Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 450: :Not all feral cats reject domestic cats!

In the open space in front of the shrine, Jiang Cheng was lying on his side, propping his head with one paw, with a straw in his mouth, snorting Coke while rubbing his stomach while looking bored at the sight not far away For some reason, Yoshiichi and Gintoki are fighting.

It is worth mentioning that there are more than a dozen hamburger packaging bags and a dozen wild cats with their heads down and eating hamburgers scattered in the open space around Jiang Cheng.

"What are they...what are they doing?" Jiang Cheng murmured in his mouth, "Are you grabbing territory?"

"No..." After eating the hamburger, an orange cat squatted beside Jiang Cheng, looked at Fang Yi who was still attacking and Gin Shi who was dodging in a panic, and said, "If that wild cat is now If you don't show your backbone, you'll be kicked out of the street."

"Oh—" Jiang Cheng responded casually, "It's amazing, this kind of rule."

"It's up to you after a while? Why are you still so leisurely?" the orange cat asked again.

"Ah, I don't want to fight that kind of soft fight," Jiang Cheng said with a wave of his claws, "it's not good for me at all."

"Then you can't stay here any longer!" said the orange cat in surprise.

"Yes, yes," another cat with yellow stripes came over and said with a serious face, "Don't be afraid! If you are afraid, you will be driven out!"

"The first meeting brought us this kind of gift, and we won't sit idly by!" A cat with a scar at the corner of his eye approached, "Fight! Fight for yourself!"

Immediately afterwards, all the wild cats gathered around, and you cheered for Jiang Cheng one by one.

Jiang Cheng, who was a little impatient, was about to open his mouth to refute a few words, but suddenly he caught something out of the corner of his eyes, pointed his paw in the direction of Fang Yi and Yin Shi, and reminded: "Hey, look at that side!"

After listening, all the wild cats turned their heads and looked in the direction of Jiang Chengzhi.

I saw that Gintoki stood on his legs, and his two front claws resisted Fangichi's attack with force!

"Stop...stop?!" The wild cats exclaimed in disbelief.

"That guy actually stood on his legs?!"

"Teach me the rules here? Don't be kidding! The history of my living here, and the history of eating canned cat food..." With that, Gintoki pushed Fangichi's paw away and moved towards Fang. Yi kicked in the stomach, "It's several times yours!!"

"Yeah!" Fang Yi screamed, and his entire cat was kicked out. After turning around in the air, he landed on the ground with all four palms.

"Your... What's your name?" Fang Yi looked at Yin Shi and asked slowly.

"Sakata...Gintoki." Gintoki replied.

Jiang Cheng's whole cat is in bad shape, twitching the corners of his eyes and thinking frantically: [Is that ugly cat Yinshi? ! ]

"It's too long, just call it 'Silver'," Fang Yi slowly turned around, "Just live carefully to keep your gold. "

"Hey...hey, wait..."

Ginshi was about to say something but was surrounded by excited wild cats.

"Amazing! You are amazing!"

A group of wild cats who pushed Jiang Cheng up behind their backs praised them.

"It's no big deal for Fang Yi."

"Silver! It wouldn't be a dream if you replaced Fangichi to become the boss cat!"

"I've had enough of his tyranny!"

"Why are you making fun of yourself! Why are you so familiar with each other?!" Yin Shi shouted, just after speaking, Yin Shi suddenly felt something, and quickly covered Yu's butt, pointing A black cat behind him yelled with white eyes, "Hey! Don't smell my ass!"

"Yin! Help this child!" The orange cat pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still in a sluggish state and continued, "This child dare not fight Fang Yi at all!"

"Yeah! Help him!" Another cat echoed, "This kid is too timid, but he is also a cat!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng bending the Coke between his front legs, Yin Shi suddenly became expressionless, and at the same time he thought to himself: [Is this guy Jiang Cheng? ! ]

"Jiang it...don't need it," Fangyi's voice came over, "it...is a house cat."

At this moment, Jiang Chengcai recovered and shouted with white eyes, "Hey! Who is a house cat?!"

"Amazing! It turned out to be a house cat!"

"It's a house cat who came to play with friends! No wonder it's so clean."

"Did you bring us gifts because you wanted to play with us?"

"Wouldn't it be better to say this sooner?"

"Come on, don't be shy, we'll have a good time playing with you, how about the ball of yarn?"

"Of course not! This kid must have only a ball of wool to accompany him at home. Now he needs to play some more exotic games when he comes here!"

……

Listening to the feral cats, Jiang Cheng's face showed several black lines, and he muttered: "Although it sounds like domestic cats are better than feral cats, why? Do you feel a little hot in your heart?"

