Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 451: :”You can’t eat cat meat” is what everyone around me said!

"Ah, accidentally..."

"I'm not careful about your size!" Yin Shi pointed to the tall pile of garbage beside the small grave that was constantly attracting flies, and yelled angrily with white eyes: "What about that? Are all the **** thrown away when you pass by?! Do you treat this place as a trash can?! Can you be a little bit more virtuous! Will there be no idiots who treat graves as trash cans in that world?"

"I don't want to be told that by people who urinate on the grave!" Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily, "You guys are going too far!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of "Suo Suo" coming from the grass behind him. Following the sound, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Gui turned their heads and looked over.

Immediately afterwards, Kondo's sobbing voice came.

"Why did it become like this?! It's like this, whether it's Miss A Miao, Shi Shi, or Zong Wu--you notice me!!"

Looking at Kondo's main body, who was lying on the ground in the grassy clearing behind him, beating the ground while crying, Ginshi immediately spit out loudly with white eyes and saliva: "Why a gorilla?!"

"No, this should be his body, right?" Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed with one hand on his chest and one paw on his chin.

"Indeed," Yin Shi, who had reacted to it, nodded and said with a serious face, "He just recovered his body."

"Kondo, are you cursed too?" Gui asked aloud.

"What?!" Kondo turned his head in an instant and cried out in ecstasy with tears in his eyes: "You know it's me?! And that voice, is it... great! I finally have a companion! Even if it is Gui doesn't matter anymore!"

Speaking, Kondo wiped away her tears, and then analyzed herself: "It turns out that, it turns out that it turns out that you were also bitten by the fascinated gorilla..."

"No!" Yin Shibai said loudly, "Only you were involved in such a Spider-Man-like incident!"

"Well, Yinshi is in charge of the sauce, and the wig is in charge of making the fire." Jiang Cheng took out a piece of rope out of nowhere and looked at Kondo kindly, "As for this orangutan, leave it to me to cook. Today's lunch was decided to be a charcoal grilled gorilla."

"No way, I happen to be hungry too," Yinshi turned around directly, "Although I know someone, but since I've become an orangutan, I can't be considered a person. Don't worry, I'll find a way to get the bacon sauce. What flavor do you like? How about Orleans?”

"Jiang Cheng, I'm ready here." Gui, who was squatting beside a bonfire, turned his head and shouted to Jiang Cheng, "The water will be ready soon."

"Ah, I'm here too soon," Jiang Cheng, who was holding a piece of rope and stepped on Kondo who was **** by himself, replied, "Then use boiling water to scald the hair, clean it and apply the sauce, and you can go straight It's roasting."

"The sauce is back." Yin Shi walked over with two bags of Orleans marinade in his mouth.

"You guys are too fast!" Kondo shouted frantically, "Isn't it a little too tacit?! Stop it! The meat of the orangutan is inedible! The meat of the orangutan and the cat are both It's not edible! Hurry up and let go of me!"

"Loose your head!" Jiang Chengbai scolded, "You're just a stupid orangutan with no effect at all! It's better to just roast you!"

"Don't--!!" Kondo shouted while struggling, "This is the first time--ah! Don't--!"

"It's disgusting! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng kicked his feet hard, "what if someone heard me?!"

……

After a small farce ended, the four... no, it should be three cats and one orangutan before they sat around and began to analyze the current situation.

"...After all, the owner here is a good person, and maybe even the wild gorillas are buried here." Gui analyzed.

"What is a wild gorilla? I've never heard of it before!" Yin Shibai groaned, then stood up, holding his head in both claws and shouting frantically: "What should I do? What should I do? Can it be restored to its original state?! And if you don't die, you only meet the three fools who are useless!"

"Who's an idiot?! How can you fix it!" Jiang Cheng got up and kicked Yin Shi to a tree with a white eye. "You're the most useless white-haired idiot cat!"

Seeing the silver whose entire head was kicked into the trunk, Gui turned to look at Jiang Cheng, "Your strength seems to be the same as when you were a human."

"No, it's only 3% of the human form at most," Jiang Cheng shook his head, propped his chin and slowly analyzed: "I originally thought it was because the synchronization rate did not reach 100%, so the strength was It hasn't recovered, but it doesn't seem to be the case now, it should be that the physical ability is also limited by the cat's body."

"So it is." Gui nodded.

"It's amazing to be able to turn over several adults in an instant!" Silver, who pulled his head out of a tree trunk, turned around and shouted angrily: "The world has never seen people robbing humans. the cat!”

