Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 455: :I heard that neutering cats can make cats obedient?

"You bastard! Why do you deliberately lower the price? This is malicious competition! Are you still a samurai like this!" Kondo shouted angrily, "Believe it or not, I will complain to you at the Business Administration Office!"

Gui sneered disdainfully and replied, "Originally, they are two completely different businesses, because cats and orangutans are two different animals. To use an analogy, it's like people [beep—] and familiar [beep] Beep——]'s custom shop is the same as that of giant [Beep——]'s custom shop, so there is no such phenomenon as malicious competition at all."

"So it is!" Kondo nodded, and then changed the price of the small wooden sign on his chest to 300 yuan.

"Bastard! You are the one who competes maliciously, right!" Gui Bai said angrily, then lowered his head and angrily changed the price on his wooden sign to 200 yuan.

"No, because you said that there is no malicious competition between the two types of shops." Kondo said of course, and then changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to one hundred yuan again, "It's just ours. The store opening is just a big deal! New store openings will be like this!"

"Bastard!" After turning his face away and scolding, Gui changed the price on the wooden sign on his chest to 50 yuan, "Our store offers more discounts!"

"You bastard!!" Kondo clenched his fists, closed his eyes and said with a look of unbearable, gnashing his teeth, and then changed the price on the board to ten yuan with a big pen.

"This is completely malicious competition! You gorilla orangutan!" Gui roared with wide eyes and spittle. Then he couldn't bear to change his price to five yuan.

"Don't call it by your scientific name! Be careful I'll kill you!" Kondo cursed angrily with white eyes, and then changed his price to one dollar.

"Hey-!! Does this price still make sense?!" Gui cursed and rushed towards Kondo.

Looking at the cat and the orangutan fighting on the street because of this kind of thing, Yin Shi, who was standing on the side, said expressionlessly: "If you two change it to free, no kind-hearted people will be willing. Touching yours, please stop, please."

…

After some tossing, a few cats and a gorilla returned to the alley and sat down to discuss countermeasures.

"There's no other way, I can only fight with the guerilla warfare of the gorilla Shimura," Gui nodded and closed his eyes. "And I didn't think that method was feasible from the beginning. The behavior just now was just to make you more intuitive. Feel that. I mean it, definitely not what I think is the way to go."

"I agree, it's better to fight with the guerilla guerrilla. By the way, I was actually just now too," Kondo nodded and said, "The purpose of what I did just now is actually the same as Katsura, just to keep you from repeating the same mistakes. It's just to warn you that that method is not feasible!"

"You two... stop talking, you don't want to complain anymore." Yin Shi lowered his head and held his forehead with his claws to complain silently, "And it's only idiots like you who say that method is feasible. will believe."

"Then, let's go!" Kondo, who had changed into blue overalls at some point, shouted, holding three pet chains in his hand.

The other end of the chain has been tightly locked to the collars around the necks of Jiang Cheng and other cats.

"Hey! It's too fast!" Jiang Cheng pointed at the rope and scolded, "And I didn't say I wanted to be with you **** at all!"

"Shut up! If you look good, you must contribute to this group! This is teamwork!" Yinshi shouted.

"What a joke! Who wants to work with you as a team?!" Jiang Cheng shouted with white eyes, pulling the rope around his neck, "I don't think I would care if you starve to death. Go to hell! Waste cats and waste orangutans!"

"Bastard! Who is the trash cat/trash orangutan!" Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo shouted at the same time.

"Please change me into a trash orangutan orangutan!" Kondo added again.

"Is that what you care about?!" Yin Shi shouted angrily, "The point is the word waste!"

But at this moment, the hair on Jiang Cheng's back stood up straight, and at the same time one hand pinched the flesh of Jiang Cheng's neck and lifted Jiang Cheng up.

"That's right, the leader, it's the cat you mentioned!" Miss Baihua, who was carrying Jiang Cheng, turned her head to look at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick on her chest, and the other members of Baihua. Say.

"Ah, go back," said Yueyong, taking a step forward and taking Jiang Cheng from the Baihua member. As for the way of catching Jiang Cheng, it is the same as this Miss Baihua. He also pinched the back of Jiang Cheng's neck and picked it up casually.

"But I didn't expect the leader to actually keep a cat."

"After all, the leader is also a girl."

"But didn't the chief say that the cat has sneaked away several times?"

"It's because the cat is too naughty."

"In this case, is it better to neuter it? The cat that has been neutered will be honest."

…

Listening to the help behind Baihua and sisters, Jiang Cheng mechanically turned his head to look at Yueyong with sweat on his face, "Meow~"

Yueyong just glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, then turned around and said, "Let's go."

