Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 458: :No matter what kind of creature it is, as long as men get together, it is indispensable…
"Hey, wait..."
Yin Shi stopped to eat, looked up and was about to say something, but was interrupted by Fang Yi.
"Have you eaten enough?" Fang Yi turned her head back and said this with some seriousness, then turned her head again and walked towards the door.
"Have you already left? Or the indifferent guy like before? It will be a few years later when I see you next time?" Granny Dengshi frowned and said a little unhappily, but she reminded him at the end. , "Be careful, don't lose TAMA (Egg/Life)."
After listening, Fang Yi stepped out the door.
"If you are captured by them, you will not be able to come back." Granny Denshi reminded again.
Fang Yi just responded lightly: "Meow (hum)"
Katsura, Gintoki, and Kondo followed closely behind Yoshiichi.
"Wait, you," Deng Shi took out a cigarette from his sleeve, took one, and glanced at Yin Shi, who was walking behind Gui, who had not yet stepped out of the store, "that guy will ask you. "
"Meow..." After responding softly, Gintoki also stepped out of the store.
Immediately afterwards, Kondo, who was at the back, quickly followed.
"Meow! (No! Did you forget something?!)" Jiang Cheng shouted a little frantically, "Meow! (I'm still here! When I finally left, everyone ignored me. Meaning?! On purpose? Absolutely! You bastards!)"
"It's time for me to go back too." Yueyong stood up, lifted the pet cage on the ground with one hand, and took the last puff of cigarette while holding the cigarette rod with one hand and slowly exhaled it.
Then he started to walk towards the door slowly, and when he arrived at the door, he did not forget to raise his hand and waved, "Goodbye."
"A kind reminder, that kind of vicious cat is not the kind of cage that can be trapped." Granny Dengshi reminded her without raising her head.
Yueyong didn't reply, nor did she pause in her footsteps, as if she didn't hear her at all.
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In the middle of the night, in the embassy of Edogi Takuma.
Katsuo, the black horse of the ditch rat group, squatted in front of a group of stray cats who were imprisoned, with a long toothpick in his mouth, holding his chin and said with interest: "I'm sorry, it's all Guys who don't know good manners, they all look vicious. If you really want to raise them, you should not want cats, but dogs.
The dog is very loyal to its owner, looking at those eyes and wanting to reach out. These guys have nothing to do with the master at all, and anyone can follow as long as they give food. I don't know what I'm thinking, what a horrible creature. "
(Mutiana: A plant similar to catnip. In the game Monster Hunter, it is the favorite of stupid black cats.)
"His Royal Highness Katsuo," a middle-aged male with a cat's head and the height of a bell hanging around his neck, who is the head of the Mutian Liaoxing embassy, put his hands on his back and turned his face to the black colt Katsuo, "Can I understand your words as including us?"
"Oh! I'm really sorry, how is that possible," Katsuo Kuroma turned his head with an apologetic smile on his face, raised his hand and nodded his head while defending, "I mean we Mel sauce is the cutest."
At this time, in front of the truck with the container parked at the back door of the embassy, members of the ditch rat group continued to hold the cages holding wild cats one after another, and secretly brought the cats in through the back door.
"It seems that the cats here are more energetic than the wild cats in other places." Maotou Tianren said with some emotion: "It's really good material, so the price can be increased by 20%."
"Really?" Katsuo Kuroma quickly put on a smile, stood up and continued, "If you are satisfied with these, I will definitely catch more! It's just some wild cats, even if No one will be happy or sad if they are gone. But no one will know what we are catching these cats for."
"Black cats are hated in some places as an ominous symbol," Maotou Tianren looked at the wild cats in front of him and explained to himself: "And in some places it is indeed a symbol of good fortune, cats are A creature with two faces, although it may be just a hindrance for you, but for us, it is the savior who can save our planet. We cannot act on a large scale, please continue to follow me for our planet in the future Collaborate."
…
Katsuo Kuroma, who was in the passenger seat of the truck just now, closed the door and stared blankly ahead with his hands in his arms.
"Brother, how's the negotiation going?" the bald boy in the driver's seat asked, and immediately started the car.
It wasn't until the car was started that Katsuo Kuroma showed a disdainful expression and said, "What are you talking about as a savior, cats are really terrible creatures."
What Katsuo Kuroko didn't know was that there was a trash can on the roadside where the truck was just parked, and just after the container truck left, two small heads poked out of it, one was Kagura and the other was Kagura. It's just a new eight chi...
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In the afternoon three days later, in the open space in front of the shrine, several wild cats were sitting around and chatting in whispers.