"Bastard! If it wasn't for me at that time, you would have changed from "silver" to "gen" now! "Jiang Cheng shouted angrily, "Can't you be a little more grateful? ! Turning into a cat is also a naturally curly ugly cat! "

"Huh?!" Yin Shi suddenly became unhappy, and a big red # character appeared on his forehead. He stepped forward and stood in front of Jiang Cheng, gritted his teeth with white eyes and said, "You did it on purpose, right? ? Let me explain in advance, after becoming a cat, it is different from when it was a human. Naturally curly cats are more popular! Remember it for me!"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng gave a disdainful cut, then turned his head again, and continued with a look of contempt: "It looks like the hair that has never been treated in a pet store has been blown up and dirty. Who would like an ugly cat? Please stay away from me a little bit, I don't want to be infected with any virus from you, "Even if you turn into a cat, you can't escape the natural virus"

"Stinky boy, do you want to be killed by me now?" Yin Shi gritted his teeth more and more, "Is it great to have soft hair? Do you want to die?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng replied with a look of disdain, "Is it just your 'ugly cat'? ! "

"Calm down first, you two," Gui stepped forward and separated the two...no...two cats, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, the most important thing now is to get your body back to normal."

"It doesn't matter!" Yin Shibai roared with white eyes and kicked Gui's stomach heavily at the same time, "This **** said the most unbearable thing to me!"

Gui clutched her stomach for a moment, groaned in pain and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"This **** still refuses to accept the reality!" At the same time as he shouted, Jiang Cheng slapped Gui's chin with a hooked claw and beat him to the sky, "People who are so old still refuse to accept the reality. What! I look at it and it's on fire!"

Gu, who was lying on the ground and twitching constantly, said weakly, "Speaking of which...it has nothing to do with me? Why did you beat me?"

……

“Anyway,” Gui, who sat down again, analyzed with his paws in his arms, “Because you defiled the grave, you will be punished. You only need to restore the grave... ah! Restore the grave to... ah, it hurts! Restore the grave to its original state. ...it hurts!"

Gui got up and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were sitting on both sides of him, but they were still throwing fists at each other, and scolded with white eyes: "Can you two stinkins stop in moderation! Why? Always hurt me?! Do you want to be punished by me? You two bastards!"

“Tet!”×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stopped at this point, folded their hands and spat in disdain to one side.

Gui, who was spit on his face by two cats and one cat, was silent for a few seconds, then rushed directly to Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, and yelled at the same time, "Give me death! You two!"

"Calm down! Calm down!" Kondo hurriedly reached out and grabbed Katsura's two front legs, "Don't quarrel at this time! We have more important things to do! The most important thing is to find a way to recover. Let's do it!"

"Those two stinky boys definitely did it on purpose!" Gui scolded with white eyes while struggling, "Let go of me! I'm going to kill them both today! Ahh...that smells! Their saliva is so smelly! Cats...it's just the smell of uncle cats!"

"Who is Uncle Cat?!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and cursed with white eyes.

"Hurry up and stop!!" Kondo shouted in a broken voice.

"You smell so bad too!" Gui Bie said with a painful face, "It smells like an uncle orangutan! Stay away from me! Please!"

"Who is the uncle orangutan?!" Kondo shouted with white eyes and spittle.

A scuffle begins...

……

The three cats and one orangutan, who had just finished venting and became dirty, sat down again.

The blood on the bottom of the nose has not completely dried out and said: "Continue the topic just now, because the grave is defiled, we will be punished. As long as the grave is restored to its original state, our body may also be restored to its original state. Maybe. "

"Return to the original state?" Yin Shi, who had one eye and half of his face swollen high, looked at Gui with an idiot-looking look~IndoMTL.com~ said angrily: "I need to stuff the **** that I pulled out again. Go back in your ass!"

"Anyway, dig up the garbage and the buried feces first." Gui suggested.

"What a joke! That's a good thing you two did, right?!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and Gui and scolded.

"Cut, let's try it first," said Jiang Cheng, who was completely unscathed and raised his eyes to look at Kondo, who was lying on the ground with no good place for his body, "Hey, orangutan, go and take out the man next to the tomb over there. Clean up the rubbish, and by the way, deal with these two stupid cats who are not even as good as rubbish."

"Do you still want to fight?!" Yin Shi cursed.

Kondo slowly got up, staggered to the grave, bent down and started to pick up the trash.

"Don't show that expression," Jiang Cheng seemed a little unbearable, and continued: "After the end, if it returns to the original state, I will introduce you to the lovely female orangutan."