"Hey, look over there." Yin Shi suddenly found something and pointed in a certain direction to remind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng looked in the direction that Yin Shi was pointing, and saw a black cat with a blue silk scarf tied around its neck standing on both feet and leaning on a tree with its hands clasped, its eyes glancing here .

After noticing Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's gaze, the black cat turned and left, raising his right paw and swinging it, motioning Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi to follow.

……

In the forest not far in front of the shrine, next to a small mound, the black cat stood on his legs, looking directly at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng in front of him.

"I won't go around in circles, you...are not cats?"

"I don't want to be told by a guy who walks on two legs!" Gintoki fretted.

"No, I also walk on two legs." Jiang Cheng took a sip of Coke and raised his other hand to remind him.

Silver hour:...

"What have you done here?" The black cat turned to look at the small mound that looked like a small grave, and then asked.

"Ah? What if I do something?" Yin Shi replied in disapproval.

"No, no impression." Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"The owner here is a good person who will feed no matter what kind of cat," the black cat continued, "there are so many cats here because there is food to eat, and the kind owner here is for those who died. A tomb built by a cat managed by man. Beneath this mound lie the souls of hundreds of cats..."

Speaking, the black cat glanced at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng again, and asked seriously, "I'll ask again, what did you two do here?"

"Standing... urinating while standing." Yin Shi replied with sweat on his face.

Jiang Cheng also folded his chest with one hand and his chin with the other paw and began to think carefully.

After listening, the black cat lowered his head and sighed.

"Hey! Is it because of the cat's curse that I became like this?!" Gintoki said in a trembling voice, "Impossible! That kind of thing!"

“That impossible thing has happened to us, right?” The black cat raised his head and asked back and forth.

"We?!" Yin Shi suddenly caught a key word and looked at the black cat in disbelief, "Did you urinate here too?!"

"It's not pee," the black cat corrected, turning his head, "it's poop."

Yin Shi, who was silent for a long time with his head tilted, suddenly stood up on two legs, holding the furry head with both claws and frantically complaining: "You are a wig! Are you pooping here?! Consider your own image! You are too strong! Are you so fearless?!"

"As a samurai, you must be determined to meet your physical needs no matter where you are," Gui replied.

"Anyone who can make a large size on a tomb is no longer a samurai!" Yin Shibai shouted loudly.

"No, nothing was done." Jiang Cheng, who had recovered from his contemplative state, squinted his eyes and said expressionlessly, "I'm with people like you who urinate on graves at will. It's different, I may have just stole Mr. Kalin's fairy beans and was punished by Mr. Kalin."

"Soga, what else can I say, then it's not because of my bowel movements," Gui nodded, and then continued, "Then I just ate Lord Kalin's fairy beans, and then... just had diarrhea. ."

"There is no difference at all!" Yin Shibai spit out, "The most important part has not changed at all!"

"I was attracted to this place by the smell of the meat ball," Gui continued, holding a paw in a somewhat unbearable manner, "I didn't expect it to be such a trap..."

"It's just that you were driven here by your will!" Yinshi shouted.

"But thanks to this, I escaped the pursuit of the Shinsengumi. I'm so lucky, as expected of a stool." Gui said with some emotion.

(Poop is pronounced the same as a lucky child.)

"Hey! Someone put the explosives in this guy's chrysanthemum!" Yin Shi shouted frantically, but then noticed something, "Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are you thinking?"

"Slightly distressed," Jiang Cheng replied while pinching his chin, "Both of you clearly remember what you did at the time, but after I came here, my memory began to blur, and my memory became clear again. When I got up, it had become this body..."

"Stop pretending to be garlic! You must be making a big one here too?!"

"No, that kind of thing is impossible." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied seriously: "I'm serious, at that time I just finished buying the game and passed by, and I lost consciousness in an instant. , When I woke up again, my body had become like this. If you two are because of the cat's curse, then what about me? What is it because of?"

"Are you telling the truth?" Gintoki still had a look of disbelief~IndoMTL.com~ Ah, it's absolutely true. "

Jiang Cheng nodded in response, then lowered his head and took the last sip of Coke with a straw, then threw the empty Coke can onto the grave.

"I probably know why..."

Seeing Jiang Cheng's incomparably skilled movements, Yin Shi silently covered his face.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

"Ah, really." Gintoki raised his head, took a deep breath, and shouted with white eyes, "Can't you notice it yourself?! Why are you throwing that garbage on the grave?! Speaking of your actions Too skilled, right?! How many times have you thrown it? Dozens of times!"

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