Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 454: :Do you think 1 mouthful of 1 kawaii is also very kawaii…

"I see," Kondo said with a nod, then he waved at the crowd and turned around, but suddenly thought of something, he turned his head and asked, "Master House, bring you Chris Hay. Is Msworth's signature ok? As for His Excellency Hoichi, is Tessa Thompson ok?"

"You can be tall!" Yin Shibai scolded with white eyes, "and I don't like the new man in black at all! I only like the previous trilogy!"

"Stop arguing!" Fang Yi couldn't help yelling, "That kind of thing doesn't matter! The important thing is that I will show you something next! Hurry up and follow! You bastards!"

This time, Jiang Cheng and the others quieted down, and once again silently followed Fang Yi.

"Sure enough..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then sighed and looked at Fang Yi who was walking in front, "Fang Yi likes the new work, it's all because Yin Shi you just said too much and made him angry. ."

"That's right, Yin Shi," Gui said with closed eyes, "whatever you just said, it's too much, and it will make Fang Yidian angry if you devalue the new work. Some people will like that **** new work."

"No, it's you who is the worst, right?" Yin Shi said with a speechless expression, "It's straight up as shit, straight up as a guy who likes shit. But then again, it Do you really like that kind of "dung work"? Interest is really strange. "

"In my opinion, there is no difference between the two of you at all..." Jiang Cheng muttered silently with an expressionless face.

"But then again, is it really okay for us to wander around in a place like this?" Gintoki said suspiciously, and then looked at Fangichi, who was walking at the forefront, "Where does he want to take us? "

"Maybe we might take us to a cat shop for a drink," Jiang Cheng said casually.

"No more! There is no such kind of shop in the cat world!" Yin Shibai complained.

"That might be the way to teach us how to hunt," Gui said.

"Huh?" Gintoki let out a puzzled sound, and looked at Yoshiichi in front of him again, "Why did that guy do that? It's a violent guy who suddenly attacked us after we turned into cats. "

"No, I haven't experienced that kind of trial," Jiang Cheng reminded.

"Shut up! You cat!"

"Who is a house cat?! Want to die?!"

"Actually, I haven't experienced that kind of trial," Kondo said, "It's strange."

"It's strange how tall you are!" Yin Shi shouted, "You're not a cat, just an orangutan!"

"Actually, I also accepted that baptism, but I was very puzzled," Gui continued to take care of himself, "I believe you two have also seen it, at that time, His Highness Fangyi didn't feel serious. And basically all the new cats have received that baptism, but none of them have been seriously injured, as long as they see that the other party is not flinching and dares to face themselves, they will stop."

At this moment, a girl's exclamation suddenly came from below. At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others also noticed the scene below. At this time, a group of girls were talking about girls at the entrance of the alley. .

"Look! The cats are walking in line!" a girl said, pointing to the four cats and one orangutan on the eaves at the entrance of the alley.

Fang Yi, who was walking at the front of the crowd, jumped down first and landed firmly in front of the girls.

"Ara, isn't this Fangichi?" Arya, who was wearing a red checkered yukata, put his hands on his knees and leaned down to look at Fangyi, "Did you bring your best friend out to play?"

Immediately afterwards, Arya stretched out his hand, and Yoshiichi also walked towards Arya.

"Aliang, do you know it?" a girl beside her wondered.

A Liang, who was constantly scrubbing her chin, replied, "It's a wild cat that often comes to the store to ask for food."

Saying that, Arya began to stroke Fangyi's head, and Fangyi also showed an expression of great enjoyment, constantly rubbing his head against Arya's hand and saying that the uniqueness of cats is only very The "gurgling" sound it makes when it's comfortable.

Looking at Yoshiichi, who is surrounded by girls below, Gintoki's whole cat is in bad shape.

"Then... what's the matter with that guy? Why is he so popular?" Yin Shi was surprised and complained, "He's just an old man, obviously he looks so ugly!"

"Listen," Fang Yi turned to look at Jiang Cheng and other cats, "food is not something you can get from just anyone, young girls are very good targets, they not only like cute things, but also have Many people who think they are cute to animals are also very cute. There are also single young people who are afraid of loneliness, and curious snot little devils are also good targets. After finding the target, in short, you have to please her and show cuteness .Listen! It's all about manners and the goal is to be ugly and cute!"

Looking at Fang Yi, who was lying on the ground and enjoying the girls stroking his belly, Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt: "No, I think you just want to be petted by the girls, right? You old cat !”

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking, when Kondo, who was standing beside him, couldn't hold it in any longer, and shouted a little excitedly: "Ugly cute?! Is there such a dreamy style in the animal world?! I do I do! My real home may be here!"

