Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 453: :It happens from time to time that domestic cats become feral cats!

"Yinshi, are you sure you won't eat these fries?" Gui glanced at the fries on the ground in front of Yinshi.

"What do you want to do?" Yin Shi said contemptuously, "Are you still going to eat?!"

"Just throwing away food like you is not a true warrior." Gui shook his head and sighed. fries.

"Wait a minute! Katsura!" Kondo suddenly said, "There are regulations in the Shinsho team, and the team members of Shinsho must not waste food! When you see the fries on the ground, you must pick them up and eat them! The same goes for violating the three-second rule! The offender apologizes! So..."

Having said that, Kondo reached out to the french fries on the ground, "Leave this to me! Katsura!"

"How could there be such a rule!" Gui scolded, and then it was easy for Kondo to fight.

"It's available now!" Kondo retorted angrily, "Because he's the director, you can join now! What the director says is the law of the true election!"

"Asshole! Don't get it!!"

Gintoki on the side looked at Kondo and Katsura who were fighting because of a french fries that fell on the ground, and after a long silence, he silently complained: "These two guys...are you really going to change back? "

"Aren't you going to Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng leaned his head against the wall and sat on the ground, yawned and continued, "It looks interesting, It can be used as a bedtime show before taking a nap after eating and drinking.”

After listening, several red # characters appeared on Yin Shi's forehead in an instant, and he said angrily with white eyes: "I will kill you now?! You idiot! Who would do the same as the two of them? That kind of thing?! Stop kidding! It's better to starve to death for a french fries!"

"Then wait to slowly starve to death."

Before Gintoki finished speaking, Yoshiichi's voice came from behind him, and at the same time, there was a sound of something falling to the ground.

The three cats and one orangutan turned their heads when they heard the sound, only to see Fang Yi squatting on the open space behind the three, and there was a dead mouse on the ground in front of Fang Yi.

"Fang...Fang Yi!"

"That kind of boring self-esteem is of no use to those who are here to survive." After speaking, Fang lowered his head and picked up the mouse on the ground.

"Hey...wait..." Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but Fang Yi had already swallowed the mouse.

"All I need here is the self-esteem needed to survive." Fang Yi hiccupped, stared at a few people and said, and then spat out the mouse's tail stuck between her teeth, "Yes If you have the guts to survive, come with me."

After saying that, Fang turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait!" Jiang Cheng stood up and raised his paws to stop him. "Before that, there is one very important thing I hope you can listen to for a while."

"What? Are you irritated by what I just said, so you want to refute? Cai... No, Cai Maos." Fang Yi snorted coldly, stopped, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng and the others coldly.

"No, that's not the case." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then pointed to the mouse's tail on the ground and continued, "Fangichi, there are signs of mold and festering in the "where" of the mouse you ate just now. . "

"Huh?" Fang Yi's entire cat was stunned.

"Ah, yes, maybe you didn't see it clearly, but we did see it." Gintoki nodded, then raised his front paw and pointed to the mosaic between Kondo's thigh, "It feels better than this. The orangutan was even more serious, and it felt like he had contracted some serious virus. A very special kind of virus related to "there". "

"Huh?" Fang Yi uttered again.

"Indeed, I found it too." Gui nodded, "I wanted to stop His Highness Fang Yi at that time, but His Highness Fang Yi was too fast."

"It doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Cheng took the words and said worriedly, "If you get infected with that kind of virus, your stock will also fester, Fangichi!"

"I'm so careless, really," Kondo shook his head, then pulled a tuft of hair from one of his mosaic parts and handed it to Fangichi, "Come on, eat this, Now this is the time to fight fire with fire."

"You should talk about this kind of thing sooner!" Fang Yi, who had recovered, clasped his throat with his paws and shouted with white eyes.

"No, I stopped it at that time," Jiang Cheng replied helplessly, "but your speed is too fast, and before anyone can finish speaking, you will kill that "poisonous" rat I swallowed it down, but then again, it seems that the mouse is not a good mouse, hey~"

"Σ_(??????"∠) vomit..."

In the end, after unremitting efforts, Fangyi still vomited the mouse that he ate before being infected by the suspicious virus, and his thighs were fine. Everything went smoothly! congratulations!