"Hi!" ×n

"Meow! (You guys quickly think of a solution!)" Jiang Cheng shouted again, struggling desperately at the same time, "Meow! (Save me! Please! I will cooperate with your team! Yes! It will make you live the kind of life where you can go to Xuxuyuan and be held in your arms by the clerk and sister of the Daoupai!)”

"Ignore him Ignore him," Yin Shi turned his face away silently, "We can't handle that kind of woman, just ignore him and let him do it."

"As expected of Jiang Cheng, he has become a domestic cat again so soon." Gui also silently turned his face away, and at the same time stretched out his paw and waved, "Come on, we will never forget you! Comrade Yo!"

"What?! The life of being fed by a cute clerk from Daoupai in her arms?!" Kondo was instantly excited, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, "Yoshihara's! Don't be afraid! I'll be right away! Come and save me!"

But before Kondo could take a step, dozens of kunai who swish slammed into the ground in front of Kondo, forcing him to a stop.

"That, actually, after thinking about it, I realized that I am wholehearted with Miss A Miao!" Kondo sat down and silently put his face aside, "Goodbye, Yoshihara."

"Meow! (I just said teamwork!)" Jiang Cheng shouted while struggling, "Meow!! (Why are you ignoring me?!)"

"Hey, if you make a fuss again, I'll really take you to get a ligation." Yueyong glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng and said lightly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng became quiet.

[This stinky woman! 】Jiang Cheng thought angrily, 【No way! Must find a way to get rid of her! ]

Suddenly, Jiang Cheng had a flash of inspiration, raised his head and looked at the two high hills that blocked Yueyong's face.

[Hmph, sorry! 】Jiang Cheng hummed in his heart, and then used all his strength to get up and jump, and his two claws rushed straight towards the two peaks.

After feeling the strangeness in her chest, Yueyong stopped and looked at the cat buried in her chest. For some reason, she felt an inexplicable shame and anger.

After a pause for about three seconds, the blushing Yueyong picked up Jiang Cheng and threw it towards the sky, while at the same time scolding, "You slutty cat!"

Jiang Cheng, who was slammed onto the roof, screamed and stood up again, and fled desperately to the side without the slightest hesitation.

[Great! escaped! 】 Jiang Cheng secretly rejoiced in his heart.

"Leader! The cat ran away again!" A Miss Baihua reminded.

"Ah, bad!" Yueyong then reacted, "I was tricked by that stupid cat! Hurry up and chase again!"

"Hi! ×n"

After a group of Baihua members responded at the same time, they quickly chased after Jiang Cheng's escape.

"Hey, you guys." Yueyong turned her head to look at Gintoki, Katsura, and Kondo, who were sitting in a row with an expression of "It's none of your business hanging up high."

【What does this woman want to do? ! 】 Yin Shi glanced at Gui who was beside him and entered the internal voice channel.

[I don't know, but is it possible that she wants to give us food to thank us for playing with her cat for so long? 】 Gui replied in the voice channel.

[Huh? ! Is it to thank me for taking care of her cat for a day? ! 】 Kondo replied with a look of surprise.

"Take it," Yueyong put down two buckets of... lubricating oil in front of the two cats and one orangutan, "If you're doing that kind of business, there's no such thing. Come on."

After speaking, Yueyong turned around and left.

The three of them looked at the lubricating oil in front of them and were silent...

"Stop joking! Who is doing that kind of business?!" Yin Shi stood on both legs~IndoMTL.com~ clasped her little claws and shouted angrily at Yueyong's back with white eyes, "Take it back. Hurry up and take it back and apologize to me! Apologize to me! Bad woman!"

"Stop arguing! That kind of thing doesn't matter!" Fang Yi, who came over at some point, looked at the side of the road and reminded aloud, "There is a target over there!"

Hearing the sound, the two cats and one orangutan turned their heads and looked over...

Not far away, A Miao and Kubei walked towards the direction of Gintoki while talking.

"...Yes, it seems that Yin Sang hasn't come back since then." A Miao said while walking, "And Jiang Cheng Sang and Gui Sang seem to have also disappeared together."

"If those guys are together, don't worry." Kubei replied.

"Hey! Here comes another Shimura!!" Gintoki's whole cat was in bad shape, he pointed at Amy and looked at Kondo and Katsura, and said with a black line, "This is not good! Orangutan Shimura Godzilla is here! Now retreat for now!"

"No, if Miss A Miao said it, she might realize it's us!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Kondo roared and rushed towards A Miao, completely forgetting that he still had two ropes in his hands...

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