Saying that, Kondo turned around and started scrambling to pack himself up. After about two seconds, Kondo, who had packed himself up, turned around.

"How is it? Ugly cute? Disgusting cute?" Kondo, who was wearing an ice cream truck girl clerk's uniform with a yellow bow tied on his head, pointed his forefingers on his cheeks, and shook his head left and right at Jiang Cheng. and others asked.

"It's ugly and disgusting," Yinshi replied silently, and then continued with a serious face: "Not at all! Your ugliness is too strong! Ordinary practices will only make the situation worse! Only would be more annoying!"

"What did you say?! Don't underestimate the gorilla!" Kondo retorted angrily: "Do you know the scientific name of the orangutan? Reincarnation is also an orangutan! Help me—!"

(;;: The scientific name of the most common mountain gorillas,)

"Calm down! Orangutan orangutan!" Katsura exclaimed, "We will only be destroyed one by one if we act alone! Do you know Shimura Zoo? Chimpanzees walking with puppies are very popular. We will use that The Orangutan and the Cat version! "Ape Shimura Guerrilla Battle!""

(Shimura Zoo (Dog Orangutan Adventure): A Japanese variety show, the content is that chimpanzees and bulldogs complete the daily tasks of human beings, the host has Shimura Ken, etc.)

"So it is!"

"Then hurry up and call Shimura Ken!" Katsura continued.

"I see! I'm going to Higashimurayama!" Kondo nodded and replied without hesitation.

(Higashimurayama: The hometown of famous Japanese comedian Ken Shimura.)

"Hey! It has nothing to do with Shimura!" Gintoki complained with white eyes.

"Only when that funny Emperor Shimura is crying and laughing will it resonate with the audience!" Kwai retorted seriously.

"That was just Shimura's tear-jerking **** fight!"

As soon as Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from the side, "Yo, are you still discussing that kind of useless battle plan here? Hiccup~"

"Did you kidnap to eat again?!" Looking at the oil stain on Jiang Cheng's mouth that had not been wiped clean, Yin Shi scolded, "Can't you take us with you?! Bastard! "

"However, I just saw that you guys were chatting so vigorously, so I couldn't bear to bother." Jiang Cheng wiped his face with his paws and continued, "But I can tell you my battle plan just now, thanks to After that, I just ate very full. Hiccup~"

"Hey, Jiang," Fang Yi said quickly, "No, they can't, that method can only be used by guys like you! Their level..."

Looking at Fang Yi's speechless appearance, Yin Shi felt an inexplicable fire in his heart: "What's wrong with our rank?! You should make it clear to me! It means that the three of us are not comparable. on it?!"

"Yeah! How can we not compare to it!" Kondo exclaimed in dissatisfaction.

"Don't underestimate the samurai!" Gui shouted.

"Look? They look like that, even if you stop it, it's useless." Jiang Cheng said indifferently, "Okay, I'll donate the props I just used to you for free, if you want to try it out Go."

After half a minute, Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and one orangutan in front of him and said, "Yo Xi, that's it! Come on!"

Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo fell into a long silence while looking at the small wooden sign hanging on their chest.

The sign reads:

"Services: Price"

"Scrub chin: 1,000 yuan"

"Touch your head: 2,000 yuan"

"Stroking the back: 3,000 yuan"

"Stroking the abdomen: 5,000 yuan"

"Disclaimer: The price displayed is for one minute~IndoMTL.com~ If it reaches five minutes, you can get a 20% discount! Finally, please note that private parts cannot be touched! Once touched, a fine of 300 million yuan!!"

"What kind of black shop is this?!" Yin Shi frantically complained, "It's too expensive! How could anyone come here!"

"No, I made a lot of money from this." Jiang Cheng retorted, "I just went to Xuxuyuan to eat until I'm full. Hiccup~"

"How did the wild cat get into that high-end barbecue restaurant?!" Yin Shibai shouted with spittle, then turned to look at Katsura and Kondo, "You two..."

Ginshi, who was just about to say something, suddenly found the two people squatting on the side of the street, constantly greeting passers-by.

"Hoho~ (Miss, let's play together?)" Kondo kept winking at one after another, "Hoohoo! (Today's discount~ As long as 500 yuan, you can get the whole body. You touch it all over~)"

"Meow~(The new store is open, you can play with you for a long time as long as you only need 400 yuan~)" Gui greeted, "Meow (you can touch the meat **** as you like~)"

"The two of them...really hopeless..." Yin Shi silently complained.

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