…

In an alley, Jiang Cheng and other cats and Kondo Kazuki were walking slowly behind Fangichi.

"Well, is the method I used before really not good?" Jiang Cheng said as he walked, "But I personally think it is very useful, let the wig and Yin Shi go out as bait to lead humans to where there is no one. In the alley, the orangutans and I will grab their money by hand, and then go to the restaurant and order what you like, and if you have the remaining money, you can go to the pet store for grooming and maintenance.”

"What's going on in your head?" Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng speechlessly, "Why did you become a bandit after you became a cat? Why did you become a robber after becoming a cat? Have you been to a pet store?!"

"Well," Jiang Cheng nodded, "I ran into Fangichi when I became a cat on the first day. As a courtesy for the first time, I invited him to a meal, and by the way, I invited him to a pet store to make him cute and gentle. The store clerk took a shower and brushed her hair."

"You...really amazing..." Yin Shi silently complained.

"Isn't it good to do this for the kind of human beings who are malicious to us?" Jiang Cheng said indifferently.

"That's right! I agree!" Kondo echoed angrily: "For those hateful humans who covet our bananas, this kind of punishment is understandable! By the way, is the lady at the pet store really so gentle?!"

"All you care about is the clerk!" Yin Shi scolded with white eyes, "and I've already told you about it! No one covets your dirty banana!"

"Jiang Cheng, what should I do with the bait?" Gui looked at Jiang Cheng and asked, "And...is the clerk married?"

"Do you want to go too?!" Yin Shi said with white eyes, but then his tone changed and he looked at Jiang Cheng, "Does hair care make curly hair softer?"

Jiang Cheng: ...

"Don't do that kind of thing again, Jiang." Fang Yi, who was walking at the front, stopped and said without looking back, "It may not matter to your cat, but if that There will be more and more such incidents, and the whole street will start talking, and the ending will get worse and worse. At that time, the contradiction between the people on the street and the wild cats will become irreconcilable. If you continue, Wild cats may no longer survive on this street."

Jiang Cheng stopped in place, lowered his head and thought for a moment in silence, then suddenly thought of something, raised his head and nodded and said seriously: "Indeed, that kind of thing really can't be done, sorry. , I used to think too narrowly."

"As long as you can understand." After saying this, Fang Yi got up again and walked forward.

"So, wouldn't it be better if you don't show mercy next time you do something like that?" Jiang Cheng continued to take care of himself: "If you don't leave a living person, the kind of person who is robbed of money by a cat. Things won't spread out... Yossi, just do it! Yinshi, wig, you guys are the bait, and the orangutan and I are lurking here!"

"No way!!" Fang Yi stopped again, turned his head and shouted frantically, "What's going on with your head?! Do you want to be a murderer?! From robbery to murder plus Robbery?!"

"Hey? Can't you?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Isn't the rule of thumb in nature?"

"No!" Fang Yi shouted.

"Souga, since it's impossible to kill them, you can only control the force so that they can forget the memory of this incident. At that level, there should be no problem." Jiang Cheng stood up and supported it with his paws. Chin pondered and said, "It is commonly known as the "plan to make the robbed him forget what happened", or the "heart-stealing plan" for short! "

"What kind of abbreviation is this!" Yin Shi stood up~IndoMTL.com~ kicked Jiang Cheng's ass, and scolded angrily: "And how to control the strength to let a People just lost the memory of being robbed?!"

"No, isn't this kind of thing quite common?" Jiang Cheng got up and explained, "In MenIn (men in black)."

"Oh!" Gui exclaimed, "The memory eraser used by the agents seems to work really well! Just press the button to reset the memory of people seeing the universe!"

"Now I'm going to Hollywood! You guys are waiting for me here!" Kondo volunteered.

"What happened to the heads of the three of you?!" Yin Shi shouted frantically holding his head, "Who... who will save the heads of the three of them!"

"Orangutan, by the way, help me ask Tommy Lee Jones for an autograph," Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and continued, "Remember to ask him to write "To Jiang Chengjun" under the signature. "

"I want Will Smith's," Katsura continued, "Just write "Gift to fans Katsura Kotaro" on the back of the signature. By the way, if you can, please let him draw a heart, this is a sincere request from a samurai, please! Kondo! "

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