"Hey, did you hear that? The egg hunter said that if the egg was removed, it would be sent back here, but it seems that none of the caught guys came back."
"There are rumors that not only the eggs, but also the soul has been taken away."
"Speaking of which, I haven't seen that fellow Hoshiichi recently. Could it be..."
"How is that possible? If you say Fangichi, go out with those guys again."
"The new guy?"
"Hey, isn't it good to continue like this? That silver is also a guy with two hits. If he joins forces with Fang, our position will be lost."
"Just be caught," said a wild cat suddenly.
After listening, the other wild cats were stunned for a while, and then invariably looked at the wild cat who made the sound.
"We'd be free without that guy," the feral cat continued.
The rest of the wild cats bowed their heads and pondered.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice came from a distance, "Hey, what are you doing together in broad daylight? Are you discussing that the female cat is in heat?"
"Jiang!" A group of wild cats turned their heads to look at Jiang Cheng, and then all surrounded him.
"Are you all right? I haven't seen you for a few days."
"It's really nice to have a family guy~"
"That's right, it's just different from us feral cats."
"Are you serious about what you just said about the female cat being in heat?"
"Wait a second," Jiang Cheng squatted down and dragged out a large bag of high-grade cat food and a large bag of canned cat food from behind, "I brought you gifts, I don't like it."
"Jiang! If there is a cute female cat in heat nearby, I will be the first to notify you!"
"Me too! Definitely the first to tell you!"
"No, that kind of thing is avoided, I'm not interested." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied casually.
"No interest?! Could it be!" A wild cat stared at Jiang Cheng's **** with wide eyes.
"Don't think about it! My TAMA is as good as mine!" Jiang Cheng said angrily, "It's just that my pursuit is different from yours!"
"Hahaha!" A crowd of wild cats burst into laughter.
"Then, what were you talking about just now? Was there anything interesting?" Jiang Cheng continued boredly. "I've been locked in a cage for so many days recently, and I just found the opportunity to sneak out today. It's been really hard these days~"
"Actually..." A feral cat was about to say something, but was suddenly stopped by another feral cat's eyes.
"Ah, it's nothing," the feral cat said with a smile, "just discussing that the nearby female cat is about to be in heat. Everyone is very excited."
"Yes, yes!" A group of wild cats echoed.
After being silent for two seconds, Jiang Chengcai said with a speechless expression: "Be careful not to catch any strange virus, after all, it's a place like Kabukicho. Then I'll go first, I'll come back if I have time. you."
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Looking at Jiang Cheng's slowly leaving back, a wild cat glared fiercely at the cat who had just told the truth, "Hey! Don't say that kind of thing! Jiang and Fangyi They have a good relationship too! If you tell him, it will definitely be secret!"
"However, Jiang it has a good relationship with us." The cat retorted weakly, "Maybe it will be on our side, didn't I see him and the new silver one at that time? A fight?"
"It's okay not to talk about this kind of thing! It's a domestic cat! We don't need it to care about such things as feral cats!"
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On the other side, in a clearing in Kabukicho Park, Yoshiichi is catching sparrows while training silver.
But even after a morning of flickering, spinning and jumping with closed eyes, Gintoki failed to capture a sparrow.
Looking at Yin Shi who was tired and paralyzed on the ground with his belly tumbling and his mouth open and panting, Fang Yicai said helplessly, "No way~IndoMTL.com~ Let's go here today. Really, why do you train? After so many times, there is still no way to hunt? You can't survive here."
"I don't want to be proficient at hunting... hunting or something!" Gintoki raised his head to look at Fangichi, and retorted loudly, "Who can eat something as cute as a sparrow! Me and your parenting style Different! I'm human! How many times do you have to tell me? Muyu head!"
Saying that, Gintoki looked at Katsura and Kondo behind him, "Hey, you two also tell me something!"
But...
"His Royal Highness Fangyi!" Gui, who was sitting around the bonfire holding a small wooden stick and roasting a sparrow, shouted to Fangyi, "Do you want salt or sauce? And silver time, how about you?"
"Ah, I want salt." Yin Shi replied subconsciously, but then he reacted, watching Kondo who was eating skewers with relish and Katsura who was roasting sparrows and complained wildly: "Hey! The two have adapted too quickly!"
"It seems that the two of them have more wandering talents." Fang Yi praised.
"Which world would have cats grilled over a campfire!"
"Hey! Master House, you come too! Let's have a campfire together!" Kondo shouted.
"You burn me to ashes!"
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