned his head and said innocently.

"Come on, let's go." With that, Kagura led Kondo to the toilet.

Looking at Kondo's back, Shi Shi had a black line on his face, "Please keep this matter a secret!" Shi Shi said to Jiang Cheng.

"Don't worry, this kind of situation happens a lot." Jiang Cheng said cheekily, "We won't tell this kind of thing."

"It really doesn't matter? It seems to be quite serious," Xin Ba Hao said, squeezing his throat. "Although we don't care about that level of spirituality, but you ordinary people..."

"Who do you underestimate?" Shi Shi said disdainfully, "If you regard the other party as a 3D projection, there is no need to be afraid, after all, there is no entity."

"Hey? Tufang-sang, did you really see the woman in red?" Zongwu asked.

"I can't tell, but..." Shi Shi recalled last night's scene, "At that time, it seemed that I really saw something that I couldn't tell."

"That's the attitude! It doesn't matter what kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng nodded.

But at this moment, everyone suddenly heard a scream, it was Kondo...

Everyone reacted and rushed to the toilet.

"What happened?" Fourteen rushed into the toilet first and asked.

"Maybe Aru was pulled by the zipper," Kagura replied.

"What a joke!" Shi Shi said and kicked the door open, only to see Kondo's head shoved into the toilet, the whole person was completely frightened and fainted...

Looking at Kondo who was lying on the tatami and kept saying things like "a woman in a red kimono", everyone didn't know what to say.

"This situation..." As soon as Shi Shi said, he was stunned by Jiang Cheng's fascination.

I saw Jiang Cheng help Kondo up and go down with a knife, Kondo stopped mumbling.

"What are you doing?! Soul fade!"

"Don't worry, just take a nap in this situation." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Then, I'll go to the toilet." After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up and walked towards the door.

Kagura: "I want too."

Xin Ba Hao: "I want it too."

Zongwu: "Then, I want it too."

After speaking, the four of them walked out one after another. Only Shishi and Yinshi who have not reacted are left...

After going out, Jiang Cheng and the four did not go to the toilet, but followed Zong Wu to a utility room.

"Take off the disguise, Mr. Zongwu is his own." Jiang Cheng said and took off the disguise on his body.

"Eh?! Eh~?!" Xinba was in disbelief, pointing at Sogou for a while, speechless, "Okita-san... When did you guys get together!"

"Hmph, sometimes the communication between men can be done with just one look." Jiang Cheng said casually.

However, Xin Ba Ha saw the dangerous aura on Jiang Cheng and Zong Wu's faces, and couldn't help but complained: "No, it's natural that we can make eye contact with each other!"

"But then again, Kagura-chan, you are going too far, you scared the gorillas so much that I almost couldn't come back~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng complained, but then Looking at Zongwu, "Zongwu-kun, are you ready for what you have prepared? "

"Don't worry, boss, it was prepared exactly as you requested." Sogo took out several sets of red kimonos, wigs, and flashlights from behind.

"Hey~ have you prepared something like this?" Xin Ba Haw didn't know what to say.

The three of them gathered around the red kimonos and began to discuss plans with the wigs, but they didn't notice the sentence Kagura said behind them [The orangutan is not my Aru! ]...

"Then, the plan is [Heartbeat! A night of fright with silver-haired natural curls and V-shaped bangs!]" Jiang Cheng said to the three people who had already changed their clothes.

"Hey, are we going too far?" Shinpachi tugged at his red kimono and couldn't help swallowing.

"What are you talking about? Xin Ba Ha? That silver hair with natural curly hair who doesn't even get paid, this is punishment!" Jiang Cheng said while arranging his wig.

"I didn't expect Hijikata-sang to be afraid of such a thing. Now the position of the deputy chief may really belong to me!" Zongwu turned on the flashlight with a gloomy smile on his face.

"Then, turn off the switch first." Jiang Cheng said with a finger.

…

On the other side, Shi Shi Yu and Yin Shi, who were sitting in the room, were a little impatient when they saw that everyone hadn't come back for a long time.

"Hey, why haven't those four come back yet?" Fourteen couldn't help muttering.

"Maybe it's a big one." Gintoki replied casually while flipping through the jump he didn't know where to find it.

But the next moment, the lights in the room suddenly went out. Then, the two of them heard a scream in unison. It was the four Jiang Cheng who had just left...