Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 452: :Fries without ketchup are bland!

Looking at Kondo who was instantly motivated because of Jiang Cheng's words, Gintoki became expressionless...

Three minutes later...

Looking at the tomb in front of him whose **** had been cleaned up, Jiang Cheng looked at his unchanged body again, propped his chin and pondered.

"Isn't it okay?" Jiang Cheng said slowly with a solemn face, "Is it okay after cleaning up?"

"Hmph," Gui Hen laughed and said as a matter of course: "Of course, you should deal with your own shit. Like your perfunctory way of letting the orangutans deal with it, the cats buried below I can't feel your sincerity at all!"

"No, you're the only one in the world who can **** on a grave." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

Ignoring Jiang Cheng's complaints, Gui got up and walked towards the small grave, then stopped in front of the grave and raised his right paw, "Show me all! When I recover, Will definitely come to feed you often!"

Looking at Gui who was digging the small grave with his right paw, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces away with disgust and retched at the same time.

"Ouch, disgusting..." Gintoki said with a look of disgust.

At this time, Gui, who was constantly digging the small mound, suddenly stopped his movements and looked at the small mound in front of him thoughtfully.

After being silent for two seconds, Gui who got something suddenly turned around, bent his hind legs slightly, turned his **** towards the small mound, and closed his eyes at the same time, his whole body began to shake slightly due to the force. .

"Why are you pointing your **** to the grave?!" Yin Shibai yelled loudly.

"No... not good!" Gui who reacted, clasped his head with both claws and said to himself with a cold sweat on his face: "The habits of cats made me not careful... I didn't expect the synchronization rate with cats to increase to Meow~”

"Meow, you are big!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi cursed at the same time, and at the same time raised their feet and kicked Gui to the ground.

"It looks like the cat transformation is still going on, meow~" Gui got up and analyzed slowly.

"Hey, don't say "meow" to me again," Yin Shi reminded with a displeased face, "It makes people angry, it's not cute at all! "

"I really can't do anything with you guys, so leave it to me first!" With that, Kondo turned around and jumped and grabbed it firmly with the opening song of the Japanese version of Journey to the West in 1978. A branch of a big tree, and then turned to look at Jiang Cheng and the others and said, "Filipino bananas and Taiwanese bananas, which one do you prefer? Decide before I come back!"

Having said that, Kondo turned his head and while the monkey barked, he moved the branches from tree to tree like an ape and slowly disappeared into the depths of the forest.

"That guy... looks like there's no hope of recovery..." Gintoki muttered silently.

"No, it looks more like he has returned to his original state." Jiang Cheng replied silently.

…

The next morning.

In the open space in front of the shrine, a kind-hearted old lady wearing glasses, the real owner of the shrine, squatted on the ground and looked kindly at the wild cats who were eating in front of her.

"Come here, cats, you must be full~" said the old lady, looking at the wild cats who were eating with their heads down surrounded by a few plates in front of her.

As soon as the old lady finished speaking, all the wild cats who had just eaten the cat food on the plate began to yawn and fell asleep.

"What's the matter? Are you sleepy? Then go to sleep..." The old lady said softly.

Then one wild cat after another lay down on the ground comfortably, closed his eyes and fell into a drowsiness.

It wasn't until the last cat fell asleep that a strange man's voice came from the front of the shrine.

"Oh, thank you so much for your great help. As expected of someone who can get close to them."

A group of male members of the Kabukicho Town Council with boxes in their arms slowly walked over, and the man walking at the front of the queue with a mustache on his face said to the old lady with some emotion.

"Although I feel very pitiful, this is also for them to live safely." The old lady stood up and said with a smile, then looked down at the cats who were carefully putting cats into the special boxes Among the members of the town council, they reminded carefully: "Please also treat them gently."

"No problem, they will be released immediately after the ligation." Moustache said with a smile.

The three cats and one orangutan hiding under the floor of the shrine watched the whole process.

"Even the landlords have colluded with them, and they actually put medicine in the food..." As he spoke, Gui held up his small paws, and at the same time showed a look of resentment, "Humans are really despicable and shameless creatures!"

"You are human too." Yin Shi reminded with a blank expression.

"I don't believe in humans anymore!" Kondo, who could only lie on the ground because of his size, lowered his head and said angrily, "Humans all over the world are watching our bananas!"

Having said that, Kondo raised his head and cried out in tears: "We have to buy all human bananas before we are killed!"

"No one is watching your dirty banana at all!" Gintoki said loudly with white eyes, and then looked again at the towns where all the cats had been put in the box and they were saying goodbye to the shrine owner. The members of the club took a sip and then said, "Really, TAMA, who collects cats, are they planning to summon dragons?"

As for Jiang Cheng, who has been pondering since just now, for some unknown reason, Jiang Cheng always felt that something was wrong with the guys in the uniforms of the town council. They were the same guys in the town council uniforms that he had seen two times before. different.

Although the members of the previous two town councils looked fierce, but... they always felt that something was wrong. This time these guys seemed to have an indescribable meaning on their faces. Fierce, more like some kind of... insidious trick.

"I haven't eaten for a whole day." Yin Shi, who was lying on the ground, shook his tail. "The tail looks like a sausage."

Saying that, Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, "Hey, didn't you say I went back to get some food last night... eh? What are you thinking?"

"No, it's nothing." Jiang Cheng, who had come to his senses, shook his head, and then laughed slyly, "About what happened yesterday, no, it was discovered by Baihua just after entering Jiyuan. It was not easy. I just escaped from them. Yesterday, Yueyue seemed to give some order to catch cats in Yoshihara, what about you? Didn't you say go back to the Master's House and get something to eat?"

"Ah, I managed to get in through the window and carefully avoided Dingchun, but as soon as I opened the refrigerator, my sleepwalking niece was kicked out." Yin Shi complained contemptuously, " Even in sleepwalking, he shouted "This is my refrigerator!" Your niece is amazing. Night Rabbit? No, I think she is a mad dog who only protects food, right? "

"Ahaha..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and smiled awkwardly.

"Let's put aside the matter of returning to the original state, it seems that the most urgent task is to ensure the food first~" Gui said.

"Hey, didn't they tell you not to say meow?!" Yin Shi cursed.

"Then how do you ensure food?" Kondo continued.

"Hey, is there an end to it?" Yin Shi said helplessly.

"Then it depends on whether you're going to hunt mice or beg humans for food, meow." Gui replied.

"What a joke!" Kondo shouted in dissatisfaction, and then slammed his fist on the ground heavily, "How could a samurai do such a thing?! If you want me to do something that is inferior to a domestic animal, it's better Let me die!"

"Yes, yes!" Jiang Cheng echoed, "I wouldn't do such a thing! Hiccup~"

"Wait a minute," Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt, "what's the matter with your last "hic~"? "

"What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, and then, as if he had suddenly thought of something, he showed an unbearable expression: "I see, you must be talking about the last "meow"! Ah, I really can't stand it. I didn't expect that I would gradually become more and more cat-like, how can I fix it! hiccup~”

"Don't try to fool the past! You bastard!" Yin Shi got up and stood on both feet while pointing at Jiang Chengbai and scolded, "It's definitely going to eat alone! I couldn't help but hiccup just now! I can't help but burp! A burp that smells of coke and fried chicken! It's been like this since I was a child. Every time I just want to eat alone, I always go there secretly when I go to the house next door to eat braised pork! You bastard!"

"No, I didn't eat anything." Jiang Cheng turned his face away and replied.

"Wipe off the oil stains on the corners of your mouth and say this again, bastard!" After speaking, Yin Shi rushed towards Jiang Cheng, "Wigs, orangutans, let's get on together! Let this guy take out all the hidden food! "

Kondo/Katsura: "Understood!/Meow!"

…

Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo fell silent while looking at the three fries found from behind Jiang Cheng~IndoMTL.com~.

"Eat, eat," Jiang Cheng stood up and patted his chest and said, "This is my last food, hurry up and eat it! I don't even want to eat it myself! It's just for the three of you! "

"Damn it!" Yinshi threw the french fries in his hand to the ground, "Eating fried chicken by ourselves leaves us with only one french fries per person?! No!"

"No way, yesterday's 50,000 yuan is only a little bit left today," Jiang Cheng said with a shrug, "it's impossible for everyone to be full. In this case, the best The way is to feed one of them."

"The best way is to keep us full, right!" Yin Shi shouted, "How much food do you eat, don't you have any points in your heart?! The leftovers are enough for us to eat. A full meal!"

"Sure enough..." Gui, who was chewing fries, said vaguely, "Fries can't be without ketchup."

"No, I think it's okay," Kondo said as he ate, "the original fries are also different."

"Did you really eat it?! It's too easy for the two of you to be satisfied!" Yin Shi shouted frantically.

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